FP Riffs 17: Derpy's Finest Hour
Okay. Time for another history lesson.
I still remember when I first started striking out on my own to riff, not worrying too much about waiting for the next update of “Mystery Pinkie Pie Theatre 3000” to write and submit these (though that was mostly due to RatherHomely’s mother tragically passing away and him understandably going on a personal hiatus). The first riff I did outside of the confines of MPPT3K, “Rarity’s Generous Plan,” is still one of my favorites to this day.
I got a fair amount of attention from the quality of my riffs, enough to be asked to do collaborations with a number of people. Most of them got their wish when I pumped out the behemoth that was “My Second Life,” and I STILL don’t think most of them made it to the end.
One of the first collabs I was asked to do was with riffing comrades-in-arms Glassed and Hydkore. The story before you, headless_rainbow’s “Derpy’s Finest Hour,” was to be the target. Alas, with the looming ever-presence of real life, we never got around to it. It’s been more than six months since we were to start, but we agreed to try and do another one someday in the future. I should get back in touch with them about that, actually...
It looks like Muleicous very recently did his own riff, which I promise I haven’t read yet, so if there are joke overlaps, I didn’t mean to do it. Being beaten to the punch hasn’t stopped me before, though.
twow443 (you all remember him, right?) expressed interest in helping me with this, so you know what? Why not? He does a pretty good Derpy, so I’m more than happy to have him.
Well, enough delay. This is allegedly one of the most shocking and graphic gorefics in the fandom, though I think powering through such schlock as “A Fun Day!” and “Momma Fluttershy” has steeled me for this. I’m sorry in advance, but let’s begin.
I still remember when I first started striking out on my own to riff, not worrying too much about waiting for the next update of “Mystery Pinkie Pie Theatre 3000” to write and submit these (though that was mostly due to RatherHomely’s mother tragically passing away and him understandably going on a personal hiatus). The first riff I did outside of the confines of MPPT3K, “Rarity’s Generous Plan,” is still one of my favorites to this day.
I got a fair amount of attention from the quality of my riffs, enough to be asked to do collaborations with a number of people. Most of them got their wish when I pumped out the behemoth that was “My Second Life,” and I STILL don’t think most of them made it to the end.
One of the first collabs I was asked to do was with riffing comrades-in-arms Glassed and Hydkore. The story before you, headless_rainbow’s “Derpy’s Finest Hour,” was to be the target. Alas, with the looming ever-presence of real life, we never got around to it. It’s been more than six months since we were to start, but we agreed to try and do another one someday in the future. I should get back in touch with them about that, actually...
It looks like Muleicous very recently did his own riff, which I promise I haven’t read yet, so if there are joke overlaps, I didn’t mean to do it. Being beaten to the punch hasn’t stopped me before, though.
twow443 (you all remember him, right?) expressed interest in helping me with this, so you know what? Why not? He does a pretty good Derpy, so I’m more than happy to have him.
Well, enough delay. This is allegedly one of the most shocking and graphic gorefics in the fandom, though I think powering through such schlock as “A Fun Day!” and “Momma Fluttershy” has steeled me for this. I’m sorry in advance, but let’s begin.
Fallen Prime: ...and you still keep him around?
Derpy Hooves: twow’s great with Dinky! And he’s actually been a big help for the Doctor a few times.
Fallen: I’m sure. HOW many times has he blown shit up in that lab?
Derpy: Do you mean on purpose, or...
Fallen: The fact that you had to ask tells me more than I needed to know.
Rarity: Who are we talking about?
Fallen: Hello to you too...
Derpy: A human friend of ours who’s staying with me in a lab in my basement.
Rarity: twow?
Fallen: Yep.
Derpy: Wait, you know him?
Fallen: She talked to me while she was riffing “Marshmallow Holes” with him. Told her he’s not fond of her.
Rarity: Yes, he... cited the Cloudsdale incident as proof.
Derpy: That’s not very nice at all! I ought to give him a piece of my mind!
twow: For your information, I DID apologize for that.
Rarity: Speak of the devil, and he shall appear...
Fallen: I’m surprised you know that saying.
Derpy: You and I are going to talk about this later, twow.
Fallen: What brings you here, twow? Are you just following Derpy around?
twow: Nah. I was working with the Doctor on my mini-TARDIS and Dinky asked where Derpy was.
Rarity: I still cannot imagine why you continually refer to Time Turner as “the Doctor.”
Fallen: Long, long, LONG story.
Rarity: How long? I have time.
Fallen: About a millennium. Give or take a hundred years.
Rarity: Are you three TRYING to confuse me into submission?
Fallen: Ooh, THERE’S a thought...
Derpy: I’m sorry twow. I was supposed to take Dinky out for ice cream today. That must be why you got sent here.
twow: Well, at least I know that the mini TARDIS works. We made it look like a watch. (holds up arm)
Fallen: Aren’t you supposed to ride INSIDE a TARDIS? How even the HELL?
twow: It creates a force field around you when it activates. Still a work in progress.
(The armory doors slam shut and lock, and the TV blips on to show Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.)
twow: Oh god NO.
Pinkie Pie: (from TV) Hi, Primey! How’d you know I wanted to get you and T together again?
Fallen: I didn’t. He just kind of accidentally the armory.
Derpy: Well, I’m not getting my chocolate swirl anytime soon.
Rarity: Ugh. What is it now?
Rainbow Dash: (from TV) Well, it’s more for Derpy, but since you’re there, you can join in.
Rarity: That was not an answer.
Pinkie: You’re riffing “Derpy’s Finest Hour!”
Fallen: Pinkie, I swear to Christ, if you don’t stop giving me shit like this, I’m gonna eat your parents.
twow: You said it was for Derpy. Why is it for Derpy? WHY IS IT FOR DERPY?!
Rarity: The title sounds relatively innocent. How bad could-
Fallen: No. NO. You do NOT say that, Rarity. Fluttershy said that exact same thing when we did “Momma Fluttershy,” and you KNOW what that did to her. “Derpy’s Finest Hour” might be even WORSE. This is “A Fun Day”-tier awful.
Derpy: Um, what makes this one so bad? It sounds like I’m going to be doing something great!
Fallen: What the fuck are you doing, Derpy? Stop asking that!
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Derpy Hooves: twow’s great with Dinky! And he’s actually been a big help for the Doctor a few times.
Fallen: I’m sure. HOW many times has he blown shit up in that lab?
Derpy: Do you mean on purpose, or...
Fallen: The fact that you had to ask tells me more than I needed to know.
Rarity: Who are we talking about?
Fallen: Hello to you too...
Derpy: A human friend of ours who’s staying with me in a lab in my basement.
Rarity: twow?
Fallen: Yep.
Derpy: Wait, you know him?
Fallen: She talked to me while she was riffing “Marshmallow Holes” with him. Told her he’s not fond of her.
Rarity: Yes, he... cited the Cloudsdale incident as proof.
Derpy: That’s not very nice at all! I ought to give him a piece of my mind!
twow: For your information, I DID apologize for that.
Rarity: Speak of the devil, and he shall appear...
Fallen: I’m surprised you know that saying.
Derpy: You and I are going to talk about this later, twow.
Fallen: What brings you here, twow? Are you just following Derpy around?
twow: Nah. I was working with the Doctor on my mini-TARDIS and Dinky asked where Derpy was.
Rarity: I still cannot imagine why you continually refer to Time Turner as “the Doctor.”
Fallen: Long, long, LONG story.
Rarity: How long? I have time.
Fallen: About a millennium. Give or take a hundred years.
Rarity: Are you three TRYING to confuse me into submission?
Fallen: Ooh, THERE’S a thought...
Derpy: I’m sorry twow. I was supposed to take Dinky out for ice cream today. That must be why you got sent here.
twow: Well, at least I know that the mini TARDIS works. We made it look like a watch. (holds up arm)
Fallen: Aren’t you supposed to ride INSIDE a TARDIS? How even the HELL?
twow: It creates a force field around you when it activates. Still a work in progress.
(The armory doors slam shut and lock, and the TV blips on to show Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.)
twow: Oh god NO.
Pinkie Pie: (from TV) Hi, Primey! How’d you know I wanted to get you and T together again?
Fallen: I didn’t. He just kind of accidentally the armory.
Derpy: Well, I’m not getting my chocolate swirl anytime soon.
Rarity: Ugh. What is it now?
Rainbow Dash: (from TV) Well, it’s more for Derpy, but since you’re there, you can join in.
Rarity: That was not an answer.
Pinkie: You’re riffing “Derpy’s Finest Hour!”
Fallen: Pinkie, I swear to Christ, if you don’t stop giving me shit like this, I’m gonna eat your parents.
twow: You said it was for Derpy. Why is it for Derpy? WHY IS IT FOR DERPY?!
Rarity: The title sounds relatively innocent. How bad could-
Fallen: No. NO. You do NOT say that, Rarity. Fluttershy said that exact same thing when we did “Momma Fluttershy,” and you KNOW what that did to her. “Derpy’s Finest Hour” might be even WORSE. This is “A Fun Day”-tier awful.
Derpy: Um, what makes this one so bad? It sounds like I’m going to be doing something great!
Fallen: What the fuck are you doing, Derpy? Stop asking that!
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Derpy felt herself shoved into the stockade, pain shooting through her neck as she was pushed downward, then both front hooves brought to rest on the splintery structure as well.
Rarity: One sentence in, and I already regret my statement.
Derpy: Wait. What?
twow: Oh. Oh no...
Fallen: Oh, you guys have NO idea what’s coming. I’m mortified by it, but at the same time, now that I’m imagining your reactions to it, the smile won’t leave.
Derpy: Why am I in a stockade?
The stockade was clasped down, holding her tightly by neck and wrists, and locked tightly into place. She tugged immediately but to no avail, tears of confusion starting to stream down her face.
Fallen: Guys, relax! There are ways of TELLING whether she’s a witch!
twow: Part of me is just hoping that they burn her at the stake.
Rarity: That was... rather mean-spirited.
twow: Seeing the tone this story is gonna have, it would be a blessing.
“But I didn’t mean to! I just don’t know what went wrong!”
Fallen: You HAD to go there, story.
twow: It’s in every story.
she called out, only to be met with jeers from a few nearby ponies that were spectating. A hoof coming down across her face made her yelp in pain, and she made herself be as silent as she could, though still sobbing as her head hung low.
Rarity: What has she done wrong to warrant this?
Fallen: Exist.
Rarity: What!? Fallen, I- even with all the terrible things you’ve ever said, I cannot BELIEVE you would say such a thing!
Fallen: I’m not kidding, though. That’s literally why they’re doing it.
twow: This is the power of the reason, full stop.
Derpy: What....
twow: (grips Derpy in a hug)
“Oh shut up, haven’t you caused enough trouble? Not to mention expense!” the hoof had come from the Mayor.
Fallen: You choose your elected officials well.
Rarity: For the record, I did not vote for her.
She wasn’t a particularly strong pony, but the emotional hurt was worse than the physical pain at this point.
Rarity: Derpy, your thoughts thus far?
Derpy: I think I’d rather be riffing Momma Fluttershy again...
twow: This is going to HURT.
The Mayor then turned her head, looking at the six ponies at the front of the small group of spectators. Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie were all lined up there, watching the events.
twow: Because the torture of their close friend is OK.
Rarity: I have seen an entire story about myself plotting the sexual violation of all my closest friends. I have no more rage for this.
twow: Did any of them die at the end?
Rarity: Tell me you’re not implying...
Fallen: Oh, he’s implying.
None of them seemed too cross with what was happening. In fact, they seemed rather okay with it. Pinkie Pie was hopping up and down, Rainbow Dash had her wings up as if it was riling her up to see,
Dash: (from TV) For the record, NOT endorsing that. EVER.
Derpy: Out of all the things that would give somepony a wingboner...
and the others were at least looking on approvingly, even if Fluttershy in particular seemed reserved, trying to pretend not to stare.
Fallen: Trying to stealthily eat her popcorn.
The Mayor nodded at them, then spoke to the crowd in general, “Citizens of Ponyville! After this last disaster that Derpy has caused, it has been decided that we cannot go on allowing her ignorance and unwillingness to think ruin our city.
Derpy: That’s not fair! I really didn’t know what went wrong!
twow: It’s okay Derpy. This is OOC Mayor.
Fallen: Whatever brain issues they think you have seem to be spreading to her. “Think ruin?”
She has caused injury to citizens, repeatedly destroyed city property, and disrupted town activities at every turn. As the hospital has refused to admit her due to her destructive nature, we have only one choice, she will be executed.”
Fallen: Really? Because I can think of no shortage of other, FAR more in-character choices.
twow: What happened to community service?
She paused for a moment, “Does anypony here disagree with the sentence?”
All: WE DO.
Those that hadn’t been paying too much attention from the crowd perked up at the word ‘execution’.
Rarity: ...except the word was “executED.”
There hadn’t been an execution in Ponyville in all its days.
twow: For a fucking REASON.
No one spoke up in Derpy’s defense however, knowing that everything the Mayor said was true. In fact, many looked on with much greater interest, many smiling.
twow: “Sweet. Somepony that doesn’t deserve to die is going to!”
Fallen: “I’ve got the camera! This is SO going on pay-per-view!”
Murmurs of agreement were heard in the crowd, “It’s about time.” “Good riddance.” “They’re finally gonna to kill that stupid fuck?” “Awesome!”
Fallen: Aw, look! They really love you!
Derpy: If you replace the “love” with “hate.”
“Not even you?” the Mayor’s eyes went to Dinky, the little unicorn in the front as well.
twow: Dinky’s there, why again?
Dinky shook her head, then looked at Derpy with hate in her eyes. She had had enough of her mother embarrassing her.
Fallen: Oh god. Someone restrain Derpy, because I KNOW she’s gonna do something drastic.
Derpy: (holding back tears) She... hates me?
twow: Guys. This is not good.
Rarity: (hugs Derpy) There, there... it’s not real...
Derpy: Do I really make you all think like that?
Fallen: Of course we don’t! But right now’s not the time to have this discussion.
Derpy’s jaw went slack, staring at her daughter as she was disowned, and her sobbing increased in volume as she couldn’t hold it back any longer.
Rarity: We’ve noticed.
Derpy: (wince) Please, it’s alright...
“Oh it’s fine Mayor,” Fluttershy spoke up, “I’ll take care of Dinky after.”
twow: At least she’ll be taken care of.
Derpy: Yes. If I’m going to die, I’d want to make sure that Dinky is alright.
Fallen: ...know what? I’ll just leave you to that mentality. Not gonna say a word.
twow: I think you’ve already said too much.
“Um actually Mayor…” Rarity spoke up, seeming unsure, “There is… something.”
Rarity: I’m going to LOATHE the next thing I say, aren’t I.
twow: Yup!
“You have an issue with the ruling?” the Mayor asked, curiously, raising an eyebrow as if the idea baffled her.
twow: Please say yes. Please say yes!
Fallen: You STILL have optimism!? I need to have a stern talk with Pinkie, I think. She’s not giving you a hard enough time.
“Oh goodness no,” Rarity chuckled, “I was just wondering… how is she going to die? It would be a shame if she got off easy.”
twow: DAMN IT.
Rarity: I hate being right at times like this.
“Yeah,” Applejack concurred, “Much damage as she’s caused? Ah wanna see some right sufferin’”
Fallen: “None of that left-wing liberal bullshit! Capital punishment all the way!”
“That’s actually a good point,” nodded Twilight Sparkle.
Derpy: No it isn’t!
“No kidding!” Rainbow Dash nodded, “You got us all riled up out here, the last thing we want is to be let down with a quick death!”
Fallen: You know, I’ve heard that burning alive slowly is the most painful way a person can die.
twow: Now I regret saying that earlier.
“Very well,” the Mayor nodded, “You’re her superior on the weather team are you not? Then I dub you official executioner for the ceremony. Have fun.” She gave a bit of a wink, then walked off the platform.
Fallen: ...like a boss?
Rarity: FALLEN! Have you no shame!?
Fallen: Do you see what we’re dealing with? What can we really gain from restraining ourselves against this piece of anus scum?
Derpy: Our pride?
Fallen: That’s it. Pinkie’s getting a verbal thrashing.
“Oh hell yeah!” Rainbow Dash was ecstatic, flying up onto the stage and landing next to Derpy with a wide grin, “Come on up guys, don’t wanna leave my best friends out of it!”
twow: It’s a gangbang. Okay. (slapped by both mares.)
The crowd gave a bit of applause as the town heroes took the stage, the other five standing on the opposite side of Derpy as she continued to sob. No one stopped her, the sound of her sobbing was like music to the ears of those that had to deal with her for so long.
twow: “Crying in the Street”
Derpy: That was the only song in the album.
Fallen: It hit 4x platinum in a week.
Even Spike managed to make it up there by leaping onto Twilight’s back at the last moment, watching with interest.
Fallen: That’s why paying shit back sucks. You always have to pay back MORE.
twow: Fucking interest.
“Oh this is gonna be so awesome!” Rainbow Dash looked at Derpy, her own wings completely erect still, “Man I don’t even know where to start!”
Derpy: By getting away from me?
twow: By letting her go?
“Well if you’re taking a while to decide, darling, I’m going to put that whiney face to work.” Rarity pranced over in from of Derpy, looking down at her.
Fallen: And cue the sloppy makeouts. (slapped by Rarity)
Rarity: You are treading on VERY thin ice, Fallen Prime.
Fallen: Can we PLEASE not do that thing where we fight for half the story again? That wasn’t fun.
twow: She called you by your full name. Oh shit.
The white unicorn smiled almost regally, just before bringing a hoof down against Derpy’s face, causing the pegasus to cease her weeping for a moment from the impact, and giving Rarity her full attention.
twow: Bitches be getting slapped. (smacked by both mares again.)
Fallen: Yes they certainly be. (high-fives both mares)
“Now listen you ugly little thing,” Rarity looked down at her, “If I enjoy this, I might vouch to have things less painful for you.”
Rarity: What would be the alternative otherwise?
Fallen: ...cupcakes?
With that, Rarity turned her body around, bringing her behind to face Derpy’s face. Raising her tail up, she slowly leaned back until her white slit was inches from Derpy’s face.
Rarity: (staring slack-jawed at the screen)
Fallen: Great. We managed to break Rarity, and it’s not even a Rarity story.
Derpy: (twitches)
twow: No. She’s broken as well.
There was a breath of quite from the crowd,
Fallen: (holding wine glass) Hmm, yes, quite.
Rarity: Are you even old enough to-
Fallen: It’s cranberry juice. Which I... don’t even drink... so why is it here?
Derpy: I brought it.
some eyes widening, wondering if she was really going to do what it looked like she’d do.
Rarity: I SHOULD HOPE NOT!
Indeed, she did. Rarity spread out her legs, pressing her hips back as Derpy felt the white unicorn’s beautiful slit press against her face.
twow: I need to go puke in my black hole gun now.
Fallen: Dude, if you brought that with you, there’s no way in hell you’re leaving with it.
twow: See, this is why I never bring my inventions over here.
She was already moist, the anticipation of the event by itself enough to wetten things. Needless to say that once she went there, there were a number of other spectators that felt their thighs wetten or their sheaths start to fill out.
Fallen: I absolutely refuse to believe that every resident of Ponyville gets aroused by watching someone rape someone else.
Derpy: Especially if this is supposed to be where I die.
