FP Riffs 16: Pinkie Pie's Secret Ingredient, Part 3
Oh joyous joy. We’re back to “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient.”
Well, if you look at my queue, you’ll see that I have two gargantuan projects in the works. One is the riff of a story I get along famously with, and the other is probably the largest marathon I’ve ever put together (even though technically I'm not the one who put it together). Since I’m so scatterbrained and unfocused, it’ll be quite some time before you ever see them. In the meantime, though, enjoy some PinkieDash.
Oh, fair warning: this is where it gets BAD.
Well, if you look at my queue, you’ll see that I have two gargantuan projects in the works. One is the riff of a story I get along famously with, and the other is probably the largest marathon I’ve ever put together (even though technically I'm not the one who put it together). Since I’m so scatterbrained and unfocused, it’ll be quite some time before you ever see them. In the meantime, though, enjoy some PinkieDash.
Oh, fair warning: this is where it gets BAD.
Twilight Sparkle: (from TV) She’s dating-
Pinkie Pie: Yep!
Twilight: -twow.
Pinkie: Yep!
Rainbow Dash: As in... a human with a pony.
Fallen Prime: Yyyyyyyeah.
Dash: I mean, I’m really happy for them and all... but that’s kinda weird.
Fallen: I’m not letting it get to me.
Dash: You of all people? That’s impressive.
Pinkie: Wait, how could we even get out of the armory to get them togeth-
Fallen: PINKIE! Continuity’s screwy enough as it is without you poking holes in it!
Spike: (from TV) twow’s a nice guy. I think he’ll be great for her!
Fallen: Says the dragon who’s crushing on a pony.
Dash: ...you sure you’re fine with it?
Fallen: Why wouldn’t I be?
Dash: Whatever. Are we back to doing “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient” again?
Twilight: That you are. And I hope you’re ready for more clop.
Pinkie: Is it gonna be as rapey as last time?
Twilight: Probably more so. And there’s going to be some violence as well.
Dash: ...those aren’t related, are they?
Twilight: It doesn’t seem like it. For now, at least.
Fallen: A winning combination if ever I’ve heard one. Well, let’s get started. We can talk about Fluttershy’s love life later.
Pinkie: Why wait? We were having a nice little-
Fallen: LATER.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Pinkie Pie: Yep!
Twilight: -twow.
Pinkie: Yep!
Rainbow Dash: As in... a human with a pony.
Fallen Prime: Yyyyyyyeah.
Dash: I mean, I’m really happy for them and all... but that’s kinda weird.
Fallen: I’m not letting it get to me.
Dash: You of all people? That’s impressive.
Pinkie: Wait, how could we even get out of the armory to get them togeth-
Fallen: PINKIE! Continuity’s screwy enough as it is without you poking holes in it!
Spike: (from TV) twow’s a nice guy. I think he’ll be great for her!
Fallen: Says the dragon who’s crushing on a pony.
Dash: ...you sure you’re fine with it?
Fallen: Why wouldn’t I be?
Dash: Whatever. Are we back to doing “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient” again?
Twilight: That you are. And I hope you’re ready for more clop.
Pinkie: Is it gonna be as rapey as last time?
Twilight: Probably more so. And there’s going to be some violence as well.
Dash: ...those aren’t related, are they?
Twilight: It doesn’t seem like it. For now, at least.
Fallen: A winning combination if ever I’ve heard one. Well, let’s get started. We can talk about Fluttershy’s love life later.
Pinkie: Why wait? We were having a nice little-
Fallen: LATER.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
-Part 5-
Rainbow Dash slowly opened her eyes, blinded by the amount of light in the room.
Fallen: ...no, I’m not singing it.
She tried to get up but found herself pinned down by Pinkie Pie's body. She shook Pinkie Pie a little to wake her up.
Fallen: She came instantly.
Pinkie: PRIMEY!
Pinkie Pie was waking up slowly, she was still trying to regain her consciousness after last night.
Pinkie: Since I’m waking up, I’d say mission accomplished!
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie got off each other and sat on the couch. Pinkie Pie was half dazed, and Rainbow Dash had a headache.
Dash: I was tempted to say a hangover.
Fallen: Pinkie’s juices got you drunk?
Dash: ...ew.
She looked around the room and noticed a clock on the wall. It said 11:45. She stood up and walked over to the kitchen to see if Sam had anything to eat.
Dash: Great. We ruined his couch, and now I’m about to eat him out of house and home. He must HATE us.
Pinkie Pie tiresomely laid down on the couch, and was fast asleep again.
Fallen: Pinkie Pie, completely out of energy? Taking sleep over food? Is that even a thing that’s possible?
Pinkie: You never know!
Sam was sitting at the kitchen table reading a newspaper. He took a moment to look up at her, and got a slight smirk on his face.
Dash: Uh, Sam? There’s a little something on your- no, wait, you got it.
"Good morning Miss Rainbow Dash. You look tired."
"Oh shut up."
Pinkie: That was rude, Dashie! Say you’re sorry!
Dash: What.
"Was that couch too small for you two love birds."
"Do you have any medicine for headaches."
"Why? Too much action last night?"
Fallen: When did this turn into “Questions Only?”
Dash: What’s “Questions Only?”
Pinkie: (gasp) You’ve never seen Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Fallen: You HAVE!?
"Do You?" screamed Rainbow Dash in an angry voice. She stopped herself and apologized, saying that her headache was causing her to lose some of her control.
Fallen: UGH. I HATE when a story uses the narrative instead of dialogue to tell what someone’s saying.
"It's fine Miss Rainbow Dash. Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask you. Are you hungry? Or did you get enough out of that filly?"
"SAM!"
Pinkie: Is it me, or is he WAY too okay with this?
"I'm just messin' with you. I ain't got nothin' against lesbians."
"What makes you think I'm a lesbian? Why not Bi?
"Because- you- you look like the kinda filly that would prefer pussy over cock."
Dash: Great. I didn’t have too many issues with the guy before this, but now I just want to deck him in the face.
"It's because I'm a tomboy isn't it."
"No, it's not that. It's that… you're pretty good looking. Most filly's that are good looking in these dangerous parts are either taken, or Lesbian."
Fallen: I’m pretty sure an exile settlement would run on prison rules. That would mean A. not letting that stop you and/or B. going for stallions instead.
Dash: Or C. lowering his standards.
"Just so you know, I'm Bi."
"That's what they all say."
"No, I'm actually serious."
Fallen: What are you REALLY?
Dash: Does it matter?
Fallen: Curiosity.
Dash: Not good enough.
"Why don't you prove it? I mean, I did invite you into my home. You can repay me with this one little thing. " said Sam in the most devilish voice Dash had ever heard.
Dash: No. Nononono.
Pinkie: I thought he let us in out of the kindness of his heart!
"I can't believe your making me pay you back with my body."
"Call me a monster, call me anything you like, but you saw this coming… …
Fallen: Alright, fine, we did see it coming. Put the double ellipses away before you do something you’ll regret.
Oh don't you start denying it, I knew, that you knew what I was thinking. You were just counting on me holding back."
Dash: How did he come up with that?
"You're pretty smart for an outlaw."
Dash: And how was he RIGHT!?
"Do you know what I did to get sent here? It's quite a story."
"I don't even want to know."
Fallen: Actually, I DO. It HAS to be a better story than this.
Sam stood up. He towered over her like a mountain. This made Dash remember her father.
Dash: ...really?
Who also used to tower over her like Sam was now. She tried to push him away,
Dash: ...
Fallen: Phrasing?
Dash: Quiet.
but she barely even moved him. He pushed her right up against the wall.
"You really don't have much of an option. We can either go upstairs nicely, or I can rape you right now in this kitchen.
Pinkie: Just do the kitchen! It’s probably cleaner!
Don't try to be a smart bitch. It won't work."
Rainbow Dash was calculating her options.
Fallen: “Let’s see... two plus two in base four is...”
She couldn't run, he'd stop her dead in her tracks. She couldn't talk her way out of it. What could she do to make him reconsider?
Pinkie: What if she made herself look ugly?
Fallen: Or used Pinkie as a scapegoat?
Pinkie: Wait, what?
"Sam- I'm so young and your so much older than me-"
"How old are you?"
Pinkie: “You’re using a walker! I think you’re too old for this!”
"I'm 16" lied Rainbow Dash.
"I'm 37."
Fallen: Dude, if she says she’s underage and you can’t prove she isn’t, it doesn’t matter how old YOU are. HOOVES OFF.
"Your twice my age and twice my size."
She was right though. Sam was twice her size.
Pinkie: Hey, look! Captain Obvious is making a cameo!
Fallen: Right along with Private Redundancy.
He was a very well-build stallion that probably hunted often, and performed many physically demanding tasks.
Dash: There’s nothing tougher than lifting a spoon to eat cereal.
She noticed many things about him that she never did before, one of them was the size of his tale which was very small, but very ruffed up. It reminded her of her father.
Dash: Why are we going there, story? Seriously?
Fallen: Oh yeah, you mentioned something about your parents some time ago. How didn’t I press you on that?
Dash: It’s NOTHING, Fallen.
Even though her father had passed away long ago, she still remembered what he looked like. Her father was an inspiration to how she looked. Her hair, her personality was all a distant copy of her father who she kept alive in her own appearance.
Dash: Yeah. I don’t think so.
Fallen: Okay, there’s clearly some hostility here-
Dash: IT’S NOTHING, FALLEN.
Sam came closer to her.
"You still haven't answered me. Is it a yes… or a no."
Dash: No! No no no no no NO!
Rainbow Dash paused, and realized that there was no way out of her situation.
Fallen: You know, aside from the doorway and the word “no.”
She placed her front hooves on his chest and gently nodded. Rainbow Dash hadn't noticed how her head stopped pounding. She couldn't understand how or why it did.
Pinkie: Why is she thinking about it if she didn’t notice it?
Was it Sam's conversation? What was it… ?
Fallen: The reason. It’s never not the reason.
Dash: So... why was the headache even important at all?
Rainbow Dash walked into the living room. Sam's hoof was gently placed on her shoulder so she wouldn't try to run.
