FP Riffs 16: Pinkie Pie's Secret Ingredient, Part 2
Wow. It’s been way too long since I put out the first part of this.
Well, now that Pinkie Pie’s been shaken way the hell up, I think it’s the perfect time to revisit “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient.” That, and I want to delay the impending “Living the Dream” riff for as long as possible. Not a lot of you actually understand my utter contempt for it.
Just a heads-up, this is where the clop begins. Enjoy!
Well, now that Pinkie Pie’s been shaken way the hell up, I think it’s the perfect time to revisit “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient.” That, and I want to delay the impending “Living the Dream” riff for as long as possible. Not a lot of you actually understand my utter contempt for it.
Just a heads-up, this is where the clop begins. Enjoy!
Princess Twilight Sparkle: (from TV) You did WHAT!?
Fallen Prime: How the fuck was I supposed to know she’d bring in Gilda? And how the fuck was I supposed to know she’d pick those stories?
Twilight: Well, if SOMEPONY had looked over the list before making her riff it...
Rainbow Dash: I’m not fighting you on this, Twilight. Gilda and I already made up. Pinkie forgave her. It’s over.
Fallen: Speaking of Pinkie, where is she? If you’re presenting something to us, I’d expect her to be there with you. Even if you aren’t at Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: No, I already have my assistant.
Spike: (from TV) Finally, I get to help out with something FUN!
Fallen: Wait. Quick question.
Twilight: And I have a quick answer. Let’s see if they match.
Fallen: Where IS Pinkie? You just all but outright said we’re gonna be riffing something, so why isn’t... she...
Twilight: Looks like you just figured it out on your own.
(The armory doors open to reveal Pinkie Pie.)
Dash: Are you SERIOUS.
Pinkie Pie: Hi, Twilight! Great to see you’re actually back in Ponyville for this one!
Fallen: You know exactly what she’s doing?
Pinkie: Of course I do, silly! She actually arranged this meeting time with me because she knew Dashie would be coming over here today!
Fallen: You ARRANGED to riff a story starring yourself? So soon after that marathon?
Twilight: Pinkie, you didn’t tell me about the marathon when we were talking this morning!
Pinkie: I know. That marathon really shook me up, but I just really wanted to get back in the game.
Fallen: ...sometimes I can’t tell if you’re an idiot or a masochist.
Pinkie: Why not both?
Dash: O-kay, I think that’s enough of that. What’s going on with the riff?
Spike: Well, it’s something called “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient.” But for some reason I’m supposed to send you the... third and fourth chapters?
Twilight: I gave them the first two back in Canterlot.
Spike: Ah. How bad was it?
Dash: Well, it gave me a headache.
Pinkie: And it didn’t make much sense. Other than that, though, it was WAY better than most of the stuff we’ve seen!
Twilight: I did warn you that this was a clopfic, didn’t I?
Dash: ...I think I remember it being mentioned.
Twilight: Yeah. That starts up soon.
Dash: You know what? I’m not afraid! I’m gonna stop letting these stories get to me. Do your worst, egghead!
Pinkie: That’s the spirit, Dashie!
Fallen: I bet she’s gonna make you eat those words, Rainbow.
Dash: And they’re gonna taste so sweet when I do.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Fallen Prime: How the fuck was I supposed to know she’d bring in Gilda? And how the fuck was I supposed to know she’d pick those stories?
Twilight: Well, if SOMEPONY had looked over the list before making her riff it...
Rainbow Dash: I’m not fighting you on this, Twilight. Gilda and I already made up. Pinkie forgave her. It’s over.
Fallen: Speaking of Pinkie, where is she? If you’re presenting something to us, I’d expect her to be there with you. Even if you aren’t at Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: No, I already have my assistant.
Spike: (from TV) Finally, I get to help out with something FUN!
Fallen: Wait. Quick question.
Twilight: And I have a quick answer. Let’s see if they match.
Fallen: Where IS Pinkie? You just all but outright said we’re gonna be riffing something, so why isn’t... she...
Twilight: Looks like you just figured it out on your own.
(The armory doors open to reveal Pinkie Pie.)
Dash: Are you SERIOUS.
Pinkie Pie: Hi, Twilight! Great to see you’re actually back in Ponyville for this one!
Fallen: You know exactly what she’s doing?
Pinkie: Of course I do, silly! She actually arranged this meeting time with me because she knew Dashie would be coming over here today!
Fallen: You ARRANGED to riff a story starring yourself? So soon after that marathon?
Twilight: Pinkie, you didn’t tell me about the marathon when we were talking this morning!
Pinkie: I know. That marathon really shook me up, but I just really wanted to get back in the game.
Fallen: ...sometimes I can’t tell if you’re an idiot or a masochist.
Pinkie: Why not both?
Dash: O-kay, I think that’s enough of that. What’s going on with the riff?
Spike: Well, it’s something called “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient.” But for some reason I’m supposed to send you the... third and fourth chapters?
Twilight: I gave them the first two back in Canterlot.
Spike: Ah. How bad was it?
Dash: Well, it gave me a headache.
Pinkie: And it didn’t make much sense. Other than that, though, it was WAY better than most of the stuff we’ve seen!
Twilight: I did warn you that this was a clopfic, didn’t I?
Dash: ...I think I remember it being mentioned.
Twilight: Yeah. That starts up soon.
Dash: You know what? I’m not afraid! I’m gonna stop letting these stories get to me. Do your worst, egghead!
Pinkie: That’s the spirit, Dashie!
Fallen: I bet she’s gonna make you eat those words, Rainbow.
Dash: And they’re gonna taste so sweet when I do.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
-Part 3-
Dash: BRING IT!
Pinkie Pie kept true to her word, and went to the nearest house to ask for directions. The two fillies came to a dark house, that looked scary and menacing.
Fallen: Yeah, being home to Equestrian exiles might do that to a place.
They gathered all the courage they had. And knocked. They heard footsteps. The door swung open and they gasped.
Pinkie: For behind the door... WAS A GIANT PONY-EATING CAKE!
It was a Stallion. A gigantic stallion that made Big Mac look like Applebloom.
Fallen: Wow. You’re making him sound like a Gary Stu, and I don’t even think we’re ever gonna SEE this guy again. You have to TRY to fuck up an OC that badly.
He had a dark blue coat, an even darker blue mane and deep purple eyes. He was strong enough to kill the two fillys right there and then.
Dash: So when does he?
Fallen: What?
Dash: I’ve seen enough stories like this to know it’s only a matter of time.
Fallen: Actually, no.
In a deep, but relaxed voice he said:
"Can I help you?"
Pinkie: “I can help you in a LOT of ways...”
"Yes please." Said a nervous and frightened Pinkie Pie
"Speak up please. I can't hear you."
Dash: ...this is still PINKIE PIE we’re talking about, right?
"Can you… uh… help…me and… my uh… friend here get back… home. We're lost and scared."
Rainbow Dash was getting more and more nervous by the second.
Dash: Town of exiles, gigantic stallion. I have the right.
She knew stallions. And Pinkie Pie was talking too innocent, and too sweat.
Pinkie: Ew! Talking to sweat is never fun.
Dash knew that the massive stallion was getting turned on by her. She could see it in his eyes, she was about to say something but he spoke first:
Fallen: “Spread ‘em.”
"Ponyville huh.
Dash: “Good thing I’m psychic, or I wouldn’t know where you’re from.”
Well you sure are quite a distance away. How did two little fillies such as yourselves get so lost in these woods."
Pinkie: “Well, it’s a long story, and it involves a garbage chute and a travel brochure...”
"Pinkie Pie made a little mistake and we went in the complete opposite direction of where we were supposed to be headed.
Dash: Wouldn’t that mean we went back home? COMPLETE opposite would be total backtracking.
So if you could just tell us where we need to go, we'll be on our way."
"Sorry to say. But it's way too dark to be going anywhere. When nightfall comes, you two are as good as dead."
Fallen: Are you gonna deny the savior in front of your eyes~
Dash: I thought we revoked your singing privileges.
