Simon was once a normal author and reviewer. That is, until the day he happened upon a fanfic so terrible, so unbearable, he couldn't handle it. Donning an axe, helmet, and armor all reminiscent of Vikings long past, he joined forces with Drakkar and Doctor Whooves to found the Norse Fic Ravagers. Seeking vengeance, the trio hunt down and destroy badfics-turned-monsters... by riffing them. Harshly.
Canon Riffs:
Ep.01: My Little Viking: Steel Is Magic [Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6]
Ep.02: A New Pony In Town [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.03: Scootaloo doesn't get flying lessons [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.04: new friends.
Ep.05: Insanity in Carcosa (Riff Marathon) [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.06: True Strength comes from Inside [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.07: A Night to Forget
Ep.08: Celestia and Discord Have a Raving Dance Party
Ep.09: Fly with me Scootaloo
Non-canon Riffs:
- The Melancholy Death of Apple Bloom (co-riff with twow443) [[NSFW]]
Ep.01: My Little Viking: Steel Is Magic [Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6]
Ep.02: A New Pony In Town [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.03: Scootaloo doesn't get flying lessons [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.04: new friends.
Ep.05: Insanity in Carcosa (Riff Marathon) [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.06: True Strength comes from Inside [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.07: A Night to Forget
Ep.08: Celestia and Discord Have a Raving Dance Party
Ep.09: Fly with me Scootaloo
Non-canon Riffs:
- The Melancholy Death of Apple Bloom (co-riff with twow443) [[NSFW]]
Something's Silly Riffs of Shittiness
(in need of a banner)
Canon Riffs:
Ep.01: Rain-Blow Job (with Killer Steel)
Ep.02: darf's Dumbass Blog of Douchebaggery (with Atlas Nebula and Sigma Duke)
Ep.03: The Magical Sloth That Went To Equestria (with electreXcessive)
Ep.04: Applejack Gets Screwed & Nailed (with electreXcessive and Simon O' Sullivan)
Ep.05: Rarities of the Twilight- Affairs of Love and Flesh (with Draklox)
Ep.06: For Love of Pain (with Atlas_Nebula and Draklox)
Ep.07: Farewell to Innocence (with electreXcessive)
Non-Canon Riffs:
- My Second Life [Part One / Part Two]
- Sweet Apple Aches
- My Little Stashie
- Dirty Sexy Pony (By far the weirdest riff I've ever contributed to)
- Not Now, Big Brother
- Xenophila [Chapter Six]
- Mouthing Off (with Sigma Duke)
Ep.01: Rain-Blow Job (with Killer Steel)
Ep.02: darf's Dumbass Blog of Douchebaggery (with Atlas Nebula and Sigma Duke)
Ep.03: The Magical Sloth That Went To Equestria (with electreXcessive)
Ep.04: Applejack Gets Screwed & Nailed (with electreXcessive and Simon O' Sullivan)
Ep.05: Rarities of the Twilight- Affairs of Love and Flesh (with Draklox)
Ep.06: For Love of Pain (with Atlas_Nebula and Draklox)
Ep.07: Farewell to Innocence (with electreXcessive)
Non-Canon Riffs:
- My Second Life [Part One / Part Two]
- Sweet Apple Aches
- My Little Stashie
- Dirty Sexy Pony (By far the weirdest riff I've ever contributed to)
- Not Now, Big Brother
- Xenophila [Chapter Six]
- Mouthing Off (with Sigma Duke)
Sigma's Travelling Theater of Travesties
Old Crap That You Should Skip:
Flutterbox (Co-riff with Atlas Nebula)
Sweet Apple Aches riff with something888, MrSing, and Atlas Nebula
Not Now, Big Brother (co-riff with something888)
My Little Stashie: Co-Riff w/ The Four Horsemen
My Second Life (Part One - Part Two)
Dirty Sexy Pony Atlas Megacrossover
120 Days of Blueblood: Chapter Four w/ Atlas Nebula
Sweetie Poo W/ Draklox
We're all going to die. Isn't that special?
darf's pretentiousness: Now In Blog Form!
Mouthing Off
Death of the Earth
Actually Good Riffs:
Rainbow Dash Gets an Abortion
The Stupidly Long Titled Piece O' Shit Fic
Rainbow Dash Seduces a Watermelon
Apple Bloom Gets Her Cutie Mark
Pen Pals
The Moron And The Machine
Wait, How Can Something Be X-2?
Attack of the Dread Pony! Ahhh.