Twilight let out a slight chuckle, as she could feel Spike’s reaction against her back where he sat.
Rarity: ...I never expected Derpy to elicit that response from him.
Fallen: Always thought it’d be you? (smacked by Rarity)
twow: You deserved that one.
Derpy took Rarity for her word, and actually tried her best.
Derpy: It’s not like I had a choice or anything.
She started lapping awkwardly at the slit, trying hard to focus her eyes though they just ended up pointing further apart when she did.
Fallen: I’ve seen her with straight eyes before.
twow: So have I.
Her soft tongue traced up and down the slit, her chin pressing against Rarity’s clit as she lapped deeper. Soon her tongue was parting Rarity’s pussy lips, spreading them wide and causing a moist hole to begin to drool with pleasure.
Rarity: I feel impossibly violated.
Derpy: Oh, YOU feel violated!
“We should have someone at her rear too!” Rainbow Dash suggested.
twow: Oh yes. Only good things will come of this.
“Not licking her I hope, that sounds a bit too,” Twilight thought, then walked over towards Derpy’s own posterior, moving a hoof to feel over her slit, using the rough edge of her hoof so as not to accidentally pleasure the moron,
Fallen: What, she’d enjoy it otherwise? Does SHE enjoy non-con too?
“She is pretty tight though, I don’t think she’s been had since Dinky was born.”
Derpy: That’s not true! The Doctor and I...
twow: How about we just not continue that sentence, huh?
“Yeah nopony wants to lay her,” nodded Pinkie, “She couldn’t even get any at my last orgy party!”
Pinkie: (from TV) My last WHAT!?
twow: Why can I see Pinkie hosting one of those? (shot by Pinkie’s party cannon)
“Ah gotta idea,” Applejack smirked, and waved into the crowd, “Come on up ‘ere big brother!”
Rarity: No. Please no.
Derpy: WHAT.
twow: Oh dear Luna...
With that, Big Macintosh slowly started heading up onto the stage himself, his own stallion-hood already hanging nearly fully hard beneath him.
Rarity: No, for the love of all that is sacred and moral, NO!
He didn’t have to be told what to do, slowly moving around behind the stockade.
twow: Of COURSE he didn’t have to be told. He knows what he wants!
Applejack, perhaps forgetting herself slightly due to the fun of the moment, moved over beside him, “Here we go, let me help ya get hard bro,
Fallen: God fucking...
twow: Fallen? Is what about to happen what I think is gonna happen?
Fallen: Applecest? Probably.
I know it won’t be easy wif this ugly little thing yer gonna mount, but ah know you’ll make it hurt worse than anypony at yer size.”
Derpy: I assumed that I was rather nice looking.
twow: You are. Trust me.
She then moved one hoof to stroke slowly back and forth on her brother’s meat, moving her head down and starting to run her tongue slowly up and down to help him get harder.
Fallen: Can I just be wrong for the rest of my life?
Rarity: You’re wrong in assuming that will happen, so if anything, you are on the right track.
Fallen: Wait, if I’m wrong about being wrong, then... that would mean I’m right, but I was actually WRONG, but being wrong means I was right and oh god I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Derpy: Being cross-eyed is fun!
Despite the blatant incest on stage, most eyes were still on Derpy, who was still trying her best to eat out Rarity.
Rarity: I suppose rape is more interesting than incest.
Fallen: Bet you never thought you’d say that.
Rarity: Not in a thousand lifetimes.
twow: I am sad now.
Rarity didn’t look to be enjoying it, despite her cunt being instinctively wet, goo drooling a bit down her thighs as she started to buck her hips slightly back to try to increase the pleasure.
twow: Geez Derpy. I assumed that you’d be a pro. (hit with a frying pan)
Spike had climbed up to Twilight’s head, just staring at Rarity, having a great view of her drooling hole from where he was. Twilight hmmphed as she felt Spike more or less dry humping the back of her mane in the process,
Fallen: I think the word we want is EW.
twow: Bad. The word we want is bad.
and used her magic to gently tug him off of her back and place him on the floor beside her.
Meanwhile Big Macintosh, easily rock hard with his sister’s affection,
Fallen: Because all depraved Southerners want sisterly blowjobs, right?
Rarity: I would very much like to eviscerate you. You’re lucky I’m well-versed in the art of restraint.
Fallen: Pfft.
slammed his hooves down against Derpy’s bottom, pulling himself up onto her.
Derpy: Wouldn’t he crush me?
She squealed out at the weight suddenly atop her, her back legs almost buckling, but trying to stay standing for fear that not cooperating would make things worse. Her yelp sent shivers through Rarity, making her arch her back slightly.
Rarity: If I am gaining pleasure from this... how wrong is it to want to see my own spine snap for this?
twow: Not wrong at all.
“Oh darling, hurt her again, it’s the only way to make this idiot feel decent,” Rarity winked back at Big Mac.
Rarity: Please, PLEASE tell me it’s normal to want to see my own spine snap for this.
Fallen: It... might be? Given what story this is, I’m refraining from proper comment.
twow: I kinda want to shoot myself in the face with my black hole gun. Why the FUCK didn’t I bring that?!
“Eyup.” Big Mac responded simply, lining his shaft slowly up to Derpy’s entry as his hooves bore down roughly against her shoulders right below where her head was in the brace.
Derpy: Ouch?
twow: Ouch indeed. That’s gotta be quite a bit of pressure.
The tip splurted a bit of pre, which drooled down one side of Derpy’s pussy, then Applejack moved a hoof to help line her brother up before he plunged forward into her.
Rarity: I’m going to be sick...
Fallen: Wow. Maybe you DO know something about restraint if it took you this long.
She was tight, so it took a bit of time to break in, but Applejack keeping his tip against her entrance with one hoof as her mouth moved to continually lap at his shaft to keep him hard helped.
Rarity: I’m sorry. Give me a moment, I have to send these excerpts to Applejack...
Fallen: You brought your fucking laptop again!?
twow: Wish I brought mine. I built in a virus that lets me delete anything from the internetz.
Finally there was a lewd, wet noise as he penetrated her, sinking as far as he could on the first thrust, then drawing his hips back to ram the rest of the way with the second thrust, his belly smacking against the grey mare’s behind.
Derpy: I can’t...
Rarity: My word! I’ve never seen Applejack use such colorful language before!
Fallen: Let me see- oh. Jesus. What did your mother ever do to her?
twow: Well then. Okay.
The delightful scream Derpy made caused Rarity to shiver, but as the scream wore down into sobs and Derpy found it harder to continue licking, Rarity sighed and pulled her bottom away from her with a smacking sound.
Derpy: Yeah! I’m sure it was QUITE THE SCREAM.
twow: So, who wants to switch seats?
Rarity: (hugs Derpy) It’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salright...
“Goodness you can’t even get me off when you’re screaming, what kind of a moron are you exactly?”
Rarity: It’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salright...
Fallen: This is looking pretty bad.
twow: Ya don’t fucking SAY?!
she shot at Derpy, giving her head a bit of a kick with a hind leg before moving aside. She moved to fold all four legs and sit neatly onto a cushion that she summoned to rest on while still on the stage,
Fallen: Wow. Even in the middle of getting eaten out.
“I’ll never orgasm with that stupid cunt licking me, Spike be a dear and come finish me off would you?”
twow: I gotta hand it to you Rarity. You really are generous.
Rarity: How so?
twow: You pretty much just granted Spike’s wet dream.
Rarity: I’ve decided. You will suffer the FIRST evisceration.
twow: All the things Fallen’s said and I’M first?
Rarity: I do not know you well enough to name many of your redeeming qualities. So... yes.
Fallen: Yay, friendship perks!
Rarity, Oh, don’t worry. You’re surely next.
Spike didn’t have to be told twice, running over to Rarity, and moving to gently move her tail out of the way with a big grin before he lowered his head to her still needy slit, “Yes mi’lady!”
Rarity: I take it all back. This author goes first.
Fallen: I think RARITY’S the one we need to restrain. Sweet Jesus.
twow: I’m surprised Derpy isn’t... PUT THE BLACK HOLE GUN DOWN.
Derpy: This story needs to DIE!
Fallen: Whoa whoa whoa! Why don’t you just hand that thing over here...
“Whoa!” Rainbow Dash watched the action. None of it was her doing so far, but she obviously approved, swooping down once Rarity was out of the way, mounting Derpy’s head as she continued sobbing and rubbing her cyan slit forcefully in Derpy’s face.
Dash: (from TV) I’m already regretting this.
Fallen: It took you until now to regret something you’ve sent us?
Dash: Hey, this isn’t the first time and you know it!
twow: I am GOING to get you for this Dash.
Fallen: Go after Pinkie. Rainbow’s closer to being the innocent here.
Pinkie: (from TV) Hey!
Fluttershy smiled slightly at the sight, but then looked down off the stage, “Oh Dinky, don’t stay down there. Come up here and watch your mother die sweetie, you deserve a front row seat.”
Rarity: Fluttershy is hearing about this as well...
Fallen: Are you girls seriously gonna make this a thing?
twow: Ready Derpy?
Derpy: Yup.
twow and Derpy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
“Really?” Dinky smiled excitedly, taking hold of Fluttershy’s hoof and pulling herself up onto the stage, moving excitedly over to where Derpy was locked down and getting raped from both ends.
Rarity: I... I am utterly without words. This is simply unspeakable.
twow: Oh hai understatement!
Rarity: Oh, Fluttershy replied to me... oh my. That... that is quite the wall of text.
She didn’t even know what the hell was going on at her age, but she could see it was making her mother miserable, and that’s all that mattered.
Derpy: WE’RE STOPPING.
Fallen: Oh shit.
Rarity: One sentence in, and I already regret my statement.
Derpy: Wait. What?
twow: Oh. Oh no...
Fallen: Oh, you guys have NO idea what’s coming. I’m mortified by it, but at the same time, now that I’m imagining your reactions to it, the smile won’t leave.
Derpy: Why am I in a stockade?
The stockade was clasped down, holding her tightly by neck and wrists, and locked tightly into place. She tugged immediately but to no avail, tears of confusion starting to stream down her face.
Fallen: Guys, relax! There are ways of TELLING whether she’s a witch!
twow: Part of me is just hoping that they burn her at the stake.
Rarity: That was... rather mean-spirited.
twow: Seeing the tone this story is gonna have, it would be a blessing.
“But I didn’t mean to! I just don’t know what went wrong!”
Fallen: You HAD to go there, story.
twow: It’s in every story.
she called out, only to be met with jeers from a few nearby ponies that were spectating. A hoof coming down across her face made her yelp in pain, and she made herself be as silent as she could, though still sobbing as her head hung low.
Rarity: What has she done wrong to warrant this?
Fallen: Exist.
Rarity: What!? Fallen, I- even with all the terrible things you’ve ever said, I cannot BELIEVE you would say such a thing!
Fallen: I’m not kidding, though. That’s literally why they’re doing it.
twow: This is the power of the reason, full stop.
Derpy: What....
twow: (grips Derpy in a hug)
“Oh shut up, haven’t you caused enough trouble? Not to mention expense!” the hoof had come from the Mayor.
Fallen: You choose your elected officials well.
Rarity: For the record, I did not vote for her.
She wasn’t a particularly strong pony, but the emotional hurt was worse than the physical pain at this point.
Rarity: Derpy, your thoughts thus far?
Derpy: I think I’d rather be riffing Momma Fluttershy again...
twow: This is going to HURT.
The Mayor then turned her head, looking at the six ponies at the front of the small group of spectators. Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie were all lined up there, watching the events.
twow: Because the torture of their close friend is OK.
Rarity: I have seen an entire story about myself plotting the sexual violation of all my closest friends. I have no more rage for this.
twow: Did any of them die at the end?
Rarity: Tell me you’re not implying...
Fallen: Oh, he’s implying.
None of them seemed too cross with what was happening. In fact, they seemed rather okay with it. Pinkie Pie was hopping up and down, Rainbow Dash had her wings up as if it was riling her up to see,
Dash: (from TV) For the record, NOT endorsing that. EVER.
Derpy: Out of all the things that would give somepony a wingboner...
and the others were at least looking on approvingly, even if Fluttershy in particular seemed reserved, trying to pretend not to stare.
Fallen: Trying to stealthily eat her popcorn.
The Mayor nodded at them, then spoke to the crowd in general, “Citizens of Ponyville! After this last disaster that Derpy has caused, it has been decided that we cannot go on allowing her ignorance and unwillingness to think ruin our city.
Derpy: That’s not fair! I really didn’t know what went wrong!
twow: It’s okay Derpy. This is OOC Mayor.
Fallen: Whatever brain issues they think you have seem to be spreading to her. “Think ruin?”
She has caused injury to citizens, repeatedly destroyed city property, and disrupted town activities at every turn. As the hospital has refused to admit her due to her destructive nature, we have only one choice, she will be executed.”
Fallen: Really? Because I can think of no shortage of other, FAR more in-character choices.
twow: What happened to community service?
She paused for a moment, “Does anypony here disagree with the sentence?”
All: WE DO.
Those that hadn’t been paying too much attention from the crowd perked up at the word ‘execution’.
Rarity: ...except the word was “executED.”
There hadn’t been an execution in Ponyville in all its days.
twow: For a fucking REASON.
No one spoke up in Derpy’s defense however, knowing that everything the Mayor said was true. In fact, many looked on with much greater interest, many smiling.
twow: “Sweet. Somepony that doesn’t deserve to die is going to!”
Fallen: “I’ve got the camera! This is SO going on pay-per-view!”
Murmurs of agreement were heard in the crowd, “It’s about time.” “Good riddance.” “They’re finally gonna to kill that stupid fuck?” “Awesome!”
Fallen: Aw, look! They really love you!
Derpy: If you replace the “love” with “hate.”
“Not even you?” the Mayor’s eyes went to Dinky, the little unicorn in the front as well.
twow: Dinky’s there, why again?
Dinky shook her head, then looked at Derpy with hate in her eyes. She had had enough of her mother embarrassing her.
Fallen: Oh god. Someone restrain Derpy, because I KNOW she’s gonna do something drastic.
Derpy: (holding back tears) She... hates me?
twow: Guys. This is not good.
Rarity: (hugs Derpy) There, there... it’s not real...
Derpy: Do I really make you all think like that?
Fallen: Of course we don’t! But right now’s not the time to have this discussion.
Derpy’s jaw went slack, staring at her daughter as she was disowned, and her sobbing increased in volume as she couldn’t hold it back any longer.
Rarity: We’ve noticed.
Derpy: (wince) Please, it’s alright...
“Oh it’s fine Mayor,” Fluttershy spoke up, “I’ll take care of Dinky after.”
twow: At least she’ll be taken care of.
Derpy: Yes. If I’m going to die, I’d want to make sure that Dinky is alright.
Fallen: ...know what? I’ll just leave you to that mentality. Not gonna say a word.
twow: I think you’ve already said too much.
“Um actually Mayor…” Rarity spoke up, seeming unsure, “There is… something.”
Rarity: I’m going to LOATHE the next thing I say, aren’t I.
twow: Yup!
“You have an issue with the ruling?” the Mayor asked, curiously, raising an eyebrow as if the idea baffled her.
twow: Please say yes. Please say yes!
Fallen: You STILL have optimism!? I need to have a stern talk with Pinkie, I think. She’s not giving you a hard enough time.
“Oh goodness no,” Rarity chuckled, “I was just wondering… how is she going to die? It would be a shame if she got off easy.”
twow: DAMN IT.
Rarity: I hate being right at times like this.
“Yeah,” Applejack concurred, “Much damage as she’s caused? Ah wanna see some right sufferin’”
Fallen: “None of that left-wing liberal bullshit! Capital punishment all the way!”
“That’s actually a good point,” nodded Twilight Sparkle.
Derpy: No it isn’t!
“No kidding!” Rainbow Dash nodded, “You got us all riled up out here, the last thing we want is to be let down with a quick death!”
Fallen: You know, I’ve heard that burning alive slowly is the most painful way a person can die.
twow: Now I regret saying that earlier.
“Very well,” the Mayor nodded, “You’re her superior on the weather team are you not? Then I dub you official executioner for the ceremony. Have fun.” She gave a bit of a wink, then walked off the platform.
Fallen: ...like a boss?
Rarity: FALLEN! Have you no shame!?
Fallen: Do you see what we’re dealing with? What can we really gain from restraining ourselves against this piece of anus scum?
Derpy: Our pride?
Fallen: That’s it. Pinkie’s getting a verbal thrashing.
“Oh hell yeah!” Rainbow Dash was ecstatic, flying up onto the stage and landing next to Derpy with a wide grin, “Come on up guys, don’t wanna leave my best friends out of it!”
twow: It’s a gangbang. Okay. (slapped by both mares.)
The crowd gave a bit of applause as the town heroes took the stage, the other five standing on the opposite side of Derpy as she continued to sob. No one stopped her, the sound of her sobbing was like music to the ears of those that had to deal with her for so long.
twow: “Crying in the Street”
Derpy: That was the only song in the album.
Fallen: It hit 4x platinum in a week.
Even Spike managed to make it up there by leaping onto Twilight’s back at the last moment, watching with interest.
Fallen: That’s why paying shit back sucks. You always have to pay back MORE.
twow: Fucking interest.
“Oh this is gonna be so awesome!” Rainbow Dash looked at Derpy, her own wings completely erect still, “Man I don’t even know where to start!”
Derpy: By getting away from me?
twow: By letting her go?
“Well if you’re taking a while to decide, darling, I’m going to put that whiney face to work.” Rarity pranced over in from of Derpy, looking down at her.
Fallen: And cue the sloppy makeouts. (slapped by Rarity)
Rarity: You are treading on VERY thin ice, Fallen Prime.
Fallen: Can we PLEASE not do that thing where we fight for half the story again? That wasn’t fun.
twow: She called you by your full name. Oh shit.
The white unicorn smiled almost regally, just before bringing a hoof down against Derpy’s face, causing the pegasus to cease her weeping for a moment from the impact, and giving Rarity her full attention.
twow: Bitches be getting slapped. (smacked by both mares again.)
Fallen: Yes they certainly be. (high-fives both mares)
“Now listen you ugly little thing,” Rarity looked down at her, “If I enjoy this, I might vouch to have things less painful for you.”
Rarity: What would be the alternative otherwise?
Fallen: ...cupcakes?
With that, Rarity turned her body around, bringing her behind to face Derpy’s face. Raising her tail up, she slowly leaned back until her white slit was inches from Derpy’s face.
Rarity: (staring slack-jawed at the screen)
Fallen: Great. We managed to break Rarity, and it’s not even a Rarity story.
Derpy: (twitches)
twow: No. She’s broken as well.
There was a breath of quite from the crowd,
Fallen: (holding wine glass) Hmm, yes, quite.
Rarity: Are you even old enough to-
Fallen: It’s cranberry juice. Which I... don’t even drink... so why is it here?
Derpy: I brought it.
some eyes widening, wondering if she was really going to do what it looked like she’d do.
Rarity: I SHOULD HOPE NOT!
Indeed, she did. Rarity spread out her legs, pressing her hips back as Derpy felt the white unicorn’s beautiful slit press against her face.
twow: I need to go puke in my black hole gun now.
Fallen: Dude, if you brought that with you, there’s no way in hell you’re leaving with it.
twow: See, this is why I never bring my inventions over here.