Fallen: Since when do I listen to you ponies?
Dash: It only seems to take puppy-dog eyes from Fluttershy or Pinkie.
Fallen: ...shut up.
"Rainbow Dash, I should have told you earlier-"
"You two filly's have two options.
Fallen: “Sex with me at the same time, or sex with each other while I watch.”
Option A: You can sleep outside in the cold bitter forest, being stalked by whatever animal happens to find you.
Dash: Please. I could carry Pinkie up to a treetop and we could sleep up there. There’s a lot of crazy stuff in the Everfree Forest, but nothing I know of that knows how to climb.
Or Option B: You can stay at my place for tonight. I can give you food, water, shelter. I'm a nice guy. And am whiling to help anypony in a jam."
Pinkie: “My whiling skills have saved countless ponies!”
"Oh Great! Thank you so much Mr. Stallion guy." Said a happy and excited Pinkie Pie, who viewed this as a sleepover, rather than a service.
"The names Sam."
Fallen: ...what?
Dash: Isn’t that a human name?
Fallen: Yes. That’s why WHAT.
Pinkie: Maybe he was exiled so he wouldn’t turn the story into an HiE self-insert!
"Thanks… Sam." Said a half nervous Rainbow Dash who was watching the stallions every action. She knew that something was up. But she couldn't put her hoof on it."
Dash: You’re POSITIVE he doesn’t kill us?
Fallen: Not in these two chapters, he doesn’t. And there’s still another four when we’re done with these, so...
Sam brought them into his home. Dash didn't know why, but the house looked bigger on the inside than it did on the outside.
Fallen: ...Sam’s a Time Lord?
The house was very clean and organized to their surprise. Sam the stallion gave them a quick tour of his home, so they knew where the bathroom was, where the kitchen was, and most importantly where they were sleeping.
Pinkie: The bathroom floor!
Sam looked at the two ponys with very serious eyes and said:
"I have only one guest room. Which one of you wants to sleep here tonight?"
Dash: “Whoever doesn’t sleeps with me.”
"I do." Said Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie simultaneously.
A smile came on Sam's face; apparently he liked the idea of the two filly's sleeping together.
Fallen: Typical male mind at work.
"So both of you will be sleeping in the same bed?"
Upon hearing those words from Sam the two ponys instantly reacted:
Dash: By punching him in the face and running away!
Pinkie: By laughing until the scary stallion disappeared!
Rainbow Dash's first reaction was to say "NO."
But Pinkie Pie's reaction was "YES."
Fallen: My reaction is still a resounding “eh.”
The two ponies looked at each other for a moment. Thinking what to say. Rainbow Dash spoke out first:
"Pinkie Pie I snore at night,
Dash: What? No I don’t!
Fallen: Oh, YES YOU DO.
you wouldn't want to sleep with me in a tight little bed such as this."
"I talk in my sleep sometimes Dashy, so I would probably bother you more than you would me.
Pinkie: “Sometimes I poke ponies in my sleep and say ‘Does this bug you? Does this bug you?’”
You take the bed, I can sleep on the couch."
"Are you sure Pinkie Pie? If you want it, you can have it."
"Nah, I just want you to be happy."
Pinkie: HINT!
Dash: Pinkie, that wasn’t even the FIRST hint.
Pinkie: But does it make it NOT a hint?
Realizing what she said, she looked down at the ground and said:
"I insist."
"Well ok. But if you ever get uncomfortable on that couch you just come over to me alright."
"Alright, so you, Rainbow Dash are sleeping here tonight, am I right?"
Dash: Not if you’re gonna talk to me with THAT kind of clunky language!
"Yeah… I guess."
"Alright."
Pinkie Pie bounced away into the living room.
Pinkie: Where Sam had bouncy houses and trampolines!
Fallen: ...would those even fit in his house?
Dash: If he’s big enough to dwarf Big Mac, I bet a trampoline could fit right through the doorway.
Rainbow Dash had just lifted the sheets of the bed the moment Sam finished his sentence, when she gasped in shock.
Dash: I want to make a joke about two of my friends sleeping together, but I don’t know which two to pick.
The bed was covered in blood stains. She backed up into the wall and had her full attention on Sam. Who was unemotionally looking down at the blood stained cloth.
Fallen: Inwardly, he fondly recalled his last night with his wife. She wouldn’t stop screaming.
He then chuckled to himself. And said:
All: “YOU’RE NEXT.”
"Oh my, how could I have forgotten. Sorry for the scare Miss Rainbow Dash… you see, there was a hurt stallion a few days ago, and he was bleeding out.
Fallen: “I sat there and laughed.”
So I got him inside, wrapped him up, and let him rest. I wanted to clean the sheets today, but then you two showed up and changed my schedule up a bit."
Pinkie: “Now I have to WAIT to bury the body...”
"Sorry. Unless you want to sleep in blood stained sheets you're going to have to sleep with the pink one."
Dash: “And you have to let me film it.”
"Any other options?"
"You could try sleeping on the floor. But I'd watch out for the cockroaches."
Fallen: Eh. Ever since the TWE went under, they’ve been mostly out of the way.
"Never mind, Pinkie Pie's couch is fine enough for me."
Dash: Why is every other chapter so SHORT?
Fallen: It means we get to break faster, so quit your bitching.
Dash: BRING IT!
Pinkie Pie kept true to her word, and went to the nearest house to ask for directions. The two fillies came to a dark house, that looked scary and menacing.
Fallen: Yeah, being home to Equestrian exiles might do that to a place.
They gathered all the courage they had. And knocked. They heard footsteps. The door swung open and they gasped.
Pinkie: For behind the door... WAS A GIANT PONY-EATING CAKE!
It was a Stallion. A gigantic stallion that made Big Mac look like Applebloom.
Fallen: Wow. You’re making him sound like a Gary Stu, and I don’t even think we’re ever gonna SEE this guy again. You have to TRY to fuck up an OC that badly.
He had a dark blue coat, an even darker blue mane and deep purple eyes. He was strong enough to kill the two fillys right there and then.
Dash: So when does he?
Fallen: What?
Dash: I’ve seen enough stories like this to know it’s only a matter of time.
Fallen: Actually, no.
In a deep, but relaxed voice he said:
"Can I help you?"
Pinkie: “I can help you in a LOT of ways...”
"Yes please." Said a nervous and frightened Pinkie Pie
"Speak up please. I can't hear you."
Dash: ...this is still PINKIE PIE we’re talking about, right?
"Can you… uh… help…me and… my uh… friend here get back… home. We're lost and scared."
Rainbow Dash was getting more and more nervous by the second.
Dash: Town of exiles, gigantic stallion. I have the right.
She knew stallions. And Pinkie Pie was talking too innocent, and too sweat.
Pinkie: Ew! Talking to sweat is never fun.
Dash knew that the massive stallion was getting turned on by her. She could see it in his eyes, she was about to say something but he spoke first:
Fallen: “Spread ‘em.”
"Ponyville huh.
Dash: “Good thing I’m psychic, or I wouldn’t know where you’re from.”
Well you sure are quite a distance away. How did two little fillies such as yourselves get so lost in these woods."
Pinkie: “Well, it’s a long story, and it involves a garbage chute and a travel brochure...”
"Pinkie Pie made a little mistake and we went in the complete opposite direction of where we were supposed to be headed.
Dash: Wouldn’t that mean we went back home? COMPLETE opposite would be total backtracking.
So if you could just tell us where we need to go, we'll be on our way."
"Sorry to say. But it's way too dark to be going anywhere. When nightfall comes, you two are as good as dead."
Fallen: Are you gonna deny the savior in front of your eyes~
Dash: I thought we revoked your singing privileges.
Fallen: Since when do I listen to you ponies?
Dash: It only seems to take puppy-dog eyes from Fluttershy or Pinkie.
Fallen: ...shut up.
"Rainbow Dash, I should have told you earlier-"
"You two filly's have two options.
Fallen: “Sex with me at the same time, or sex with each other while I watch.”
Option A: You can sleep outside in the cold bitter forest, being stalked by whatever animal happens to find you.
