MPPT3K Guest Submission:
AN BEAUTIFUL MASTERCLASS IS THIS
Oh dear sweet Celestia why?!?! I thought it was over, but nope! He added another chapter... Well, here we go again. Here’s the second chapter of Pnoy’s... I don’t even know what to call it, troll fic I guess. Here’s chapter two of AN BEAUTIFUL MASTERCLASS IS THIS.
Author: Nope, not doing it.
Pinkie: (from the TV) Oh come on Author, don’t be a jerky turkey. It’ll be fun, I promise.
Author: No Pinkie! I’m invoking my right to be replaced on this riff, and that’s final!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Ok... *laughs and locks the doors anyway* Whoops! Hoof slipped.
Author: *looks as if he is about to scream at the top of his lungs, but then just sits down* Who’s riffing this with me?
*Rarity and Twilight teleport in*
Twilight: Hey Author, Rainbow told me that you made me a cake for my birthday, that’s really sweet of y... *sees Pinkie on the TV* What is it this time?
Rainbow: (from the TV) Chapter two of AN BEAUTIFUL MASTERCLASS IS THIS.
Rarity: *eyes widen* Ch... Chapter two? But I thought...
Pinkie: (from the TV) No time! Prank now!
*BUZZ*
All: We got story sign!
Desscription:
Author: *facepalm* The first word! It’s always the first word with this guy!
(Originally this was going to be a seperate fic, I was drunk
Twilight: ‘That always make writing better, right?’
and never published it
Author: Period
so now I decided to make a new chapter, from now on when ever I am not sober I will add chapters to this wonder piece of work.
Rarity: Oh dear lord! Let me out! *tries teleporting out, but can’t* Wh...What happened?
Pinkie: (from the TV) Oh, I just asked Discord to put a teleport stopping force bubble thingy over Author’s house.
Rarity: You’re lucky I care for you Pinkie darling.
here is the description I wrote... Dear god.
Author: I have a feeling I’ll be saying that a lot for the next few minutes.
Note: I don't remember a single thing.
All: Lucky!
I drank a solo cup, close to half filled with 151 mixed with hawaian punch, and we smoked and eighth of weed
Author: Is that like ninthing a six pack?
*Twilight and Rarity groan*
I think... I started to drink more afterwards but never managed to finish it.)
Twilight: And that wasn’t even the start of the actual story.
Rarity: Oh Twilight dear, that’s so cute. You actually think there’s going to be a story.
Well you know osmosis jones?
Author: Not personally.
I was nostaligea trippig (im really high right now lowl i hav ebeen halluncntiating for a while now
Rarity: How I wish I was having a hallucination.
.. OMG) but then I was like I want to write a sgtory after I smoked wih my friends when I was drunk.
A sgtory about spiKe and his drunken/high.trippin visit through Ponyville.
Twilight: You forgot about Rainbow having a secret fetish for Pokemon cards ( what ever those are), the random phone call Spike got, and the one second scene of Spike and Rarity having sex.
Author: Thank god we didn’t have to actually see that.
I am the author.
Rarity: Just keep telling yourself that dear.
Pnoy, I don't know where i am at but I can
Author: Dance?
Twilight: Sing?
Rarity: Stop writing?
guarentee it is no aat tht eesame place you are at. Because I am gone goodbye.1Q!Q
Rarity: What just happened?
Twilight: I don’t know... But I feel like it was utterly pointless and just used as padding.
By L
Author: 'I think it was Kira!'
Pnoy:.
A spark in between the euyes.
Author: Dear god! What is that... that thing?!
Twilight: It looks like something I blew out of my nose!
Rarity: Take it away! TAKE IT AWAY!
?B>B?>lok.
Spike just said what the steepnedd of the hill was. No one asnwered her at first
Rarity: When did Spike turn into a girl?
Twilight: About the same time Big Macintosh was in Egypt.
sos she said that it was ok to herself because she got worried that the mountains kicking at her with their hooves would overtake her position
Author: You know what? That still makes more sense then the ‘plot’ from Ten pounds of fetus and mouthwash.
I am typing so fast
Rarity: Apparently not fast enough because this nightmare isn’t over!
saidTWIGHLT SPAKLE1
Author: *To Twilight* So, your last name is one?
Twilight: Oh yeah, same with Shining Armor. And Cadence, since she’s married to him.