Multi-Universal Riffing Project: Raptors in Love
M.U.R.P.: Murder At The Inventory
120 Days: Redux
Flutterbox (Co-riff with Atlas Nebula)
Sweet Apple Aches riff with something888, MrSing, and Atlas Nebula
Not Now, Big Brother (co-riff with something888)
My Little Stashie: Co-Riff w/ The Four Horsemen
My Second Life (Part One - Part Two)
Dirty Sexy Pony Atlas Megacrossover
120 Days of Blueblood: Chapter Four w/ Atlas Nebula
Sweetie Poo W/ Draklox
We're all going to die. Isn't that special?
darf's pretentiousness: Now In Blog Form!
Mouthing Off
Death of the Earth
Actually Good Riffs:
Rainbow Dash Gets an Abortion
The Stupidly Long Titled Piece O' Shit Fic
Rainbow Dash Seduces a Watermelon
Apple Bloom Gets Her Cutie Mark
Pen Pals
The Moron And The Machine
Wait, How Can Something Be X-2?
Attack of the Dread Pony! Ahhh.
Multi-Universal Riffing Project: Raptors in Love
M.U.R.P.: Murder At The Inventory
120 Days: Redux
Canon Riffs:
Ep.01: It's About Time (with Killer Steel)
Ep.02: Bite a rock, I'm going in dry (with Regidar)
Ep.03: The Magical Sloth That Went To Equestria (with Something Eight)
Ep.04: Applejack Gets Nailed & Screwed (with Something Eight and Simon o'Sullivan)
Ep.05: If I can't have my dream, you can't either (with Super Big Mac)
Ep.06: The Greatest Story Ever Written (with FlutterJack)
Ep.07: [COMING SOON]
Ep.08: Farewell to Innocence (with Something Eight)
Ep.09: How To Truly Enjoy Your Breakfast (with Draklox)
Ep.10: Unexpected Realization (with RainbowBob and Sorin Kanire)
Non-canon Riffs:
- Scootaloo's Love for Pain (with Courier Six)
- Double Spinnetration (with The Silent Hero)
- The Darkness of Humans, Part 1 (with Sierra_Seven)
- Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God (with Typewriterpony)
- Good Times with Princess Luna (with Loyal2-1)
- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! (with Kalash93)
- Welcome to killer circus (with Dri)
Ep.01: It's About Time (with Killer Steel)
Ep.02: Bite a rock, I'm going in dry (with Regidar)
Ep.03: The Magical Sloth That Went To Equestria (with Something Eight)
Ep.04: Applejack Gets Nailed & Screwed (with Something Eight and Simon o'Sullivan)
Ep.05: If I can't have my dream, you can't either (with Super Big Mac)
Ep.06: The Greatest Story Ever Written (with FlutterJack)
Ep.07: [COMING SOON]
Ep.08: Farewell to Innocence (with Something Eight)
Ep.09: How To Truly Enjoy Your Breakfast (with Draklox)
Ep.10: Unexpected Realization (with RainbowBob and Sorin Kanire)
Non-canon Riffs:
- Scootaloo's Love for Pain (with Courier Six)
- Double Spinnetration (with The Silent Hero)
- The Darkness of Humans, Part 1 (with Sierra_Seven)
- Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God (with Typewriterpony)
- Good Times with Princess Luna (with Loyal2-1)
- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! (with Kalash93)
- Welcome to killer circus (with Dri)
OtterRiffs: The Continuing Adventures of Matt & Rainbow
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Canon Riffs:
[001] The Odd Tale of Sven, Part 1 (with twow443)
[101] The Queen of Cloudsdale - Part 1
[102] The Queen of Cloudsdale - Part 2
[103] The Queen of Cloudsdale - Part 3
[104] A Dash for Dash
[105] A Fear of a Pegasus Named Fluttershy
[201] Memories (with Simon o'Sullivan and crew)
Non-canon:
- Revelations (with Simon o'Sullivan)
[001] The Odd Tale of Sven, Part 1 (with twow443)
[101] The Queen of Cloudsdale - Part 1
[102] The Queen of Cloudsdale - Part 2
[103] The Queen of Cloudsdale - Part 3
[104] A Dash for Dash
[105] A Fear of a Pegasus Named Fluttershy
[201] Memories (with Simon o'Sullivan and crew)
Non-canon:
- Revelations (with Simon o'Sullivan)
Canon Riffs:
~Arc 1: Two Miles Under~
Ep.01: Twilight and Pinkie's Awkward Date
Ep.02: Oh to be Old Again, Chapter 1
Ep.03: My Harshwhinnial [Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3]
Ep.04: [N/A]
Ep.05: [N/A]
~Arc 2: Behind The Curtains~
Ep.06: Game Over (with supercomputer276)
Ep.07: Making Muffins (with The_Silent_Hero47)
Ep.08: Applejack The Stallion
Ep.09: [N/A]
Non-canon Riffs:
- Dirty Sexy Pony [[NSFW: Clop]]
- Applejack Is Full Of Squirrels (with Luigilewis889)
~Arc 1: Two Miles Under~
Ep.01: Twilight and Pinkie's Awkward Date
Ep.02: Oh to be Old Again, Chapter 1
Ep.03: My Harshwhinnial [Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3]
Ep.04: [N/A]
Ep.05: [N/A]
~Arc 2: Behind The Curtains~
Ep.06: Game Over (with supercomputer276)
Ep.07: Making Muffins (with The_Silent_Hero47)
Ep.08: Applejack The Stallion
Ep.09: [N/A]
Non-canon Riffs:
- Dirty Sexy Pony [[NSFW: Clop]]
- Applejack Is Full Of Squirrels (with Luigilewis889)
Main Line (non-pony):
DeviantART | DropBox
(the galleries also contain the pony riffs)
Pony Riffs:
Ep.01: Self-Insertion is Masturbation by Guesswork (riffed with permission)
DeviantART | DropBox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Ep.02: The Legend of Starlight by twow443 (selected via Archives' RiffList)
Part 1: DeviantART | DropBox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Part 2: DeviantART | DropBox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Ep.03: Caveat Lector by TheAuthorGl1m0 (riffed with permission; BLIND!)