Dash: Please. I could carry Pinkie up to a treetop and we could sleep up there. There’s a lot of crazy stuff in the Everfree Forest, but nothing I know of that knows how to climb.
Or Option B: You can stay at my place for tonight. I can give you food, water, shelter. I'm a nice guy. And am whiling to help anypony in a jam."
Pinkie: “My whiling skills have saved countless ponies!”
"Oh Great! Thank you so much Mr. Stallion guy." Said a happy and excited Pinkie Pie, who viewed this as a sleepover, rather than a service.
"The names Sam."
Fallen: ...what?
Dash: Isn’t that a human name?
Fallen: Yes. That’s why WHAT.
Pinkie: Maybe he was exiled so he wouldn’t turn the story into an HiE self-insert!
"Thanks… Sam." Said a half nervous Rainbow Dash who was watching the stallions every action. She knew that something was up. But she couldn't put her hoof on it."
Dash: You’re POSITIVE he doesn’t kill us?
Fallen: Not in these two chapters, he doesn’t. And there’s still another four when we’re done with these, so...
Sam brought them into his home. Dash didn't know why, but the house looked bigger on the inside than it did on the outside.
Fallen: ...Sam’s a Time Lord?
The house was very clean and organized to their surprise. Sam the stallion gave them a quick tour of his home, so they knew where the bathroom was, where the kitchen was, and most importantly where they were sleeping.
Pinkie: The bathroom floor!
Sam looked at the two ponys with very serious eyes and said:
"I have only one guest room. Which one of you wants to sleep here tonight?"
Dash: “Whoever doesn’t sleeps with me.”
"I do." Said Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie simultaneously.
A smile came on Sam's face; apparently he liked the idea of the two filly's sleeping together.
Fallen: Typical male mind at work.
"So both of you will be sleeping in the same bed?"
Upon hearing those words from Sam the two ponys instantly reacted:
Dash: By punching him in the face and running away!
Pinkie: By laughing until the scary stallion disappeared!
Rainbow Dash's first reaction was to say "NO."
But Pinkie Pie's reaction was "YES."
Fallen: My reaction is still a resounding “eh.”
The two ponies looked at each other for a moment. Thinking what to say. Rainbow Dash spoke out first:
"Pinkie Pie I snore at night,
Dash: What? No I don’t!
Fallen: Oh, YES YOU DO.
you wouldn't want to sleep with me in a tight little bed such as this."
"I talk in my sleep sometimes Dashy, so I would probably bother you more than you would me.
Pinkie: “Sometimes I poke ponies in my sleep and say ‘Does this bug you? Does this bug you?’”
You take the bed, I can sleep on the couch."
"Are you sure Pinkie Pie? If you want it, you can have it."
"Nah, I just want you to be happy."
Pinkie: HINT!
Dash: Pinkie, that wasn’t even the FIRST hint.
Pinkie: But does it make it NOT a hint?
Realizing what she said, she looked down at the ground and said:
"I insist."
"Well ok. But if you ever get uncomfortable on that couch you just come over to me alright."
"Alright, so you, Rainbow Dash are sleeping here tonight, am I right?"
Dash: Not if you’re gonna talk to me with THAT kind of clunky language!
"Yeah… I guess."
"Alright."
Pinkie Pie bounced away into the living room.
Pinkie: Where Sam had bouncy houses and trampolines!
Fallen: ...would those even fit in his house?
Dash: If he’s big enough to dwarf Big Mac, I bet a trampoline could fit right through the doorway.
Rainbow Dash had just lifted the sheets of the bed the moment Sam finished his sentence, when she gasped in shock.
Dash: I want to make a joke about two of my friends sleeping together, but I don’t know which two to pick.
The bed was covered in blood stains. She backed up into the wall and had her full attention on Sam. Who was unemotionally looking down at the blood stained cloth.
Fallen: Inwardly, he fondly recalled his last night with his wife. She wouldn’t stop screaming.
He then chuckled to himself. And said:
All: “YOU’RE NEXT.”
"Oh my, how could I have forgotten. Sorry for the scare Miss Rainbow Dash… you see, there was a hurt stallion a few days ago, and he was bleeding out.
Fallen: “I sat there and laughed.”
So I got him inside, wrapped him up, and let him rest. I wanted to clean the sheets today, but then you two showed up and changed my schedule up a bit."
Pinkie: “Now I have to WAIT to bury the body...”
"Sorry. Unless you want to sleep in blood stained sheets you're going to have to sleep with the pink one."
Dash: “And you have to let me film it.”
"Any other options?"
"You could try sleeping on the floor. But I'd watch out for the cockroaches."
Fallen: Eh. Ever since the TWE went under, they’ve been mostly out of the way.
"Never mind, Pinkie Pie's couch is fine enough for me."
Dash: Why is every other chapter so SHORT?
Fallen: It means we get to break faster, so quit your bitching.
Fallen: Luna was full of shit. This isn’t an epic quest at all.
Pinkie: It’s still not all THAT bad, but nopony knows how to be smart in this story.
Dash: And not much even HAPPENED so far. The first chapter was LITERALLY just me agreeing to go with Pinkie, the second was just us getting lost, and this one was just us finding shelter.
Spike: (from TV) Seriously? Riffing a story where nothing happens doesn’t sound very interesting.
Fallen: Oh, don’t get us wrong, there’s a LOT of material here. It’s just... too light on PLOT.
Twilight: (from TV) That doesn’t really get better with time, unfortunately for you.
Dash: What should we expect from the rest of this story?
Twilight: Well, I already said there was clop...
Dash: Which I haven’t seen yet.
Twilight: There’s apparently one dark scene where one of you almost dies...
Pinkie: That sounds more like the adventure we were promised!
Twilight: And the stupidest anticlimax you’ll ever see.
Fallen: Try me.
Twilight: I’m not just going to TELL you. You have to see it for yourself.
Pinkie: Ooh, a surprise! I LOVE surprises!
Fallen: When’s the last time a story-related surprise was GOOD?
Pinkie: ...
Fallen: Thought so.
Dash: I’m still ready to go! Why are we just sitting here talking when there’s still a story right in front of us?
Fallen: Because talking is a healthy friendship exercise.
Pinkie: Can’t argue with that!
Twilight: Well, since Rainbow Dash is so eager to get back to the riff, I suppose we can start you back up now.
Fallen: Dammit, Rainbow!
Dash: I’m still pumped. I need to tear this story up before all this riffing energy goes away.
Fallen: ...I GUESS that makes sense. The next chapter can’t be much worse than the ones before it anyway.
Spike: OHBYTHEWAYTHISISTHEFIRSTCLOPCHAPTERHAVEFUN!
Fallen: What?
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Pinkie: It’s still not all THAT bad, but nopony knows how to be smart in this story.
Dash: And not much even HAPPENED so far. The first chapter was LITERALLY just me agreeing to go with Pinkie, the second was just us getting lost, and this one was just us finding shelter.
Spike: (from TV) Seriously? Riffing a story where nothing happens doesn’t sound very interesting.
Fallen: Oh, don’t get us wrong, there’s a LOT of material here. It’s just... too light on PLOT.
Twilight: (from TV) That doesn’t really get better with time, unfortunately for you.
Dash: What should we expect from the rest of this story?
Twilight: Well, I already said there was clop...
Dash: Which I haven’t seen yet.
Twilight: There’s apparently one dark scene where one of you almost dies...
Pinkie: That sounds more like the adventure we were promised!
Twilight: And the stupidest anticlimax you’ll ever see.
Fallen: Try me.
Twilight: I’m not just going to TELL you. You have to see it for yourself.
Pinkie: Ooh, a surprise! I LOVE surprises!
Fallen: When’s the last time a story-related surprise was GOOD?
Pinkie: ...
Fallen: Thought so.
Dash: I’m still ready to go! Why are we just sitting here talking when there’s still a story right in front of us?
Fallen: Because talking is a healthy friendship exercise.
Pinkie: Can’t argue with that!
Twilight: Well, since Rainbow Dash is so eager to get back to the riff, I suppose we can start you back up now.