Dash: That’s seriously all it takes to keep me from running? I should be trying to fight him off! I’m sure I could take this guy!
She looked down at Pinkie Pie, who was sleeping heavily. She wanted to wake her up, but wouldn't be able with Sam so close to her.
Fallen: He doesn’t want a threesome?
They were approaching the stairs. Sam slid his hoof down her back all the way down to her rump.
Pinkie: I thought he’d be big enough to just squish her!
Fallen: That would make the obvious rape scene that much more demented.
This made Rainbow Dash shutter in delight. Sam got a grin on his face. He had no need to restrain her.
Dash: Why isn’t that a comforting thought?
They climbed the stairs. Dash was wondering of all the many things the stallion might want to do with her. When Sam gave them a tour of the house, he left one room, and one room only out.
Fallen: I’ve seen enough gorefics to think I know where this is going.
His room. Sam approached the door and opened it. Dash looked inside. It was a hunters bedroom. She was right, he really was a hunter.
Pinkie: HOW is it a hunter’s bedroom, though? What makes it that obvious?
Dash came in. Sam closed the door behind her. Dash laid herself down on the bed, spreading her legs.
Fallen: Well, there goes the “spread ‘em” joke.
In a way, she wanted this. But at the same time Sam was still a stranger. Sam closed the only window in the room.
Dash: Why was it important that he only had one window?
He walked over to her, and laid down beside her. She turned to him. They were now lying opposite from each other and staring into each other's eyes.
Pinkie: This might be the most romantic rape scene ever!
Fallen: That’s like comparing which pile of shit smells most like flowers.
Sam had a certain look to his eyes that made him look trustworthy and knowledgeable, he reminded her of Twilight Sparkle.
Pinkie: If Twilight was a stallion twice as big as Big Macintosh!
Sam on the other hand saw something completely different in her eyes. He saw an innocent little filly, with a slutty aspect to her.
Fallen: Really? Trying to blend innocence with sluttiness again?
"So… how do you want to do this?" asked Rainbow Dash nervously. Sam looked at her and smiled.
Dash: One word about bondage and I will END YOU.
"Well… he he he… seeing as how I'm such a large individual, it would be in every pony's interest if you could get me warmed up for this."
Pinkie: Aaaaaaaand TOSS HIM IN THE FIREPLACE!
Rainbow Dash looked down between Sam's legs and noticed his erection. It wasn't even a full erection, yet it was large enough that it wouldn't enter her tiny little ass, so that was a relief.
Dash: Yeah, but it’s still going in the OTHER hole, and it’s not even all the way up!
Sam laid on his back, and gestured Rainbow Dash to take action. Rainbow Dash looked down at his almost full erection, and she had to say, it was massive.
Fallen: Because if there’s gonna be rape, the guy’s dick has to be a lady-breaker.
Not only would getting it inside her be an achievement, but it would also be incredibly painful.
Her brain was saying no, but her body was saying yes.
Dash: Yeah, and the brain’s supposed to be the smart one! LISTEN TO IT!
So she looked down at his now fully erect cock and slowly neared her mouth toward it.
Rainbow Dash's mouth was now inches away from Sam's member. She closed her eyes and pretended it was one of the Wonderbolts.
Dash: AGAIN with the hot-for-Wonderbolts thing! Why is that so big of a thing?
She stuck her tongue out and gently licked the head of his dick. This made Sam smile, for the young mare was surprisingly skilled at what she did.
Fallen: She literally JUST started. How can he judge that already?
After a couple of minutes Rainbow Dash got tired of licking, and started to gently suck on his head.
Pinkie: Remember, start at the scalp and work your way down!
This made Sam twitch at first but found comfort in this practice. Rainbow Dash enjoyed this to her surprise for Sam's dick was getting more and more larger.
Fallen: It’s so big that it’s tearing a hole in the fabric of grammar!
It was only until he said "Now go deeper." That she realized how massive his package really was.
Rainbow Dash has seen Big Mac's erect cock only once.
Dash: If that were true, Applejack wouldn’t have let me live.
Yet Sam made him look like a little youngling. She felt her lips tight against his cock. She could feel the blood pumping in and out of his veins, and it made her sick, yet… aroused?
Dash: ...how?
She listened to her sexual partner and went deeper along his shaft, slowly sucking on it back and forth.
Fallen: Somehow my mind went to a rocking chair.
Pinkie: (giggling uncontrollably)
She was only half way on it, and it already was starting to touch the back of her throat. She gagged on it, but still found herself enjoying such a large dick.
Dash: HOW?
Sam grabbed Rainbow Dash by her head and forced her all the way down on his large shaft. She made a choking noise, and this worried Sam so he let her come off of it, and let her breathe a breath of fresh air.
Pinkie: He’s such a polite rapist!
Moments after Rainbow caught her breath she was back to sucking off the colt, this time surprisingly deeper. Sam's cock was now sliding down her throat and even though Sam was more than twice her size, she was able to take it in all the way in.
Dash: HOW!?
100% of Sam's massive cock was now in Rainbow Dash's mouth, and with that she let it sit there and started to gently move her head back and forth.
Pinkie: Is she even breathing right now?
Fallen: Doubt it.
Sam was in shock. Not only did the young filly take his entire dick down her throat, but somehow managed to enjoy it.
Dash: HOW!?
Rainbow Dash pulled back again to catch her breath and then quickly went back to work. Sam was nearing his climax; Dash felt it the moment she felt the pre cum form in her mouth, she started blowing faster, and faster.
Pinkie: ...you’re not actually supposed to BLOW when you’re doing that, are you?
Fallen: I can say, without any sort of experience, that you’re not.
She was now pulling out all the way to his head and went down all the way to where his dick connected to his lower torso.
Fallen: One strong bite later...
Dash: ...there are SO many ways I could react to that, but- (smacks Fallen) -that’ll have to do.
Sam was getting ready to cum, Rainbow Dash wanted to pull out before he could, but that wasn't the case.
Fallen: Because clunky grammar is best grammar.
Sam grabbed Rainbow Dash by her hair and pulled her all the way down onto his cock. He experienced a powerful orgasm that filled her mouth with the sticky sustenance.
Dash: How do you get “sustenance” confused with “substance?”
Fallen: In this context, I’m not 100% sure it’s a mistake.
Rainbow Dash had no option but to drink whatever was in her mouth. She found the taste salty, yet sweat.
Pinkie: Isn’t sweat already salty?
It was difficult to explain,
Dash: You mean you flat-out don’t KNOW what it tastes like. That doesn’t surprise me.
but more importantly she found the taste somewhat likeable. Sam pulled out and let her drink whatever was in her mouth, a few short spurts followed and she drank that as well.
Pinkie: But if he pulled out, how did she drink it?
Rainbow Dash cleaned whatever semen was left on Sam, and was now resting her head on his shaft. It made her look cute, while making her look more like a slut then before.
Fallen: We’ve been over this. “Cute” and “slutty” are NOT two great flavors that go great together.
This let Rainbow Dash regain her energy, as well as Sam.
Fallen: I’m sure crushing his junk with her head is helping him recover nicely.
Sam's large orgasm had filled her little pony stomach up with his hot spunk. In fact, she could say she was rather full from it.
Dash: (vomits)
Fallen: Aaaaaaaand now she’s empty.
Rainbow Dash was an athlete, and she knew that proteins were the real force of energy for movement, which Sam had provided her with. Lots of proteins for the journey back to Poneyville.
Fallen: Wherever “Poneyville” is.
Pinkie: Maybe that’s where I have a jar of dirt’s story took place!
Fallen: ...holy shit, new headcanon.
Dash: Not ONE of you is grossed out by the protein thing!?
Rainbow Dash got of the bed, and was now approaching the door.
"Where you goin'?"
Pinkie: “To the bathroom. How much mouthwash do you have?”
"We're done."
"Why in the hay would you possibly think that? We're just getting started. You're not going anywhere till I return the favor."
Dash: I don’t think most guys would complain that much if they already got off.
"Favor! You forced me into this!"
"Don't act like you didn't enjoy it."
Fallen: Almost exactly what Caramel said in “Rarity’s Generous Plan.”
Pinkie: Does it make it any better?
Fallen: Not even slightly.
Rainbow Dash was just about to open the door when Sam pushed her to the other side of the room.
"Listen, if I say we're not done, I mean WE'RE NOT DONE!"
Pinkie: “You’re gonna look at my vacation slideshow, and you’re gonna LIKE IT!”
He pushed her back onto the bed and was now starting to really enjoy himself. This was becoming more and more of a fantasy for him, and she could tell by the way he looked at her, that he wanted to feel completely dominant as if he were raping her.
Dash: BECAUSE HE IS!!!
She chose to play along, and hoped that by doing so he would let her go faster.
Rainbow Dash tried to scramble away, but was pinned down on her back by Sam who was heavier than she thought.
Fallen: Bet he regrets not tying her down NOW, huh?
Dash: FALLEN!
Sam was now applying a great deal of pressure on her arms, which made her feel pain, but also increased the realism of the situation.
Pinkie: For her or for us? Because this still looks silly on our end!
Dash: Yeah. “Silly.”
He slowly slid in closer to Rainbow Dash and was now between her hind legs. His rather large penis was now pressing up against her tiny little pussy.
Pinkie: “Ooh, what does THIS button do?”
He started prodding up against it, and this sent pleasure through Dash that she had never experienced before. Never has Gilda or any of the few stallions she's been with have ever done such a thing.
Fallen: My limited knowledge is telling me that doing that’s meant to prep the girl for entry, since both parties would be leaking fluids. WHY wouldn’t any of the stallions she’s been with try that?
Dash: ...why was Gilda even mentioned as if she was physically able to do that?
Sam then started to gently rub his cock up and down her pussy, which made her gasp in pleasure. After several minutes of warming up, he released his pressure on her arms
Dash: HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY “FORELEGS!?”
only to place them on her wings that were now fully erect. This made Rainbow Dash feel another form of pleasure, for the wings were a very sensitive spot.
Dash: Why is the wing thing so popular? I’m not that sensitive!
