FP Riffs 10: The roomate and The Brothel
I... I just can’t even.
Today is a day of brutalassmaster, a writer on FIMFiction who can’t be anything but a troll writer. As if his unicorn-supremacy bullshit and OC bearing a swastika cutie mark weren’t indicators enough.
Why is this special? Well, his first story, “The roomate,” isn’t really. It’s just the standard shock schlock, but with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
But the other... “The Brothel...”
Okay, some backstory. RingmasterJ5 found this on the Project AFTER forums, as someone (a non-brony) made an attempt to riff it. Ring’s seen some serious shit, From ComicsNix to Mykan. He’s seen shit from so many fandoms beyond this one. Some really depraved shit that even I would turn away from.
He wouldn’t fucking touch it.
...there’s no other way to celebrate a tenth story than with the story that seemed to scare Ring off. I’m hurting something awful, I promise you.
Today is a day of brutalassmaster, a writer on FIMFiction who can’t be anything but a troll writer. As if his unicorn-supremacy bullshit and OC bearing a swastika cutie mark weren’t indicators enough.
Why is this special? Well, his first story, “The roomate,” isn’t really. It’s just the standard shock schlock, but with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
But the other... “The Brothel...”
Okay, some backstory. RingmasterJ5 found this on the Project AFTER forums, as someone (a non-brony) made an attempt to riff it. Ring’s seen some serious shit, From ComicsNix to Mykan. He’s seen shit from so many fandoms beyond this one. Some really depraved shit that even I would turn away from.
He wouldn’t fucking touch it.
...there’s no other way to celebrate a tenth story than with the story that seemed to scare Ring off. I’m hurting something awful, I promise you.
Fallen Prime: ...I have no idea how long I’ve been in here. Can you maniacs just send whatever the flying shitfuck you wanted me to see?
Pinkie Pie: (from TV) You know we can’t do that until your co-riffers show up!
Fallen: Ugh. I can’t remember the last time I ate.
Pinkie: Well, maybe you should’ve put some food in there.
Fallen: I’m not done fixing this place to be more comfortable, alright? And seriously, Ring, why’d you have to turn on me like this?
RingmasterJ5: (from TV) Because why not? Who better to do the one story so disturbing that I can’t, than someone that has went through everything you have?
Fallen: That’s exactly it! You have a WAY higher ohgodwhy tolerance than I do, and you wouldn’t get NEAR this guy!
Ring: Well, where else can I get reactions to the horrid fics by the ponies themselves, along with yours? This guy needs to be taken down a peg, and I have other things I have to go force people to do besides this. None as disturbing, though, so it looks like you’re today’s lucky winner.
Fallen: Then why don’t I feel like I’ve won?
(The armory doors open, allowing entrance for Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.)
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Fallen! Pinkie said you-
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no... Pinkie said.
Dash: …oh no.
(The doors slam shut and lock again.)
Ring: I almost feel slightly bad that my favorite pony will have to endure this, but then I remember Fallen’s also going through it and that goes away.
Dash: You mean me, right? Obviously you-
Ring: No.
Dash: Buh?
Ring: Also, I have to make some mention about you two being the two ponies treated the worst by LTD. It’s in my contract.
Twilight: Is that that story Fallen keeps mentioning?
Fallen: Yes. Oh god yes. If I can help it, you will never see it.
Ring: Okay, I’ll make sure to come back for your twentieth riff and make this same group go through the first fifteen or so chapters of that.
Fallen: I will set fire to all that you love.
Ring: You say that as if I was even capable of that emotion.
Pinkie: That wasn’t nice, Primey!
Fallen: “Living the Dream” is the ultimate cruelty. You can forgive me for reacting as such.
Ring: I’m seriously this close to switching around the placement of the riffs and making you go through that now.
Fallen: No. You won’t.
Ring: Yeah, LTD is more about the ponies. This one is specifically chosen for you.
Dash: Wait. Pinkie, is this that thing you were going to do with that guy?
Fallen: His name was brutalassmaster. And I suspect that’s a yes.
Dash: COME ON, Pinkie!
Twilight: Sounds like a charmer.
Ring: You’re doing two fics, one much less awful than the other.
Pinkie: That’s the one we’re starting with, to ease you into the awful! Get ready for “The roomate!”
Fallen: Wait, spelled exactly like that? One M and no capitalization?
Pinkie: Yep!
Twilight: How could you tell from the way she said-
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Pinkie Pie: (from TV) You know we can’t do that until your co-riffers show up!
Fallen: Ugh. I can’t remember the last time I ate.
Pinkie: Well, maybe you should’ve put some food in there.