Fallen: Dammit, Rainbow!
Dash: I’m still pumped. I need to tear this story up before all this riffing energy goes away.
Fallen: ...I GUESS that makes sense. The next chapter can’t be much worse than the ones before it anyway.
Spike: OHBYTHEWAYTHISISTHEFIRSTCLOPCHAPTERHAVEFUN!
Fallen: What?
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
-Part 4-
Fallen: Seriously, what did he say?
Pinkie: ...that this was the first clop chapter.
Fallen: Ohhhhhhhh boy.
Rainbow Dash didn't know what the time was. If she were to guess it would be somewhere around 11 or 12. She came over to Pinkie Pie who was tiresomely gazing at the little candle light dancing before her eyes.
Fallen: Those hallucinogens must have been powerful, because she could’ve SWORN the candles were singing to her in a French accent.
"Hay Pinkie."
Pinkie Pie quickly turned her head. She wasn't expecting anyone to be watching her. She replies in a half awake voice:
"Hay Dash."
Dash: “Yeah, these hay replicas of us were an awesome idea.”
"How's the couch?"
"It's surprisingly warm and fuzzy. Why?"
Pinkie: “You HAVE to have sex with this couch!”
Dash: ...why am I trying to think of ways for that to work!?
"Move over for me will you?"
"Sure. But why? What's wrong with the bed you were going to sleep on?"
"It had a few problems with it.
Dash: “I could still smell the last pony who died on it.”
So will you move over for me."
"Sure Dashy."
Pinkie Pie did her best to scoot over to make room for Rainbow Dash, but it barely made a difference.
Fallen: Stop trying to use division, stupid. You want SUBTRACTION.
Rainbow Dash had to lay opposite from Pinkie Pie just so they would have enough room.
Hours passed by. The two mares lay together cramped and uncomfortable.
Pinkie: Sam watching us while we tried to sleep didn’t help.
Rainbow Dash was starting to fall asleep her eyes feeling heavier and heavier, her body becoming more and more limb,
Dash: Soon my head would turn into another leg!
but then she started hearing Pinkie Pie talk. Rainbow Dash looked at her and realized what was happening. She was talking in her sleep.
Fallen: I can imagine that trying to talk to Pinkie while she’s asleep would make for some interesting conversation.
At first it was just mumbling, but then it turned into fully comprehensive words and phrases. But it seemed that Pinkie Pie must be having a pretty powerful dream,
Pinkie: That dream was the heavyweight champion defending its title!
for she was starting to move around and bend her body in ways that indicated she was either having a really bad dream, or a really good one.
Dash: How does her body language not help figure out which?
Fallen: Well, if she derives pleasure from nightmares...
Rainbow Dash finally understood what kind of dream it was when she heard Pinkie moan the words "Dash" in a pleasure full voice. She smiled.
Pinkie: ...that’s going exactly where I think it’s going, isn’t it?
Then out of nowhere an idea came to her. Because Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were laying opposite from each other on a cramped couch that was only intended for 2 or 3 pony's to sit on, there was little room to move.
Fallen: That’s not an idea. That’s just fact.
Pinkie Pie was in a deep sleep. So any little movements from Rainbow Dash shouldn't wake her up.
Dash: Wait, what am I about to do?
Fallen: Just wait for it.
Rainbow Dash pulled her right hind leg from underneath the Pink ones, and she slowly worked it between Pinkie Pie's Legs.
Dash: ...I’m NOT.
She closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, so if Pinkie Pie really did wake up, Rainbow Dash can simply tell her it was a mistake because the couch was so small.
Dash: I’m NOT.
Once she got it between her legs she felt the pink mare twitch. She didn't realize how good it must feel to her, getting that leg between her two.
Dash: She’s asleep! This is RAPE!
Rainbow Dash started to search for what was Pinkie Pies little pussy, but then stopped herself.
Rainbow Dash thought:
What am I doing? Pinkie Pie doesn't like me enough to want me to do this,
Fallen: Tell that to the sex dream she’s having of you.
Pinkie: PRIMEY!
what if she tells somepony. I'll be ruined; everypony will think I'm a lesbian for sure.
Dash: Because that’s any different from now.
Rainbow Dash started to consider stopping herself, but found herself wanting to please Pinkie however she could.
Pinkie: You know, ignoring the fact that I CAN’T SAY YES TO THIS IF I’M ASLEEP.
Rainbow Dash thought to herself what would be the consequences of her actions.
Dash: JAIL!
She thought and thought to herself for a couple minutes before deciding to take her chances, and give Pinkie Pie the experience of a lifetime. Well… at least in her subconscious.
Fallen: I can’t even. This is SO creepy.
She started rubbing her foot on Pinkie Pie's stomach, Pinkie Pie gave a slight moan and said her name again in that post-orgasmic voice of hers.
Pinkie: ...Dashie, how would you know what that sounds like?
Dash: I don’t!
"Dash." She went a little lower this time, still trying to take it slowly, testing to see just how deep of a sleeper Pinkie Pie was.
Fallen: That, or just clock her on the head with a frying pan. She’ll be out for longer.
After a couple of minutes of playing around Rainbow Dash decided to do it. She moved her foot lower and lower till she felt the pink mares little clit.
Pinkie: (scoots away from Dash)
Dash: I’m not ACTUALLY doing anything!
Pinkie: I know, but... this story’s creeping me out.
She was nervous, excited, and scared. With her hoof she gave it a slight tickle, trying her best to be sensitive, and avoid waking her up. The moment Rainbow Dash tickled her again she heard Pinkie Pie say "Dashy."
Pinkie: If I pretend I’m pretending to sleep, I can get through this easier.
In her sleep talking post-orgasmic voice. Pinkie Pie wasn't the only one that was getting hot. Rainbow Dash felt her body filling with desire to.
Dash: ...desire to what? Do I WANT to know?
She wanted to rub her own clit, but she didn't want to risk accidently losing herself and waking Pinkie up. She started tickling harder.
Pinkie: I... GUESS tickling is better than what you were doing?
Dash: I think it’s a EUPHEMISM for what I was doing.
Pinkie Pie's moans grew louder and louder every time Dash increased her speed.
Fallen: She was revving up like a racecar engine.
Eventually Pinkie Pie started getting so load Rainbow Dash had to stop a few times just to make sure Sam wouldn't wake up and check on them.
Pinkie: turns out he was watching the whole time!
Dash: He was already trying to reach the cops.
After a couple of minutes of pleasuring her friend, Rainbow dash chose to direct her attention to herself.
Dash: Oh, NOW I turn my attention to the only consenting adult in the room!?
She placed her hoof on her own pussy which was surprisingly moist from her work on Pinkie. She started rubbing it, gently at first but then getting harder and harder as time went on.
Fallen: As in your CLIT’S getting harder? Is this turning into a futa story? Because I’m getting to the point where that wouldn’t even surprise me.
She was reaching her peak, when she heard Pinkie Pie scream her name "RAINBOW DASH!"
Dash: She didn’t orgasm, did she? I brought the action back onto my own side!
she stopped immediately and realized that the Pink mare had just suddenly woken up from a very powerful dream.
Fallen: The dream had super strength and could breathe fire.
She was breathing really hard and she was panicking.
"Rainbow Dash! Your alive!"
Pinkie: “I feel violated, but YOU’RE ALIVE!”
"What?"
"Thank Celestia!"
Fallen: “Not Luna, though, because she was sitting back and laughing!”
Pinkie Pie crawled to Rainbow Dash and hugged her the hardest she's ever done before. Pinkie Pie started tearing up right in front of her.
Pinkie: That’s what happens when you’re made of paper!
Pinkie Pie was so hurt right now she started pressing her face up against Rainbow Dash's chest, and cried as if her best friend had died in a terrible accident.
Dash: That was the dream, wasn’t it.
Fallen: Just sit there and wait for it.
Dash gave her a powerful hug in return. But never shed one tear. She did happen to notice the position in which Pinkie Pie was sitting on her. It was in a pouncing position, it made Rainbow Dash feel nice,
Fallen: Ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyy.