Author: So your whole family is number one? *slapped by Twilight*
Twilight: This fic is bad enough without your horrible puns.
but
sudennlu f a magnificent creature appeared before the bewildered lavender pony that was in super sayian 5 form
Author: First Pokemon, not the Dragon Ball series... What’s next Inuyasha?
,. The guys with the really long hair ya know right????
Rarity: I wonder if he knows any good stylists?
gosh it was so ridiculous lolololol... Wher eam I? aeui!
Author: Was that a word?
Twilight: No idea, Rarity?
Rarity: I frankly don’t care enough to check.
I know you... ahahahahahah/....
So you continues down the path, actually spike did not you lol., this is not a weird 2nd person fice because you and ponies will never coexist wit eachocher
Author: Yeah, what a shame... So Rarity, how’s being a pony that’s forced to read bad fanfiction with various humans?
Rarity: Same old same old.
I do not know what I a hear ing rom my friends game because I just heard a pwoman
Twilight: The most dangerous of all mythical creatures.
scream to death im so scared it, like cupakes!!!!!!
Author: … I don’t even care anymore.
Anyways I am so lost you guys doin't even know but wnayways I hope the ballons dont come down and steal us from the earth that keeps us safe from the deadly envioroment that is known as spice because the earth is the safe haven from the deadly space air that had sno thung in it because we can't breathe their.
Twilight: You know, he has convinced me. He was high when he wrote this... Either that or he’s just stupid.
Dude it ounds like a typwruter in this room rgitht now.
Rarity: As opposed to it sounding like a chicken?
Author: Hey, leave Scootaloo out of this!
Rainbow dash wasat the head of the pack with her wingmates, soarin' and spitfire fly by her side. they were on a search and rescure mission for a downed pegasus behind enemy lines.
Author: This is the worst Fallout cross over ever.
Rarity: You’ve never played Fallout, have you?
Author: And you have?
Rarity: Touche.
but when they find her, Ikd what happens becauseO dak care to think about it that much...
Twilight: So that was entirely pointless too... I hate this fic so much right now.
They go shopping now because the law of sAmerican commercialism setins into play.
Author: But they live in...
Twilight: Shhh... Don’t use logic, that’ll make it worse.
If you notic e the ... I love marchmellows,,
Author: Just... play the clip...
if only you know the marshmelllows secret code to their hidden vagnings asos would you under tstand the waaaaaatterfullll.. Guys i just saw aawatwer fall... oh my jesus. lol.
Rarity: I could be making dresses right now, or hats, but instead I’m just reading this disturbingly bad ‘story’... How did he make this worse then that last one?!?!
But before I said goodbye I must wrn you that a pnoy has been here, and that pnoy has unlocked the secrets no one ever wanted to witnes.ss. god if you are there, forgive me I didn't not mean to rustle everything posssibl.
Author: Ok, since the last chapter of this I’ve looked up what ‘rustling someone’s jimmies’ means. Apparently, it basically means being bothered by something.
Twilight: So, this fic is rustling our jimmies?
Author: Pretty much yeah.
but I did it with my stupid mistake ccalled haacing a female child... ugh femmale childeren they are sick.
Author: Ironic.
Rarity: What?
Author: Well, he hates female children, but he’s writing ‘fan fiction’ about a cartoon made for...
Twilight: Stop explaining, this torture’s almost over!
nasty little thing that ugh... i so rjustled where are weee ..ewewew.ew.ew.ew
Rarity: My reaction to this author.
The wes and the periods (.) had a fight o er time and space it wasn;t easy but eventually the LEOAPARD TEAM WON?!!?!>!>! which mean;t the gangster trappers that made foode for the onoy comuunititay which didn;t eatmeats because they were herbivores. lololool...
Author: Anyone catch any of that? *Twilight and Rarity shake their heads* Good, I thought it was just me for a second.
I'm scared... "Said sSPike." But it wasn't up to him wheteer or not her could make it through the niught. Who
"are yoou inquired spike abiut thei intrusder." Byut He didn;t respond at first with a confusing ghostly scare that last an eternity in his sould forever burning a vessel into his forgotten bloody mess of a heart which I dont even recognize as a fice right now because i am so wasted drunk and high i cant even choheretnykly form a respecetive scent4ecnce to represent my opinions I am so drunk and hign jesus good bye frineds raninhow dash says as she drunkinly hovers oovoer by your side with her wings upside as if that one Zecora episioce, called, bridle Gossip, wihich was ag odo episode in my opinion despite the critisiim fro the sams it receives. I ams so high did I say that yett....
Twilight: I wish I could say something witty about that, but I... I just don’t care about this anymore.