Applying the pressure that he was, she twitched in delight as she felt completely helpless to the massive stallion that was now preparing to enter her pussy.
Pinkie: “That’s a negative, you are NOT clear for landing.”
Rainbow Dash's mind understood what was happening, but her body didn't. Once Sam started to press his cock up against her hole, she felt it trying to reject him, and close up.
Fallen: Please let me never utter this sentence again, but... her pussy has the right idea.
This increased the level of the situation for once Sam noticed it trying to close on him, he thrust his cock inside her and this made Dash scream in pain and ecstasy.
Dash: I know EXACTLY what you’re gonna say. DON’T.
Pinkie: Dashie likes it rough!
Dash: COME ON, PINKIE!
His shaft only sunk in about half way, but was already making Dash feel like she was being ripped apart.
Fallen: “You are TEARING ME APART, Sam!”
Sam had the most evil of eyes. He had the look of a Nazi in him,
Fallen: You honestly expect me to believe ponies know what Nazis were?
Dash: Where have I heard that before?
Fallen: Our discussion of Brutalassmaster, I think.
and Rainbow Dash started to wiggle around trying to get away from him, which only increased his and hers lust.
Dash: How am I getting aroused from TRYING TO ESCAPE!?
Rainbow Dash felt her body's lube spilling around his shaft. He let his cock get properly wet,
Fallen: As opposed to...?
Pinkie: Improperly damp!
Fallen: ...whatever.
before he slowly pulled out and thrust back inside. This time going in deeper. Tears rolled down the side of her face as she was now starting to feel more pain then pleasure.
Dash: Only STARTING to!?
This was starting to overwhelm Sam, who had stopped at the first sight of it, and was now passionately kissing Dash.
Pinkie: Aww, true love!
Dash: PINKIE!
Dash felt his massive tongue slide into her mouth, which played with hers, but made hers look insignificant. After several minutes of this, Rainbow Dash had become properly moist,
Pinkie: See? She was improperly damp before!
Dash: PINKIE!
and Sam noticed it. He slowly pulled out again, and was now looking at her with eyes that made Dash remember once more of her father.
Dash: All of my EW.
She remembered the day she ran away from her family, because no one cared about her.
Dash: ...
Fallen: What’s going on, Rainbow?
Dash: None of your business.
Fallen: You’re not gonna make me call for storytime, are you?
Dash: KEEP RIFFING.
Her father was always busy practicing his athletic flying skills. And her mother was always busy with something. When she ran away, she went to the mountains.
Pinkie: Rock climbing?
Fallen: NO.
She was hoping to die up there in the freezing cold. Her young filly mind couldn't handle the lack of attention.
Dash: No. Even for me, that’s the STUPIDEST reason to commit suicide.
Pinkie: Stupid’s a theme in this, though! Didn’t you pick up on that?
She was starting to get cold and could feel her body temperature drop down to dangerous levels.
Dash: Freezing to death is gonna do wonders for getting attention in the long run.
That's when her father flew in, and slammed her against the snow.
Pinkie: If she’s cold, why are you making her COLDER?
He yelled at her with eyes that were now present in Sam's, except for the fact that her father was crying, and he never shed one tear in his life.
Fallen: That’s not physically possible, is it?
That image stuck in Rainbows mind throughout her existence. And now she could see the exact same eyes in Sam.
Dash: And hello, unwelcome pictures of me having sex with my dad. The absolute LAST thing I would ever want.
Sam placed his mouth around Rainbow Dash's neck, and bit down slightly. This made Rainbow moan in delight, for it was another sensitive spot on her body.
Dash: I’M NOT THAT SENSITIVE!
She could feel the hot breath from Sam along her neck. This gave her a feeling of insecurity, which aroused her, as well as frightened her.
Fallen: You’re turned on by insecurity?
Dash: No!
Fallen: Is that why you’re so concerned about the story mentioning your dad so many-
Dash: NO!!!
Sam thrust into Dash with all his strength,
Pinkie: And she’s still alive?
and his shaft sunk all the way in. She felt a burst of pain that was overcome with pleasure. This made more tears roll down the side of her face, and Sam knew that she was enjoying it for the most part.
Dash: FANTASTIC. Apparently it’s opposite day!
Her eyes rolled back, as she felt Sam pull out of her and thrust inside. She was overcome with tides of extreme pleasure that made her entire body twist and turn.
Pinkie: Wow! Dancing during sex takes SKILL!
Rainbow Dash screamed in ecstasy, which increased Sam's thrusts. She and him were nearing an orgasm.
Fallen: Just the one.
Pinkie: But whose? That’s the big mystery!
Just like she had with Pinkie Pie their orgasms were syncing almost perfectly.
Fallen: Does that speak more for his stamina or her enjoyment of the rape?
Sam started to thrust harder and harder his hair becoming more and more ruffed up, which made dash remember even more of her father.
Dash: GET THOSE THOUGHTS OUT OF MY HEAD!
She tried her best to remove the idea out of her mind, and pretend that both the Wonderbolts were humping her like a mad beast in the same hole.
Fallen: Aren’t there more than two?
Pinkie: And aren’t there mares?
Sam experienced a powerful orgasm that was quickly followed moments after by Rainbow Dash. His hot sticky spunk filling her womb and her pussy all the way, till his cum started spilling out of her.
Dash: I can’t remember the last time a story actually made me sick...
Fallen: A few minutes ago.
His orgasm and her lubricants had covered her entire lower body in their fluids. The scent of Rainbow Dash's orgasm filled the room, which smelled once again, of Rainbows.
Pinkie: I’m guessing sweat and jalapeños.
Rainbow Dash laid on her back, twitching as her pussy gradually went back to normal. Her legs wide open and Sam could observe as his cum slowly poured out of her and covered his bed.
Pinkie: PLEEEEASE! Just ONE cream filling joke!
Dash: NO, PINKIE!
There was so much semen in Rainbow Dash that the probability of becoming pregnant for her was sky-high.
Fallen: And suddenly we spiral right into “Rainbow Dash Gets an Abortion.”
Dash: THAT’S A THING!?
Sam got off the bed and was heading in the direction of his desk. He grabbed an old rag and with a pencil in his mouth started writing something on it.
Pinkie: Oh my gosh, Sam has a Death Note!
Fallen: I TRY to understand where your knowledge of human pop culture comes from, but the answers make less sense than the question.
Rainbow Dash was tired, her eyes felt more and more heavy, and before she knew it, she was fast asleep. "She deserves a break." Thought Sam to himself.
Fallen: And so do we, I’d say.
Rainbow Dash slowly opened her eyes, blinded by the amount of light in the room.
Fallen: ...no, I’m not singing it.
She tried to get up but found herself pinned down by Pinkie Pie's body. She shook Pinkie Pie a little to wake her up.
Fallen: She came instantly.
Pinkie: PRIMEY!
Pinkie Pie was waking up slowly, she was still trying to regain her consciousness after last night.
Pinkie: Since I’m waking up, I’d say mission accomplished!
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie got off each other and sat on the couch. Pinkie Pie was half dazed, and Rainbow Dash had a headache.
Dash: I was tempted to say a hangover.
Fallen: Pinkie’s juices got you drunk?
Dash: ...ew.
She looked around the room and noticed a clock on the wall. It said 11:45. She stood up and walked over to the kitchen to see if Sam had anything to eat.
Dash: Great. We ruined his couch, and now I’m about to eat him out of house and home. He must HATE us.
Pinkie Pie tiresomely laid down on the couch, and was fast asleep again.
Fallen: Pinkie Pie, completely out of energy? Taking sleep over food? Is that even a thing that’s possible?
Pinkie: You never know!
Sam was sitting at the kitchen table reading a newspaper. He took a moment to look up at her, and got a slight smirk on his face.
Dash: Uh, Sam? There’s a little something on your- no, wait, you got it.
"Good morning Miss Rainbow Dash. You look tired."
"Oh shut up."
Pinkie: That was rude, Dashie! Say you’re sorry!
Dash: What.
"Was that couch too small for you two love birds."
"Do you have any medicine for headaches."
"Why? Too much action last night?"
Fallen: When did this turn into “Questions Only?”
Dash: What’s “Questions Only?”
Pinkie: (gasp) You’ve never seen Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Fallen: You HAVE!?
"Do You?" screamed Rainbow Dash in an angry voice. She stopped herself and apologized, saying that her headache was causing her to lose some of her control.
Fallen: UGH. I HATE when a story uses the narrative instead of dialogue to tell what someone’s saying.
"It's fine Miss Rainbow Dash. Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask you. Are you hungry? Or did you get enough out of that filly?"
"SAM!"
Pinkie: Is it me, or is he WAY too okay with this?
"I'm just messin' with you. I ain't got nothin' against lesbians."
"What makes you think I'm a lesbian? Why not Bi?
"Because- you- you look like the kinda filly that would prefer pussy over cock."
Dash: Great. I didn’t have too many issues with the guy before this, but now I just want to deck him in the face.
"It's because I'm a tomboy isn't it."
"No, it's not that. It's that… you're pretty good looking. Most filly's that are good looking in these dangerous parts are either taken, or Lesbian."
Fallen: I’m pretty sure an exile settlement would run on prison rules. That would mean A. not letting that stop you and/or B. going for stallions instead.
Dash: Or C. lowering his standards.
"Just so you know, I'm Bi."
"That's what they all say."
"No, I'm actually serious."
Fallen: What are you REALLY?
Dash: Does it matter?
Fallen: Curiosity.
Dash: Not good enough.
"Why don't you prove it? I mean, I did invite you into my home. You can repay me with this one little thing. " said Sam in the most devilish voice Dash had ever heard.
Dash: No. Nononono.
Pinkie: I thought he let us in out of the kindness of his heart!
"I can't believe your making me pay you back with my body."
"Call me a monster, call me anything you like, but you saw this coming… …
Fallen: Alright, fine, we did see it coming. Put the double ellipses away before you do something you’ll regret.
Oh don't you start denying it, I knew, that you knew what I was thinking. You were just counting on me holding back."
Dash: How did he come up with that?
"You're pretty smart for an outlaw."
Dash: And how was he RIGHT!?
"Do you know what I did to get sent here? It's quite a story."