Dash: FALLEN!
but Pinkie Pie was so terrified she wouldn't notice, or even as less care.
"Pinkie Pie are you ok?"
"Oh Dash, I dreamed the most horrible dream."
Fallen: “And YOU were in it, and YOU were in it...”
"What happened?"
"It was so terrible. We were in a dark room, it was so dark in there I could barely see you.
Dash: “You were strapped to a table, there was blood and guts everywhere, I had a hacksaw...”
Then I remember a dark stallion walking up to us. He had dark red eyes, and it made him look scary and evil.
Pinkie: “And like a Gary Stu!”
Then he grabbed you by the throat and dragged you away from me.
Fallen: “But you were getting wetter, which I didn’t get.”
Dash: WHAT!?
All I remember is you screaming in the shadows as he pounded away at your little body. He was as big as Sam, maybe even larger, all I remember after that was me screaming to make him stop. But he wouldn't.
Fallen: He don’t care, he does what he wants!
He just kept going at it without an end. Then I don't know what happened to me, or what came over me, but I started touching myself on my... girly spot.
Fallen: ...you get off to watching ponies get the shit beaten out of them?
Pinkie: NO!
I Didn't know why I did it, or why I couldn't stop. Then I just stopped for some reason, and threw a rock at that Stallion.
Pinkie: “TOM ATTACK!”
He turned to me and dragged me to where you were. I screamed in horror as I saw your dead body lying there and covered in his pony stuff.
Dash: Wait, was he beating me up or raping me?
He was about to do to me what he did to you, but then suddenly, I screamed your name, Rainbow Dash, as hard as I could and I woke up."
Pinkie: Not quite giggling at the ghosties, but hey, whatever works!
"It was just a dream Pinkie Pie. That would never happen to us."
Dash: This is totally happening later, isn’t it.
Fallen: I think it’s chapter seven.
"You don't understand. It was- it was so real. I can't get the image of you out of my head."
"I'm here Pinkie Pie. I'm always going to be here for you."
Fallen: “I’ve been watching you sleep for a few months now.”
Pinkie Pie looked down and noticed that she was really wet. She also noticed that Dash was really wet too. Pinkie Pie wondered for a second, was she sweating? What were the chances Dash would be sweating too?
Pinkie: Who says it’s all sweat?
Dash: Or all mine?
She asked:
"Dash, why are you so sweaty?"
"Are you sure it's sweat,
Fallen: “Most of this came from your snatch.”
and may I ask you the same question." replied Rainbow Dash with a slight grin on her face.
The two mares lay on the couch, staring into each other's eyes. They can both feel the heat rising from their bodies.
Pinkie: Oh no! We’re melting!
Pinkie Pie had a certain look in her eyes that Dash immediately recognized. She also recognized how big Pinkie's eyes were.
Fallen: You BOTH have freakishly huge eyes.
Dash: Compared to YOU, maybe.
Fallen: Yeah. Exactly.
Was it from the shock she had experienced in her dream? Was it from the lighting in the room? What was it? Then it came to her, but as soon as she was about to speak Pinkie Pie spoke:
Pinkie: “Whose fluids are on your hoof?”
Dash: “Uhhh...”
"Dash- remember when you asked me if I would ever get it on with another filly, and how I replied no. Well I think that… maybe… if you want, we could perhaps…"
Pinkie: How does somepony just CHANGE THEIR MIND about their sexuality!?
Dash: Yeah, I think we’re basically past the “experimentation” age!
Fallen: Really? I pegged you girls as being right around that area.
Rainbow Dash paused before replying. Suddenly an idea sparked to her. She knew exactly what she would say.
Dash: “Spread ‘em.”
Pinkie: DASHIE!
Dash: I’m just being honest! I’m not that tactful.
"Oh Pinkie Pie, I understand how horrible of a dream you had.
Dash: Thank Celestia for subtitles!
Pinkie, if there's anything, anything at all, that I could do for you, you just say it. Your wish is my command. This dream of yours must have caused you a lot of stress.
Fallen: I had a joke involving stress balls, but you both being mares kind of invalidates it.
I would just LOVE to help you take that stress of in any way I could."
"Anything you want me to do, I'll do it."
Pinkie: “Jump off a cliff! JUMP OFF A CLIFF!”
"You don't mean that."
"Yes I do Pinkie. Anything."
Fallen: “But I won’t do THAT.”
"You Promise?"
"Yes."
"You won't judge me will you?"
Dash: “Harshly.”
"Absolutely not."
"Would you… show me… how it is with another filly?"
"What is?"
Pinkie: “Which one of us is talking again?”
"Never mind."
"Pinkie Pie, I said anything. And if that means you want me to have sex with you. Then sure."
Dash: Friend just had a bad dream? HAVE SEX WITH HER!
"You really mean that?"
Rainbow Dash gave her a cute little nod, and asked her to lift her leg up.
Dash: So I basically DID just say “spread ‘em.”
Pinkie Pie obeyed. She raised her leg wondering what exactly Rainbow Dash was going to do. Rainbow dash knew that it was Pinkie's first time. She wanted her to remember every little detail of what they did.
Fallen: Except the crying at the end. She could deal with Pinkie forgetting that.
She started out by slowly gliding her hand across Pinkies Leg, all the way down to her love. Making sure she stimulated every hair on leg. She then scooted right into her, so their two pussies were touching.
Pinkie: (chuckling)
Dash: What’s so funny?
Pinkie: I just imagined two kitties poking each other!
She grabbed Pinkie's leg and Pinkie grabbed hers. Rainbow Dash scooted in as far as she could. Pinkie pie shuddered in delight, never did she ever even think it would feel this good.
Dash: You’ve never gotten off from grinding against something?
Fallen: Why don’t we NOT get into your masturbatory habits?
This was only them touching, when Rainbow Dash started moving her hips side to side, grinding the pink mares pussy up against her own, that's when the feeling came to her. Pinkie Pie moaned as large amounts of pleasure rushed up threw her skin.
Pinkie: HEY! You need to take care of that skin! You can’t just throw it like that!
She started breathing harder and harder. Her eyes were now beginning to dilate, and even though she didn't show it. She was screaming in pleasure on the inside.
Fallen: On the outside, it was a scream of agony.
Pinkie Pie's expression was unforgettable. It was the most innocent, cutest, sluttiest expression Rainbow Dash had ever seen.
Dash: “Slutty” and “innocent” have nothing to do with each other.
She leaned into Pinkie and gave her a long passionate kiss. Rainbow Dash broke the kiss the moment she felt Pinkie wanting to scissor again. Rainbow Dash started moving her hips back and forth, and Pinkie Pie did the same. They grinded each other for what felt like minutes.
Dash: What FELT like minutes? What other unit of time would even make sense there?
Fallen: Well, you pride yourself on speed. Maybe it only took you a few seconds.
Until Pinkie started getting wetter, and wetter. She was nearing an orgasm. Rainbow Dash started feeling her all over, stimulating every hair on her soft pink body.
Pinkie: That’s a lot of hairs!
Rainbow Dash was surprised at how soft her body was. It was probably from the lack of meat since Pinkie Pie only ate sweats and baked goods.
Dash: Okay, first of all, I don’t eat meat either. None of us do. Second of all, WHO EATS SWEAT!?
But that couldn't be the only reason. How could such an unhealthy filly feel so soft, and so sensuous?
Fallen: Just because Dash is the group’s biggest fitness freak doesn’t mean Pinkie’s unhealthy.
Rainbow Dash grabbed Pinkie Pie's leg, rubbing harder and harder matching her bodily rhythms with those of her partner. Pinkie Pie eyes started to roll back as she was reaching her peak.
Pinkie: This is the weirdest mountain climb I’ve ever been on!
Rainbow felt the large amount of lubricant start to pile up on the couch. What were they going to do once Sam woke up? Rainbow Dash felt her own peak getting closer and closer.
Fallen: “We’re making a huge mess of the couch, but I’m cumming, so I don’t care!”