Spikeonce again was atip the worlds largest pyramids redy to strike it down for lone last final eipuc fihgt
Author: Please tell me this ends with Spike getting killed by Big Mac.
Rarity: Wasn’t this supposed to be a different fic? Why did he just reference the last chapter.
Author: He’s trolling people Rarity.
Rarity: He’s what? *Author whispers in Rarity’s ear* Th... That little... The sack of manure!!!
(qure guils theme..._)))
It rained a fiery mxture of shit and hailint led the unfortunate deaths of all our beloved heroes.
Twilight: The end?... Why did I even ask?
But when the time came down o it the trojan horse was a clever trick on trolled the shit out of try. thyeh snyck out of the giant constructiuons figure they could deactivate their walls an defences leaving them defencless to the night itme invasion of troy by the greek,ds..,, i am so high jesus christ.
Author: We know, you’ve said it in almost every paragraph. Get to the point!
I am sorry tiberuous !!!!!! whooo ... weee!!1
how long is this, said Rainbow dash as she continued to read her Daring doo comic tory thing... Idk what do yout think Im;m doing I asked to you. .. Becayse that is what i said when i was mentionin goyu tint hte bti cdj.
All: GET TO THE POINT!
I love vargras.
and he loves me.
Author: I’m just going to bang my head against the wall for the next half hour...
but then Twilight sparkle showed up and said Pnoy...............
Twilight: ‘Get away from me, or I’m going to hit you so hard you’ll land in the first episode.’
I LOVE YOU!!!
hahahabhgbsah yes yes yes yes yes eys esy es sayng yes alout because it was cute of her to because she was best piny acting so silly.
Author: *banging his head against the wall* What the hell’s a piny?!
you know? twilight sparkle is best pony
Twilight: Coming from this guy, I’ll take that as an insult.
that is llthat is required of you to ackknowledge,,, right>???
Rarity: If it ends this sorry excuse for a story, then yes.
I am so confused about EVerything.... WEEEE>... whwel...
doo doo dodo dododod ODDO!!!
(seinfeld scene + naked Applejack)
All: … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Are you guys ok?
Author: Pinkie! Please, for the love of all things good, never. NEVER make us riff another chapter from this guy! EVER!!!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Wow... That bad huh?
All: YES!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Okie dokie lokie, I promise. Dashie, press the button k? These guy need a long break.
*The door unlock and the three riffers run as fast as they can out of that room.*
Author: Nope, not doing it.
Pinkie: (from the TV) Oh come on Author, don’t be a jerky turkey. It’ll be fun, I promise.
Author: No Pinkie! I’m invoking my right to be replaced on this riff, and that’s final!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Ok... *laughs and locks the doors anyway* Whoops! Hoof slipped.
Author: *looks as if he is about to scream at the top of his lungs, but then just sits down* Who’s riffing this with me?
*Rarity and Twilight teleport in*
Twilight: Hey Author, Rainbow told me that you made me a cake for my birthday, that’s really sweet of y... *sees Pinkie on the TV* What is it this time?
Rainbow: (from the TV) Chapter two of AN BEAUTIFUL MASTERCLASS IS THIS.
Rarity: *eyes widen* Ch... Chapter two? But I thought...
Pinkie: (from the TV) No time! Prank now!
*BUZZ*
All: We got story sign!
Desscription:
Author: *facepalm* The first word! It’s always the first word with this guy!
(Originally this was going to be a seperate fic, I was drunk
Twilight: ‘That always make writing better, right?’
and never published it
Author: Period
so now I decided to make a new chapter, from now on when ever I am not sober I will add chapters to this wonder piece of work.
Rarity: Oh dear lord! Let me out! *tries teleporting out, but can’t* Wh...What happened?
Pinkie: (from the TV) Oh, I just asked Discord to put a teleport stopping force bubble thingy over Author’s house.
Rarity: You’re lucky I care for you Pinkie darling.
here is the description I wrote... Dear god.
Author: I have a feeling I’ll be saying that a lot for the next few minutes.
Note: I don't remember a single thing.
All: Lucky!
I drank a solo cup, close to half filled with 151 mixed with hawaian punch, and we smoked and eighth of weed
Author: Is that like ninthing a six pack?
*Twilight and Rarity groan*
I think... I started to drink more afterwards but never managed to finish it.)
Twilight: And that wasn’t even the start of the actual story.
Rarity: Oh Twilight dear, that’s so cute. You actually think there’s going to be a story.