"I don't even want to know."
Fallen: Actually, I DO. It HAS to be a better story than this.
Sam stood up. He towered over her like a mountain. This made Dash remember her father.
Dash: ...really?
Who also used to tower over her like Sam was now. She tried to push him away,
Dash: ...
Fallen: Phrasing?
Dash: Quiet.
but she barely even moved him. He pushed her right up against the wall.
"You really don't have much of an option. We can either go upstairs nicely, or I can rape you right now in this kitchen.
Pinkie: Just do the kitchen! It’s probably cleaner!
Don't try to be a smart bitch. It won't work."
Rainbow Dash was calculating her options.
Fallen: “Let’s see... two plus two in base four is...”
She couldn't run, he'd stop her dead in her tracks. She couldn't talk her way out of it. What could she do to make him reconsider?
Pinkie: What if she made herself look ugly?
Fallen: Or used Pinkie as a scapegoat?
Pinkie: Wait, what?
"Sam- I'm so young and your so much older than me-"
"How old are you?"
Pinkie: “You’re using a walker! I think you’re too old for this!”
"I'm 16" lied Rainbow Dash.
"I'm 37."
Fallen: Dude, if she says she’s underage and you can’t prove she isn’t, it doesn’t matter how old YOU are. HOOVES OFF.
"Your twice my age and twice my size."
She was right though. Sam was twice her size.
Pinkie: Hey, look! Captain Obvious is making a cameo!
Fallen: Right along with Private Redundancy.
He was a very well-build stallion that probably hunted often, and performed many physically demanding tasks.
Dash: There’s nothing tougher than lifting a spoon to eat cereal.
She noticed many things about him that she never did before, one of them was the size of his tale which was very small, but very ruffed up. It reminded her of her father.
Dash: Why are we going there, story? Seriously?
Fallen: Oh yeah, you mentioned something about your parents some time ago. How didn’t I press you on that?
Dash: It’s NOTHING, Fallen.
Even though her father had passed away long ago, she still remembered what he looked like. Her father was an inspiration to how she looked. Her hair, her personality was all a distant copy of her father who she kept alive in her own appearance.
Dash: Yeah. I don’t think so.
Fallen: Okay, there’s clearly some hostility here-
Dash: IT’S NOTHING, FALLEN.
Sam came closer to her.
"You still haven't answered me. Is it a yes… or a no."
Dash: No! No no no no no NO!
Rainbow Dash paused, and realized that there was no way out of her situation.
Fallen: You know, aside from the doorway and the word “no.”
She placed her front hooves on his chest and gently nodded. Rainbow Dash hadn't noticed how her head stopped pounding. She couldn't understand how or why it did.
Pinkie: Why is she thinking about it if she didn’t notice it?
Was it Sam's conversation? What was it… ?
Fallen: The reason. It’s never not the reason.
Dash: So... why was the headache even important at all?
Rainbow Dash walked into the living room. Sam's hoof was gently placed on her shoulder so she wouldn't try to run.
Dash: That’s seriously all it takes to keep me from running? I should be trying to fight him off! I’m sure I could take this guy!
She looked down at Pinkie Pie, who was sleeping heavily. She wanted to wake her up, but wouldn't be able with Sam so close to her.
Fallen: He doesn’t want a threesome?
They were approaching the stairs. Sam slid his hoof down her back all the way down to her rump.
Pinkie: I thought he’d be big enough to just squish her!
Fallen: That would make the obvious rape scene that much more demented.
This made Rainbow Dash shutter in delight. Sam got a grin on his face. He had no need to restrain her.
Dash: Why isn’t that a comforting thought?
They climbed the stairs. Dash was wondering of all the many things the stallion might want to do with her. When Sam gave them a tour of the house, he left one room, and one room only out.
Fallen: I’ve seen enough gorefics to think I know where this is going.
His room. Sam approached the door and opened it. Dash looked inside. It was a hunters bedroom. She was right, he really was a hunter.
Pinkie: HOW is it a hunter’s bedroom, though? What makes it that obvious?
Dash came in. Sam closed the door behind her. Dash laid herself down on the bed, spreading her legs.
Fallen: Well, there goes the “spread ‘em” joke.
In a way, she wanted this. But at the same time Sam was still a stranger. Sam closed the only window in the room.
Dash: Why was it important that he only had one window?
He walked over to her, and laid down beside her. She turned to him. They were now lying opposite from each other and staring into each other's eyes.
Pinkie: This might be the most romantic rape scene ever!
Fallen: That’s like comparing which pile of shit smells most like flowers.
Sam had a certain look to his eyes that made him look trustworthy and knowledgeable, he reminded her of Twilight Sparkle.
Pinkie: If Twilight was a stallion twice as big as Big Macintosh!
Sam on the other hand saw something completely different in her eyes. He saw an innocent little filly, with a slutty aspect to her.
Fallen: Really? Trying to blend innocence with sluttiness again?
"So… how do you want to do this?" asked Rainbow Dash nervously. Sam looked at her and smiled.
Dash: One word about bondage and I will END YOU.
"Well… he he he… seeing as how I'm such a large individual, it would be in every pony's interest if you could get me warmed up for this."
Pinkie: Aaaaaaaand TOSS HIM IN THE FIREPLACE!
Rainbow Dash looked down between Sam's legs and noticed his erection. It wasn't even a full erection, yet it was large enough that it wouldn't enter her tiny little ass, so that was a relief.
Dash: Yeah, but it’s still going in the OTHER hole, and it’s not even all the way up!
Sam laid on his back, and gestured Rainbow Dash to take action. Rainbow Dash looked down at his almost full erection, and she had to say, it was massive.
Fallen: Because if there’s gonna be rape, the guy’s dick has to be a lady-breaker.
Not only would getting it inside her be an achievement, but it would also be incredibly painful.
Her brain was saying no, but her body was saying yes.
Dash: Yeah, and the brain’s supposed to be the smart one! LISTEN TO IT!
So she looked down at his now fully erect cock and slowly neared her mouth toward it.
Rainbow Dash's mouth was now inches away from Sam's member. She closed her eyes and pretended it was one of the Wonderbolts.
Dash: AGAIN with the hot-for-Wonderbolts thing! Why is that so big of a thing?
She stuck her tongue out and gently licked the head of his dick. This made Sam smile, for the young mare was surprisingly skilled at what she did.
Fallen: She literally JUST started. How can he judge that already?
After a couple of minutes Rainbow Dash got tired of licking, and started to gently suck on his head.
Pinkie: Remember, start at the scalp and work your way down!
This made Sam twitch at first but found comfort in this practice. Rainbow Dash enjoyed this to her surprise for Sam's dick was getting more and more larger.
Fallen: It’s so big that it’s tearing a hole in the fabric of grammar!
It was only until he said "Now go deeper." That she realized how massive his package really was.
Rainbow Dash has seen Big Mac's erect cock only once.
Dash: If that were true, Applejack wouldn’t have let me live.
Yet Sam made him look like a little youngling. She felt her lips tight against his cock. She could feel the blood pumping in and out of his veins, and it made her sick, yet… aroused?
Dash: ...how?
She listened to her sexual partner and went deeper along his shaft, slowly sucking on it back and forth.
Fallen: Somehow my mind went to a rocking chair.
Pinkie: (giggling uncontrollably)
She was only half way on it, and it already was starting to touch the back of her throat. She gagged on it, but still found herself enjoying such a large dick.
Dash: HOW?
Sam grabbed Rainbow Dash by her head and forced her all the way down on his large shaft. She made a choking noise, and this worried Sam so he let her come off of it, and let her breathe a breath of fresh air.
Pinkie: He’s such a polite rapist!
Moments after Rainbow caught her breath she was back to sucking off the colt, this time surprisingly deeper. Sam's cock was now sliding down her throat and even though Sam was more than twice her size, she was able to take it in all the way in.
Dash: HOW!?
100% of Sam's massive cock was now in Rainbow Dash's mouth, and with that she let it sit there and started to gently move her head back and forth.
Pinkie: Is she even breathing right now?
Fallen: Doubt it.
Sam was in shock. Not only did the young filly take his entire dick down her throat, but somehow managed to enjoy it.
Dash: HOW!?
Rainbow Dash pulled back again to catch her breath and then quickly went back to work. Sam was nearing his climax; Dash felt it the moment she felt the pre cum form in her mouth, she started blowing faster, and faster.
Pinkie: ...you’re not actually supposed to BLOW when you’re doing that, are you?
Fallen: I can say, without any sort of experience, that you’re not.
She was now pulling out all the way to his head and went down all the way to where his dick connected to his lower torso.
Fallen: One strong bite later...
Dash: ...there are SO many ways I could react to that, but- (smacks Fallen) -that’ll have to do.
Sam was getting ready to cum, Rainbow Dash wanted to pull out before he could, but that wasn't the case.
Fallen: Because clunky grammar is best grammar.
Sam grabbed Rainbow Dash by her hair and pulled her all the way down onto his cock. He experienced a powerful orgasm that filled her mouth with the sticky sustenance.
Dash: How do you get “sustenance” confused with “substance?”
Fallen: In this context, I’m not 100% sure it’s a mistake.
Rainbow Dash had no option but to drink whatever was in her mouth. She found the taste salty, yet sweat.
Pinkie: Isn’t sweat already salty?
It was difficult to explain,
Dash: You mean you flat-out don’t KNOW what it tastes like. That doesn’t surprise me.
but more importantly she found the taste somewhat likeable. Sam pulled out and let her drink whatever was in her mouth, a few short spurts followed and she drank that as well.
Pinkie: But if he pulled out, how did she drink it?
Rainbow Dash cleaned whatever semen was left on Sam, and was now resting her head on his shaft. It made her look cute, while making her look more like a slut then before.
Fallen: We’ve been over this. “Cute” and “slutty” are NOT two great flavors that go great together.
This let Rainbow Dash regain her energy, as well as Sam.
Fallen: I’m sure crushing his junk with her head is helping him recover nicely.
Sam's large orgasm had filled her little pony stomach up with his hot spunk. In fact, she could say she was rather full from it.