Fallen: I’m not done fixing this place to be more comfortable, alright? And seriously, Ring, why’d you have to turn on me like this?
RingmasterJ5: (from TV) Because why not? Who better to do the one story so disturbing that I can’t, than someone that has went through everything you have?
Fallen: That’s exactly it! You have a WAY higher ohgodwhy tolerance than I do, and you wouldn’t get NEAR this guy!
Ring: Well, where else can I get reactions to the horrid fics by the ponies themselves, along with yours? This guy needs to be taken down a peg, and I have other things I have to go force people to do besides this. None as disturbing, though, so it looks like you’re today’s lucky winner.
Fallen: Then why don’t I feel like I’ve won?
(The armory doors open, allowing entrance for Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.)
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Fallen! Pinkie said you-
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no... Pinkie said.
Dash: …oh no.
(The doors slam shut and lock again.)
Ring: I almost feel slightly bad that my favorite pony will have to endure this, but then I remember Fallen’s also going through it and that goes away.
Dash: You mean me, right? Obviously you-
Ring: No.
Dash: Buh?
Ring: Also, I have to make some mention about you two being the two ponies treated the worst by LTD. It’s in my contract.
Twilight: Is that that story Fallen keeps mentioning?
Fallen: Yes. Oh god yes. If I can help it, you will never see it.
Ring: Okay, I’ll make sure to come back for your twentieth riff and make this same group go through the first fifteen or so chapters of that.
Fallen: I will set fire to all that you love.
Ring: You say that as if I was even capable of that emotion.
Pinkie: That wasn’t nice, Primey!
Fallen: “Living the Dream” is the ultimate cruelty. You can forgive me for reacting as such.
Ring: I’m seriously this close to switching around the placement of the riffs and making you go through that now.
Fallen: No. You won’t.
Ring: Yeah, LTD is more about the ponies. This one is specifically chosen for you.
Dash: Wait. Pinkie, is this that thing you were going to do with that guy?
Fallen: His name was brutalassmaster. And I suspect that’s a yes.
Dash: COME ON, Pinkie!
Twilight: Sounds like a charmer.
Ring: You’re doing two fics, one much less awful than the other.
Pinkie: That’s the one we’re starting with, to ease you into the awful! Get ready for “The roomate!”
Fallen: Wait, spelled exactly like that? One M and no capitalization?
Pinkie: Yep!
Twilight: How could you tell from the way she said-
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Octavia was sitting at home, by the fireplace, in her favorite blue plush bath robe, reading her favorite magazine when she heard the door slam open. Vinyl Scratch had come home drunk for the fifth time this week.
Dash: This isn’t gonna be so bad, is it?
Twilight: Did you hear the name of the author? It’s going to be AWFUL.
Dash: ...HOW awful?
Fallen: “A Fun Day!” meets “Rarity’s Generous Plan” would be a good approximation.
She had been depressed and turned to alcohol since she had lost her job DJing at the Ponyville nightclub, but tonight was by far the worst.
Fallen: She’d had vodka rather than her usual beer.
Octavia could smell the alcohol stained on Vinyl's coat all the way across the room, her purple glasses were gone, and her red eyes were bloodshot.
Dash: Uh... her eyes are the same color as mine.
"Hey! bith!" Vinyl slurred
Fallen: Slurring doesn’t excuse THAT misspelling.
"Get ova here ands suck mah dick!" Vinyl shouted with a drunken laugh.
Twilight: ...I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s not exactly sober.
With an annoyed sigh Octavia got up and walked over to her inebriated roommate and said
"Vinyl, I'm quite tired of you coming home in the middle of the night and insulting me with the ridicules and offensive slurs
Dash: What slurs? “Bith” isn’t even a word!
and I belive-" she was cut off as a drunk Vinyl bitch slapped her across the face, hard, and said
"Ur jus jealous I have a Colt friend and you don't!" she said with a grunt.
Twilight: So? Being single isn’t a tragedy.
Fallen: Find a coltfriend and get back to me.
"How, how dare you slap me! I let you stay in my home and this is how you repay me!
Fallen: No, I’d assume she repays you with rent money.
That’s it, tomorrow you have to g-" Before Octavia could finish she found herself being tackled by her roommate who started yelling
"Thas it you silly cunt!
Twilight: I’m more insulted by the dialogue formatting than the word she’s using.
We’re gonna have some fun!" Vinyl yelled before rudely kissing Octavia.
Octavia had never felt as insulted as her roommate’s tongue penetrated deep inside of her mouth and began to explore.
Dash: I’m getting sick of that word still being a word.