DeviantART | Dropbox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Ep.04: The Legend of Starlight-Book 2: Love at Second Sight by twow443 (riffed with permission)
Part 1: DeviantART | Dropbox | Google Docs | MLP MST Archive
Part 2: DeviantART | Dropbox | Google Docs | MLP MST Archive
DeviantART | DropBox
(the galleries also contain the pony riffs)
Pony Riffs:
Ep.01: Self-Insertion is Masturbation by Guesswork (riffed with permission)
DeviantART | DropBox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Ep.02: The Legend of Starlight by twow443 (selected via Archives' RiffList)
Part 1: DeviantART | DropBox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Part 2: DeviantART | DropBox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Ep.03: Caveat Lector by TheAuthorGl1m0 (riffed with permission; BLIND!)
DeviantART | Dropbox | Google Doc | MLP MST Archive
Ep.04: The Legend of Starlight-Book 2: Love at Second Sight by twow443 (riffed with permission)
Part 1: DeviantART | Dropbox | Google Docs | MLP MST Archive
Part 2: DeviantART | Dropbox | Google Docs | MLP MST Archive
Canon Riffs:
Ep.01: My Sweet Little Bloom (with Regidar) [[NSFW: Incest, Clop]]
Ep.02: I'll Give You A Nickel To Tickle My Pickle (with TheSilentHero) [[NSFW: EVERYTHING!]]
Ep.03: Fun With Dolls (with Atlas_Nebula and TheSilentHero) [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.04: Dicks for a Dashie (with Regidar) [[NSFW: Futa]]
Ep.01: My Sweet Little Bloom (with Regidar) [[NSFW: Incest, Clop]]
Ep.02: I'll Give You A Nickel To Tickle My Pickle (with TheSilentHero) [[NSFW: EVERYTHING!]]
Ep.03: Fun With Dolls (with Atlas_Nebula and TheSilentHero) [[NSFW: Clop]]
Ep.04: Dicks for a Dashie (with Regidar) [[NSFW: Futa]]
Silent Riffs
(in need of a banner)
Canon Riffs:
Ep.01: one for you (with Fallen Prime)
Ep.02: You're ugly and I hate you (with Draklox and Killer Steel)
Ep.03: The Plot Trap (with Draklox and Killer Steel)
Ep.04: Double Spinnetration (with electreXcessive)
Ep.05: Drop the (b)Ass (or '40 oz Bounce') (with twow443)
Ep.06: Teh Internetz (with Simon o'Sullivan)
Ep.07: I'll Give You A Nickel To Tickle My Pickle (with Apple Bot)
Ep.08: Fun With Dolls (with Killer Steel, Apple Bot and Atlas_Nebula)
Non-Canon Riffs:
- Get In, Get Out (with Kyria Dawn)
- Making Muffins (with TheAuthorGl1m0)
Ep.01: one for you (with Fallen Prime)
Ep.02: You're ugly and I hate you (with Draklox and Killer Steel)
Ep.03: The Plot Trap (with Draklox and Killer Steel)
Ep.04: Double Spinnetration (with electreXcessive)
Ep.05: Drop the (b)Ass (or '40 oz Bounce') (with twow443)
Ep.06: Teh Internetz (with Simon o'Sullivan)
Ep.07: I'll Give You A Nickel To Tickle My Pickle (with Apple Bot)
Ep.08: Fun With Dolls (with Killer Steel, Apple Bot and Atlas_Nebula)
Non-Canon Riffs:
- Get In, Get Out (with Kyria Dawn)
- Making Muffins (with TheAuthorGl1m0)
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