Dash: (vomits)
Fallen: Aaaaaaaand now she’s empty.
Rainbow Dash was an athlete, and she knew that proteins were the real force of energy for movement, which Sam had provided her with. Lots of proteins for the journey back to Poneyville.
Fallen: Wherever “Poneyville” is.
Pinkie: Maybe that’s where I have a jar of dirt’s story took place!
Fallen: ...holy shit, new headcanon.
Dash: Not ONE of you is grossed out by the protein thing!?
Rainbow Dash got of the bed, and was now approaching the door.
"Where you goin'?"
Pinkie: “To the bathroom. How much mouthwash do you have?”
"We're done."
"Why in the hay would you possibly think that? We're just getting started. You're not going anywhere till I return the favor."
Dash: I don’t think most guys would complain that much if they already got off.
"Favor! You forced me into this!"
"Don't act like you didn't enjoy it."
Fallen: Almost exactly what Caramel said in “Rarity’s Generous Plan.”
Pinkie: Does it make it any better?
Fallen: Not even slightly.
Rainbow Dash was just about to open the door when Sam pushed her to the other side of the room.
"Listen, if I say we're not done, I mean WE'RE NOT DONE!"
Pinkie: “You’re gonna look at my vacation slideshow, and you’re gonna LIKE IT!”
He pushed her back onto the bed and was now starting to really enjoy himself. This was becoming more and more of a fantasy for him, and she could tell by the way he looked at her, that he wanted to feel completely dominant as if he were raping her.
Dash: BECAUSE HE IS!!!
She chose to play along, and hoped that by doing so he would let her go faster.
Rainbow Dash tried to scramble away, but was pinned down on her back by Sam who was heavier than she thought.
Fallen: Bet he regrets not tying her down NOW, huh?
Dash: FALLEN!
Sam was now applying a great deal of pressure on her arms, which made her feel pain, but also increased the realism of the situation.
Pinkie: For her or for us? Because this still looks silly on our end!
Dash: Yeah. “Silly.”
He slowly slid in closer to Rainbow Dash and was now between her hind legs. His rather large penis was now pressing up against her tiny little pussy.
Pinkie: “Ooh, what does THIS button do?”
He started prodding up against it, and this sent pleasure through Dash that she had never experienced before. Never has Gilda or any of the few stallions she's been with have ever done such a thing.
Fallen: My limited knowledge is telling me that doing that’s meant to prep the girl for entry, since both parties would be leaking fluids. WHY wouldn’t any of the stallions she’s been with try that?
Dash: ...why was Gilda even mentioned as if she was physically able to do that?
Sam then started to gently rub his cock up and down her pussy, which made her gasp in pleasure. After several minutes of warming up, he released his pressure on her arms
Dash: HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY “FORELEGS!?”
only to place them on her wings that were now fully erect. This made Rainbow Dash feel another form of pleasure, for the wings were a very sensitive spot.
Dash: Why is the wing thing so popular? I’m not that sensitive!
Applying the pressure that he was, she twitched in delight as she felt completely helpless to the massive stallion that was now preparing to enter her pussy.
Pinkie: “That’s a negative, you are NOT clear for landing.”
Rainbow Dash's mind understood what was happening, but her body didn't. Once Sam started to press his cock up against her hole, she felt it trying to reject him, and close up.
Fallen: Please let me never utter this sentence again, but... her pussy has the right idea.
This increased the level of the situation for once Sam noticed it trying to close on him, he thrust his cock inside her and this made Dash scream in pain and ecstasy.
Dash: I know EXACTLY what you’re gonna say. DON’T.
Pinkie: Dashie likes it rough!
Dash: COME ON, PINKIE!
His shaft only sunk in about half way, but was already making Dash feel like she was being ripped apart.
Fallen: “You are TEARING ME APART, Sam!”
Sam had the most evil of eyes. He had the look of a Nazi in him,
Fallen: You honestly expect me to believe ponies know what Nazis were?
Dash: Where have I heard that before?
Fallen: Our discussion of Brutalassmaster, I think.
and Rainbow Dash started to wiggle around trying to get away from him, which only increased his and hers lust.
Dash: How am I getting aroused from TRYING TO ESCAPE!?
Rainbow Dash felt her body's lube spilling around his shaft. He let his cock get properly wet,
Fallen: As opposed to...?
Pinkie: Improperly damp!
Fallen: ...whatever.
before he slowly pulled out and thrust back inside. This time going in deeper. Tears rolled down the side of her face as she was now starting to feel more pain then pleasure.
Dash: Only STARTING to!?
This was starting to overwhelm Sam, who had stopped at the first sight of it, and was now passionately kissing Dash.
Pinkie: Aww, true love!
Dash: PINKIE!
Dash felt his massive tongue slide into her mouth, which played with hers, but made hers look insignificant. After several minutes of this, Rainbow Dash had become properly moist,
Pinkie: See? She was improperly damp before!
Dash: PINKIE!
and Sam noticed it. He slowly pulled out again, and was now looking at her with eyes that made Dash remember once more of her father.
Dash: All of my EW.
She remembered the day she ran away from her family, because no one cared about her.
Dash: ...
Fallen: What’s going on, Rainbow?
Dash: None of your business.
Fallen: You’re not gonna make me call for storytime, are you?
Dash: KEEP RIFFING.
Her father was always busy practicing his athletic flying skills. And her mother was always busy with something. When she ran away, she went to the mountains.
Pinkie: Rock climbing?
Fallen: NO.
She was hoping to die up there in the freezing cold. Her young filly mind couldn't handle the lack of attention.
Dash: No. Even for me, that’s the STUPIDEST reason to commit suicide.
Pinkie: Stupid’s a theme in this, though! Didn’t you pick up on that?
She was starting to get cold and could feel her body temperature drop down to dangerous levels.
Dash: Freezing to death is gonna do wonders for getting attention in the long run.
That's when her father flew in, and slammed her against the snow.
Pinkie: If she’s cold, why are you making her COLDER?
He yelled at her with eyes that were now present in Sam's, except for the fact that her father was crying, and he never shed one tear in his life.
Fallen: That’s not physically possible, is it?
That image stuck in Rainbows mind throughout her existence. And now she could see the exact same eyes in Sam.
Dash: And hello, unwelcome pictures of me having sex with my dad. The absolute LAST thing I would ever want.
Sam placed his mouth around Rainbow Dash's neck, and bit down slightly. This made Rainbow moan in delight, for it was another sensitive spot on her body.
Dash: I’M NOT THAT SENSITIVE!
She could feel the hot breath from Sam along her neck. This gave her a feeling of insecurity, which aroused her, as well as frightened her.
Fallen: You’re turned on by insecurity?
Dash: No!
Fallen: Is that why you’re so concerned about the story mentioning your dad so many-
Dash: NO!!!
Sam thrust into Dash with all his strength,
Pinkie: And she’s still alive?
and his shaft sunk all the way in. She felt a burst of pain that was overcome with pleasure. This made more tears roll down the side of her face, and Sam knew that she was enjoying it for the most part.
Dash: FANTASTIC. Apparently it’s opposite day!
Her eyes rolled back, as she felt Sam pull out of her and thrust inside. She was overcome with tides of extreme pleasure that made her entire body twist and turn.
Pinkie: Wow! Dancing during sex takes SKILL!
Rainbow Dash screamed in ecstasy, which increased Sam's thrusts. She and him were nearing an orgasm.
Fallen: Just the one.
Pinkie: But whose? That’s the big mystery!
Just like she had with Pinkie Pie their orgasms were syncing almost perfectly.
Fallen: Does that speak more for his stamina or her enjoyment of the rape?
Sam started to thrust harder and harder his hair becoming more and more ruffed up, which made dash remember even more of her father.
Dash: GET THOSE THOUGHTS OUT OF MY HEAD!
She tried her best to remove the idea out of her mind, and pretend that both the Wonderbolts were humping her like a mad beast in the same hole.
Fallen: Aren’t there more than two?
Pinkie: And aren’t there mares?
Sam experienced a powerful orgasm that was quickly followed moments after by Rainbow Dash. His hot sticky spunk filling her womb and her pussy all the way, till his cum started spilling out of her.
Dash: I can’t remember the last time a story actually made me sick...
Fallen: A few minutes ago.
His orgasm and her lubricants had covered her entire lower body in their fluids. The scent of Rainbow Dash's orgasm filled the room, which smelled once again, of Rainbows.
Pinkie: I’m guessing sweat and jalapeños.
Rainbow Dash laid on her back, twitching as her pussy gradually went back to normal. Her legs wide open and Sam could observe as his cum slowly poured out of her and covered his bed.
Pinkie: PLEEEEASE! Just ONE cream filling joke!
Dash: NO, PINKIE!
There was so much semen in Rainbow Dash that the probability of becoming pregnant for her was sky-high.
Fallen: And suddenly we spiral right into “Rainbow Dash Gets an Abortion.”
Dash: THAT’S A THING!?
Sam got off the bed and was heading in the direction of his desk. He grabbed an old rag and with a pencil in his mouth started writing something on it.
Pinkie: Oh my gosh, Sam has a Death Note!
Fallen: I TRY to understand where your knowledge of human pop culture comes from, but the answers make less sense than the question.
Rainbow Dash was tired, her eyes felt more and more heavy, and before she knew it, she was fast asleep. "She deserves a break." Thought Sam to himself.
Fallen: And so do we, I’d say.
Fallen: Alright. Come up with one good thing about what you’ve seen in that last chapter.
Dash: You have a sick sense of humor.
Fallen: Was that one, or are you saying you won’t?
Dash: Either.
Pinkie: C’mon, Dashie! Even when the story’s bad, you should still try to think positively!
Dash: Oh yeah? Then why don’t YOU tell us one good thing about the chapter?
Pinkie: I was in it less!
Dash: How does that count!?
Fallen: Your turn, Rainbow. Was there anything you liked?
Dash: Fallen, I got RAPED in this chapter! There’s nothing TO like!
Fallen: Not even the father stuff?
Dash: ESPECIALLY not the father stuff!
Fallen: That’s it. What the fuck is your deal with your dad?
Dash: I don’t have one!