She was already moist, the anticipation of the event by itself enough to wetten things. Needless to say that once she went there, there were a number of other spectators that felt their thighs wetten or their sheaths start to fill out.
Fallen: I absolutely refuse to believe that every resident of Ponyville gets aroused by watching someone rape someone else.
Derpy: Especially if this is supposed to be where I die.
Twilight let out a slight chuckle, as she could feel Spike’s reaction against her back where he sat.
Rarity: ...I never expected Derpy to elicit that response from him.
Fallen: Always thought it’d be you? (smacked by Rarity)
twow: You deserved that one.
Derpy took Rarity for her word, and actually tried her best.
Derpy: It’s not like I had a choice or anything.
She started lapping awkwardly at the slit, trying hard to focus her eyes though they just ended up pointing further apart when she did.
Fallen: I’ve seen her with straight eyes before.
twow: So have I.
Her soft tongue traced up and down the slit, her chin pressing against Rarity’s clit as she lapped deeper. Soon her tongue was parting Rarity’s pussy lips, spreading them wide and causing a moist hole to begin to drool with pleasure.
Rarity: I feel impossibly violated.
Derpy: Oh, YOU feel violated!
“We should have someone at her rear too!” Rainbow Dash suggested.
twow: Oh yes. Only good things will come of this.
“Not licking her I hope, that sounds a bit too,” Twilight thought, then walked over towards Derpy’s own posterior, moving a hoof to feel over her slit, using the rough edge of her hoof so as not to accidentally pleasure the moron,
Fallen: What, she’d enjoy it otherwise? Does SHE enjoy non-con too?
“She is pretty tight though, I don’t think she’s been had since Dinky was born.”
Derpy: That’s not true! The Doctor and I...
twow: How about we just not continue that sentence, huh?
“Yeah nopony wants to lay her,” nodded Pinkie, “She couldn’t even get any at my last orgy party!”
Pinkie: (from TV) My last WHAT!?
twow: Why can I see Pinkie hosting one of those? (shot by Pinkie’s party cannon)
“Ah gotta idea,” Applejack smirked, and waved into the crowd, “Come on up ‘ere big brother!”
Rarity: No. Please no.
Derpy: WHAT.
twow: Oh dear Luna...
With that, Big Macintosh slowly started heading up onto the stage himself, his own stallion-hood already hanging nearly fully hard beneath him.
Rarity: No, for the love of all that is sacred and moral, NO!
He didn’t have to be told what to do, slowly moving around behind the stockade.
twow: Of COURSE he didn’t have to be told. He knows what he wants!
Applejack, perhaps forgetting herself slightly due to the fun of the moment, moved over beside him, “Here we go, let me help ya get hard bro,
Fallen: God fucking...
twow: Fallen? Is what about to happen what I think is gonna happen?
Fallen: Applecest? Probably.
I know it won’t be easy wif this ugly little thing yer gonna mount, but ah know you’ll make it hurt worse than anypony at yer size.”
Derpy: I assumed that I was rather nice looking.
twow: You are. Trust me.
She then moved one hoof to stroke slowly back and forth on her brother’s meat, moving her head down and starting to run her tongue slowly up and down to help him get harder.
Fallen: Can I just be wrong for the rest of my life?
Rarity: You’re wrong in assuming that will happen, so if anything, you are on the right track.
Fallen: Wait, if I’m wrong about being wrong, then... that would mean I’m right, but I was actually WRONG, but being wrong means I was right and oh god I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Derpy: Being cross-eyed is fun!
Despite the blatant incest on stage, most eyes were still on Derpy, who was still trying her best to eat out Rarity.
Rarity: I suppose rape is more interesting than incest.
Fallen: Bet you never thought you’d say that.
Rarity: Not in a thousand lifetimes.
twow: I am sad now.
Rarity didn’t look to be enjoying it, despite her cunt being instinctively wet, goo drooling a bit down her thighs as she started to buck her hips slightly back to try to increase the pleasure.
twow: Geez Derpy. I assumed that you’d be a pro. (hit with a frying pan)
Spike had climbed up to Twilight’s head, just staring at Rarity, having a great view of her drooling hole from where he was. Twilight hmmphed as she felt Spike more or less dry humping the back of her mane in the process,
Fallen: I think the word we want is EW.
twow: Bad. The word we want is bad.
and used her magic to gently tug him off of her back and place him on the floor beside her.
Meanwhile Big Macintosh, easily rock hard with his sister’s affection,
Fallen: Because all depraved Southerners want sisterly blowjobs, right?
Rarity: I would very much like to eviscerate you. You’re lucky I’m well-versed in the art of restraint.
Fallen: Pfft.
slammed his hooves down against Derpy’s bottom, pulling himself up onto her.
Derpy: Wouldn’t he crush me?
She squealed out at the weight suddenly atop her, her back legs almost buckling, but trying to stay standing for fear that not cooperating would make things worse. Her yelp sent shivers through Rarity, making her arch her back slightly.
Rarity: If I am gaining pleasure from this... how wrong is it to want to see my own spine snap for this?
twow: Not wrong at all.
“Oh darling, hurt her again, it’s the only way to make this idiot feel decent,” Rarity winked back at Big Mac.
Rarity: Please, PLEASE tell me it’s normal to want to see my own spine snap for this.
Fallen: It... might be? Given what story this is, I’m refraining from proper comment.
twow: I kinda want to shoot myself in the face with my black hole gun. Why the FUCK didn’t I bring that?!
“Eyup.” Big Mac responded simply, lining his shaft slowly up to Derpy’s entry as his hooves bore down roughly against her shoulders right below where her head was in the brace.
Derpy: Ouch?
twow: Ouch indeed. That’s gotta be quite a bit of pressure.
The tip splurted a bit of pre, which drooled down one side of Derpy’s pussy, then Applejack moved a hoof to help line her brother up before he plunged forward into her.
Rarity: I’m going to be sick...
Fallen: Wow. Maybe you DO know something about restraint if it took you this long.
She was tight, so it took a bit of time to break in, but Applejack keeping his tip against her entrance with one hoof as her mouth moved to continually lap at his shaft to keep him hard helped.
Rarity: I’m sorry. Give me a moment, I have to send these excerpts to Applejack...
Fallen: You brought your fucking laptop again!?
twow: Wish I brought mine. I built in a virus that lets me delete anything from the internetz.
Finally there was a lewd, wet noise as he penetrated her, sinking as far as he could on the first thrust, then drawing his hips back to ram the rest of the way with the second thrust, his belly smacking against the grey mare’s behind.
Derpy: I can’t...
Rarity: My word! I’ve never seen Applejack use such colorful language before!
Fallen: Let me see- oh. Jesus. What did your mother ever do to her?
twow: Well then. Okay.
The delightful scream Derpy made caused Rarity to shiver, but as the scream wore down into sobs and Derpy found it harder to continue licking, Rarity sighed and pulled her bottom away from her with a smacking sound.
Derpy: Yeah! I’m sure it was QUITE THE SCREAM.
twow: So, who wants to switch seats?
Rarity: (hugs Derpy) It’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salright...
“Goodness you can’t even get me off when you’re screaming, what kind of a moron are you exactly?”
Rarity: It’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salrightit’sjustastoryit’salright...
Fallen: This is looking pretty bad.
twow: Ya don’t fucking SAY?!
she shot at Derpy, giving her head a bit of a kick with a hind leg before moving aside. She moved to fold all four legs and sit neatly onto a cushion that she summoned to rest on while still on the stage,
Fallen: Wow. Even in the middle of getting eaten out.
“I’ll never orgasm with that stupid cunt licking me, Spike be a dear and come finish me off would you?”
twow: I gotta hand it to you Rarity. You really are generous.
Rarity: How so?
twow: You pretty much just granted Spike’s wet dream.
Rarity: I’ve decided. You will suffer the FIRST evisceration.
twow: All the things Fallen’s said and I’M first?
Rarity: I do not know you well enough to name many of your redeeming qualities. So... yes.
Fallen: Yay, friendship perks!
Rarity, Oh, don’t worry. You’re surely next.
Spike didn’t have to be told twice, running over to Rarity, and moving to gently move her tail out of the way with a big grin before he lowered his head to her still needy slit, “Yes mi’lady!”
Rarity: I take it all back. This author goes first.
Fallen: I think RARITY’S the one we need to restrain. Sweet Jesus.
twow: I’m surprised Derpy isn’t... PUT THE BLACK HOLE GUN DOWN.
Derpy: This story needs to DIE!
Fallen: Whoa whoa whoa! Why don’t you just hand that thing over here...
“Whoa!” Rainbow Dash watched the action. None of it was her doing so far, but she obviously approved, swooping down once Rarity was out of the way, mounting Derpy’s head as she continued sobbing and rubbing her cyan slit forcefully in Derpy’s face.
Dash: (from TV) I’m already regretting this.
Fallen: It took you until now to regret something you’ve sent us?
Dash: Hey, this isn’t the first time and you know it!
twow: I am GOING to get you for this Dash.
Fallen: Go after Pinkie. Rainbow’s closer to being the innocent here.
Pinkie: (from TV) Hey!
Fluttershy smiled slightly at the sight, but then looked down off the stage, “Oh Dinky, don’t stay down there. Come up here and watch your mother die sweetie, you deserve a front row seat.”
Rarity: Fluttershy is hearing about this as well...
Fallen: Are you girls seriously gonna make this a thing?
twow: Ready Derpy?
Derpy: Yup.
twow and Derpy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
“Really?” Dinky smiled excitedly, taking hold of Fluttershy’s hoof and pulling herself up onto the stage, moving excitedly over to where Derpy was locked down and getting raped from both ends.
Rarity: I... I am utterly without words. This is simply unspeakable.
twow: Oh hai understatement!
Rarity: Oh, Fluttershy replied to me... oh my. That... that is quite the wall of text.
She didn’t even know what the hell was going on at her age, but she could see it was making her mother miserable, and that’s all that mattered.
Derpy: WE’RE STOPPING.
Fallen: Oh shit.
Fallen: Someone’s not happy.
Rarity: Fallen, she has every right.
Derpy: Really now?! I thought that I was just overjoyed!
twow: This was a horrible idea.
Fallen: Pinkie can be full of them.
Pinkie: (from TV) Oh, come on! I thought I was your bestest best pony friend!
Fallen: That doesn’t mean you don’t have a number of screws loose.
twow: No, I have a personal question. Pinkie, do you read these before you send them?
Pinkie: Most of the time, yeah. I kinda stopped doing that whenever I was involved, though, after... well...
Fallen: Right, the mrhappyface story with Pound and Pumpkin Cake.
twow: Did you read THIS one?
Pinkie: I did. Why?
Dash: (from TV) Pinkie...? Something tells me that was the wrong answer.
twow: Then allow me to ask. WHAT THE FUCK WENT THROUGH YOUR MIND TO MAKE DERPY READ THIS?!
Pinkie: Well... I just thought... I mean, if “Momma Flut-”
Fallen: No. Don’t even finish that sentence.
Derpy: Pinkie, I don’t understand why you made Fluttershy read that, and I don’t understand why you made me read this.
Pinkie: But... I thought you LIKED riffing! It’s all in good fun, right?
Rarity: Ponies have limits, Pinkie Pie. You just acknowledged your own a moment ago.
Pinkie: I didn’t know this was hers! How could I?
twow: Pinkie, it’s her fucking CHILD.
Pinkie: Well, I had no idea how much of a trigger that was for her!
Derpy: Do you remember when you watched Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake, Pinkie?
Pinkie: Of course I do!
Derpy: What do you think Mrs. Cake would have done if one of them had been hurt?
Pinkie: If it was my fault? She’d KILL me!
Derpy: And why do you think that is?
Pinkie: Because she’s their m-...
twow: There ya go!
Fallen: So you’re gonna stop the story?
Pinkie: Not at this point. I’ve never really told anyone this, but... I have this thing set so that once it locks you up, you have to riff at least one chapter of one story to get out.
Fallen: You are DIABOLICAL.
twow: And now that she’s said that, she’s going to fix that as SOON as we’re done.
Pinkie: I think I might have to. Derpy... for what it’s worth, I’m sorry.
Rarity: You ought to be. I love you to death, but you do go too far at times.
twow: I’m confiscating that gun Derpy.
Derpy: You live in MY basement. I can always find something else you’ve made. Remember that towel that explodes into jelly beans?
twow: Oh yeah. That almost killed me.
Fallen: That’s it. Every time you make something that could even REMOTELY be described as a weapon, you’re giving a copy to me.
twow: You don’t supply me with guns. Why should I do that?
Fallen: Because I do have guns. I can get very murdery with them.
twow: Let’s make a deal then. You supply me with guns to experiment on, and I’ll give you some stuff. Deal?
Fallen: On the one condition that you can’t mess with anything I don’t have more than one of.
twow: Alright. Who knows, maybe I can create a copy of it.
Derpy: I will probably never say this again, but can we get this over with now?
Pinkie: Sure. I really am sorry about the story, though, Derpy. And it’s... (sigh) it’s gonna get worse.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Rarity: Fallen, she has every right.
Derpy: Really now?! I thought that I was just overjoyed!
twow: This was a horrible idea.
Fallen: Pinkie can be full of them.
Pinkie: (from TV) Oh, come on! I thought I was your bestest best pony friend!
Fallen: That doesn’t mean you don’t have a number of screws loose.
twow: No, I have a personal question. Pinkie, do you read these before you send them?
Pinkie: Most of the time, yeah. I kinda stopped doing that whenever I was involved, though, after... well...
Fallen: Right, the mrhappyface story with Pound and Pumpkin Cake.
twow: Did you read THIS one?
Pinkie: I did. Why?
Dash: (from TV) Pinkie...? Something tells me that was the wrong answer.
twow: Then allow me to ask. WHAT THE FUCK WENT THROUGH YOUR MIND TO MAKE DERPY READ THIS?!
Pinkie: Well... I just thought... I mean, if “Momma Flut-”
Fallen: No. Don’t even finish that sentence.
Derpy: Pinkie, I don’t understand why you made Fluttershy read that, and I don’t understand why you made me read this.
Pinkie: But... I thought you LIKED riffing! It’s all in good fun, right?
Rarity: Ponies have limits, Pinkie Pie. You just acknowledged your own a moment ago.
Pinkie: I didn’t know this was hers! How could I?
twow: Pinkie, it’s her fucking CHILD.
Pinkie: Well, I had no idea how much of a trigger that was for her!
Derpy: Do you remember when you watched Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake, Pinkie?
Pinkie: Of course I do!
Derpy: What do you think Mrs. Cake would have done if one of them had been hurt?
Pinkie: If it was my fault? She’d KILL me!
Derpy: And why do you think that is?
Pinkie: Because she’s their m-...
twow: There ya go!
Fallen: So you’re gonna stop the story?
Pinkie: Not at this point. I’ve never really told anyone this, but... I have this thing set so that once it locks you up, you have to riff at least one chapter of one story to get out.
Fallen: You are DIABOLICAL.
twow: And now that she’s said that, she’s going to fix that as SOON as we’re done.
Pinkie: I think I might have to. Derpy... for what it’s worth, I’m sorry.
Rarity: You ought to be. I love you to death, but you do go too far at times.
twow: I’m confiscating that gun Derpy.
Derpy: You live in MY basement. I can always find something else you’ve made. Remember that towel that explodes into jelly beans?
twow: Oh yeah. That almost killed me.
Fallen: That’s it. Every time you make something that could even REMOTELY be described as a weapon, you’re giving a copy to me.
twow: You don’t supply me with guns. Why should I do that?
Fallen: Because I do have guns. I can get very murdery with them.
twow: Let’s make a deal then. You supply me with guns to experiment on, and I’ll give you some stuff. Deal?
Fallen: On the one condition that you can’t mess with anything I don’t have more than one of.
twow: Alright. Who knows, maybe I can create a copy of it.
Derpy: I will probably never say this again, but can we get this over with now?
Pinkie: Sure. I really am sorry about the story, though, Derpy. And it’s... (sigh) it’s gonna get worse.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Big Mac wasn’t going easy on her, his heavy hips slamming forward, making the stockade creak with the pressure he put on it.
twow: If he breaks it, maybe she can be free?
He gave her no time to adjust, his throbbing hard horse cock pushing deep, tip ramming against her cervix as her pussy spasmed in agony around him.
Rarity: ...I am withholding all comment on the feeling.
Derpy: Doing the same.
Taking a stallion his size after so long without sent shockwaves
Fallen: If this turns into a Transformers crossover, there may still be hope yet.
twow: Fallen. No there won’t.
of agony through her body, making her wail with each stroke inward.
“Oh she’s bleeding Big Mac, good job!”
Rarity: ...the tearing of the hymen is painful enough, but I cannot IMAGINE...
Twilight moved over a bit to get a better view, watching the red fluid drool from Derpy’s fuck-hole and down her thighs, as well as down Big Mac’s balls.
Derpy: What did he DO?!
Fallen: Stuck his dick in you. Duh.
Derpy: (brains Fallen with the butt of the pistol)
“Eeeyup…” Big Mac barely got the word out, drooling heavily. Finally his cock broke through even her cervix, entering her womb directly
Rarity: Because physics and biology are merely polite suggestions.
twow: Oh hai “Momma Fluttershy” flashbacks!
as his belly smacked repeatedly against her bottom, his swinging balls wetly slapping at her bloody belly with each stroke of his brutal rape.
Rarity: “Brutal” is right! This is obscene!
Fallen: REALLY now. What was the tipping point THERE?
Derpy: Tipping point was when the story began.
Rainbow Dash clung to the wooden clamp with her front hooves, her hind hooves wrapped slightly against Derpy as she rubbed her pussy into the other pegasus’ sobbing face,
Fallen: Still watching this, Rainbow?
Dash: (from TV) Desperately trying not to.
twow: You suffer with us.
using her tears for lube, at least until her own pussy was sobbing wet itself from the turn on of seeing the troublemaker suffering so.
Derpy: I’m suffering here and there.
Fallen: You made me think of Dr. Seuss. That’s the LAST thing I want my mind linking to this.
“Yeah that’s right,” Rainbow Dash grinned, rubbing herself harder, feeling her thighs start to spasm slightly in sheer pleasure, “Here’s one fuck-up that we won’t have to worry about any more, make my job so much easier with a brainless retard like you out of the way.”
Dash: (from TV) Nononononononono! Derpy, I SWEAR I never thought of you like that!
Derpy: It’s okay Rainbow Dash. You weren’t mean to me after I broke Town Hall.
Rainbow Dash wasn’t a hard lay compared to Rarity, and just the experience of causing Derpy pain was enough to get her off. The hair trigger of a pegasus got off hard, her juices splattering over Derpy’s face,
Dash: (from TV) That’s it, I’m leaving. I don’t even care. (walks offscreen)
Pinkie: (from TV) Dashie, don’t leave! Dashie, don’t-
(A door slams offscreen)
Pinkie: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Fallen: Just let her go.
twow: Holy shit... We’re in trouble.
getting into her eyes and burning them. Rainbow Dash rubbed her pussy against her eyes, even moving her hooves down to force the eyes open so she could rub her orgasming cunt directly against each one in turn.
Pinkie: (from TV) PLEASE?
Dash: (offscreen) No, I’m DONE! I’M DONE, YOU HEAR ME!? I can’t be part of this if- know what? No, I’m not explaining myself to you. I’m just OUT. (door slams again)
Derpy: Kinda wishing I had that option.
twow: (fiddling with the mini-TARDIS) Just give me a bit...