She knew that Pinkie Pie would beat her
Pinkie: (lightly punching Dash in the arm) “TELL NO ONE!”
by a couple seconds, but that was no problem. Their pace began to quicken, the Earth and Pegasus pony were now breathing equally as hard. Their rhythms perfectly synced.
Fallen: They were synced to a dubstep track, though, so...
Dash: Are you ever gonna get tired of that joke?
With one final thrust the two ponies experienced a powerful orgasm that covered the couch in a liquid that smelled of Strawberry's and Rainbows.
Fallen: Culminating in the spiciest fruit ever.
Pinkie Pie fell right on top of Rainbow Dash.
Fallen: Crushing every bone in her fragile little body.
Dash: If you saw even HALF of my worse crashes, you wouldn’t be saying that.
They lay covered in each other's bodily fluids. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were covered neck down in their lubricants, which when mixed together produced an insane sent, that smelled of Skittles,
Fallen: Because you can’t have a clop scene with Rainbow Dash without a Skittles comparison.
morning dew, and many, many types of candy, and baked goods. More specifically cupcakes. They lay in post-orgasmic bliss smelling the aromatic scent of their bodies.
Pinkie: Sweat and shame!
The scent was incredibly powerful, they rolled their eyes back and started to kiss each other lovingly.
Fallen: We made a point some time ago that relationships founded on rape were generally unhealthy and doomed to fail. I think this should count.
They were oblivious to anything that was happening around them. If Sam were to walk in they wouldn't care.
Pinkie: Heck, if he paid us, we’d let him film us doing it again!
Dash: ...no.
The smell was starting to get to them, they started to lick each other's cream covered breasts passionately without a care in the world.
Pinkie: Wait, what’s the cream? We’re mares!
Apparently the smell they produced was so exquisite they became high off of it.
Fallen: Sex IS a drug!
Minutes rolled by, then hours. The scent started to fade away throughout the rest of the house. Rainbow Dash knew that the time was probably around 3 or 4.
Dash: What’s with my internal clock? How’s it that good?
She didn't get much sleep, nor did her companion. But Rainbow Dash was an athlete. She could take a night of insomnia, assuming they didn't burn out all their remaining energy in the trip ahead.
Dash: And if the rest of the story goes like this, that’s gonna happen anyway.
Fallen: Alright, we’re done here.
Fallen: Seriously, what did he say?
Pinkie: ...that this was the first clop chapter.
Fallen: Ohhhhhhhh boy.
Rainbow Dash didn't know what the time was. If she were to guess it would be somewhere around 11 or 12. She came over to Pinkie Pie who was tiresomely gazing at the little candle light dancing before her eyes.
Fallen: Those hallucinogens must have been powerful, because she could’ve SWORN the candles were singing to her in a French accent.
"Hay Pinkie."
Pinkie Pie quickly turned her head. She wasn't expecting anyone to be watching her. She replies in a half awake voice:
"Hay Dash."
Dash: “Yeah, these hay replicas of us were an awesome idea.”
"How's the couch?"
"It's surprisingly warm and fuzzy. Why?"
Pinkie: “You HAVE to have sex with this couch!”
Dash: ...why am I trying to think of ways for that to work!?
"Move over for me will you?"
"Sure. But why? What's wrong with the bed you were going to sleep on?"
"It had a few problems with it.
Dash: “I could still smell the last pony who died on it.”
So will you move over for me."
"Sure Dashy."
Pinkie Pie did her best to scoot over to make room for Rainbow Dash, but it barely made a difference.
Fallen: Stop trying to use division, stupid. You want SUBTRACTION.
Rainbow Dash had to lay opposite from Pinkie Pie just so they would have enough room.
Hours passed by. The two mares lay together cramped and uncomfortable.
Pinkie: Sam watching us while we tried to sleep didn’t help.
Rainbow Dash was starting to fall asleep her eyes feeling heavier and heavier, her body becoming more and more limb,
Dash: Soon my head would turn into another leg!
but then she started hearing Pinkie Pie talk. Rainbow Dash looked at her and realized what was happening. She was talking in her sleep.
Fallen: I can imagine that trying to talk to Pinkie while she’s asleep would make for some interesting conversation.
At first it was just mumbling, but then it turned into fully comprehensive words and phrases. But it seemed that Pinkie Pie must be having a pretty powerful dream,
Pinkie: That dream was the heavyweight champion defending its title!
for she was starting to move around and bend her body in ways that indicated she was either having a really bad dream, or a really good one.
Dash: How does her body language not help figure out which?
Fallen: Well, if she derives pleasure from nightmares...
Rainbow Dash finally understood what kind of dream it was when she heard Pinkie moan the words "Dash" in a pleasure full voice. She smiled.
Pinkie: ...that’s going exactly where I think it’s going, isn’t it?
Then out of nowhere an idea came to her. Because Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were laying opposite from each other on a cramped couch that was only intended for 2 or 3 pony's to sit on, there was little room to move.
Fallen: That’s not an idea. That’s just fact.
Pinkie Pie was in a deep sleep. So any little movements from Rainbow Dash shouldn't wake her up.
Dash: Wait, what am I about to do?
Fallen: Just wait for it.
Rainbow Dash pulled her right hind leg from underneath the Pink ones, and she slowly worked it between Pinkie Pie's Legs.
Dash: ...I’m NOT.
She closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, so if Pinkie Pie really did wake up, Rainbow Dash can simply tell her it was a mistake because the couch was so small.
Dash: I’m NOT.
Once she got it between her legs she felt the pink mare twitch. She didn't realize how good it must feel to her, getting that leg between her two.
Dash: She’s asleep! This is RAPE!
Rainbow Dash started to search for what was Pinkie Pies little pussy, but then stopped herself.
Rainbow Dash thought:
What am I doing? Pinkie Pie doesn't like me enough to want me to do this,
Fallen: Tell that to the sex dream she’s having of you.
Pinkie: PRIMEY!
what if she tells somepony. I'll be ruined; everypony will think I'm a lesbian for sure.
Dash: Because that’s any different from now.
Rainbow Dash started to consider stopping herself, but found herself wanting to please Pinkie however she could.
Pinkie: You know, ignoring the fact that I CAN’T SAY YES TO THIS IF I’M ASLEEP.
Rainbow Dash thought to herself what would be the consequences of her actions.
Dash: JAIL!
She thought and thought to herself for a couple minutes before deciding to take her chances, and give Pinkie Pie the experience of a lifetime. Well… at least in her subconscious.
Fallen: I can’t even. This is SO creepy.
She started rubbing her foot on Pinkie Pie's stomach, Pinkie Pie gave a slight moan and said her name again in that post-orgasmic voice of hers.
Pinkie: ...Dashie, how would you know what that sounds like?
Dash: I don’t!
"Dash." She went a little lower this time, still trying to take it slowly, testing to see just how deep of a sleeper Pinkie Pie was.
Fallen: That, or just clock her on the head with a frying pan. She’ll be out for longer.
After a couple of minutes of playing around Rainbow Dash decided to do it. She moved her foot lower and lower till she felt the pink mares little clit.
Pinkie: (scoots away from Dash)
Dash: I’m not ACTUALLY doing anything!
Pinkie: I know, but... this story’s creeping me out.
She was nervous, excited, and scared. With her hoof she gave it a slight tickle, trying her best to be sensitive, and avoid waking her up. The moment Rainbow Dash tickled her again she heard Pinkie Pie say "Dashy."
Pinkie: If I pretend I’m pretending to sleep, I can get through this easier.
In her sleep talking post-orgasmic voice. Pinkie Pie wasn't the only one that was getting hot. Rainbow Dash felt her body filling with desire to.
Dash: ...desire to what? Do I WANT to know?
She wanted to rub her own clit, but she didn't want to risk accidently losing herself and waking Pinkie up. She started tickling harder.
Pinkie: I... GUESS tickling is better than what you were doing?
Dash: I think it’s a EUPHEMISM for what I was doing.
Pinkie Pie's moans grew louder and louder every time Dash increased her speed.
Fallen: She was revving up like a racecar engine.