Fallen: Then why was it bothering you so much in the story?
Dash: It WASN’T!
Fallen: You’re a horrible liar, Rainbow Dash.
Dash: I’M NOT LYING!
Fallen: Yes you are! And I want to know what you’re hiding from us!
Dash: (tearing up) JUST DROP IT!
Fallen: ...Jesus.
Twilight: (from TV) Fallen... I really think you should let this one go.
Fallen: You know what’s up with her?
Twilight: Yes, I do. And I’m pretty sure Pinkie Pie knows too.
Pinkie: Yep.
Fallen: Is it really that bad? She wasn’t actually raped by him, was she?
Twilight: Wha- NO! Of course not! I mean, not that the real problem is all that much better...
Fallen: Let me guess. You’re just gonna keep stringing me along and not tell me a damn thing.
Pinkie: Dashie wants to keep it between her closest friends.
Fallen: ...and after all this time, I don’t count?
Dash: It’s not like that, Fallen. It’s just... it hasn’t even been a year. I’m not all that comfortable pouring my heart out to you like that.
Fallen: No, I get it. You just send the stories and watch as I fight through them.
Dash: Fallen, come on. Don’t do this.
Fallen: Twilight, just send the fucking chapter.
Twilight: ...they’ll be okay, right?
Pinkie: I hope so.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Dash: You have a sick sense of humor.
Fallen: Was that one, or are you saying you won’t?
Dash: Either.
Pinkie: C’mon, Dashie! Even when the story’s bad, you should still try to think positively!
Dash: Oh yeah? Then why don’t YOU tell us one good thing about the chapter?
Pinkie: I was in it less!
Dash: How does that count!?
Fallen: Your turn, Rainbow. Was there anything you liked?
Dash: Fallen, I got RAPED in this chapter! There’s nothing TO like!
Fallen: Not even the father stuff?
Dash: ESPECIALLY not the father stuff!
Fallen: That’s it. What the fuck is your deal with your dad?
Dash: I don’t have one!
Fallen: Then why was it bothering you so much in the story?
Dash: It WASN’T!
Fallen: You’re a horrible liar, Rainbow Dash.
Dash: I’M NOT LYING!
Fallen: Yes you are! And I want to know what you’re hiding from us!
Dash: (tearing up) JUST DROP IT!
Fallen: ...Jesus.
Twilight: (from TV) Fallen... I really think you should let this one go.
Fallen: You know what’s up with her?
Twilight: Yes, I do. And I’m pretty sure Pinkie Pie knows too.
Pinkie: Yep.
Fallen: Is it really that bad? She wasn’t actually raped by him, was she?
Twilight: Wha- NO! Of course not! I mean, not that the real problem is all that much better...
Fallen: Let me guess. You’re just gonna keep stringing me along and not tell me a damn thing.
Pinkie: Dashie wants to keep it between her closest friends.
Fallen: ...and after all this time, I don’t count?
Dash: It’s not like that, Fallen. It’s just... it hasn’t even been a year. I’m not all that comfortable pouring my heart out to you like that.
Fallen: No, I get it. You just send the stories and watch as I fight through them.
Dash: Fallen, come on. Don’t do this.
Fallen: Twilight, just send the fucking chapter.
Twilight: ...they’ll be okay, right?
Pinkie: I hope so.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
-PART 6-
Rainbow Dash woke up in Sam's bed. She noticed that the window was open and that the sun was still on the rise.
Fallen: I’m gonna shoot something if the words “on the rise” appear in this story again.
She got on her feet and walked out of the room, she heard voices coming from downstairs so she went to investigate.
There she saw Sam and Pinkie Pie playing "Pat-a-cake"
Dash: After the last chapter, I REALLY don’t wanna see where that’s going.
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's-" They stopped their game and looked at Rainbow Dash.
"Hay Dashy!" Said Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie: “Me and Sam just had sex, and soon he’s gonna tell us who was better!”
"Hay." Replied Dash still tired and not fully awake.
"Hay Sam, can you tell us where we need to go, we're really in a hurry."
Dash: ...HE JUST FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM. I SHOULD NOT BE THIS DISMISSIVE.
"We are." Said Pinkie Pie backing her up.
"Miss Rainbow Dash while you were asleep I drew a map and added some directions to how you two can get back on track to that little town the Pink mare told me about. You two are still on your little quest to get your ingredient right?
Fallen: “What ingredi- oh, right, the title.”
"Yup."
He laid down a very broad map of the everfree forest which was scribbled onto a cloth. On it were the directions to how to get to Flower Shine, as well as how to get back to Ponyville.
Pinkie: I’m supposed to know my way between Flower Shine and Ponyville, though! I should only need the directions from Sam’s house to Flower Shine!
Dash: Why are we trusting a map he just scribbled onto a napkin, anyway? Why are we trusting this guy PERIOD?
The directions had a few red marks on them that were areas Dash and Pinkie were to avoid. He told them that they would be passing through a very dangerous neighborhood.
Fallen: The nationwide leader in drive-bys.
So they should stick to the woods and avoid the houses. The directions were simple enough to understand, and with that, they were back on the road.
Pinkie: ROOOOAD TRIIIIIIIP~!
The cloth Sam gave them was dirty and the directions were hardly visible in the sun, but never the less they still understood it and were heading down the path Sam had directed them.
Fallen: We already mentioned the wrongness of there being paths like this through Everfree, right?
Pinkie: Yep!
The two fillies walked down a dark road that the map instructed them to go.
Pinkie: Yeah! You go that road!
The road had large trees and it gave them a sense of direction for the map showed a shaded area which they were supposed to arrive in.
Dash: So you could say that Flower Shine is... (puts on sunglasses) a shady town.
Pinkie: YEAAAAAA-
Fallen: Don’t humor her.
They continued walking along the road.
Fallen: Riveting.
The neighborhood they were to go around was several miles ahead of them, so they could freely walk down the road and feel safe.
Dash: Feel safe? In the Everfree Forest? Where everything’s out to kill you?
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie walked down the road noticing that it was getting more and more faded.
Fallen: That means the road’s been closed for years and shouldn’t even be ON the maps anymore.
They checked the map, and sure enough they were approaching the neighborhood Sam told them to avoid.
Dash: “I don’t trust the map. Let’s ask these guys for directions!”
The map showed a road through the woods that they could use to walk around the town, but it was still very close to the houses.
Pinkie: And everypony knows that urbanization is EVIL!
They went off the road and walked through the woods like they were suggested.
Fallen: They were instantly mauled by timber wolves.
The woods were thick, but were still maneuverable. As they continued walking they noticed the houses appearing. They looked normal, but were slightly darker than the ones in Ponyville.
Fallen: HEY! That’s racist!
Dash: You can be racist against houses?
Fallen: Shut your mouth.
As the two mares continued to talk they were approaching a strange clearing in the woods,
Fallen: Bluh. Wake me up when shit’s actually happening.
this clearing was small, but definitely wasn't natural. The clearing was completely out of place. It didn't belong there and it didn't seem to have any purpose.
Dash: So naturally, there’s nothing out of place here.
Rainbow Dash hadn't even reached the other end when there was a large mechanical snap!
Pinkie: Wait, what?
That came from the floor followed by Pinkie Pie's demonic scream.
Fallen: Shit, she’s possessed! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
This surprised Rainbow Dash and knocked her down to the floor. She turned around only to see Pinkie Pie screaming at the top of her lungs.
Fallen: The top of PINKIE’S lungs? That has to at LEAST pierce the stratosphere.
There was a bear trap that had caught her foot, its sharp teeth had dug incredibly deep into her leg and were causing massive amounts of blood to pour out from between the blades.
Pinkie: Well, you know, when you’re out of gravy...
Rainbow Dash had never seen such horrors in her entire life,
Dash: Don’t patronize me.
and Pinkie had never been in so much pain.
Pinkie: Well, there WAS that one time when I was sticking my hoof in my party cannon to try and load it and it went off and-
Dash: Please don’t share.
Rainbow Dash looked down at Pinkie Pie's leg which was now being torn apart from the desperate squirming she was doing.
Fallen: Not helping your situation, Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie cried as blood spilled out all over the rusty mechanism. Rainbow Dash came closer to the bear trap, telling Pinkie Pie to breathe.
Dash: Because that’s a thing you can just stop doing.
Pinkie: Well, technically, if you hold your breath-
Dash: You know what I mean.
She took a good look at the bear trap and found that the device wasn't designed for breaking bone, or such. But for causing blood loss and tearing of the skin.
Fallen: Here’s a tip. Don’t struggle. It won’t shred as much flesh if you keep the leg still.
Rainbow Dash started to cry as she felt her friends pain.
Pinkie: Oh, why’d you go and stick YOUR leg in a bear trap?
Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie Pie who was screaming in anxiety as the teeth of the apparatus tore the tissue alongside her foot. Pinkie Pie begged Rainbow Dash to help her.
Dash: “Oh, alright, but only because you begged nicely.”
With that, Rainbow Dash placed the map between her teeth and grabbed the mechanism by its sharp blades.
Pinkie: How’d she do that if the blades are in my leg? Grab from the other side and pull down!
She tried to pull the mouth of the device open to free her beloved Pinkie Pie, but found that the trap was stuck in her leg. She pulled harder, tearing her own arms appart.
Dash: How the heck!?
More blood poured out of her leg and Rainbow Dash's arms were bleeding from attempting to open the mechanism.
Fallen: That’s a TERRIBLE design flaw. Hunters who use bear traps tend to be able to open them without tearing themselves to shreds.
The horrific machine just would not release, so Rainbow Dash gathered all the strength she had and pushed the device apart. Blood poured down her hands
Dash: We DON’T! HAVE! HANDS!
and Pinkie Pie screamed in overwhelming pain. The device slowly opened, and there was just enough room for Pinkie to slip her leg out. Pinkie Pie pulled her leg out from the device.
Fallen: Good job.
Rainbow Dash quickly pulled her hands out and the device snapped closed.
Fallen: As opposed to locking open again? Who MADE these fucking things?