Rarity: How are NONE OF YOU concerned about what just happened!?
Dinky’s eyes were wide as she watched this, Fluttershy standing next to her, her body shivering slightly in excitement, though she couldn’t tell why.
Fallen: Aww, Dinky’s first arousal! (kicked in the balls by Derpy)
Derpy: DO YOU WANT YOUR EXISTENCE TO END?!
Fluttershy smiled slightly, moving a hoof to stroke the filly’s back gently before slipping beneath her tail. The child’s rump raised up in instinctual obedience as Fluttershy began softly rubbing against the little slit between her thighs.
twow and Derpy: WHAT THE HELL?!
Rarity: ...I’m alerting Fluttershy to this again.
“Momma is hurtin bad!” Dinky spoke to Fluttershy, but didn’t take her eyes off Derpy as her little tail raised and she started rubbing against the hoof for no reason that she understood, “She’s gonna die!”
Rarity: ...Fallen, come see what she wrote.
Fallen: Whoa. Is “cuntfuckery” even a WORD?
“That’s right dear, go ahead and enjoy,” Fluttershy spoke in a motherly manner, “This is a special moment that will only happen once.”
twow: Guys. Derpy’s pointing the gun right at the screen.
Fallen: Who told you to stop restraining her!?
twow: She’s strong! Remember how she dropped that piano?! (wraps Derpy in a hug.)
The crowd was right into things at this point, cheers and shouts of encouragement raining up towards the stage: “Yeah rape that slut!” “Fucking retard doesn’t know how good she’s got it!” “Can’t wait to be rid of that stupid fuck!”
Rarity: (hugs Derpy) Please please PLEASE don’t listen to them...
Derpy: It hurts.
As it appeared that the town’s ordinances against lewd behavior had been lifted in celebration of the retard’s execution, many of the spectators were outright clopping at the sight, mares sitting with both hoofs rubbing frantically at their wet pussies, stallions with their cocks standing tall as they stroked themselves.
twow: The entire town is masturbating...to Derpy being raped. Ok, ya know I’m glad. No, I’m glad the author wrote that. I mean, IT’S NOT LIKE-
A few couples had begun to engage each other as well. Lyra and Bon Bon were in a 69 position on a park bench, muzzled buried in each other’s crotch, turned at an angle where they could both look to the side to see the action on the stage.
Rarity: After what she told us during the marathon, I cannot picture Lyra with another mare.
Caramel was enjoying a random mount from another stallion that he’d never met before.
twow: Probably Thunderlane.
Lotus and Aloe actually had a line of mares and studs forming for their company, though it looked like the professional whores were charging for their expert services from the bowl of bits that was next to them.
Rarity: Aloe and Lotus are lovely, morally upstanding ladies who have done NOTHING deserving of this slander!
And of course on stage, there was Spike and Rarity. Spike had moved upwards, now holding Rarity’s beautiful plot while he sank his throbbing dragon shaft repeatedly into her, keeping it slow to enjoy the moment.
Fallen: And that would make you...
Rarity: I WILL END YOU.
She was enjoying it, looking relaxed as her hips rotated slightly in time with his and she enjoyed a cup of tea in front of her.
twow: She’s... drinking tea as Spike fucks her.
Derpy: What’s that you say... like a boss?
twow: I’ve taught you well.
The Mayor was more or less just watching, very proud of how things had been set up, but also looking a bit worried. That was, at least until she heard a gust of wind as Celestia landed next to her.
Rarity: Finally, somepony with a sense of decency!
“Oh your Majesty, I was worried when you were late,” the Mayor bowed.
Fallen: “Sorry, Mayor, there were other corrupt politicians I had to execute before I got to you.”
“Oh I apologize, so much to do today but I didn’t want to miss it,” the Princess’s eyes scanned the area, a smile gracing her face, “Nice to see everypony enjoying the event; I was hoping that you wouldn’t settle for a painless execution.”
twow: Hey, Rarity? You can take that sentence back now.
Derpy: THE PRINCESS ALSO?!
Rarity: I despise this story and all it stands for.
“Oh thank goodness, I was afraid you might disapprove you know, making somepony suffer.” The Mayor smiled.
Fallen: “LUNA, though, I know she’d be all for this!”
twow: Fallen, you're wrong. She’s like Freddy Krueger.
Fallen: Exactly! You don’t think Freddy likes toying with his prey?
“Oh not to worry,” Celestia assured, “Derpy is so brain-damaged that I wouldn’t even call her sentient. A pony as obscenely retarded as her deserves an agonizing end, especially after costing society so much.
Rarity: ...I feel the need to ask Twilight for Princess Celestia’s Skype contact information.
Fallen: Will you put that thing away!?
Rarity: If it can give me the slightest modicum of distraction from the story, it is a valuable asset.
Anyway, I’ll enjoy things and stay out of the way until I’m needed, I like to see my subjects enjoying themselves so much.”
Derpy: “I just LOVE when my subjects murder each other for no reason!”
Fallen: Is Derpy not her subject?
Back on stage, Big Mac was finally blowing his load, arching his back and moaning out with a deep voice as his throbbing cock rocketed his thick seed inside of Derpy’s unwilling tunnel, filling her up and then overflowing,
Fallen: I wouldn’t be surprised if Applejack was lapping up the excess.
Derpy: FALLEN!
leaving streaks of thick white fluid in the blood that was now puddling slightly on the stage. He heaved again, then slowly started pulling himself off of her.
“Oh me next! Me next! I wanna fuck her too!” Pinkie Pie squealed excitedly.
Rarity: PINKIE PIE...
twow: Uh.
“Oh Pinkie,” Twilight rolled her eyes, “You don’t have the equipme- hmmm actually… this will give me a great opportunity to try a new spell.
Derpy: What’s gonna happen? I really don’t wanna know, but what’s gonna happen?
The unicorn concentrated, her horn glowing, and Pinkie felt the energy shift over to her as her body changed, her pussy feeling as if it was turning itself suddenly inside out before it reshaped into a thick sheath between her legs, a thick shaft almost immediately spilling from it.
Fallen: It’s either a futa or genderswap spell.
Even her head reshaped to look more like a colts.
Fallen: Yeah, genderswap. Which her duel with Trixie PROVED she couldn’t do.
twow: It was kinda both.
The transformation actually looked excruciating, but once Pinkie realized what it was, she grinned widely. Totally worth it.
Rarity: Yes, having your gender forcibly altered is ABSOLUTELY worth the intense agony of the physical alteration.
Derpy: I think that they care less as long as I suffer.
“Oh hell yeah! Me too!” Rainbow Dash waved a hoof in the air, her grin widening. Twilight obliged, and Rainbow Dash landed so she could brace herself for the change. Surely enough, soon there was a beautiful cock and balls hanging between the rainbow pegasus’s legs. She panted, “Oh hell… yes..”
twow: Oh god NO.
Fallen: I can only imagine what Rainbow’s doing over there.
Pinkie: (from TV) No, she... she actually left...
twow: Damn it Rainbow! Wait... I could bring her back with my mini-TARDIS.
Derpy: Why can’t we get OUT?!
twow: Pinkie. Don’t ask.
Pinkie: Just... (mane starts to deflate) just let her stay out of it...
“Are you not going to join as well, my faithful student?” Celestia moved up to the side of the stage, drawing Twilight’s attention.
Derpy: This side of the princess. I don’t like it.
“Oh goodness Princess,” Twiligh gave a short bow and blushed, “I’m sorry, but I honestly don’t even want to come into physical contact with that dimwit. I feel like even touching her would somehow turn me into an imbecile like her.”
Fallen: You were rubbing her earlier, and it wasn’t an issue then.
twow: She wasn’t thinking straight.
Rarity: Are you implying that she is NOW?
twow: Maybe?
“I know what you mean, but I really think you should enjoy yourself at least while you watch.” Celestia winked, then motioned with a single front hoof for Twilight to come over as she stepped up onto the stage.
Fallen: This is probably making a lot of Twi’s wet dreams come true.
Rarity: FALLEN!
twow: Actually Fallen, this is probably making a lot of Celestia’s wet dreams come true.
Rarity: TWOW!
Twilight obeyed obviously, and didn’t even have to be told what to do, moving over to stand beneath the much taller Princess, her head beneath Celestia’s where she stood, raising her bottom to rub slightly at Celestia’s belly in obvious consent.
Fallen: Okay, compromise. BOTH their wet dreams.
twow: I could deal with that.
(Both humans are smacked by both mares)
No pony had seen them like this in public before, but it seemed like a place to let go, and their affair wasn’t exactly a secret anyway.
Fallen: Luna had even taken to leaking some of their sex tapes.
Celestia’s horn glowed, reshaping her own body even more easily, and her thick shaft flopped down onto Twilight’s behind before she drew her hips back and gently penetrated her student.
Derpy: Ew.
twow: I second that.
Celestia leaned over, kissing Twilight gently, and their hips began to move against each other as they watched.
Rarity: You are already engaged in coitus. Why do you feel to need to observe others’ transgressions?
twow: Have you heard of the reason, Rarity?
Rarity: I have.
twow: It applies here.
Meanwhile at the main attraction, Pinkie had already mounted up behind Derpy, so excited that she nearly fell off several times.
twow: Geez, Pinkie. It’s not THAT exciting.
She finally sank her throbbing pink stallionhood into the torn pussy, the staff immediately lubricated as blood drooled down it, giving it a shiny, glistening coat of red paint. She chrred
Rarity: She... what?
Derpy: She chrred. I’ve done that before.
twow: Do I WANT to even know?
at the warm feeling of blood, giggled, then rammed the shaft forward. Derpy’s body jerked in agony as the wound was stabbed once again.
Fallen: Did she strap a knife to the end of her dick? The sad thing is that it STILL wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard about a woman with a knife in her vagina...
Derpy: The more I hear about your world, the happier I am that twow lives in mine.
On the other end, the grinning Rainbow Dash pulled Derpy’s head painfully forward, mounting up again and ramming her shaft forward. One hoof was used to pry Derpy’s muzzle open, lodging there to make sure she couldn’t bite,
Fallen: Sucks to be you, because her bark is worse.
twow: Well...
then she pushed the shaft directly into her mouth, not even stopping when she reached her throat. Soon the retard was gagging hard on the cock, barely able to breath as Rainbow Dash started to thrust, moaning as she did so.
twow: (pushing buttons on his watch) That’s it. Rainbow was in here from the start. SHE’S FINISHING THIS.
Pinkie: (from TV) I said NO, twow!
twow: (tapping a final button) Too late!
(A whooshing sound and a thud is heard from the TV)
Dash: (from TV) What? How did- PINKIE!? Did you do this!?
Pinkie: No, I swear I didn’t! twow did!
Dash: What part of “I’m done” did he not understand? Screw all of you, I QUIT!
twow: No, you sit your ass down and listen to me. You and Pinkie have put us all through some weird shit in the past. And we’ve been the ones riffing though it. Hell, you aren’t even the main focus in this story and YOU quit?! Bullshit, Dash. Sit down, suck up your pride, and stop acting like a damn foal!
Dash: Look next to you. Look at Derpy. That face? That’s too much. I did NOT sign up for crap like that. If Pinkie’s gonna do that to you guys, I. WANT. OUT.
Derpy: Both of you stop it! Look, we’re here and no. I don’t like this story. But it kinda helps knowing that you’re there Rainbow.
Dash: Grrrrrr... FINE. I’ll stay for you, Derpy. But if ONE MORE THING sets me off like that again, DO NOT BRING ME BACK.
twow: I make no promises.
Dash: If you DON’T make that promise, I’m walkin’ right back out. I’m being dead serious right now.
Derpy: twow...
twow: Fucking FINE. Jesus...
Big Mac, retiring and resting nearby, was treated to a nice cleaning by his sister, lovingly lapping the blood and seed from his shaft as he relaxed and sat on his haunches.
twow: That CAN’T taste good.
Applejack enjoyed the feel of the still throbbing organ against her tongue as she watched the continuing torture of Derpy out of the corner of her eye.
Pinkie wasn’t long before she realized the wound she was fucking was loose, and pulled out of it with some discontent.
Fallen: What, you actually expected a gash to have the same elasticity?
twow: After BIG FUCKING MAC had a go at it?
After a moment, she grinned and laughed once again, instead pulling her shaft tip up to press it against Derpy’s asshole.
Derpy: Agh! Not my butt!
She probably wouldn’t have gotten inside if Derpy’s blood hadn’t made such good lube, but soon enough the cock popped inside and Pinkie rolled her eyes back at the squeeze of an unwilling tailhole around her newly minted shaft.
Rarity: ...peppermint or spearmint?
Fallen: WHOA, Rarity.
twow: Damn.
Rainbow Dash enjoyed the choking screams of the pony beneath her, ramming hard into her throat, panting as she leaned over to give Pinkie a deep kiss over their mutual rape victim. Her hips tensed up, the pegasus as much a hair trigger as ever as her cock rammed directly into Derpy’s throat and spewed a load of thick seed into her.
twow: Is it bad that I wonder how big it was?
All but twow: YES.
Derpy gagged pitifully, rainbow colored seed drooling out the edge of her mouth as she tried to keep her wits about her. She probably would have gagged to death had Rainbow not been such a quickie, which would have been a mercy.
Derpy: Oh great. There’s more. Yay. I wanted more.
The crowd continued in their present mood, cheers still being thrown upwards, “Yeah go for it!” “When do we get to see her die?”
Fallen: Oh, that’s coming up in a bit. Still gonna be a little while, and there’s still more story after she does, but we’re getting there.
Derpy: FUCK.
twow: Alright then.
The others on the stage seemed to be fine with their present situations as they watched Pinkie and Rainbow giving Derpy a final rape before the main event. Fluttershy was clopping, rubbing firmly into her own pussy with one hoof and into Dinky’s from behind with her other.
Rarity: ...I rather enjoyed Rainbow Dash’s idea.
Fallen: The difference was that she had the OPTION to leave, not that twow was willing to let her take it.
twow: I already explained my reasoning.
Applejack had rolled over onto her back, and was now being fucked by her brother in a blatant show of delicious incest as they both watched the show. Celestia and Twilight, as well as Rarity and Spike, were each enjoying one another’s company, dragging out their lovemaking for more of the show.
twow: It’s a fucking execution! Not a goddamn theater show!
Rarity: I have never had so many ponies swear at me through Skype at once...
Fallen: PUT AWAY THE GODDAMN LAPTOP.
twow: Who the fuck are you SENDING this to?!
Rarity: My other friends. They’re just as displeased with it as we are.
As Rainbow Dash pulled back and gave a sigh of pleasure at being spent, Derpy began to sob once again, looking at the ground as tears mixed with blood and rainbow cum in the puddle there.
twow: (hysterical laughter) Her cum was rainbow! (smacked by Dash)
Each ram from Pinkie into her now bleeding ass made her yelp again, her mournful wails earning several more cheers and jeers from the crowd.
Derpy: How... HOW...
Rainbow Dash chuckled as she watched Pinkie still going for it, the pink pony’s eyes rolled back as she clenched around the idiot’s hips and raped hard into her behind.
Fallen: How do you rape into something? Hard or otherwise?
twow: With effort?
Her glee was distracted by a feel against her semi-hard cock, blinking then looking underneath her to realize that Scootaloo had climbed up on stage and was now licking her shaft clean as well.
Dash: (from TV) ...fuck this. (leaves, door slams)
twow: Damn it Rainbow! (reaches for watch)
Derpy: No. Let her go.
twow: But...
Derpy: Just... let her go... please.
Pinkie: (from TV) She’s never walked out on me before... let alone this many times...
Rainbow Dash chuckled, ruffling Scootaloo’s mane with a hoof, then grinning as she noticed Sweetie Belle and Applebloom nearby as well. Applebloom was staring rather wide eyed at her two siblings fucking, and Sweetie Belle was just giggling at all the sights in general.
Fallen: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I can’t.
twow: She’s... foals... rape... Fuck. No.
Derpy: twow...?
twow: I’m okay...
“Hay guys, how’d you like to try for a cutie mark?” Rainbow Dash smirked, playing at what she knew would get their interest.
Derpy: WHAT.
“Really?” Applebloom blurted out.
“For real?” Sweetie Belle’s voice cracked.
“Anything!” Scootaloo’s’ voice was muffled, her lips wrapped around Rainbow’s cock tip, but was also enthused.
Rarity: ...I’m so ashamed of myself.
Fallen: What? Why?
Rarity: For the briefest moment, I wanted her to CHOKE on it.
twow: O_O
“Rainbow Dash pointed to some nearby planks that had been left over from the building of the stage, “Pinata time!”
All: THIS ISN’T A PARTY!
Once Scootaloo was finished cleaning her idol’s throbbing shaft, the three went for the splintery looking boards, “Cutie Mark Crusader Executioners! Yay!”
Derpy: The cutie marks alone would frighten me.
As luck would have it, Pinkie was just now squealing as she blew a load of disturbingly pink seed into Derpy’s ass.
Fallen: Pink because of whose it is, or pink from mixing with blood?
Rarity: I would have rathered not imagining either.
twow: Probably the former.
She rammed hard several more times, obviously having gone deeper than she should have as Derpy’s ass was bleeding almost more than her pussy.
Derpy: How far did she GO?!
twow: (winces)
Pinkie sighs happily, pulling herself off and then spitting disdainfully on Derpy’s behind before moving aside.
Rainbow Dash chuckled, then moved over. In perhaps a surprising move, she initially opened up the clasps and released Derpy from the holding device.
Fallen: This is what we who frequent TV Tropes like to call a Hope Spot. One fleeting moment that looks like everything is over and will turn out okay...
Of course, Derpy was too weak to move, and simply collapsed against the ground in a puddle of various fluids as she sobbed. Rainbow Dash dragged her stupid little ass towards the front of the stage, dropping her there.
Fallen: ...only to have it snatched away in a heartbeat.
twow: Wouldn’t the adrenaline of being free give her the energy to fly away?
“Come on you dumb fuck!” Rainbow then turned to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, “Go for it you guys!”
They were on it in a heartbeat.
Rarity: I would rather not see the word “beat” right now.
Derpy: Oh... oh...
Derpy yelped as the first strike came, hitting her on the flank, then other slammed into her head, a third taking out one of her front legs and causing her to fall against the stage. The beating continued, the fillies truly treating her like a piñata, pummeling her hard with their sticks as they all giggled happily.
twow: No. Fuck you Fallen. Fuck you Pinkie. And fuck this story. I’m DONE. (taps watch and disappears)
Fallen: ...we can still see you.
twow: Pinkie Pie, if you enjoy existing, you will LET MY WATCH WORK.
Pinkie: (from TV) I’m not doing anything! Either your watch only works once, or this thing’s set to keep you from using it on yourself by default!
twow: Derpy, give me my gun.
Derpy: Why?
twow: Because I’m going to shoot myself in the face with it.
Soon Derpy was covered in bruises, the beating so severe that her coat was coming off in patches in some areas. Both wings were broken, hanging at odd angles, one looking as if it might fall off at any time.
Derpy: (crying) Well, guess I can’t fly away now...
twow: (hugs Derpy)
Her face was swollen, eyes nearly shut and puss drooling from them.
Fallen: That had BETTER mean pus, because the alternate image of vaginas coming out of her eyes scares me to no end.