Eventually Pinkie Pie started getting so load Rainbow Dash had to stop a few times just to make sure Sam wouldn't wake up and check on them.
Pinkie: turns out he was watching the whole time!
Dash: He was already trying to reach the cops.
After a couple of minutes of pleasuring her friend, Rainbow dash chose to direct her attention to herself.
Dash: Oh, NOW I turn my attention to the only consenting adult in the room!?
She placed her hoof on her own pussy which was surprisingly moist from her work on Pinkie. She started rubbing it, gently at first but then getting harder and harder as time went on.
Fallen: As in your CLIT’S getting harder? Is this turning into a futa story? Because I’m getting to the point where that wouldn’t even surprise me.
She was reaching her peak, when she heard Pinkie Pie scream her name "RAINBOW DASH!"
Dash: She didn’t orgasm, did she? I brought the action back onto my own side!
she stopped immediately and realized that the Pink mare had just suddenly woken up from a very powerful dream.
Fallen: The dream had super strength and could breathe fire.
She was breathing really hard and she was panicking.
"Rainbow Dash! Your alive!"
Pinkie: “I feel violated, but YOU’RE ALIVE!”
"What?"
"Thank Celestia!"
Fallen: “Not Luna, though, because she was sitting back and laughing!”
Pinkie Pie crawled to Rainbow Dash and hugged her the hardest she's ever done before. Pinkie Pie started tearing up right in front of her.
Pinkie: That’s what happens when you’re made of paper!
Pinkie Pie was so hurt right now she started pressing her face up against Rainbow Dash's chest, and cried as if her best friend had died in a terrible accident.
Dash: That was the dream, wasn’t it.
Fallen: Just sit there and wait for it.
Dash gave her a powerful hug in return. But never shed one tear. She did happen to notice the position in which Pinkie Pie was sitting on her. It was in a pouncing position, it made Rainbow Dash feel nice,
Fallen: Ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyy.
Dash: FALLEN!
but Pinkie Pie was so terrified she wouldn't notice, or even as less care.
"Pinkie Pie are you ok?"
"Oh Dash, I dreamed the most horrible dream."
Fallen: “And YOU were in it, and YOU were in it...”
"What happened?"
"It was so terrible. We were in a dark room, it was so dark in there I could barely see you.
Dash: “You were strapped to a table, there was blood and guts everywhere, I had a hacksaw...”
Then I remember a dark stallion walking up to us. He had dark red eyes, and it made him look scary and evil.
Pinkie: “And like a Gary Stu!”
Then he grabbed you by the throat and dragged you away from me.
Fallen: “But you were getting wetter, which I didn’t get.”
Dash: WHAT!?
All I remember is you screaming in the shadows as he pounded away at your little body. He was as big as Sam, maybe even larger, all I remember after that was me screaming to make him stop. But he wouldn't.
Fallen: He don’t care, he does what he wants!
He just kept going at it without an end. Then I don't know what happened to me, or what came over me, but I started touching myself on my... girly spot.
Fallen: ...you get off to watching ponies get the shit beaten out of them?
Pinkie: NO!
I Didn't know why I did it, or why I couldn't stop. Then I just stopped for some reason, and threw a rock at that Stallion.
Pinkie: “TOM ATTACK!”
He turned to me and dragged me to where you were. I screamed in horror as I saw your dead body lying there and covered in his pony stuff.
Dash: Wait, was he beating me up or raping me?
He was about to do to me what he did to you, but then suddenly, I screamed your name, Rainbow Dash, as hard as I could and I woke up."
Pinkie: Not quite giggling at the ghosties, but hey, whatever works!
"It was just a dream Pinkie Pie. That would never happen to us."
Dash: This is totally happening later, isn’t it.
Fallen: I think it’s chapter seven.
"You don't understand. It was- it was so real. I can't get the image of you out of my head."
"I'm here Pinkie Pie. I'm always going to be here for you."
Fallen: “I’ve been watching you sleep for a few months now.”
Pinkie Pie looked down and noticed that she was really wet. She also noticed that Dash was really wet too. Pinkie Pie wondered for a second, was she sweating? What were the chances Dash would be sweating too?
Pinkie: Who says it’s all sweat?
Dash: Or all mine?
She asked:
"Dash, why are you so sweaty?"
"Are you sure it's sweat,
Fallen: “Most of this came from your snatch.”
and may I ask you the same question." replied Rainbow Dash with a slight grin on her face.
The two mares lay on the couch, staring into each other's eyes. They can both feel the heat rising from their bodies.
Pinkie: Oh no! We’re melting!
Pinkie Pie had a certain look in her eyes that Dash immediately recognized. She also recognized how big Pinkie's eyes were.
Fallen: You BOTH have freakishly huge eyes.
Dash: Compared to YOU, maybe.
Fallen: Yeah. Exactly.
Was it from the shock she had experienced in her dream? Was it from the lighting in the room? What was it? Then it came to her, but as soon as she was about to speak Pinkie Pie spoke:
Pinkie: “Whose fluids are on your hoof?”
Dash: “Uhhh...”
"Dash- remember when you asked me if I would ever get it on with another filly, and how I replied no. Well I think that… maybe… if you want, we could perhaps…"
Pinkie: How does somepony just CHANGE THEIR MIND about their sexuality!?
Dash: Yeah, I think we’re basically past the “experimentation” age!
Fallen: Really? I pegged you girls as being right around that area.
Rainbow Dash paused before replying. Suddenly an idea sparked to her. She knew exactly what she would say.
Dash: “Spread ‘em.”
Pinkie: DASHIE!
Dash: I’m just being honest! I’m not that tactful.
"Oh Pinkie Pie, I understand how horrible of a dream you had.
Dash: Thank Celestia for subtitles!
Pinkie, if there's anything, anything at all, that I could do for you, you just say it. Your wish is my command. This dream of yours must have caused you a lot of stress.
Fallen: I had a joke involving stress balls, but you both being mares kind of invalidates it.
I would just LOVE to help you take that stress of in any way I could."
"Anything you want me to do, I'll do it."
Pinkie: “Jump off a cliff! JUMP OFF A CLIFF!”
"You don't mean that."
"Yes I do Pinkie. Anything."
Fallen: “But I won’t do THAT.”
"You Promise?"
"Yes."
"You won't judge me will you?"
Dash: “Harshly.”
"Absolutely not."
"Would you… show me… how it is with another filly?"
"What is?"
Pinkie: “Which one of us is talking again?”
"Never mind."
"Pinkie Pie, I said anything. And if that means you want me to have sex with you. Then sure."
Dash: Friend just had a bad dream? HAVE SEX WITH HER!
"You really mean that?"
Rainbow Dash gave her a cute little nod, and asked her to lift her leg up.
Dash: So I basically DID just say “spread ‘em.”
Pinkie Pie obeyed. She raised her leg wondering what exactly Rainbow Dash was going to do. Rainbow dash knew that it was Pinkie's first time. She wanted her to remember every little detail of what they did.
Fallen: Except the crying at the end. She could deal with Pinkie forgetting that.
She started out by slowly gliding her hand across Pinkies Leg, all the way down to her love. Making sure she stimulated every hair on leg. She then scooted right into her, so their two pussies were touching.
Pinkie: (chuckling)
Dash: What’s so funny?
Pinkie: I just imagined two kitties poking each other!
She grabbed Pinkie's leg and Pinkie grabbed hers. Rainbow Dash scooted in as far as she could. Pinkie pie shuddered in delight, never did she ever even think it would feel this good.
Dash: You’ve never gotten off from grinding against something?
Fallen: Why don’t we NOT get into your masturbatory habits?
This was only them touching, when Rainbow Dash started moving her hips side to side, grinding the pink mares pussy up against her own, that's when the feeling came to her. Pinkie Pie moaned as large amounts of pleasure rushed up threw her skin.
Pinkie: HEY! You need to take care of that skin! You can’t just throw it like that!
She started breathing harder and harder. Her eyes were now beginning to dilate, and even though she didn't show it. She was screaming in pleasure on the inside.