Well you know osmosis jones?
Author: Not personally.
I was nostaligea trippig (im really high right now lowl i hav ebeen halluncntiating for a while now
Rarity: How I wish I was having a hallucination.
.. OMG) but then I was like I want to write a sgtory after I smoked wih my friends when I was drunk.
A sgtory about spiKe and his drunken/high.trippin visit through Ponyville.
Twilight: You forgot about Rainbow having a secret fetish for Pokemon cards ( what ever those are), the random phone call Spike got, and the one second scene of Spike and Rarity having sex.
Author: Thank god we didn’t have to actually see that.
I am the author.
Rarity: Just keep telling yourself that dear.
Pnoy, I don't know where i am at but I can
Author: Dance?
Twilight: Sing?
Rarity: Stop writing?
guarentee it is no aat tht eesame place you are at. Because I am gone goodbye.1Q!Q
Rarity: What just happened?
Twilight: I don’t know... But I feel like it was utterly pointless and just used as padding.
By L
Author: 'I think it was Kira!'
Pnoy:.
A spark in between the euyes.
Author: Dear god! What is that... that thing?!
Twilight: It looks like something I blew out of my nose!
Rarity: Take it away! TAKE IT AWAY!
?B>B?>lok.
Spike just said what the steepnedd of the hill was. No one asnwered her at first
Rarity: When did Spike turn into a girl?
Twilight: About the same time Big Macintosh was in Egypt.
sos she said that it was ok to herself because she got worried that the mountains kicking at her with their hooves would overtake her position
Author: You know what? That still makes more sense then the ‘plot’ from Ten pounds of fetus and mouthwash.
I am typing so fast
Rarity: Apparently not fast enough because this nightmare isn’t over!
saidTWIGHLT SPAKLE1
Author: *To Twilight* So, your last name is one?
Twilight: Oh yeah, same with Shining Armor. And Cadence, since she’s married to him.
Author: So your whole family is number one? *slapped by Twilight*
Twilight: This fic is bad enough without your horrible puns.
but
sudennlu f a magnificent creature appeared before the bewildered lavender pony that was in super sayian 5 form
Author: First Pokemon, not the Dragon Ball series... What’s next Inuyasha?
,. The guys with the really long hair ya know right????
Rarity: I wonder if he knows any good stylists?
gosh it was so ridiculous lolololol... Wher eam I? aeui!
Author: Was that a word?
Twilight: No idea, Rarity?
Rarity: I frankly don’t care enough to check.
I know you... ahahahahahah/....
So you continues down the path, actually spike did not you lol., this is not a weird 2nd person fice because you and ponies will never coexist wit eachocher
Author: Yeah, what a shame... So Rarity, how’s being a pony that’s forced to read bad fanfiction with various humans?
Rarity: Same old same old.
I do not know what I a hear ing rom my friends game because I just heard a pwoman
Twilight: The most dangerous of all mythical creatures.
scream to death im so scared it, like cupakes!!!!!!
Author: … I don’t even care anymore.
Anyways I am so lost you guys doin't even know but wnayways I hope the ballons dont come down and steal us from the earth that keeps us safe from the deadly envioroment that is known as spice because the earth is the safe haven from the deadly space air that had sno thung in it because we can't breathe their.
Twilight: You know, he has convinced me. He was high when he wrote this... Either that or he’s just stupid.
Dude it ounds like a typwruter in this room rgitht now.
Rarity: As opposed to it sounding like a chicken?
Author: Hey, leave Scootaloo out of this!
Rainbow dash wasat the head of the pack with her wingmates, soarin' and spitfire fly by her side. they were on a search and rescure mission for a downed pegasus behind enemy lines.
Author: This is the worst Fallout cross over ever.
Rarity: You’ve never played Fallout, have you?
Author: And you have?
Rarity: Touche.
but when they find her, Ikd what happens becauseO dak care to think about it that much...
Twilight: So that was entirely pointless too... I hate this fic so much right now.
They go shopping now because the law of sAmerican commercialism setins into play.
Author: But they live in...
Twilight: Shhh... Don’t use logic, that’ll make it worse.
If you notic e the ... I love marchmellows,,
Author: Just... play the clip...
if only you know the marshmelllows secret code to their hidden vagnings asos would you under tstand the waaaaaatterfullll.. Guys i just saw aawatwer fall... oh my jesus. lol.
Rarity: I could be making dresses right now, or hats, but instead I’m just reading this disturbingly bad ‘story’... How did he make this worse then that last one?!?!