Each strike still earned a delicious yelp, though soon she was too weak to even move, simply collapsed on the floor. She very nearly did burst, wounds in her side looking torn.
Having finished in Twilight, Celestia walked up to the action, smiling gently at the children in approval. She then leaned her head down, smiling,“Let me help you dears.”
Rarity: Something tells me Derpy will not last much longer if Princess Celestia is involving herself.
twow: That horn is scaring me.
The Princess aimed her horn at Derpy’s torn and bleeding rape-hole, ramming it into her. The sharp horn passed through her cervix, then outright punctured the back of her womb.
Fallen: ...all I can say is ouch.
It seemed that Celestia was quite good at this, and even managed to puncture Derpy’s stomach by using her magic to hold the organ steady. Soon the shivering pegasus had turned to convulsing as she was fully impaled. The bloody tip of Celestia’s horn, extended by magic, soon exited Derpy’s mouth.
Fallen: All the way? All the way. All the way. All the way through. ALL the way. ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
All but Fallen: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pegasus gagged again, somehow still alive after this. Twilight smiled from where she was resting, using her own magic to sharpen the sticks that the cute little fillies were using. Dinky even joined in the fun, taking another sharp stick for herself, grinning as she ran up to her.
Rarity: This... is not good.
Fallen: And at what point did you decide to draw that conclusion?
As Derpy stared into her eyes, Dinky slammed the stick into her face. Even though Derpy was already in severe agony, that strike her the worst of anything that had happened to her, loaded with her own daughter’s disgust of her.
Derpy: No! Dinky!
twow: (hugs Derpy tighter.)
Soon the beating was back in full force, or the stabbing at this point rather. Dinky gouged out her mother’s eyes as the three others took to stabbing into her sides, blood pouring out through the wounds and covering the fillies in a mess of gore. Derpy let out a last wail, somehow managing to get air out of her lunge one last time, then went silent.
Derpy: Is is over?! Can I finally rest in peace now?!
Celestia’s horn glowed, doing her part as well. Derpy felt a sudden emptiness just as she was feeling the embrace of death, then somehow was forced to cling onto life more. Celestia absorbed the energy of her soul, draining her life force until it was too weak to even leave her body.
Fallen: How’s THAT for an answer?
Derpy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Even then the excitement didn’t stop, the fillies beating the dead horse, stabbing, gouging, enjoying every second. Derpy’s guts spilled out onto the stage as her belly gave way, and only then did the fillies slow down.
Rarity: ...and there’s the shame in myself again.
Fallen: What now?
Rarity: My mind went to “Cupcakes.”
twow: At least it didn’t go to “Muffins.”
Rarity: Well, it did NOW...
Dinky actually moved beneath her, allowing the gore to spill over her.
twow: Bathtime’s gonna be a BITCH. (punted by Derpy)
“Yay!” Dinky cheered, “She’s dead! Mommy’s dead! I won’t ever have to listen to her stupid stories again!”
Derpy: STOP!!!
Fallen: Oh shit. Again?
twow: If he breaks it, maybe she can be free?
He gave her no time to adjust, his throbbing hard horse cock pushing deep, tip ramming against her cervix as her pussy spasmed in agony around him.
Rarity: ...I am withholding all comment on the feeling.
Derpy: Doing the same.
Taking a stallion his size after so long without sent shockwaves
Fallen: If this turns into a Transformers crossover, there may still be hope yet.
twow: Fallen. No there won’t.
of agony through her body, making her wail with each stroke inward.
“Oh she’s bleeding Big Mac, good job!”
Rarity: ...the tearing of the hymen is painful enough, but I cannot IMAGINE...
Twilight moved over a bit to get a better view, watching the red fluid drool from Derpy’s fuck-hole and down her thighs, as well as down Big Mac’s balls.
Derpy: What did he DO?!
Fallen: Stuck his dick in you. Duh.
Derpy: (brains Fallen with the butt of the pistol)
“Eeeyup…” Big Mac barely got the word out, drooling heavily. Finally his cock broke through even her cervix, entering her womb directly
Rarity: Because physics and biology are merely polite suggestions.
twow: Oh hai “Momma Fluttershy” flashbacks!
as his belly smacked repeatedly against her bottom, his swinging balls wetly slapping at her bloody belly with each stroke of his brutal rape.
Rarity: “Brutal” is right! This is obscene!
Fallen: REALLY now. What was the tipping point THERE?
Derpy: Tipping point was when the story began.
Rainbow Dash clung to the wooden clamp with her front hooves, her hind hooves wrapped slightly against Derpy as she rubbed her pussy into the other pegasus’ sobbing face,
Fallen: Still watching this, Rainbow?
Dash: (from TV) Desperately trying not to.
twow: You suffer with us.
using her tears for lube, at least until her own pussy was sobbing wet itself from the turn on of seeing the troublemaker suffering so.
Derpy: I’m suffering here and there.
Fallen: You made me think of Dr. Seuss. That’s the LAST thing I want my mind linking to this.
“Yeah that’s right,” Rainbow Dash grinned, rubbing herself harder, feeling her thighs start to spasm slightly in sheer pleasure, “Here’s one fuck-up that we won’t have to worry about any more, make my job so much easier with a brainless retard like you out of the way.”
Dash: (from TV) Nononononononono! Derpy, I SWEAR I never thought of you like that!
Derpy: It’s okay Rainbow Dash. You weren’t mean to me after I broke Town Hall.
Rainbow Dash wasn’t a hard lay compared to Rarity, and just the experience of causing Derpy pain was enough to get her off. The hair trigger of a pegasus got off hard, her juices splattering over Derpy’s face,
Dash: (from TV) That’s it, I’m leaving. I don’t even care. (walks offscreen)
Pinkie: (from TV) Dashie, don’t leave! Dashie, don’t-
(A door slams offscreen)
Pinkie: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Fallen: Just let her go.
twow: Holy shit... We’re in trouble.
getting into her eyes and burning them. Rainbow Dash rubbed her pussy against her eyes, even moving her hooves down to force the eyes open so she could rub her orgasming cunt directly against each one in turn.
Pinkie: (from TV) PLEASE?
Dash: (offscreen) No, I’m DONE! I’M DONE, YOU HEAR ME!? I can’t be part of this if- know what? No, I’m not explaining myself to you. I’m just OUT. (door slams again)
Derpy: Kinda wishing I had that option.
twow: (fiddling with the mini-TARDIS) Just give me a bit...
Rarity: How are NONE OF YOU concerned about what just happened!?
Dinky’s eyes were wide as she watched this, Fluttershy standing next to her, her body shivering slightly in excitement, though she couldn’t tell why.
Fallen: Aww, Dinky’s first arousal! (kicked in the balls by Derpy)
Derpy: DO YOU WANT YOUR EXISTENCE TO END?!
Fluttershy smiled slightly, moving a hoof to stroke the filly’s back gently before slipping beneath her tail. The child’s rump raised up in instinctual obedience as Fluttershy began softly rubbing against the little slit between her thighs.
twow and Derpy: WHAT THE HELL?!
Rarity: ...I’m alerting Fluttershy to this again.
“Momma is hurtin bad!” Dinky spoke to Fluttershy, but didn’t take her eyes off Derpy as her little tail raised and she started rubbing against the hoof for no reason that she understood, “She’s gonna die!”
Rarity: ...Fallen, come see what she wrote.
Fallen: Whoa. Is “cuntfuckery” even a WORD?
“That’s right dear, go ahead and enjoy,” Fluttershy spoke in a motherly manner, “This is a special moment that will only happen once.”
twow: Guys. Derpy’s pointing the gun right at the screen.
Fallen: Who told you to stop restraining her!?
twow: She’s strong! Remember how she dropped that piano?! (wraps Derpy in a hug.)
The crowd was right into things at this point, cheers and shouts of encouragement raining up towards the stage: “Yeah rape that slut!” “Fucking retard doesn’t know how good she’s got it!” “Can’t wait to be rid of that stupid fuck!”
Rarity: (hugs Derpy) Please please PLEASE don’t listen to them...
Derpy: It hurts.
As it appeared that the town’s ordinances against lewd behavior had been lifted in celebration of the retard’s execution, many of the spectators were outright clopping at the sight, mares sitting with both hoofs rubbing frantically at their wet pussies, stallions with their cocks standing tall as they stroked themselves.
twow: The entire town is masturbating...to Derpy being raped. Ok, ya know I’m glad. No, I’m glad the author wrote that. I mean, IT’S NOT LIKE-
A few couples had begun to engage each other as well. Lyra and Bon Bon were in a 69 position on a park bench, muzzled buried in each other’s crotch, turned at an angle where they could both look to the side to see the action on the stage.
Rarity: After what she told us during the marathon, I cannot picture Lyra with another mare.
Caramel was enjoying a random mount from another stallion that he’d never met before.
twow: Probably Thunderlane.
Lotus and Aloe actually had a line of mares and studs forming for their company, though it looked like the professional whores were charging for their expert services from the bowl of bits that was next to them.
Rarity: Aloe and Lotus are lovely, morally upstanding ladies who have done NOTHING deserving of this slander!
And of course on stage, there was Spike and Rarity. Spike had moved upwards, now holding Rarity’s beautiful plot while he sank his throbbing dragon shaft repeatedly into her, keeping it slow to enjoy the moment.
Fallen: And that would make you...
Rarity: I WILL END YOU.
She was enjoying it, looking relaxed as her hips rotated slightly in time with his and she enjoyed a cup of tea in front of her.
twow: She’s... drinking tea as Spike fucks her.
Derpy: What’s that you say... like a boss?
twow: I’ve taught you well.
The Mayor was more or less just watching, very proud of how things had been set up, but also looking a bit worried. That was, at least until she heard a gust of wind as Celestia landed next to her.
Rarity: Finally, somepony with a sense of decency!
“Oh your Majesty, I was worried when you were late,” the Mayor bowed.
Fallen: “Sorry, Mayor, there were other corrupt politicians I had to execute before I got to you.”
“Oh I apologize, so much to do today but I didn’t want to miss it,” the Princess’s eyes scanned the area, a smile gracing her face, “Nice to see everypony enjoying the event; I was hoping that you wouldn’t settle for a painless execution.”
twow: Hey, Rarity? You can take that sentence back now.
Derpy: THE PRINCESS ALSO?!
Rarity: I despise this story and all it stands for.
“Oh thank goodness, I was afraid you might disapprove you know, making somepony suffer.” The Mayor smiled.
Fallen: “LUNA, though, I know she’d be all for this!”
twow: Fallen, you're wrong. She’s like Freddy Krueger.
Fallen: Exactly! You don’t think Freddy likes toying with his prey?
“Oh not to worry,” Celestia assured, “Derpy is so brain-damaged that I wouldn’t even call her sentient. A pony as obscenely retarded as her deserves an agonizing end, especially after costing society so much.
Rarity: ...I feel the need to ask Twilight for Princess Celestia’s Skype contact information.
Fallen: Will you put that thing away!?
Rarity: If it can give me the slightest modicum of distraction from the story, it is a valuable asset.
Anyway, I’ll enjoy things and stay out of the way until I’m needed, I like to see my subjects enjoying themselves so much.”
Derpy: “I just LOVE when my subjects murder each other for no reason!”
Fallen: Is Derpy not her subject?
Back on stage, Big Mac was finally blowing his load, arching his back and moaning out with a deep voice as his throbbing cock rocketed his thick seed inside of Derpy’s unwilling tunnel, filling her up and then overflowing,
Fallen: I wouldn’t be surprised if Applejack was lapping up the excess.
Derpy: FALLEN!
leaving streaks of thick white fluid in the blood that was now puddling slightly on the stage. He heaved again, then slowly started pulling himself off of her.
“Oh me next! Me next! I wanna fuck her too!” Pinkie Pie squealed excitedly.
Rarity: PINKIE PIE...
twow: Uh.
“Oh Pinkie,” Twilight rolled her eyes, “You don’t have the equipme- hmmm actually… this will give me a great opportunity to try a new spell.
Derpy: What’s gonna happen? I really don’t wanna know, but what’s gonna happen?
The unicorn concentrated, her horn glowing, and Pinkie felt the energy shift over to her as her body changed, her pussy feeling as if it was turning itself suddenly inside out before it reshaped into a thick sheath between her legs, a thick shaft almost immediately spilling from it.
Fallen: It’s either a futa or genderswap spell.
Even her head reshaped to look more like a colts.
Fallen: Yeah, genderswap. Which her duel with Trixie PROVED she couldn’t do.
twow: It was kinda both.
The transformation actually looked excruciating, but once Pinkie realized what it was, she grinned widely. Totally worth it.
Rarity: Yes, having your gender forcibly altered is ABSOLUTELY worth the intense agony of the physical alteration.
Derpy: I think that they care less as long as I suffer.
“Oh hell yeah! Me too!” Rainbow Dash waved a hoof in the air, her grin widening. Twilight obliged, and Rainbow Dash landed so she could brace herself for the change. Surely enough, soon there was a beautiful cock and balls hanging between the rainbow pegasus’s legs. She panted, “Oh hell… yes..”
twow: Oh god NO.
Fallen: I can only imagine what Rainbow’s doing over there.
Pinkie: (from TV) No, she... she actually left...
twow: Damn it Rainbow! Wait... I could bring her back with my mini-TARDIS.
Derpy: Why can’t we get OUT?!
twow: Pinkie. Don’t ask.
Pinkie: Just... (mane starts to deflate) just let her stay out of it...
“Are you not going to join as well, my faithful student?” Celestia moved up to the side of the stage, drawing Twilight’s attention.
Derpy: This side of the princess. I don’t like it.
“Oh goodness Princess,” Twiligh gave a short bow and blushed, “I’m sorry, but I honestly don’t even want to come into physical contact with that dimwit. I feel like even touching her would somehow turn me into an imbecile like her.”
Fallen: You were rubbing her earlier, and it wasn’t an issue then.
twow: She wasn’t thinking straight.
Rarity: Are you implying that she is NOW?
twow: Maybe?
“I know what you mean, but I really think you should enjoy yourself at least while you watch.” Celestia winked, then motioned with a single front hoof for Twilight to come over as she stepped up onto the stage.
Fallen: This is probably making a lot of Twi’s wet dreams come true.
Rarity: FALLEN!
twow: Actually Fallen, this is probably making a lot of Celestia’s wet dreams come true.
Rarity: TWOW!
Twilight obeyed obviously, and didn’t even have to be told what to do, moving over to stand beneath the much taller Princess, her head beneath Celestia’s where she stood, raising her bottom to rub slightly at Celestia’s belly in obvious consent.
Fallen: Okay, compromise. BOTH their wet dreams.
twow: I could deal with that.
(Both humans are smacked by both mares)
No pony had seen them like this in public before, but it seemed like a place to let go, and their affair wasn’t exactly a secret anyway.
Fallen: Luna had even taken to leaking some of their sex tapes.
Celestia’s horn glowed, reshaping her own body even more easily, and her thick shaft flopped down onto Twilight’s behind before she drew her hips back and gently penetrated her student.
Derpy: Ew.
twow: I second that.
Celestia leaned over, kissing Twilight gently, and their hips began to move against each other as they watched.
Rarity: You are already engaged in coitus. Why do you feel to need to observe others’ transgressions?
twow: Have you heard of the reason, Rarity?
Rarity: I have.
twow: It applies here.
Meanwhile at the main attraction, Pinkie had already mounted up behind Derpy, so excited that she nearly fell off several times.
twow: Geez, Pinkie. It’s not THAT exciting.
She finally sank her throbbing pink stallionhood into the torn pussy, the staff immediately lubricated as blood drooled down it, giving it a shiny, glistening coat of red paint. She chrred
Rarity: She... what?
Derpy: She chrred. I’ve done that before.
twow: Do I WANT to even know?
at the warm feeling of blood, giggled, then rammed the shaft forward. Derpy’s body jerked in agony as the wound was stabbed once again.
Fallen: Did she strap a knife to the end of her dick? The sad thing is that it STILL wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard about a woman with a knife in her vagina...
Derpy: The more I hear about your world, the happier I am that twow lives in mine.
On the other end, the grinning Rainbow Dash pulled Derpy’s head painfully forward, mounting up again and ramming her shaft forward. One hoof was used to pry Derpy’s muzzle open, lodging there to make sure she couldn’t bite,
Fallen: Sucks to be you, because her bark is worse.
twow: Well...
then she pushed the shaft directly into her mouth, not even stopping when she reached her throat. Soon the retard was gagging hard on the cock, barely able to breath as Rainbow Dash started to thrust, moaning as she did so.
twow: (pushing buttons on his watch) That’s it. Rainbow was in here from the start. SHE’S FINISHING THIS.
Pinkie: (from TV) I said NO, twow!
twow: (tapping a final button) Too late!
(A whooshing sound and a thud is heard from the TV)
Dash: (from TV) What? How did- PINKIE!? Did you do this!?
Pinkie: No, I swear I didn’t! twow did!
Dash: What part of “I’m done” did he not understand? Screw all of you, I QUIT!
twow: No, you sit your ass down and listen to me. You and Pinkie have put us all through some weird shit in the past. And we’ve been the ones riffing though it. Hell, you aren’t even the main focus in this story and YOU quit?! Bullshit, Dash. Sit down, suck up your pride, and stop acting like a damn foal!
Dash: Look next to you. Look at Derpy. That face? That’s too much. I did NOT sign up for crap like that. If Pinkie’s gonna do that to you guys, I. WANT. OUT.
Derpy: Both of you stop it! Look, we’re here and no. I don’t like this story. But it kinda helps knowing that you’re there Rainbow.
Dash: Grrrrrr... FINE. I’ll stay for you, Derpy. But if ONE MORE THING sets me off like that again, DO NOT BRING ME BACK.
twow: I make no promises.
Dash: If you DON’T make that promise, I’m walkin’ right back out. I’m being dead serious right now.
Derpy: twow...
twow: Fucking FINE. Jesus...
Big Mac, retiring and resting nearby, was treated to a nice cleaning by his sister, lovingly lapping the blood and seed from his shaft as he relaxed and sat on his haunches.
twow: That CAN’T taste good.
Applejack enjoyed the feel of the still throbbing organ against her tongue as she watched the continuing torture of Derpy out of the corner of her eye.
Pinkie wasn’t long before she realized the wound she was fucking was loose, and pulled out of it with some discontent.
Fallen: What, you actually expected a gash to have the same elasticity?
twow: After BIG FUCKING MAC had a go at it?
After a moment, she grinned and laughed once again, instead pulling her shaft tip up to press it against Derpy’s asshole.
Derpy: Agh! Not my butt!
She probably wouldn’t have gotten inside if Derpy’s blood hadn’t made such good lube, but soon enough the cock popped inside and Pinkie rolled her eyes back at the squeeze of an unwilling tailhole around her newly minted shaft.
Rarity: ...peppermint or spearmint?
Fallen: WHOA, Rarity.
twow: Damn.
Rainbow Dash enjoyed the choking screams of the pony beneath her, ramming hard into her throat, panting as she leaned over to give Pinkie a deep kiss over their mutual rape victim. Her hips tensed up, the pegasus as much a hair trigger as ever as her cock rammed directly into Derpy’s throat and spewed a load of thick seed into her.
twow: Is it bad that I wonder how big it was?
All but twow: YES.
Derpy gagged pitifully, rainbow colored seed drooling out the edge of her mouth as she tried to keep her wits about her. She probably would have gagged to death had Rainbow not been such a quickie, which would have been a mercy.