They were both covered in each other's blood. Pinkie Pie slowly bleeding out. Pinkie was still screaming in pain and misery as more blood continued to spill out from her mutilated leg.
Pinkie: I’m not sure, but I think there’s blood!
Rainbow Dash removed the cloth from between her teeth and wrapped it around Pinkie Pie's leg. Pinkie Pie was still screaming from the pain, her body twitching madly.
Dash: I just SAVED her. You wouldn’t think her body would be mad about that.
Rainbow pushed as much of her weight as she could down on the injury.
Fallen: “OHHHHH, IT’S A PILEDRIVER!”
Pinkie Pie was crying heavily, but her screaming had stopped. She whimpered to herself, and Rainbow Dash looked at her own injuries.
Pinkie: “Ooh, look at all the pretty red...”
The teeth from the bear trap had dug in deep into her arms, she knew that the injury could be potentially fatal, but choose not to tell Pinkie Pie about it.
Dash: Yep, just hide your life-threatening injury from your best friend.
Pinkie: It’s your perspective we’re seeing this from, so it’s not like you can die!
Rainbow Dash stood up, her arms trembling, her body shaking as white hot adrenaline still coursed through her veins.
Dash: I guess my veins ran out of blood.
She helped Pinkie Pie to her feet, but she collapsed back onto the floor. Rainbow Dash looked around and noticed that the bear trap Pinkie had stepped in was one of five.
Fallen: She was guided towards them like Sideshow Bob to a pile of rakes.
The other four were on the other sides of the clearing. She slipped her arm underneath Pinkie's and helped her to her feet.
Pinkie: Did this story start as something that wasn’t pony? Why does it keep talking about hands and feet and arms?
The map was useless now, since it was covered in blood stains. They had to find their own way to Flower Shine.
Fallen: And with these two master navigators on the case, what can go wrong?
Rainbow Dash carried Pinkie Pie through the woods and onto a road. She didn't care if it was the neighborhood Sam talked about. She was going to make it to Flower Shine even if it killed her.
Dash: That’s not more foreshadowing, is it?
Fallen: I have no idea.
She saw a sign post up ahead, which read:
Flower Shine 1 Mile North
They were almost there. They were almost at Flower Shine.
Dash: I think Captain Obvious and Private Redundancy are just setting up camp here now.
Pinkie: And Corporal Coincidence is there too! It’s the whole bad-writing army!
"Hay Pinkie, look, we're almost there."
"Yippee…"
"Come on, put your, legs, into it."
Dash: ...
Pinkie: Did she just tell me to walk on the leg that was JUST IN A BEAR TRAP!?
"Dash, everything's so… so… spiny."
Pinkie: “Vertebrae everywhere...”
"I know, I know, just hold on a little longer."
"Hay Dash can I tell you something?"
"Sure Pinkie, anything."
Dash: “The secret ingredient was your flesh...”
Pinkie: “Your breath smells awful...”
Fallen: “I see dead ponies...”
"Remember when you asked me if I would ever get it on with another filly."
"Ha… Yeah Pinkie… Wasn't too bad huh."
Fallen: “Actually, you were an awful lay. I like stallions again.”
"Well Rainbow Dash there has always been one filly, and one filly only, that I've ever wanted to. That filly… is you."
Fallen: Single-target homosexuality. There’s no way it’s as common as fiction seems to make it out to be.
"Pinkie-"
"You're so beautiful with your rainbow colored main, your pretty purple eyes, your strong athletic body."
Dash: “Yes, I know, I’m awesome, but now’s not the time!”
"Pinkie-"
"If it weren't for the Sonic Rainboom you made as a little filly I wouldn't have become me. I'd still be working on that rock farm with my family."
Fallen: That can’t have been a pleasant existence.
Pinkie: Oh, it wasn’t THAT bad!
"Pinkie Pie!"
Pinkie: “Oh, I love it when you say my name...”
"Yes Dashy…?"
"I need you to work with me, come on walk, we've got a mile till we reach town."
Fallen: THEY SHOULD NOT BE WALKING ON SHREDDED LEGS.
"I can't feel my leg Dash."
"Try to walk with your other legs, Let the other one drag."
Dash: FLY AND CARRY HER!
Pinkie: I think this really DID start out as a thing with humans! Why else would the author not remember your wings?
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie started walking. Slowly they made their way along the road.
After nearly an hour they arrived at another sign post that read:
Pinkie: “‘Welcome to CANTERLOT?’ That’s not right!”
Welcome to Flower Shine
They made it. They finally made it to Flower Shine.
Fallen: Why haven’t the troops moved out yet?
Rainbow Dash's arms had become completely numb, Pinkie Pie's left hind leg was on a limp,
Dash: Anthro or not!? BE CONSISTENT!
and the moment they came into town, they collapsed onto the floor and passed out.
Fallen: They both bled out there. The end.
Pinkie: Silly Primey! There are still two more chap-
Fallen: I KNOW. And the actual ending’s somehow even MORE anticlimactic, but for now, let’s just wrap this up.
Rainbow Dash woke up in Sam's bed. She noticed that the window was open and that the sun was still on the rise.
Fallen: I’m gonna shoot something if the words “on the rise” appear in this story again.
She got on her feet and walked out of the room, she heard voices coming from downstairs so she went to investigate.
There she saw Sam and Pinkie Pie playing "Pat-a-cake"
Dash: After the last chapter, I REALLY don’t wanna see where that’s going.
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's-" They stopped their game and looked at Rainbow Dash.
"Hay Dashy!" Said Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie: “Me and Sam just had sex, and soon he’s gonna tell us who was better!”
"Hay." Replied Dash still tired and not fully awake.
"Hay Sam, can you tell us where we need to go, we're really in a hurry."
Dash: ...HE JUST FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM. I SHOULD NOT BE THIS DISMISSIVE.
"We are." Said Pinkie Pie backing her up.
"Miss Rainbow Dash while you were asleep I drew a map and added some directions to how you two can get back on track to that little town the Pink mare told me about. You two are still on your little quest to get your ingredient right?
Fallen: “What ingredi- oh, right, the title.”
"Yup."
He laid down a very broad map of the everfree forest which was scribbled onto a cloth. On it were the directions to how to get to Flower Shine, as well as how to get back to Ponyville.
Pinkie: I’m supposed to know my way between Flower Shine and Ponyville, though! I should only need the directions from Sam’s house to Flower Shine!
Dash: Why are we trusting a map he just scribbled onto a napkin, anyway? Why are we trusting this guy PERIOD?
The directions had a few red marks on them that were areas Dash and Pinkie were to avoid. He told them that they would be passing through a very dangerous neighborhood.
Fallen: The nationwide leader in drive-bys.
So they should stick to the woods and avoid the houses. The directions were simple enough to understand, and with that, they were back on the road.
Pinkie: ROOOOAD TRIIIIIIIP~!
The cloth Sam gave them was dirty and the directions were hardly visible in the sun, but never the less they still understood it and were heading down the path Sam had directed them.
Fallen: We already mentioned the wrongness of there being paths like this through Everfree, right?
Pinkie: Yep!
The two fillies walked down a dark road that the map instructed them to go.
Pinkie: Yeah! You go that road!
The road had large trees and it gave them a sense of direction for the map showed a shaded area which they were supposed to arrive in.
Dash: So you could say that Flower Shine is... (puts on sunglasses) a shady town.
Pinkie: YEAAAAAA-
Fallen: Don’t humor her.
They continued walking along the road.
Fallen: Riveting.
The neighborhood they were to go around was several miles ahead of them, so they could freely walk down the road and feel safe.
Dash: Feel safe? In the Everfree Forest? Where everything’s out to kill you?
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie walked down the road noticing that it was getting more and more faded.
Fallen: That means the road’s been closed for years and shouldn’t even be ON the maps anymore.
They checked the map, and sure enough they were approaching the neighborhood Sam told them to avoid.
Dash: “I don’t trust the map. Let’s ask these guys for directions!”
The map showed a road through the woods that they could use to walk around the town, but it was still very close to the houses.
Pinkie: And everypony knows that urbanization is EVIL!
They went off the road and walked through the woods like they were suggested.
Fallen: They were instantly mauled by timber wolves.
The woods were thick, but were still maneuverable. As they continued walking they noticed the houses appearing. They looked normal, but were slightly darker than the ones in Ponyville.
Fallen: HEY! That’s racist!
Dash: You can be racist against houses?
Fallen: Shut your mouth.
As the two mares continued to talk they were approaching a strange clearing in the woods,
Fallen: Bluh. Wake me up when shit’s actually happening.
this clearing was small, but definitely wasn't natural. The clearing was completely out of place. It didn't belong there and it didn't seem to have any purpose.
Dash: So naturally, there’s nothing out of place here.
Rainbow Dash hadn't even reached the other end when there was a large mechanical snap!
Pinkie: Wait, what?
That came from the floor followed by Pinkie Pie's demonic scream.
Fallen: Shit, she’s possessed! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
This surprised Rainbow Dash and knocked her down to the floor. She turned around only to see Pinkie Pie screaming at the top of her lungs.
Fallen: The top of PINKIE’S lungs? That has to at LEAST pierce the stratosphere.
There was a bear trap that had caught her foot, its sharp teeth had dug incredibly deep into her leg and were causing massive amounts of blood to pour out from between the blades.
Pinkie: Well, you know, when you’re out of gravy...
Rainbow Dash had never seen such horrors in her entire life,
Dash: Don’t patronize me.
and Pinkie had never been in so much pain.
Pinkie: Well, there WAS that one time when I was sticking my hoof in my party cannon to try and load it and it went off and-
Dash: Please don’t share.
Rainbow Dash looked down at Pinkie Pie's leg which was now being torn apart from the desperate squirming she was doing.
Fallen: Not helping your situation, Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie cried as blood spilled out all over the rusty mechanism. Rainbow Dash came closer to the bear trap, telling Pinkie Pie to breathe.
Dash: Because that’s a thing you can just stop doing.
Pinkie: Well, technically, if you hold your breath-
Dash: You know what I mean.
She took a good look at the bear trap and found that the device wasn't designed for breaking bone, or such. But for causing blood loss and tearing of the skin.