But before I said goodbye I must wrn you that a pnoy has been here, and that pnoy has unlocked the secrets no one ever wanted to witnes.ss. god if you are there, forgive me I didn't not mean to rustle everything posssibl.
Author: Ok, since the last chapter of this I’ve looked up what ‘rustling someone’s jimmies’ means. Apparently, it basically means being bothered by something.
Twilight: So, this fic is rustling our jimmies?
Author: Pretty much yeah.
but I did it with my stupid mistake ccalled haacing a female child... ugh femmale childeren they are sick.
Author: Ironic.
Rarity: What?
Author: Well, he hates female children, but he’s writing ‘fan fiction’ about a cartoon made for...
Twilight: Stop explaining, this torture’s almost over!
nasty little thing that ugh... i so rjustled where are weee ..ewewew.ew.ew.ew
Rarity: My reaction to this author.
The wes and the periods (.) had a fight o er time and space it wasn;t easy but eventually the LEOAPARD TEAM WON?!!?!>!>! which mean;t the gangster trappers that made foode for the onoy comuunititay which didn;t eatmeats because they were herbivores. lololool...
Author: Anyone catch any of that? *Twilight and Rarity shake their heads* Good, I thought it was just me for a second.
I'm scared... "Said sSPike." But it wasn't up to him wheteer or not her could make it through the niught. Who
"are yoou inquired spike abiut thei intrusder." Byut He didn;t respond at first with a confusing ghostly scare that last an eternity in his sould forever burning a vessel into his forgotten bloody mess of a heart which I dont even recognize as a fice right now because i am so wasted drunk and high i cant even choheretnykly form a respecetive scent4ecnce to represent my opinions I am so drunk and hign jesus good bye frineds raninhow dash says as she drunkinly hovers oovoer by your side with her wings upside as if that one Zecora episioce, called, bridle Gossip, wihich was ag odo episode in my opinion despite the critisiim fro the sams it receives. I ams so high did I say that yett....
Twilight: I wish I could say something witty about that, but I... I just don’t care about this anymore.
Spikeonce again was atip the worlds largest pyramids redy to strike it down for lone last final eipuc fihgt
Author: Please tell me this ends with Spike getting killed by Big Mac.
Rarity: Wasn’t this supposed to be a different fic? Why did he just reference the last chapter.
Author: He’s trolling people Rarity.
Rarity: He’s what? *Author whispers in Rarity’s ear* Th... That little... The sack of manure!!!
(qure guils theme..._)))
It rained a fiery mxture of shit and hailint led the unfortunate deaths of all our beloved heroes.
Twilight: The end?... Why did I even ask?
But when the time came down o it the trojan horse was a clever trick on trolled the shit out of try. thyeh snyck out of the giant constructiuons figure they could deactivate their walls an defences leaving them defencless to the night itme invasion of troy by the greek,ds..,, i am so high jesus christ.
Author: We know, you’ve said it in almost every paragraph. Get to the point!
I am sorry tiberuous !!!!!! whooo ... weee!!1
how long is this, said Rainbow dash as she continued to read her Daring doo comic tory thing... Idk what do yout think Im;m doing I asked to you. .. Becayse that is what i said when i was mentionin goyu tint hte bti cdj.
All: GET TO THE POINT!
I love vargras.
and he loves me.
Author: I’m just going to bang my head against the wall for the next half hour...
but then Twilight sparkle showed up and said Pnoy...............
Twilight: ‘Get away from me, or I’m going to hit you so hard you’ll land in the first episode.’
I LOVE YOU!!!
hahahabhgbsah yes yes yes yes yes eys esy es sayng yes alout because it was cute of her to because she was best piny acting so silly.
Author: *banging his head against the wall* What the hell’s a piny?!
you know? twilight sparkle is best pony
Twilight: Coming from this guy, I’ll take that as an insult.
that is llthat is required of you to ackknowledge,,, right>???
Rarity: If it ends this sorry excuse for a story, then yes.
I am so confused about EVerything.... WEEEE>... whwel...
doo doo dodo dododod ODDO!!!
(seinfeld scene + naked Applejack)
All: … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Are you guys ok?
Author: Pinkie! Please, for the love of all things good, never. NEVER make us riff another chapter from this guy! EVER!!!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Wow... That bad huh?
All: YES!
Pinkie: (from the TV) Okie dokie lokie, I promise. Dashie, press the button k? These guy need a long break.
*The door unlock and the three riffers run as fast as they can out of that room.*