Derpy: Oh great. There’s more. Yay. I wanted more.
The crowd continued in their present mood, cheers still being thrown upwards, “Yeah go for it!” “When do we get to see her die?”
Fallen: Oh, that’s coming up in a bit. Still gonna be a little while, and there’s still more story after she does, but we’re getting there.
Derpy: FUCK.
twow: Alright then.
The others on the stage seemed to be fine with their present situations as they watched Pinkie and Rainbow giving Derpy a final rape before the main event. Fluttershy was clopping, rubbing firmly into her own pussy with one hoof and into Dinky’s from behind with her other.
Rarity: ...I rather enjoyed Rainbow Dash’s idea.
Fallen: The difference was that she had the OPTION to leave, not that twow was willing to let her take it.
twow: I already explained my reasoning.
Applejack had rolled over onto her back, and was now being fucked by her brother in a blatant show of delicious incest as they both watched the show. Celestia and Twilight, as well as Rarity and Spike, were each enjoying one another’s company, dragging out their lovemaking for more of the show.
twow: It’s a fucking execution! Not a goddamn theater show!
Rarity: I have never had so many ponies swear at me through Skype at once...
Fallen: PUT AWAY THE GODDAMN LAPTOP.
twow: Who the fuck are you SENDING this to?!
Rarity: My other friends. They’re just as displeased with it as we are.
As Rainbow Dash pulled back and gave a sigh of pleasure at being spent, Derpy began to sob once again, looking at the ground as tears mixed with blood and rainbow cum in the puddle there.
twow: (hysterical laughter) Her cum was rainbow! (smacked by Dash)
Each ram from Pinkie into her now bleeding ass made her yelp again, her mournful wails earning several more cheers and jeers from the crowd.
Derpy: How... HOW...
Rainbow Dash chuckled as she watched Pinkie still going for it, the pink pony’s eyes rolled back as she clenched around the idiot’s hips and raped hard into her behind.
Fallen: How do you rape into something? Hard or otherwise?
twow: With effort?
Her glee was distracted by a feel against her semi-hard cock, blinking then looking underneath her to realize that Scootaloo had climbed up on stage and was now licking her shaft clean as well.
Dash: (from TV) ...fuck this. (leaves, door slams)
twow: Damn it Rainbow! (reaches for watch)
Derpy: No. Let her go.
twow: But...
Derpy: Just... let her go... please.
Pinkie: (from TV) She’s never walked out on me before... let alone this many times...
Rainbow Dash chuckled, ruffling Scootaloo’s mane with a hoof, then grinning as she noticed Sweetie Belle and Applebloom nearby as well. Applebloom was staring rather wide eyed at her two siblings fucking, and Sweetie Belle was just giggling at all the sights in general.
Fallen: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I can’t.
twow: She’s... foals... rape... Fuck. No.
Derpy: twow...?
twow: I’m okay...
“Hay guys, how’d you like to try for a cutie mark?” Rainbow Dash smirked, playing at what she knew would get their interest.
Derpy: WHAT.
“Really?” Applebloom blurted out.
“For real?” Sweetie Belle’s voice cracked.
“Anything!” Scootaloo’s’ voice was muffled, her lips wrapped around Rainbow’s cock tip, but was also enthused.
Rarity: ...I’m so ashamed of myself.
Fallen: What? Why?
Rarity: For the briefest moment, I wanted her to CHOKE on it.
twow: O_O
“Rainbow Dash pointed to some nearby planks that had been left over from the building of the stage, “Pinata time!”
All: THIS ISN’T A PARTY!
Once Scootaloo was finished cleaning her idol’s throbbing shaft, the three went for the splintery looking boards, “Cutie Mark Crusader Executioners! Yay!”
Derpy: The cutie marks alone would frighten me.
As luck would have it, Pinkie was just now squealing as she blew a load of disturbingly pink seed into Derpy’s ass.
Fallen: Pink because of whose it is, or pink from mixing with blood?
Rarity: I would have rathered not imagining either.
twow: Probably the former.
She rammed hard several more times, obviously having gone deeper than she should have as Derpy’s ass was bleeding almost more than her pussy.
Derpy: How far did she GO?!
twow: (winces)
Pinkie sighs happily, pulling herself off and then spitting disdainfully on Derpy’s behind before moving aside.
Rainbow Dash chuckled, then moved over. In perhaps a surprising move, she initially opened up the clasps and released Derpy from the holding device.
Fallen: This is what we who frequent TV Tropes like to call a Hope Spot. One fleeting moment that looks like everything is over and will turn out okay...
Of course, Derpy was too weak to move, and simply collapsed against the ground in a puddle of various fluids as she sobbed. Rainbow Dash dragged her stupid little ass towards the front of the stage, dropping her there.
Fallen: ...only to have it snatched away in a heartbeat.
twow: Wouldn’t the adrenaline of being free give her the energy to fly away?
“Come on you dumb fuck!” Rainbow then turned to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, “Go for it you guys!”
They were on it in a heartbeat.
Rarity: I would rather not see the word “beat” right now.
Derpy: Oh... oh...
Derpy yelped as the first strike came, hitting her on the flank, then other slammed into her head, a third taking out one of her front legs and causing her to fall against the stage. The beating continued, the fillies truly treating her like a piñata, pummeling her hard with their sticks as they all giggled happily.
twow: No. Fuck you Fallen. Fuck you Pinkie. And fuck this story. I’m DONE. (taps watch and disappears)
Fallen: ...we can still see you.
twow: Pinkie Pie, if you enjoy existing, you will LET MY WATCH WORK.
Pinkie: (from TV) I’m not doing anything! Either your watch only works once, or this thing’s set to keep you from using it on yourself by default!
twow: Derpy, give me my gun.
Derpy: Why?
twow: Because I’m going to shoot myself in the face with it.
Soon Derpy was covered in bruises, the beating so severe that her coat was coming off in patches in some areas. Both wings were broken, hanging at odd angles, one looking as if it might fall off at any time.
Derpy: (crying) Well, guess I can’t fly away now...
twow: (hugs Derpy)
Her face was swollen, eyes nearly shut and puss drooling from them.
Fallen: That had BETTER mean pus, because the alternate image of vaginas coming out of her eyes scares me to no end.
Each strike still earned a delicious yelp, though soon she was too weak to even move, simply collapsed on the floor. She very nearly did burst, wounds in her side looking torn.
Having finished in Twilight, Celestia walked up to the action, smiling gently at the children in approval. She then leaned her head down, smiling,“Let me help you dears.”
Rarity: Something tells me Derpy will not last much longer if Princess Celestia is involving herself.
twow: That horn is scaring me.
The Princess aimed her horn at Derpy’s torn and bleeding rape-hole, ramming it into her. The sharp horn passed through her cervix, then outright punctured the back of her womb.
Fallen: ...all I can say is ouch.
It seemed that Celestia was quite good at this, and even managed to puncture Derpy’s stomach by using her magic to hold the organ steady. Soon the shivering pegasus had turned to convulsing as she was fully impaled. The bloody tip of Celestia’s horn, extended by magic, soon exited Derpy’s mouth.
Fallen: All the way? All the way. All the way. All the way through. ALL the way. ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
All but Fallen: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pegasus gagged again, somehow still alive after this. Twilight smiled from where she was resting, using her own magic to sharpen the sticks that the cute little fillies were using. Dinky even joined in the fun, taking another sharp stick for herself, grinning as she ran up to her.
Rarity: This... is not good.
Fallen: And at what point did you decide to draw that conclusion?
As Derpy stared into her eyes, Dinky slammed the stick into her face. Even though Derpy was already in severe agony, that strike her the worst of anything that had happened to her, loaded with her own daughter’s disgust of her.
Derpy: No! Dinky!
twow: (hugs Derpy tighter.)
Soon the beating was back in full force, or the stabbing at this point rather. Dinky gouged out her mother’s eyes as the three others took to stabbing into her sides, blood pouring out through the wounds and covering the fillies in a mess of gore. Derpy let out a last wail, somehow managing to get air out of her lunge one last time, then went silent.
Derpy: Is is over?! Can I finally rest in peace now?!
Celestia’s horn glowed, doing her part as well. Derpy felt a sudden emptiness just as she was feeling the embrace of death, then somehow was forced to cling onto life more. Celestia absorbed the energy of her soul, draining her life force until it was too weak to even leave her body.
Fallen: How’s THAT for an answer?
Derpy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Even then the excitement didn’t stop, the fillies beating the dead horse, stabbing, gouging, enjoying every second. Derpy’s guts spilled out onto the stage as her belly gave way, and only then did the fillies slow down.
Rarity: ...and there’s the shame in myself again.
Fallen: What now?
Rarity: My mind went to “Cupcakes.”
twow: At least it didn’t go to “Muffins.”
Rarity: Well, it did NOW...
Dinky actually moved beneath her, allowing the gore to spill over her.
twow: Bathtime’s gonna be a BITCH. (punted by Derpy)
“Yay!” Dinky cheered, “She’s dead! Mommy’s dead! I won’t ever have to listen to her stupid stories again!”
Derpy: STOP!!!
Fallen: Oh shit. Again?
Fallen: Pinkie. What. The actual. And literal. FUCK.
twow: PINKIE PIE!
Pinkamena Diane Pie: (from TV, crying) I KNOW, okay!? You don’t think I’m torn up about this!?
Derpy: (weeping) Why Dinky?! WHY?!
Rarity: I cannot BELIEVE you. I thought subjecting me to “Rarity’s Generous Plan” was bad.
Fallen: That’s nothing compared to “Momma Fluttershy.” She was an utter MESS.
Rarity: At least she APOLOGIZED for that one!
twow: Let’s go over our subsequent breakdowns. Pinkie’s flat-maned, Derpy’s unable to speak, Dash fucking LEFT and I don’t even KNOW what I’m feeling.
Rarity: I’m just enraged that Pinkie Pie would stoop this low.
Pinkamena: You don’t have to keep reminding me! How many times am I gonna have to apologize!?
twow: The number’s somewhere over 9000.
Pinkamena: Fine! Someone keep count! I’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’m-
Fallen: Just stop. I think you’re the last person she wants to hear from right now.
Rarity: Derpy Hooves, I SWEAR to you, I will find a way to compensate for this. I could make you the most STUNNING mailmare uniform, I could force a CERTAIN SOMEPONY to offer you a free lifetime supply of muffins...
Derpy: it’s fine Rarity... I don’t care.
Rarity: ...beg pardon?
Derpy: It doesn’t matter. I just don’t care.
twow: Fuck. She’s broken. Even worse than before.
Fallen: Okay, I’ve seen rage, depression, even suicidal tendencies... but utter apathy? I... I don’t think any of us are equipped to deal with that.
(A grating noise like a starting car fills the air, and the TARDIS materializes in the armory.)
Doctor Whooves: Gah! Bloody thing was supposed to take me to Baltimare.
Pinkamena: Wh- HOW!?
twow: Nope. Not even surprised.
Derpy: (lighting up and rushing towards the Doctor) Doctor!
Doctor: Derpy? Oh, thank heavens, Dinky has been worried sick about you! Just... where exactly are we?
Fallen: Sup. Remember me?
Doctor: Ah yes, Derpy’s new human friend. I must say, I’m not liking the guns.
twow: Doctor. I have guns. You’ve seen them.
Doctor: But I wouldn’t be caught dead handling one.
twow: True...
Doctor: This isn’t another one of your little stories, is it? I remember the last time I saw this Fallen character, poor Fluttershy was completely traumatized.
Rarity: Well... this time the trauma lies with Derpy herself.
Derpy: (twitches and hugs the Doctor tighter.)
Doctor: Really? I heard what was in that last story. I don’t know what brought Derpy to this, but it can’t possibly be as bad as all that.
twow: You have no idea...
Doctor: I don’t, I’m afraid. Wouldn’t have brought it up if I did.
Rarity: Well, it just so happens that I’ve pulled it up on my personal computer...
Fallen: Rarity, don’t.
twow: I think she’s gonna.
(Rarity turns her screen for the Doctor to read.)
Doctor: Let’s see now... wait, what?
Rarity: I know.
Doctor: WHAT?
Fallen: Yeah, it’s... it’s pretty godawful.
Doctor: WHAT!?
Pinkamena: You’re not making me feel any better when you do that!
Doctor: WH- ...
twow: The rage of the Doctor. Not something I enjoy seeing.
Fallen: Oh god, he’s gone further ahead than we have. I know what happens that far ahead, and he’s gonna-
Doctor: WHAT.
Fallen: Yeah, I knew he’d be thrilled.
twow: Wonderful.
Doctor: ...Derpy, I believe you still have an obligation to complete this story. I can’t help you out of that, and it’s not gonna be pretty, but no matter what happens, I want you to promise me you’ll be strong.
Derpy: Can’t I just leave this one? Please? You brought the TARDIS.
Doctor: Believe me, you would love that. What I saw in the final parts of that story... a weaker pony would have made use of any of these guns long before. It’s one of those things where somepony would tell you you don’t want to know.
Rarity: And the issue here is...
Doctor: That she WILL want to know regardless. Even if I stuff her in the TARDIS and whisk her away right now, she’s too curious for her own good sometimes.
twow: That’s a good thing... sometimes. Hell, we wouldn’t have met if she wasn’t curious.
Doctor: It’s a blessing and a curse, and in this case, it would be the latter. It’s going to eat at her, not knowing what happens at the end, what made me so ANGRY at this thing. It’s not worth that.
Derpy: (sighs) You’re right...
Doctor: Atta girl. Now, I need to return to Dinky and just... never let her out of my sight for as long as I live. And I swear, if I EVER come across whoever wrote this...
twow: Fun fact. A brony that lives at my school MIGHT know the person that did.
Doctor: Might be worth an investigation. If I ever get around to it. But you know me; places to go, things to see, people to save... but Derpy, I mean it. Don’t let this story get to you. You’re a tough mare, and I know you can fight it out.
Derpy: I’ll-I’ll do my best.
twow: Oh wait. Doctor, do me a favor?
Doctor: Of course!
twow: (tosses black hole gun to him) It would probably be best if none of us were in possession of that.
Fallen: What, you don’t trust me?
Doctor: I’ll keep an eye on it. You kids have fun now!
(The Doctor re-enters the TARDIS, which slowly disappears.)
Pinkamena: Actually... him mentioning Dinky gave me an idea. You guys keep riffing, I’ll be back in a few.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
twow: PINKIE PIE!
Pinkamena Diane Pie: (from TV, crying) I KNOW, okay!? You don’t think I’m torn up about this!?
Derpy: (weeping) Why Dinky?! WHY?!
Rarity: I cannot BELIEVE you. I thought subjecting me to “Rarity’s Generous Plan” was bad.
Fallen: That’s nothing compared to “Momma Fluttershy.” She was an utter MESS.
Rarity: At least she APOLOGIZED for that one!
twow: Let’s go over our subsequent breakdowns. Pinkie’s flat-maned, Derpy’s unable to speak, Dash fucking LEFT and I don’t even KNOW what I’m feeling.
Rarity: I’m just enraged that Pinkie Pie would stoop this low.
Pinkamena: You don’t have to keep reminding me! How many times am I gonna have to apologize!?
twow: The number’s somewhere over 9000.
Pinkamena: Fine! Someone keep count! I’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’m-
Fallen: Just stop. I think you’re the last person she wants to hear from right now.
Rarity: Derpy Hooves, I SWEAR to you, I will find a way to compensate for this. I could make you the most STUNNING mailmare uniform, I could force a CERTAIN SOMEPONY to offer you a free lifetime supply of muffins...
Derpy: it’s fine Rarity... I don’t care.
Rarity: ...beg pardon?
Derpy: It doesn’t matter. I just don’t care.
twow: Fuck. She’s broken. Even worse than before.
Fallen: Okay, I’ve seen rage, depression, even suicidal tendencies... but utter apathy? I... I don’t think any of us are equipped to deal with that.
(A grating noise like a starting car fills the air, and the TARDIS materializes in the armory.)
Doctor Whooves: Gah! Bloody thing was supposed to take me to Baltimare.
Pinkamena: Wh- HOW!?
twow: Nope. Not even surprised.
Derpy: (lighting up and rushing towards the Doctor) Doctor!
Doctor: Derpy? Oh, thank heavens, Dinky has been worried sick about you! Just... where exactly are we?
Fallen: Sup. Remember me?
Doctor: Ah yes, Derpy’s new human friend. I must say, I’m not liking the guns.
twow: Doctor. I have guns. You’ve seen them.
Doctor: But I wouldn’t be caught dead handling one.
twow: True...
Doctor: This isn’t another one of your little stories, is it? I remember the last time I saw this Fallen character, poor Fluttershy was completely traumatized.
Rarity: Well... this time the trauma lies with Derpy herself.
Derpy: (twitches and hugs the Doctor tighter.)
Doctor: Really? I heard what was in that last story. I don’t know what brought Derpy to this, but it can’t possibly be as bad as all that.
twow: You have no idea...
Doctor: I don’t, I’m afraid. Wouldn’t have brought it up if I did.
Rarity: Well, it just so happens that I’ve pulled it up on my personal computer...
Fallen: Rarity, don’t.
twow: I think she’s gonna.
(Rarity turns her screen for the Doctor to read.)
Doctor: Let’s see now... wait, what?
Rarity: I know.
Doctor: WHAT?
Fallen: Yeah, it’s... it’s pretty godawful.
Doctor: WHAT!?
Pinkamena: You’re not making me feel any better when you do that!
Doctor: WH- ...
twow: The rage of the Doctor. Not something I enjoy seeing.
Fallen: Oh god, he’s gone further ahead than we have. I know what happens that far ahead, and he’s gonna-
Doctor: WHAT.
Fallen: Yeah, I knew he’d be thrilled.
twow: Wonderful.
Doctor: ...Derpy, I believe you still have an obligation to complete this story. I can’t help you out of that, and it’s not gonna be pretty, but no matter what happens, I want you to promise me you’ll be strong.
Derpy: Can’t I just leave this one? Please? You brought the TARDIS.
Doctor: Believe me, you would love that. What I saw in the final parts of that story... a weaker pony would have made use of any of these guns long before. It’s one of those things where somepony would tell you you don’t want to know.
Rarity: And the issue here is...
Doctor: That she WILL want to know regardless. Even if I stuff her in the TARDIS and whisk her away right now, she’s too curious for her own good sometimes.
twow: That’s a good thing... sometimes. Hell, we wouldn’t have met if she wasn’t curious.
Doctor: It’s a blessing and a curse, and in this case, it would be the latter. It’s going to eat at her, not knowing what happens at the end, what made me so ANGRY at this thing. It’s not worth that.
Derpy: (sighs) You’re right...
Doctor: Atta girl. Now, I need to return to Dinky and just... never let her out of my sight for as long as I live. And I swear, if I EVER come across whoever wrote this...
twow: Fun fact. A brony that lives at my school MIGHT know the person that did.
Doctor: Might be worth an investigation. If I ever get around to it. But you know me; places to go, things to see, people to save... but Derpy, I mean it. Don’t let this story get to you. You’re a tough mare, and I know you can fight it out.
Derpy: I’ll-I’ll do my best.
twow: Oh wait. Doctor, do me a favor?
Doctor: Of course!
twow: (tosses black hole gun to him) It would probably be best if none of us were in possession of that.