Fallen: Here’s a tip. Don’t struggle. It won’t shred as much flesh if you keep the leg still.
Rainbow Dash started to cry as she felt her friends pain.
Pinkie: Oh, why’d you go and stick YOUR leg in a bear trap?
Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie Pie who was screaming in anxiety as the teeth of the apparatus tore the tissue alongside her foot. Pinkie Pie begged Rainbow Dash to help her.
Dash: “Oh, alright, but only because you begged nicely.”
With that, Rainbow Dash placed the map between her teeth and grabbed the mechanism by its sharp blades.
Pinkie: How’d she do that if the blades are in my leg? Grab from the other side and pull down!
She tried to pull the mouth of the device open to free her beloved Pinkie Pie, but found that the trap was stuck in her leg. She pulled harder, tearing her own arms appart.
Dash: How the heck!?
More blood poured out of her leg and Rainbow Dash's arms were bleeding from attempting to open the mechanism.
Fallen: That’s a TERRIBLE design flaw. Hunters who use bear traps tend to be able to open them without tearing themselves to shreds.
The horrific machine just would not release, so Rainbow Dash gathered all the strength she had and pushed the device apart. Blood poured down her hands
Dash: We DON’T! HAVE! HANDS!
and Pinkie Pie screamed in overwhelming pain. The device slowly opened, and there was just enough room for Pinkie to slip her leg out. Pinkie Pie pulled her leg out from the device.
Fallen: Good job.
Rainbow Dash quickly pulled her hands out and the device snapped closed.
Fallen: As opposed to locking open again? Who MADE these fucking things?
They were both covered in each other's blood. Pinkie Pie slowly bleeding out. Pinkie was still screaming in pain and misery as more blood continued to spill out from her mutilated leg.
Pinkie: I’m not sure, but I think there’s blood!
Rainbow Dash removed the cloth from between her teeth and wrapped it around Pinkie Pie's leg. Pinkie Pie was still screaming from the pain, her body twitching madly.
Dash: I just SAVED her. You wouldn’t think her body would be mad about that.
Rainbow pushed as much of her weight as she could down on the injury.
Fallen: “OHHHHH, IT’S A PILEDRIVER!”
Pinkie Pie was crying heavily, but her screaming had stopped. She whimpered to herself, and Rainbow Dash looked at her own injuries.
Pinkie: “Ooh, look at all the pretty red...”
The teeth from the bear trap had dug in deep into her arms, she knew that the injury could be potentially fatal, but choose not to tell Pinkie Pie about it.
Dash: Yep, just hide your life-threatening injury from your best friend.
Pinkie: It’s your perspective we’re seeing this from, so it’s not like you can die!
Rainbow Dash stood up, her arms trembling, her body shaking as white hot adrenaline still coursed through her veins.
Dash: I guess my veins ran out of blood.
She helped Pinkie Pie to her feet, but she collapsed back onto the floor. Rainbow Dash looked around and noticed that the bear trap Pinkie had stepped in was one of five.
Fallen: She was guided towards them like Sideshow Bob to a pile of rakes.
The other four were on the other sides of the clearing. She slipped her arm underneath Pinkie's and helped her to her feet.
Pinkie: Did this story start as something that wasn’t pony? Why does it keep talking about hands and feet and arms?
The map was useless now, since it was covered in blood stains. They had to find their own way to Flower Shine.
Fallen: And with these two master navigators on the case, what can go wrong?
Rainbow Dash carried Pinkie Pie through the woods and onto a road. She didn't care if it was the neighborhood Sam talked about. She was going to make it to Flower Shine even if it killed her.
Dash: That’s not more foreshadowing, is it?
Fallen: I have no idea.
She saw a sign post up ahead, which read:
Flower Shine 1 Mile North
They were almost there. They were almost at Flower Shine.
Dash: I think Captain Obvious and Private Redundancy are just setting up camp here now.
Pinkie: And Corporal Coincidence is there too! It’s the whole bad-writing army!
"Hay Pinkie, look, we're almost there."
"Yippee…"
"Come on, put your, legs, into it."
Dash: ...
Pinkie: Did she just tell me to walk on the leg that was JUST IN A BEAR TRAP!?
"Dash, everything's so… so… spiny."
Pinkie: “Vertebrae everywhere...”
"I know, I know, just hold on a little longer."
"Hay Dash can I tell you something?"
"Sure Pinkie, anything."
Dash: “The secret ingredient was your flesh...”
Pinkie: “Your breath smells awful...”
Fallen: “I see dead ponies...”
"Remember when you asked me if I would ever get it on with another filly."
"Ha… Yeah Pinkie… Wasn't too bad huh."
Fallen: “Actually, you were an awful lay. I like stallions again.”
"Well Rainbow Dash there has always been one filly, and one filly only, that I've ever wanted to. That filly… is you."
Fallen: Single-target homosexuality. There’s no way it’s as common as fiction seems to make it out to be.
"Pinkie-"
"You're so beautiful with your rainbow colored main, your pretty purple eyes, your strong athletic body."
Dash: “Yes, I know, I’m awesome, but now’s not the time!”
"Pinkie-"
"If it weren't for the Sonic Rainboom you made as a little filly I wouldn't have become me. I'd still be working on that rock farm with my family."
Fallen: That can’t have been a pleasant existence.
Pinkie: Oh, it wasn’t THAT bad!
"Pinkie Pie!"
Pinkie: “Oh, I love it when you say my name...”
"Yes Dashy…?"
"I need you to work with me, come on walk, we've got a mile till we reach town."
Fallen: THEY SHOULD NOT BE WALKING ON SHREDDED LEGS.
"I can't feel my leg Dash."
"Try to walk with your other legs, Let the other one drag."
Dash: FLY AND CARRY HER!
Pinkie: I think this really DID start out as a thing with humans! Why else would the author not remember your wings?
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie started walking. Slowly they made their way along the road.
After nearly an hour they arrived at another sign post that read:
Pinkie: “‘Welcome to CANTERLOT?’ That’s not right!”
Welcome to Flower Shine
They made it. They finally made it to Flower Shine.
Fallen: Why haven’t the troops moved out yet?
Rainbow Dash's arms had become completely numb, Pinkie Pie's left hind leg was on a limp,
Dash: Anthro or not!? BE CONSISTENT!
and the moment they came into town, they collapsed onto the floor and passed out.
Fallen: They both bled out there. The end.
Pinkie: Silly Primey! There are still two more chap-
Fallen: I KNOW. And the actual ending’s somehow even MORE anticlimactic, but for now, let’s just wrap this up.
Dash: That’s it. This story needs to die.
Pinkie: I can’t even figure out what’s happening or WHY it’s happening!
Dash: Also, for a story named after and starring you, it really seems to be more about me.
Fallen: I’m sorry, isn’t everything?
Dash: ...Fallen?
Fallen: No.
Dash: Can we talk? Just you and me?
Fallen: No. I’m not speaking to you.
Spike: (from TV) Do it, Fallen.
Fallen: ...do I have to?
Twilight: (from TV) Well, you still have to spend two more chapters in there with her. If you really think you can go that long without working things out...
Fallen: Fine. Goddammit. What do you want, Rainbow?
Dash: Alright, look... back when I was telling you why I didn’t want to tell you about my parents... I’m just not used to being open with anyone but my closest friends. It took quite a few years to reach that point with Fluttershy.
Fallen: ...okay?
Dash: Thing is, I’ve become more willing to trust ponies over time. Heck, it only took about a year to really start the opening-up thing with Twilight. I just need to know for SURE that I’m comfortable with you knowing something so personal about me before I can just tell you.
Fallen: And how are you not comfortable with me yet?
Dash: The way you were trying to push the issue doesn’t really work in your favor.
Fallen: ...point. I guess.
Dash: It’s not that you’re not a good friend, okay? Because you are. It’s just that this is something REALLY personal, something I don’t want to be PUSHED into talking about. I AM going to tell you at some point, because you probably do deserve to know, but... at my own pace. Just this once, can we not go all storytime on this?
Fallen: ...fine. Okay, Rainbow Dash. I won’t press this issue.
Dash: Thanks. You really ARE a good friend when you want to be.
Pinkie: Alright! We’re all happy again!
Fallen: Close enough, I guess.
Twilight: Now that we’ve gotten that issue resolved, I think we can call it a day.
Dash: When you’re ready, Twi.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got break sign!
Pinkie: I can’t even figure out what’s happening or WHY it’s happening!
Dash: Also, for a story named after and starring you, it really seems to be more about me.
Fallen: I’m sorry, isn’t everything?
Dash: ...Fallen?
Fallen: No.
Dash: Can we talk? Just you and me?
Fallen: No. I’m not speaking to you.
Spike: (from TV) Do it, Fallen.
Fallen: ...do I have to?
Twilight: (from TV) Well, you still have to spend two more chapters in there with her. If you really think you can go that long without working things out...
Fallen: Fine. Goddammit. What do you want, Rainbow?
Dash: Alright, look... back when I was telling you why I didn’t want to tell you about my parents... I’m just not used to being open with anyone but my closest friends. It took quite a few years to reach that point with Fluttershy.
Fallen: ...okay?
Dash: Thing is, I’ve become more willing to trust ponies over time. Heck, it only took about a year to really start the opening-up thing with Twilight. I just need to know for SURE that I’m comfortable with you knowing something so personal about me before I can just tell you.
Fallen: And how are you not comfortable with me yet?
Dash: The way you were trying to push the issue doesn’t really work in your favor.
Fallen: ...point. I guess.
Dash: It’s not that you’re not a good friend, okay? Because you are. It’s just that this is something REALLY personal, something I don’t want to be PUSHED into talking about. I AM going to tell you at some point, because you probably do deserve to know, but... at my own pace. Just this once, can we not go all storytime on this?
Fallen: ...fine. Okay, Rainbow Dash. I won’t press this issue.
Dash: Thanks. You really ARE a good friend when you want to be.
Pinkie: Alright! We’re all happy again!
Fallen: Close enough, I guess.
Twilight: Now that we’ve gotten that issue resolved, I think we can call it a day.
Dash: When you’re ready, Twi.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got break sign!
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