Fallen: On the outside, it was a scream of agony.
Pinkie Pie's expression was unforgettable. It was the most innocent, cutest, sluttiest expression Rainbow Dash had ever seen.
Dash: “Slutty” and “innocent” have nothing to do with each other.
She leaned into Pinkie and gave her a long passionate kiss. Rainbow Dash broke the kiss the moment she felt Pinkie wanting to scissor again. Rainbow Dash started moving her hips back and forth, and Pinkie Pie did the same. They grinded each other for what felt like minutes.
Dash: What FELT like minutes? What other unit of time would even make sense there?
Fallen: Well, you pride yourself on speed. Maybe it only took you a few seconds.
Until Pinkie started getting wetter, and wetter. She was nearing an orgasm. Rainbow Dash started feeling her all over, stimulating every hair on her soft pink body.
Pinkie: That’s a lot of hairs!
Rainbow Dash was surprised at how soft her body was. It was probably from the lack of meat since Pinkie Pie only ate sweats and baked goods.
Dash: Okay, first of all, I don’t eat meat either. None of us do. Second of all, WHO EATS SWEAT!?
But that couldn't be the only reason. How could such an unhealthy filly feel so soft, and so sensuous?
Fallen: Just because Dash is the group’s biggest fitness freak doesn’t mean Pinkie’s unhealthy.
Rainbow Dash grabbed Pinkie Pie's leg, rubbing harder and harder matching her bodily rhythms with those of her partner. Pinkie Pie eyes started to roll back as she was reaching her peak.
Pinkie: This is the weirdest mountain climb I’ve ever been on!
Rainbow felt the large amount of lubricant start to pile up on the couch. What were they going to do once Sam woke up? Rainbow Dash felt her own peak getting closer and closer.
Fallen: “We’re making a huge mess of the couch, but I’m cumming, so I don’t care!”
She knew that Pinkie Pie would beat her
Pinkie: (lightly punching Dash in the arm) “TELL NO ONE!”
by a couple seconds, but that was no problem. Their pace began to quicken, the Earth and Pegasus pony were now breathing equally as hard. Their rhythms perfectly synced.
Fallen: They were synced to a dubstep track, though, so...
Dash: Are you ever gonna get tired of that joke?
With one final thrust the two ponies experienced a powerful orgasm that covered the couch in a liquid that smelled of Strawberry's and Rainbows.
Fallen: Culminating in the spiciest fruit ever.
Pinkie Pie fell right on top of Rainbow Dash.
Fallen: Crushing every bone in her fragile little body.
Dash: If you saw even HALF of my worse crashes, you wouldn’t be saying that.
They lay covered in each other's bodily fluids. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were covered neck down in their lubricants, which when mixed together produced an insane sent, that smelled of Skittles,
Fallen: Because you can’t have a clop scene with Rainbow Dash without a Skittles comparison.
morning dew, and many, many types of candy, and baked goods. More specifically cupcakes. They lay in post-orgasmic bliss smelling the aromatic scent of their bodies.
Pinkie: Sweat and shame!
The scent was incredibly powerful, they rolled their eyes back and started to kiss each other lovingly.
Fallen: We made a point some time ago that relationships founded on rape were generally unhealthy and doomed to fail. I think this should count.
They were oblivious to anything that was happening around them. If Sam were to walk in they wouldn't care.
Pinkie: Heck, if he paid us, we’d let him film us doing it again!
Dash: ...no.
The smell was starting to get to them, they started to lick each other's cream covered breasts passionately without a care in the world.
Pinkie: Wait, what’s the cream? We’re mares!
Apparently the smell they produced was so exquisite they became high off of it.
Fallen: Sex IS a drug!
Minutes rolled by, then hours. The scent started to fade away throughout the rest of the house. Rainbow Dash knew that the time was probably around 3 or 4.
Dash: What’s with my internal clock? How’s it that good?
She didn't get much sleep, nor did her companion. But Rainbow Dash was an athlete. She could take a night of insomnia, assuming they didn't burn out all their remaining energy in the trip ahead.
Dash: And if the rest of the story goes like this, that’s gonna happen anyway.
Fallen: Alright, we’re done here.
Fallen: Yeah.
Dash: ...that happened.
Pinkie: It sure did.
Dash: That just... brought the whole plot to a screeching halt.
Pinkie: Did this chapter even have to BE here!?
Fallen: Nope. Nothing of value would be lost if this chapter was gone.
Dash: My TIME is something of value, and it was lost because the chapter was THERE!
Twilight: (from TV) Be fair, though. The foreshadowing would have been taken away.
Fallen: ...so?
Spike: (from TV) So how do like the story now that it’s officially not safe for work?
Pinkie: Twilight, should Spike even be reading this?
Twilight: I’d rather he didn’t, but... I’m pretty sure he’s seen worse. Plus, he was kind of insistent.
Spike: Yeah, Author already knows I’m a riffing vet in my own right. I wanted to see how Fallen would hold up, and I’ve gotta say he did a good job. And I’m definitely looking forward to more.
Fallen: So you’ll be creeping on us all through the rest of “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient?”
Spike: That’s the plan. Twilight wanted this to be your last chapter for today, though.
Dash: Good. So will you let us out now?
Twilight: Did you really already forget how your own multi-chapter projects were supposed to run?
Dash: ...I may have been hoping you’d cut me some slack for helping come up with the system in the first place.
Pinkie: That’s not fair, Dashie! We should still play by our own rules!
Dash: ...FINE. But I’m not happy about it.
Fallen: And now I think Applejack is the only one of you that this hasn’t happened to around me.
Pinkie: Hey, you’re right! We need to fix that, don’t we?
Fallen: She wouldn’t think so.
Twilight: It doesn’t matter right now. What matters is you three sitting around until the next chapters.
Pinkie: Primey, you have your laptop, right? Did you put Netflix on it?
Fallen: My Xbox LIVE’s been out for ages, so yeah, I did. What were you thinking?
Pinkie: A movie called A Talking Cat!?!
Dash: ...are we gonna regret this?
Fallen: Immensely.
(Buzzer sounds)
All: We’ve got break sign!
Dash: ...that happened.
Pinkie: It sure did.
Dash: That just... brought the whole plot to a screeching halt.
Pinkie: Did this chapter even have to BE here!?
Fallen: Nope. Nothing of value would be lost if this chapter was gone.
Dash: My TIME is something of value, and it was lost because the chapter was THERE!
Twilight: (from TV) Be fair, though. The foreshadowing would have been taken away.
Fallen: ...so?
Spike: (from TV) So how do like the story now that it’s officially not safe for work?
Pinkie: Twilight, should Spike even be reading this?
Twilight: I’d rather he didn’t, but... I’m pretty sure he’s seen worse. Plus, he was kind of insistent.
Spike: Yeah, Author already knows I’m a riffing vet in my own right. I wanted to see how Fallen would hold up, and I’ve gotta say he did a good job. And I’m definitely looking forward to more.
Fallen: So you’ll be creeping on us all through the rest of “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient?”
Spike: That’s the plan. Twilight wanted this to be your last chapter for today, though.
Dash: Good. So will you let us out now?
Twilight: Did you really already forget how your own multi-chapter projects were supposed to run?
Dash: ...I may have been hoping you’d cut me some slack for helping come up with the system in the first place.
Pinkie: That’s not fair, Dashie! We should still play by our own rules!
Dash: ...FINE. But I’m not happy about it.
Fallen: And now I think Applejack is the only one of you that this hasn’t happened to around me.
Pinkie: Hey, you’re right! We need to fix that, don’t we?
Fallen: She wouldn’t think so.
Twilight: It doesn’t matter right now. What matters is you three sitting around until the next chapters.
Pinkie: Primey, you have your laptop, right? Did you put Netflix on it?
Fallen: My Xbox LIVE’s been out for ages, so yeah, I did. What were you thinking?
Pinkie: A movie called A Talking Cat!?!
Dash: ...are we gonna regret this?
Fallen: Immensely.
(Buzzer sounds)
All: We’ve got break sign!
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