Fallen: What, you don’t trust me?
Doctor: I’ll keep an eye on it. You kids have fun now!
(The Doctor re-enters the TARDIS, which slowly disappears.)
Pinkamena: Actually... him mentioning Dinky gave me an idea. You guys keep riffing, I’ll be back in a few.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Celestia smirked, knowing that due to her spell Derpy wasn’t dead, even if she couldn’t breath or move anymore.
twow: The FIRST SENTENCE.
She was agonizingly conscious of every moment, and would feel her body slowly rot, a near eternity of agony; she would be fully conscious until her body had dissolved into dirt. Celestia would make sure she was embalmed so it would take a very long time, perhaps even repairing her body and stuffing her so she could be used as a fuck toy by guards during their breaks.
Rarity: The words “fate worse than death” come to mind.
Derpy: “I have no mouth and I must scream.”
“There we go, you did well children.” Celestia yanked her horn free, allowing Derpy to smack into the stage with a gruesome splat.
Fallen: “Let the corpse party commence!”
The crowd began to disperse slowly, celebrations occurring in various places. Rarity and Spike went home for another round, and Applejack and Big Macintosh took Applebloom home to show her a thing or two as well.
twow: I... actually don’t know what reaction to have to this.
Rarity: Disgust is a logical start.
Scootaloo followed Rainbow Dash, and Sweetie Belle tagged along with Rarity and Spike. Twilight retreated to her Library with Celestia, while Pinkie tagged along with Rainbow Dash to get in on some filly action.
Derpy: None of those pairings should be taking place.
Dinky, of course, went home with Fluttershy, though Celestia stopped them on their way out.
twow: Oh that’s gonna end WONDERFULLY.
“Now Fluttershy, Dinky is Derpy’s daughter, so… you know. Normally we kill retards before they breed,
Rarity: ...there exist no words. I will never be able to properly articulate the rage I feel. I would kill myself before I would live in a world where anything like that was not only acceptable, but COMMON PRACTICE.
Derpy: Damn it twow! Why didn’t you keep the gun!
but in this case… well you’ll take care of it right?” Celestia whispered.
“Oh don’t worry your Highness,” Fluttershy whispered back, “I’ll take care of it, I guess I just have a bit of stage fright so wanted to do it at home.
Fallen: Didn’t stop you from getting all up close and personal with her at the murder orgy.
twow: She didn’t DO anything though. At least to Derpy.
Fallen: Not to DERPY. She was with DINKY, though. And THAT’S what I was talking about.
Fluttershy took Dinky back to her own cottage, smiling happily as she went alone, and growing more excited the closer to home she was. By the time she was at her front door, even the normally innocent Fluttershy could feel her thighs drooling with fluid from her own sweet pussy.
twow: Ohgodohgodohgodohgod...
Once inside, she shut the door behind her and took Dinky over to the couch.
"Here we go, dear," Fluttershy smiled, allowed Dinky to hop onto the couch.
Fallen: “Now, Dinky, don’t jump on that couch.”
Rarity: “WHEEEE!”
Fallen: “You’re dead to me.”
"Wow that was great," Dinky was still raving about the fun of the party, "She's really dead!"
Derpy: (twitch)
"She sure is sweetie," Fluttershy rubbed her mane gently, smiling even more, "Her corpse will probably get a lot more use before the night is over, but you'll never have to see that stupid mare again."
Fallen: Derpy, the Doctor said to be strong. Eyes off the gun racks. BOTH eyes off the gun racks.
Derpy: You know Fallen, that’s a really nice shotgun...
Fallen: DON’T TOUCH THE BOOMSTICK!
"So are you my Mommy now?"
twow: “Go to your room!”
"I suppose I am, but not for long I'm afraid sweetie."
Rarity: Is that supposed to be as ominous as it comes across?
twow: This happened in “Momma Fluttershy.” What do YOU think?
Rarity: I was not HERE for “Momma Fluttershy.”
twow: Think. I hate it, Fallen hates it, Derpy hates it. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Rarity: Fallen hates everything. Except, ironically, for dreadful big-budget action films about enormous robots...
Fallen: THEY’RE GUILTY PLEASURES, SHUT UP!
twow: That’s it. Rarity, would you like a towel I made?
"Huh? Why not?" Dinky looked about, curiously, "Is someone else gonna take me in?"
twow: Yup. Heaven called.
"No, I'm really sorry," Fluttershy stated gently, moving up onto the soft couch with Dinky, slowly moving a hoof to roll the little girl over onto her back, a second hoof moving to rub slowly down her belly, then down between her young thighs and against her tiny slit.
Derpy: At this rate, I’m gonna need to get a restraining order.
Fallen: Have you ever had Fluttershy foalsit for Dinky?
Derpy: Not after twow came, and this is making so that it never happens.
Dinky arched her back, feeling her deliciously underaged pussy getting a nice rub again, spreading her legs out and relaxing, "What are you sorry for?"
Fallen: “Spread ‘em. Um... if that’s okay with you...”
Rarity: The depths of Tartarus are too good for you.
twow: Cerberus always could use a new chew toy.
"Well you see sweetie," Fluttershy sighed, seeming sad to have to tell her this, "You're still Derpy's daughter, which means you just have too much of a chance of growing up to be a retard like her.
twow: Wow. Talk about a sick case of “like mother, like daughter.”
Derpy: Dinky has straight A’s, thank you very much.
I'm going to have to put you down too. Don't worry, it won't be as painful as your Mommy's death... though... I think I'll need to make it hurt a little so I can get off good enough, if that's okay with you."
Fallen: Admit that’s worse than what I said.
Rarity: ...I’m not sure I can.
twow: Derpy, how the fuck did you sneak my icicle dagger in here?!
Derpy: My mane.
"But I... you said..." Dinky frowned, but arched her back slightly more.
"Now now sweetie, we never said we were going to let you live, it’s just not a chance we can take, I'm sorry."
Fallen: I’m pretty sure most forms of mental disability are present from birth. If she was going to turn out retarded, she already would have.
Fluttershy smiled gently, moving her hips to pin Dinky down with her hindlegs, taking a deep breath as she rubbed her still drooling slit against the child's tummy, slowly gliding it up and down to leave a wet spot there, then down to rub their two pussies together.
Derpy: This is a test of how much I love my child, isn’t it?
Fallen: I guess. Do you love her enough to want to protect her from this, or enough to be aroused by- (smacked by Derpy)
twow: Yes Fallen. Aggravate the mare that’s holding a dagger. Smart.
"No-no!" Dinky felt good, but she was also taking Fluttershy at her word, and she didn't want to die like her idiot mother.
Rarity: Derpy is much more intelligent than you give her credit for, story.
"Hmm, let’s get on the floor so it will be less comfortable for you, if you don't mind." Fluttershy didn't wait for an answer, dragging Dinky off the couch and slamming her onto the floor, landing atop her, then continuing her hip rubbing.
twow: Geez Fluttershy! Break her back, why don’t you?!
She leaned downwards, licking at the foal's nose before forcing her into a kiss, making out with her lustfully as she thrust her hips against the smaller pony. She rolled her eyes back as she felt Dinky breathing faster, "Mmm, I forgot how arousing the last breaths of a child could feel against my face, thank you for this Dinky."
Rarity: That... implies... she’s...
Fallen: Done this before?
Derpy: With WHO?!
twow: She has a point. Fluttershy said LAST breaths. Who else died?
Dinky started to tear up, soon beginning to cry, degrading quickly into a sob, which only made Fluttershy shiver in delight. Fluttershy mmmed,
Fallen: ...what.
Derpy: You don’t know how to do that? It’s easy!
"Oh sweetie you have the most beautiful voice, I could almost get off just by listening to you."
Rarity: HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH INSINUATIONS ABOUT MY PRECIOUS SISTER!
twow: I’m going to stab myself after I say this, but I really hope this version of Fluttershy never reproduces.
Fluttershy slowly moved herself upwards, turning her body around as she settled her thighs around the child's head now, pushing her soaked cunt against Dinky's muzzle and starting to rub it there.
Fallen: She probably WON’T reproduce if she expects this to make her.
Rarity: Where does the story say she does?
Fallen: Rarity... shut up.
The muffled sobs sounded wet now, but somehow more intense, and sent shivers of pleasure up through Fluttershy's loins. Her hoof ran down to Dinky's thighs again, but instead of rubbing her she through her hoof down to smack hard at the young cunt several times, making her squeal with each hit.
twow: Ouch.
So into things was Fluttershy, that she didn't realize when Twilight opened the door and came inside, "Oh hello Fluttershy." Twilight didn't even blink an eye to come in and see Fluttershy murdering a child, in fact she praised it,
Derpy: BECAUSE OKAY.
twow: Words are your friends.
"I see you're taking care of things, that's great. I just came to get something I left here before." Twilight was still drooling with Celestia's seed, now from both her cunt and her ass, and hadn't cleaned it off as if proud to display it.
Fallen: If you were getting some hot royal action, wouldn’t YOU want to flaunt it?
Rarity: FALLEN!
Fluttershy looked up, blushing from head to hoof, but only slowing down for an instant, continuing her thrusting afterwards and pressing down a bit more to muffle the child's sobs beneath her as she forcefully rubbed her cunt against Dinky's face, "Oh hello Twilight... I hope you don't mind if I keep going."
twow: Because she’s gonna stop you after she just was rutted by the princess.
Rarity: It would be nice if she tried.
"Oh no go ahead, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, and glad that little retard won't be influencing any of the other little fillies or colts," Twilight said good naturedly, picking up the book she had left, but then placing it back down as she thought, "Hmm, did you want me to use that spell on you that I used on Rainbow and Pinkie earlier?"
twow: She’s not gonna try.
"Oh would you?" Fluttershy smiled, "That would be just so wonderful."
Derpy: It would NOT.
Fallen: Derpy’s right. She doesn’t even KNOW how right she is.
"No problem, I'm glad to help out a friend." Twilight's horn glowed, and Fluttershy went through the same process as the others, soon a thick yellow horse cock draped against Dinky's sobbing face as Fluttershy shivered.
Rarity: I feel a sudden powerful urge to vomit.
twow: I’m surprised you haven’t already.
Fluttershy immediately moved to sit on her haunches, pulling Dinky up against her. The child was held facing away from her at first, but then Fluttershy carefully turned her around so that she could see her wailing face better.
Fallen: “Let’s put a SMILE on that face!”
Derpy: WHOA there.
She smiled gently and kissed her nose before her... or his cock was placed against the tiny entry and pressed upwards hard. It wasn't an easy fit, and she was having to work at it a bit.
"Did you want me to make her a bit more stretchy too?" Twilight offered.
Fallen: And thus the Fantastic Four was born in Equestria.
"Oh... no thanks," Fluttershy politely declined, "That would make it hurt her less.... um anyway, how are things going in the square?" She pressed again, then finally with a lewd splorch sound she penetrated the foal, causing Dinky to wail out loudly.
twow: She just gender changed TWICE.
Twilight had to raise her voice over the sound of the child being raped, but otherwise spoke with the upmost calm, "Oh of course, silly me! And yes, it was going well last I saw, pretty sure just about every stallion present has had his cock in Derpy's corpse at this point. At least she got used for something good."
Rarity: I’m certain she would beg to differ.
Derpy: Seeing as how I’m kinda dead, I don’t think anypony would care.
"Oh that's nice," Fluttershy giggled slightly, "She's probably a better lay dead than she ever was alive."
Fallen: You know, because there’s nothing better than a lifeless, rotting, cold, unresponsive corpse for all your sexual needs!
Fluttershy took another deep breath, and arched his hips into another thrust, going deeper into the small child's puss, stretching her out, feeling blood drool out of the tiny pussy and down his shaft to his balls.
Fallen: Because all magical penises require virgin blood sacrifices.
twow: Oh hai “120 Days of Blueblood!”
"You're telling me," Twilight rolled her eyes, "They finally yanked her head off so they didn't have to look into her retarded wall-eyed stare.
twow: I like Derpy’s eyes.
Now her cunt, ass, and neck hole are all drooling with juice from all the males." She idly sat on her haunches and casually rubbed her own pussy with one hoof as she watched.
Rarity: While casually discussing a murder. That part is crucial.
twow: Seems LEGIT.
Flutterhsy ground his hips upwards, panting loudly between words as he got her cock deeper.
Fallen: Fluttershy just changed genders WITHIN THE SAME SENTENCE. I think FelixDawn was sharing notes with this guy.
Derpy: Maybe Twilight decided to keep shifting her gender for the laughs.
Twilight had given him quite the stallion-hood, but he was determined to get it all in. As he bottomed out, he only rammed harder, forcing his tip through the lilttle girl's cervix and feeling it hit the back of her womb. The noise Dinky made was so delightful that it even made Twilight moan from across the room.
Fallen: I imagine it was a scream of “MOMMY PLEASE HELP ME!”
Rarity: ...Derpy, before you brutally massacre him, I only ask that you allow me to film it.
Derpy: twow built a camera into his necklace. That work?
Rarity: Superbly.
Fluttershy finally managed to speak again, "That sounds.. nice. I'm just glad Celestia let me take Dinky home, it’s not often I get to be with a foal that I don't have to hold back with."
"Oh Fluttershy, you're such a pedophile," Twilight smiled, using it as a term of endearment it seemed,
Fallen: How about NO, you crazy magic bastard?
Rarity: Her parents are married.
Fallen: Shut UP, Rarity.
"So it’s pretty good then?"
All: NO!
"Oh yes," Fluttershy panted, still managing to ram deeper, his cock throbbing more with each slam, Dinky's body trembling violently as her belly buldged out from the size of the cock raping into her, "I think the best part is how innocent she is, poor thing, I feel bad for her for having popped out of Derpy's cunt. It's best we put her down."
Rarity: Wouldn’t it be more humane to goad her to take her own life? You said yourselves that she did not deserve as much torture as her mother!
twow: If that was the case, then they should have just killed her.
"I agree," Twilight nodded, clopping slightly harder as she watched, drooling a bit without even realizing.
Fallen: “I had the munchies and, you know, when you crave hands...”
Fluttershy's further words were cut off as he moaned, his cock having went far deeper than even he had been keeping track off. Dinky's body thrashed delightfully as the bloody tip of Fluttershy's cock exited her mouth, eliciting a giggle from Twilight.
Fallen: ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
twow: Damn it. Here we go again...
All: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight leaned over, seeing that Fluttershy was about to blow the load, and clasped her lips around the cock tip.
Fallen: So, to recap: Fluttershy is now a stallion. Her dick has completely pierced through Dinky and is coming out of her mouth. Twilight is fellating her while Dinky hangs limply on Fluttershy’s dick between them. Have fun with that mental image.
Rarity: (vomits)
Derpy: (pumps shotgun)
Fallen: You put that shit down.
Derpy: I dare you to make me.
twow: Hey look! Story!
Fluttershy moaned, gripping Dinky in both hooves, thrusting her up and down like a masturbation toy, and finally went off, his copious sperm flooding Twilight's mouth as she gulped it down.
twow: That’s fucked up in SO many ways.
"Mmm," Twilight pulled her head back, then licked at Dinky's face, the foal now very much dead.
Rarity: I feel dreadful for saying this, but... it took her long enough.
Derpy: My little Dinky...
She slowly pulled the newly minted child-corpse off of Fluttershy's shaft with a long, grotesque slurping sound, and started to counter the spell to let Fluttershy return to being female, "I'll take her out so that they crowd can enjoy her a bit too.
Fallen: And with that abrupt and lacking closure, we’re FINALLY done.
twow: GET THE FUCK OUTTTTT.
twow: The FIRST SENTENCE.
She was agonizingly conscious of every moment, and would feel her body slowly rot, a near eternity of agony; she would be fully conscious until her body had dissolved into dirt. Celestia would make sure she was embalmed so it would take a very long time, perhaps even repairing her body and stuffing her so she could be used as a fuck toy by guards during their breaks.
Rarity: The words “fate worse than death” come to mind.
Derpy: “I have no mouth and I must scream.”
“There we go, you did well children.” Celestia yanked her horn free, allowing Derpy to smack into the stage with a gruesome splat.
Fallen: “Let the corpse party commence!”
The crowd began to disperse slowly, celebrations occurring in various places. Rarity and Spike went home for another round, and Applejack and Big Macintosh took Applebloom home to show her a thing or two as well.
twow: I... actually don’t know what reaction to have to this.
Rarity: Disgust is a logical start.
Scootaloo followed Rainbow Dash, and Sweetie Belle tagged along with Rarity and Spike. Twilight retreated to her Library with Celestia, while Pinkie tagged along with Rainbow Dash to get in on some filly action.
Derpy: None of those pairings should be taking place.
Dinky, of course, went home with Fluttershy, though Celestia stopped them on their way out.
twow: Oh that’s gonna end WONDERFULLY.
“Now Fluttershy, Dinky is Derpy’s daughter, so… you know. Normally we kill retards before they breed,
Rarity: ...there exist no words. I will never be able to properly articulate the rage I feel. I would kill myself before I would live in a world where anything like that was not only acceptable, but COMMON PRACTICE.
Derpy: Damn it twow! Why didn’t you keep the gun!
but in this case… well you’ll take care of it right?” Celestia whispered.
“Oh don’t worry your Highness,” Fluttershy whispered back, “I’ll take care of it, I guess I just have a bit of stage fright so wanted to do it at home.
Fallen: Didn’t stop you from getting all up close and personal with her at the murder orgy.
twow: She didn’t DO anything though. At least to Derpy.
Fallen: Not to DERPY. She was with DINKY, though. And THAT’S what I was talking about.
Fluttershy took Dinky back to her own cottage, smiling happily as she went alone, and growing more excited the closer to home she was. By the time she was at her front door, even the normally innocent Fluttershy could feel her thighs drooling with fluid from her own sweet pussy.
twow: Ohgodohgodohgodohgod...
Once inside, she shut the door behind her and took Dinky over to the couch.
"Here we go, dear," Fluttershy smiled, allowed Dinky to hop onto the couch.
Fallen: “Now, Dinky, don’t jump on that couch.”
Rarity: “WHEEEE!”
Fallen: “You’re dead to me.”
"Wow that was great," Dinky was still raving about the fun of the party, "She's really dead!"
Derpy: (twitch)
"She sure is sweetie," Fluttershy rubbed her mane gently, smiling even more, "Her corpse will probably get a lot more use before the night is over, but you'll never have to see that stupid mare again."
Fallen: Derpy, the Doctor said to be strong. Eyes off the gun racks. BOTH eyes off the gun racks.
Derpy: You know Fallen, that’s a really nice shotgun...
Fallen: DON’T TOUCH THE BOOMSTICK!
"So are you my Mommy now?"
twow: “Go to your room!”
"I suppose I am, but not for long I'm afraid sweetie."
Rarity: Is that supposed to be as ominous as it comes across?
twow: This happened in “Momma Fluttershy.” What do YOU think?
Rarity: I was not HERE for “Momma Fluttershy.”
twow: Think. I hate it, Fallen hates it, Derpy hates it. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Rarity: Fallen hates everything. Except, ironically, for dreadful big-budget action films about enormous robots...
Fallen: THEY’RE GUILTY PLEASURES, SHUT UP!
twow: That’s it. Rarity, would you like a towel I made?
"Huh? Why not?" Dinky looked about, curiously, "Is someone else gonna take me in?"
twow: Yup. Heaven called.