Twilight: What, “penetrate?”
Dash: Yes!
She managed to push Vinyl's face away just to have her say
"That's ok; I know where you keep ur toys!"
Dash: Octavia? Really? Vinyl introduced me to her not long ago, and she didn’t strike me as somepony who’d have anything like that.
Vinyl said as she used her magic to pull a strap-on out from under Octavia's favorite chair. She picked Octavia up, punched her in the face and threw her across the room as she put the rather large black strap on.
Fallen: Okay, there’s no way this shit’s Octavia’s.
As Vinyl approached her Octavia went from feeling insulted to downright scared out of her mind. Her mind was racing this had to be a bad joke right?
Twilight: The event, in the context of the story? No. The story itself? I think so.
After all, she had Known Vinyl all her life, they even dated for a short time and now they were the best of friends!
Dash: How was their breakup that healthy if they dated?
Fallen: And is she thinking of herself in the third person now?
She'd never do anything to hurt her. but the look in her friend’s eyes was enough to give it away, this was for real.
Fallen: It’s da rillest.
Dash: You just lost SO many cool points right there. You didn’t have enough to pull that off anyway.
Octavia started pushing herself away from Vinyl "Please Vinyl! We can talk this out! I'm sorry for whatever I did!"
Twilight: Actually, could you go ahead and clarify what exactly she did to deserve this?
"It’s too late for that now bitch!" Vinyl screamed as she got down on top of Octavia and lined the strap on up with Octavia's ass hole.
With a mighty thrust of her hips Vinyl pushed the hulking toy
Fallen: And she’s completely smashed, conveniently enough.
Dash: Wait, what?
Fallen: Trust me, if you got that, you’d be smacking me.
up inside of Octavia's rectum, tearing it, causing Octy immense pain and agony. Tears started pouring out of Octavia’s eyes; she had never felt so used, violated before in her life.
"WHY!? WHY VINYL WHY? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" Octavia screamed.
Fallen: “I thought we were friends” is basically just a peer pressure ploy.
Vinyl just grunted as she continued thrusting the huge dildo up inside Octavia's rough, sandy anus, getting immense pleasure from her best friends pain.
Fallen: …rough and sandy?
Twilight: What has she been eating?
After a good f15 minutes
Fallen: Oh shit, F15s! The Seekers have found us!
of this anal violation Vinyl grew bored and thought of ways to mix things up a notch. Suddenly, the best idea came (Ha ha, came)
Fallen: Jokes like these are why puns are generally considered the worst things ever.
She pulled the hulking black dildo out of Octy's tight, sweet ass and said
"Now, Now you little slut! You stay right here and don't move! i'll be back in a flash!"
Dash: She was kicked out for being back in a jiffy instead.
Vinyl said woth a laugh. Octavia just huddled up into a ball, started shivering and nodded, afraid to cross her intoxicated friend any more.
A few moments later Vinyl came back with a tube of wonderglue, extra course sandpaper, and the dildo.
Twilight: That CAN’T be good.
She forced Octavia to watch as she glued the sandpaper onto the dildo and said "I think you know where this goes, don't you my little slut?" Vinyl said with a giggle.
Dash: The trash, with any luck.
"NO! NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Octavia screamed as her friend lined the sand paper covered dildo up with Octavia's poop shoot. Vinyl just started laughing as she violently pushed the hulking sand paper covered defiler up into Octavia's rectum.
Twilight: If she’s still drunk, I doubt she did the best of jobs gluing that sandpaper on.
Fallen: I’m just bothered by the fact that the author doesn’t know any other size words but “hulking.”
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Octavia screamed as the hulking rubber dick
Fallen: That’s it. “Hulking” counter time. We’re at four now.
forced its way up into her anus, the sand paper grinding her ass into mince meat. As the toy hit its maximum depth Octavia started to sputter blood from her mouth as well as her tight, pony ass hole.
Twilight: Why was the word “pony” a necessary adjective
Fallen: And why still say it’s tight if she’s been consistently violating it? I think it’d have loosened up by now. Or been torn to shreds by the sandpaper.
This excrutiainting torture went on for at least an hour before Vinyl got bored of it and said "Listen you little fucking cunt! You wait right here while I go and get some more toys!"
Dash: “You’re gonna LOVE the paintball gear I got for the both of us!”
Fallen: Wow. You guys have paintball.
Vinyl shouted as she kicked Octavia in the ribs.
Octavia was to bloody and hurt (both physically and emotionally)
Dash: You can be emotionally bloody?
Fallen: Probably involves several blows to the feelings.
to do anything except lie down, nod and cry.
