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Take a shot every time:
Take a shot every time:
- The story is a clopfic.
- The story is a gorefic.
- The story is a trollfic.
- The story is a shipping fic.
- The story is a HiE (Human in Equestria) fanfic.
- The story is one that lives in infamy among the fandom.
- The story is legitimately good, or at least one the riffer(s) like.
- The story makes you sicker than the alcohol poisoning would.
- A major plot hole appears in the story.
- The story’s grammar renders a sentence or scene unreadable.
- The author forgets to have a new paragraph for each speaker.
- The characters as presented in the story are radically OOC.
- The story involves drugs.
- The story involves rape.
- The story rips off or references “Cupcakes.”
- The story is about Twilight Sparkle.
- The story turns Twilight Sparkle into an alicorn.
- The story features humans.
- The story shifts tenses.
- The story features an instant canon/OC romance.
- The story fails to properly capitalize.
- The story features lesbianism among the Mane Six.
- The story features Rainbow Dash as a token lesbian.
- The story’s dialogue brings the plot to a standstill.
- The story shatters the fourth wall.
- The story panders to the fandom via memes and fanon.
- The story just... tries too hard.
- An author’s note suggests prior editing and revision when the story content does not.
- Any characters sing.
- The song that is sung is just copy pasted lyrics.
- Author has a “brilliant” story idea.
- Author/the guest riffer gets smacked.
- Author/the guest riffer temporarily dies.
- Author (or another riffer) makes a terrible pun.
- Author (or another riffer) makes a terrible sex joke.
- Awkwardness ensues between the riffers.
- Someone faints.
- The story is presented by a character talking through a TV.
- Rainbow Dash pushes the button.
- Facepalms are had.
- Fucks cease to be given.
- Someone twists a phrase to sound sexual, or attempts to.
- Someone obsesses over details in the story.
- Someone escapes, or attempts to.
- Someone takes offense to an element of the story.
- Someone takes offense to an element of the story pertaining to themselves.
- Someone’s sanity goes kaput.
- Someone needs to be comforted as a result of the story.
- A pop culture reference flies right over the ponies’ heads.
- Something happens because of “the reason.”
- The ponies presenting the story are NOT Pinkie Pie and/or Rainbow Dash.
- The ponies riffing the story are ponies OTHER THAN Twilight and/or Rarity.
- For “Not My Destiny:” The author jokes about Smayds being a brand.
- For “Not My Destiny:” Alicorn!Twilight does something Sue-ish.
- For “Past Sins:” Nyx chirps, is said to have ticks, or is called a Mary Sue.
- For “Past Sins:” Spell Nexus inhales deeply.
- For “Past Sins:” The word “offered” appears.
- For “Past Sins:” Sound Guy and/or Polish Nightmare Moon appear.
- For “Past Sins:” There’s a broken wiki link.
- For “MLU:MIB:” Brain says “(X)... Quite (X).”
- For “MLU:MIB:” Krysta’s breasts inflate.
- For “MLU:MIB:” An alcoholic beverage is mentioned.
- For “MLU:MIB:” An alcoholic beverage is mentioned by Crazy56U.
- For “MLU:MIB:” A riffer expresses hatred for Rhymey.
- For “MLU:MIB:” A riffer draws parallels to FIM canon where the story copies it.
- For “MLU:MIB:” A reference is made to Power Rangers or Kamen Rider.
- For “MLU:MIB:” A character calls their attacks.
- The guest riffer is Storiesatrandom.
- The guest riffer is Super Big Mac.
- The guest riffer is Fallen Prime.
- The guest riffer is Muleicous.
- The guest riffer is NaturalGlitch.
- The guest riffer is Madgod Pim.
- The guest riffers are Glassed and Hydkore.
- The guest riffer is twow443.
- The guest riffer is Draklox. (Take two shots for this one.)
- The guest riffer is KillerSteel.
- The guest riff is from Fan/fic/ Theater 3000.
- The guest riff is Silent Hero.
- The guest riffer has another guest. (one for each)
- Fallen Prime mentions rusty sawblades or expresses his HAAAAAAAATE.
- A character not involved in the riff makes a cameo appearance.
- The riffed story’s author appears in the comments.
- The riffers call back to stories that have been riffed before.
- The riffers refer to other riffers.
- The riffers refer to this drinking game.
The drinking game rules were last edited on: September 9th, 2013