"No, I'm really sorry," Fluttershy stated gently, moving up onto the soft couch with Dinky, slowly moving a hoof to roll the little girl over onto her back, a second hoof moving to rub slowly down her belly, then down between her young thighs and against her tiny slit.
Derpy: At this rate, I’m gonna need to get a restraining order.
Fallen: Have you ever had Fluttershy foalsit for Dinky?
Derpy: Not after twow came, and this is making so that it never happens.
Dinky arched her back, feeling her deliciously underaged pussy getting a nice rub again, spreading her legs out and relaxing, "What are you sorry for?"
Fallen: “Spread ‘em. Um... if that’s okay with you...”
Rarity: The depths of Tartarus are too good for you.
twow: Cerberus always could use a new chew toy.
"Well you see sweetie," Fluttershy sighed, seeming sad to have to tell her this, "You're still Derpy's daughter, which means you just have too much of a chance of growing up to be a retard like her.
twow: Wow. Talk about a sick case of “like mother, like daughter.”
Derpy: Dinky has straight A’s, thank you very much.
I'm going to have to put you down too. Don't worry, it won't be as painful as your Mommy's death... though... I think I'll need to make it hurt a little so I can get off good enough, if that's okay with you."
Fallen: Admit that’s worse than what I said.
Rarity: ...I’m not sure I can.
twow: Derpy, how the fuck did you sneak my icicle dagger in here?!
Derpy: My mane.
"But I... you said..." Dinky frowned, but arched her back slightly more.
"Now now sweetie, we never said we were going to let you live, it’s just not a chance we can take, I'm sorry."
Fallen: I’m pretty sure most forms of mental disability are present from birth. If she was going to turn out retarded, she already would have.
Fluttershy smiled gently, moving her hips to pin Dinky down with her hindlegs, taking a deep breath as she rubbed her still drooling slit against the child's tummy, slowly gliding it up and down to leave a wet spot there, then down to rub their two pussies together.
Derpy: This is a test of how much I love my child, isn’t it?
Fallen: I guess. Do you love her enough to want to protect her from this, or enough to be aroused by- (smacked by Derpy)
twow: Yes Fallen. Aggravate the mare that’s holding a dagger. Smart.
"No-no!" Dinky felt good, but she was also taking Fluttershy at her word, and she didn't want to die like her idiot mother.
Rarity: Derpy is much more intelligent than you give her credit for, story.
"Hmm, let’s get on the floor so it will be less comfortable for you, if you don't mind." Fluttershy didn't wait for an answer, dragging Dinky off the couch and slamming her onto the floor, landing atop her, then continuing her hip rubbing.
twow: Geez Fluttershy! Break her back, why don’t you?!
She leaned downwards, licking at the foal's nose before forcing her into a kiss, making out with her lustfully as she thrust her hips against the smaller pony. She rolled her eyes back as she felt Dinky breathing faster, "Mmm, I forgot how arousing the last breaths of a child could feel against my face, thank you for this Dinky."
Rarity: That... implies... she’s...
Fallen: Done this before?
Derpy: With WHO?!
twow: She has a point. Fluttershy said LAST breaths. Who else died?
Dinky started to tear up, soon beginning to cry, degrading quickly into a sob, which only made Fluttershy shiver in delight. Fluttershy mmmed,
Fallen: ...what.
Derpy: You don’t know how to do that? It’s easy!
"Oh sweetie you have the most beautiful voice, I could almost get off just by listening to you."
Rarity: HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH INSINUATIONS ABOUT MY PRECIOUS SISTER!
twow: I’m going to stab myself after I say this, but I really hope this version of Fluttershy never reproduces.
Fluttershy slowly moved herself upwards, turning her body around as she settled her thighs around the child's head now, pushing her soaked cunt against Dinky's muzzle and starting to rub it there.
Fallen: She probably WON’T reproduce if she expects this to make her.
Rarity: Where does the story say she does?
Fallen: Rarity... shut up.
The muffled sobs sounded wet now, but somehow more intense, and sent shivers of pleasure up through Fluttershy's loins. Her hoof ran down to Dinky's thighs again, but instead of rubbing her she through her hoof down to smack hard at the young cunt several times, making her squeal with each hit.
twow: Ouch.
So into things was Fluttershy, that she didn't realize when Twilight opened the door and came inside, "Oh hello Fluttershy." Twilight didn't even blink an eye to come in and see Fluttershy murdering a child, in fact she praised it,
Derpy: BECAUSE OKAY.
twow: Words are your friends.
"I see you're taking care of things, that's great. I just came to get something I left here before." Twilight was still drooling with Celestia's seed, now from both her cunt and her ass, and hadn't cleaned it off as if proud to display it.
Fallen: If you were getting some hot royal action, wouldn’t YOU want to flaunt it?
Rarity: FALLEN!
Fluttershy looked up, blushing from head to hoof, but only slowing down for an instant, continuing her thrusting afterwards and pressing down a bit more to muffle the child's sobs beneath her as she forcefully rubbed her cunt against Dinky's face, "Oh hello Twilight... I hope you don't mind if I keep going."
twow: Because she’s gonna stop you after she just was rutted by the princess.
Rarity: It would be nice if she tried.
"Oh no go ahead, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, and glad that little retard won't be influencing any of the other little fillies or colts," Twilight said good naturedly, picking up the book she had left, but then placing it back down as she thought, "Hmm, did you want me to use that spell on you that I used on Rainbow and Pinkie earlier?"
twow: She’s not gonna try.
"Oh would you?" Fluttershy smiled, "That would be just so wonderful."
Derpy: It would NOT.
Fallen: Derpy’s right. She doesn’t even KNOW how right she is.
"No problem, I'm glad to help out a friend." Twilight's horn glowed, and Fluttershy went through the same process as the others, soon a thick yellow horse cock draped against Dinky's sobbing face as Fluttershy shivered.
Rarity: I feel a sudden powerful urge to vomit.
twow: I’m surprised you haven’t already.
Fluttershy immediately moved to sit on her haunches, pulling Dinky up against her. The child was held facing away from her at first, but then Fluttershy carefully turned her around so that she could see her wailing face better.
Fallen: “Let’s put a SMILE on that face!”
Derpy: WHOA there.
She smiled gently and kissed her nose before her... or his cock was placed against the tiny entry and pressed upwards hard. It wasn't an easy fit, and she was having to work at it a bit.
"Did you want me to make her a bit more stretchy too?" Twilight offered.
Fallen: And thus the Fantastic Four was born in Equestria.
"Oh... no thanks," Fluttershy politely declined, "That would make it hurt her less.... um anyway, how are things going in the square?" She pressed again, then finally with a lewd splorch sound she penetrated the foal, causing Dinky to wail out loudly.
twow: She just gender changed TWICE.
Twilight had to raise her voice over the sound of the child being raped, but otherwise spoke with the upmost calm, "Oh of course, silly me! And yes, it was going well last I saw, pretty sure just about every stallion present has had his cock in Derpy's corpse at this point. At least she got used for something good."
Rarity: I’m certain she would beg to differ.
Derpy: Seeing as how I’m kinda dead, I don’t think anypony would care.
"Oh that's nice," Fluttershy giggled slightly, "She's probably a better lay dead than she ever was alive."
Fallen: You know, because there’s nothing better than a lifeless, rotting, cold, unresponsive corpse for all your sexual needs!
Fluttershy took another deep breath, and arched his hips into another thrust, going deeper into the small child's puss, stretching her out, feeling blood drool out of the tiny pussy and down his shaft to his balls.
Fallen: Because all magical penises require virgin blood sacrifices.
twow: Oh hai “120 Days of Blueblood!”
"You're telling me," Twilight rolled her eyes, "They finally yanked her head off so they didn't have to look into her retarded wall-eyed stare.
twow: I like Derpy’s eyes.
Now her cunt, ass, and neck hole are all drooling with juice from all the males." She idly sat on her haunches and casually rubbed her own pussy with one hoof as she watched.
Rarity: While casually discussing a murder. That part is crucial.
twow: Seems LEGIT.
Flutterhsy ground his hips upwards, panting loudly between words as he got her cock deeper.
Fallen: Fluttershy just changed genders WITHIN THE SAME SENTENCE. I think FelixDawn was sharing notes with this guy.
Derpy: Maybe Twilight decided to keep shifting her gender for the laughs.
Twilight had given him quite the stallion-hood, but he was determined to get it all in. As he bottomed out, he only rammed harder, forcing his tip through the lilttle girl's cervix and feeling it hit the back of her womb. The noise Dinky made was so delightful that it even made Twilight moan from across the room.
Fallen: I imagine it was a scream of “MOMMY PLEASE HELP ME!”
Rarity: ...Derpy, before you brutally massacre him, I only ask that you allow me to film it.
Derpy: twow built a camera into his necklace. That work?
Rarity: Superbly.
Fluttershy finally managed to speak again, "That sounds.. nice. I'm just glad Celestia let me take Dinky home, it’s not often I get to be with a foal that I don't have to hold back with."
"Oh Fluttershy, you're such a pedophile," Twilight smiled, using it as a term of endearment it seemed,
Fallen: How about NO, you crazy magic bastard?
Rarity: Her parents are married.
Fallen: Shut UP, Rarity.
"So it’s pretty good then?"
All: NO!
"Oh yes," Fluttershy panted, still managing to ram deeper, his cock throbbing more with each slam, Dinky's body trembling violently as her belly buldged out from the size of the cock raping into her, "I think the best part is how innocent she is, poor thing, I feel bad for her for having popped out of Derpy's cunt. It's best we put her down."
Rarity: Wouldn’t it be more humane to goad her to take her own life? You said yourselves that she did not deserve as much torture as her mother!
twow: If that was the case, then they should have just killed her.
"I agree," Twilight nodded, clopping slightly harder as she watched, drooling a bit without even realizing.
Fallen: “I had the munchies and, you know, when you crave hands...”
Fluttershy's further words were cut off as he moaned, his cock having went far deeper than even he had been keeping track off. Dinky's body thrashed delightfully as the bloody tip of Fluttershy's cock exited her mouth, eliciting a giggle from Twilight.
Fallen: ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
twow: Damn it. Here we go again...
All: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight leaned over, seeing that Fluttershy was about to blow the load, and clasped her lips around the cock tip.
Fallen: So, to recap: Fluttershy is now a stallion. Her dick has completely pierced through Dinky and is coming out of her mouth. Twilight is fellating her while Dinky hangs limply on Fluttershy’s dick between them. Have fun with that mental image.
Rarity: (vomits)
Derpy: (pumps shotgun)
Fallen: You put that shit down.
Derpy: I dare you to make me.
twow: Hey look! Story!
Fluttershy moaned, gripping Dinky in both hooves, thrusting her up and down like a masturbation toy, and finally went off, his copious sperm flooding Twilight's mouth as she gulped it down.
twow: That’s fucked up in SO many ways.
"Mmm," Twilight pulled her head back, then licked at Dinky's face, the foal now very much dead.
Rarity: I feel dreadful for saying this, but... it took her long enough.
Derpy: My little Dinky...
She slowly pulled the newly minted child-corpse off of Fluttershy's shaft with a long, grotesque slurping sound, and started to counter the spell to let Fluttershy return to being female, "I'll take her out so that they crowd can enjoy her a bit too.
Fallen: And with that abrupt and lacking closure, we’re FINALLY done.
twow: GET THE FUCK OUTTTTT.
Fallen: Every fucking time I think I’ve already scraped the bottom of the barrel...
twow: Fallen, I’ve riffed “Momma Fluttershy”. I’ve done a gay clopfic. Hell, I did like three trollfics. But, I swear to the Celestial Sisters that this was the fucking worst thing I’ve read on this site.
Rarity: I am utterly appalled that anything like this could exist in any capacity.
Fallen: There’s no shortage of sick fucks in the world. How are we holding up, Derpy?
Derpy: We are on the verge of killing people on Earth.
twow: She’s doing great.
Fallen: Fantastic news.
Rarity: ...Pinkie Pie still has not returned.
twow: Did she quit also?
Fallen: She said she had some sort of idea, but that’s it. I don’t think that’s exactly QUITTING...
Dash: (from TV) Guys, where’s Pinkie? I wanted to apologize for earlier.
Fallen: ...did you just walk into her room while no one was there?
Dash: Of course not! I came in through the window.
(A knock is heard at the armory doors.)
Fallen: Huh. Wonder who that could-
Rarity: I guarantee you, it’s Pinkie Pie.
twow: Do we get to leave now?
Dash: Want me to open the door and let whoever’s out there in first?
twow: YES.
(The armory doors open to reveal Pinkamena and... Dinky!?)
Fallen: Son of a mother duck.
Pinkamena: I couldn’t think of any other way to apologize that you’d actually listen to, Derpy. The Doctor was nice enough to let me bring her over.
Derpy: (dashes forward and wraps Dinky on a hug) Dinky! Oh, my little filly.
Dinky: (squeezes Derpy) Hi mom! How are you and... is that another human?!
Fallen: Hi there. My name’s Fallen. I’m a good friend of twow’s. And of your mother’s. And you would not BELIEVE what we just went through together.
Dinky: What happened?
twow: You brought it up Fallen. Have fun.
Fallen: It was a story. A really, REALLY awful story. Pinkie here made us read it.
Pinkamena: Oh, throw me in the line of fire, why don’t you!
Fallen: And... it ended with all of Ponyville... killing your mother, and then you. Believe me, I don’t think Derpy wants anything more than to have you here right now.
Derpy: Can’t... hug... hard enough.
twow: Awww.
Dinky: Mom...I like breathing.
Derpy: (lets go) Right. Sorry.
Pinkamena: Derpy, I can’t begin to tell you how sorry I am about the story. I... I guess I understand if... you don’t want to be my friend anymore...
Derpy: (hugs Pinkamena) I could never stop being your friend Pinkie.
Pinkamena: You... you really mean it?
Derpy: Of course!
Pinkamena: And... the rest of you?
Fallen: We’re still all good.
Rarity: It would take far more than this to drive a wedge between us.
Dash: Are you kidding? I came back to apologize to YOU!
twow: Oh yeah Dash. I still owe you for you leaving...
(Pinkie’s mane poofs back up.)
Pinkie: I just... I love you guys so much...
twow: Oh Pinkie. You silly.
Dash: And we love you back. You guys are all free to go, by the way.
twow: Come on Derpy and Dinky. You two are supposed to have that ice cream, remember?
Derpy: Right.
Dinky: Yay! Ice cream!
twow: See you a bit later Fallen.
Fallen: Take care, guys.
Rarity: I’ll be departing as well. Until next time!
Fallen: You know it. Pinkie, you going with them?
Pinkie: Yeah, I am. Oh, Primey?
Fallen: ...yeah, Pinkie?
Pinkie: Thanks. For... for not ending our friendship over this.
Fallen: What can I say? You’re not an easy mare to stay mad at. You and Derpy gonna be okay?
Pinkie: I know we are. I want to find a really special surprise story to thank you with next time.
Fallen: I look forward to it.
twow: Ready Pinkie?
Pinkie: Yep! ICE CREAM!
Fallen: They... did not say they were taking you along.
Pinkie: Yeah, but I’m tagging along anyway because they’re my friends and I can! Dashie, hit the button!
Dash: You’ve got it!
(Dash pushes the button, and the TV turns off with a blip.)
twow: Fallen, I’ve riffed “Momma Fluttershy”. I’ve done a gay clopfic. Hell, I did like three trollfics. But, I swear to the Celestial Sisters that this was the fucking worst thing I’ve read on this site.
Rarity: I am utterly appalled that anything like this could exist in any capacity.
Fallen: There’s no shortage of sick fucks in the world. How are we holding up, Derpy?
Derpy: We are on the verge of killing people on Earth.
twow: She’s doing great.
Fallen: Fantastic news.
Rarity: ...Pinkie Pie still has not returned.
twow: Did she quit also?
Fallen: She said she had some sort of idea, but that’s it. I don’t think that’s exactly QUITTING...
Dash: (from TV) Guys, where’s Pinkie? I wanted to apologize for earlier.
Fallen: ...did you just walk into her room while no one was there?
Dash: Of course not! I came in through the window.
(A knock is heard at the armory doors.)
Fallen: Huh. Wonder who that could-
Rarity: I guarantee you, it’s Pinkie Pie.
twow: Do we get to leave now?
Dash: Want me to open the door and let whoever’s out there in first?
twow: YES.
(The armory doors open to reveal Pinkamena and... Dinky!?)
Fallen: Son of a mother duck.
Pinkamena: I couldn’t think of any other way to apologize that you’d actually listen to, Derpy. The Doctor was nice enough to let me bring her over.
Derpy: (dashes forward and wraps Dinky on a hug) Dinky! Oh, my little filly.
Dinky: (squeezes Derpy) Hi mom! How are you and... is that another human?!
Fallen: Hi there. My name’s Fallen. I’m a good friend of twow’s. And of your mother’s. And you would not BELIEVE what we just went through together.
Dinky: What happened?
twow: You brought it up Fallen. Have fun.
Fallen: It was a story. A really, REALLY awful story. Pinkie here made us read it.
Pinkamena: Oh, throw me in the line of fire, why don’t you!
Fallen: And... it ended with all of Ponyville... killing your mother, and then you. Believe me, I don’t think Derpy wants anything more than to have you here right now.
Derpy: Can’t... hug... hard enough.
twow: Awww.
Dinky: Mom...I like breathing.
Derpy: (lets go) Right. Sorry.
Pinkamena: Derpy, I can’t begin to tell you how sorry I am about the story. I... I guess I understand if... you don’t want to be my friend anymore...
Derpy: (hugs Pinkamena) I could never stop being your friend Pinkie.
Pinkamena: You... you really mean it?
Derpy: Of course!
Pinkamena: And... the rest of you?
Fallen: We’re still all good.
Rarity: It would take far more than this to drive a wedge between us.
Dash: Are you kidding? I came back to apologize to YOU!
twow: Oh yeah Dash. I still owe you for you leaving...
(Pinkie’s mane poofs back up.)
Pinkie: I just... I love you guys so much...
twow: Oh Pinkie. You silly.
Dash: And we love you back. You guys are all free to go, by the way.
twow: Come on Derpy and Dinky. You two are supposed to have that ice cream, remember?
Derpy: Right.
Dinky: Yay! Ice cream!
twow: See you a bit later Fallen.
Fallen: Take care, guys.
Rarity: I’ll be departing as well. Until next time!
Fallen: You know it. Pinkie, you going with them?
Pinkie: Yeah, I am. Oh, Primey?
Fallen: ...yeah, Pinkie?
Pinkie: Thanks. For... for not ending our friendship over this.
Fallen: What can I say? You’re not an easy mare to stay mad at. You and Derpy gonna be okay?
Pinkie: I know we are. I want to find a really special surprise story to thank you with next time.
Fallen: I look forward to it.
twow: Ready Pinkie?
Pinkie: Yep! ICE CREAM!
Fallen: They... did not say they were taking you along.
Pinkie: Yeah, but I’m tagging along anyway because they’re my friends and I can! Dashie, hit the button!
Dash: You’ve got it!
(Dash pushes the button, and the TV turns off with a blip.)
A few thanks are in order. First to Glassed and Hydkore for making me aware of this story, and next to Draklox and cybirddude for requesting I do it after “Pinkie Pie’s Secret Ingredient.” Just know that, wherever you are, I will hunt down and destroy all of you.
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