Vinyl was gone a few minutes before she came back with some long, thick metal wires. She said "Hey! Dumb cunt! Remember that Chellos you liked so much?
Twilight: “I’ve never heard of a chellos, so no.”
Well I smashed it to pieces and these are the cables, now open up and say awe!" Vinyl jeered as she looped the cord into a long U shape and she began to feed it down Octavia's throught.
Dash: Wait, do you mean “throat?”
Twilight: Or “thought?”
Fallen: Or “trout?”
Octavia had never felt pain like this before, she started to wail and cry with blood now pouring out of her throught as the rough cords were repededly pulled in and out of her esoiuphogus.
Fallen: And here is where the author became so ashamed of what he was writing that he unlearned the English language.
Vinyl didn't know why but her friend's agony made her feel incredibly aroused to the point her pretty pony puss
Twilight: Anyone else bothered by the use of alliteration here?
Fallen: It’s bothered me since RGP.
was dripping with vagina sauce so she put the strap on, and proceeded to pound her roommate’s ass with it as she repeated the process of feeding and pull the metal coil into and out of her friends mouth.
Dash: Some friend.
Twilight: That can’t be easy, doing both at once.
Meanwhile Octavia realized she wasn't getting out of is one alive, she lost all hope and did something she had never done before, she prayed.
Fallen: Oh, what good’s that going to do her? Her throat’s too shredded for her to be saying anything coherent.
She prayed to Celestia that it would all end soon, that he pain would just wash away as death sweetly embraced her.
Dash: Does what you said about “A Fun Day!” work here? The thing about helplessness and praying for death?
Twilight: It’s helping me out a lot right now.
Luck for her then, that Vinyl was getting close to her orgasm, she quickly sped up her thrusts and came, hard, harder than she had ever came ever.
Fallen: Wow. Didn’t even touch it. That’s either impressive or really sad.
and as the pleasure faded away, she eventually got bored and lined the dildo up to Octavia's left and said "Nighty, night cunt!" and then shoved the dildo into Octavia's eye socket.
Fallen: Oh, great. Skullfucking. Just what I needed.
It quickly penetrated into Octavia's bran,
Dash: Vinyl... and breakfast. She’s kinkier than I thought.
paralyzing her and turning her into a vegetable. She lived out the rest of her days as a sex slave to Vinyl, unable to fight back.
Twilight: Already over? That was short.
Fallen: Yeah, but remember, we’re not done yet.
Dash: This isn’t gonna be so bad, is it?
Twilight: Did you hear the name of the author? It’s going to be AWFUL.
Dash: ...HOW awful?
Fallen: “A Fun Day!” meets “Rarity’s Generous Plan” would be a good approximation.
She had been depressed and turned to alcohol since she had lost her job DJing at the Ponyville nightclub, but tonight was by far the worst.
Fallen: She’d had vodka rather than her usual beer.
Octavia could smell the alcohol stained on Vinyl's coat all the way across the room, her purple glasses were gone, and her red eyes were bloodshot.
Dash: Uh... her eyes are the same color as mine.
"Hey! bith!" Vinyl slurred
Fallen: Slurring doesn’t excuse THAT misspelling.
"Get ova here ands suck mah dick!" Vinyl shouted with a drunken laugh.
Twilight: ...I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s not exactly sober.
With an annoyed sigh Octavia got up and walked over to her inebriated roommate and said
"Vinyl, I'm quite tired of you coming home in the middle of the night and insulting me with the ridicules and offensive slurs
Dash: What slurs? “Bith” isn’t even a word!
and I belive-" she was cut off as a drunk Vinyl bitch slapped her across the face, hard, and said
"Ur jus jealous I have a Colt friend and you don't!" she said with a grunt.
Twilight: So? Being single isn’t a tragedy.
Fallen: Find a coltfriend and get back to me.
"How, how dare you slap me! I let you stay in my home and this is how you repay me!
Fallen: No, I’d assume she repays you with rent money.
That’s it, tomorrow you have to g-" Before Octavia could finish she found herself being tackled by her roommate who started yelling
"Thas it you silly cunt!
Twilight: I’m more insulted by the dialogue formatting than the word she’s using.
We’re gonna have some fun!" Vinyl yelled before rudely kissing Octavia.
Octavia had never felt as insulted as her roommate’s tongue penetrated deep inside of her mouth and began to explore.
Dash: I’m getting sick of that word still being a word.
Twilight: What, “penetrate?”
Dash: Yes!
She managed to push Vinyl's face away just to have her say
"That's ok; I know where you keep ur toys!"
Dash: Octavia? Really? Vinyl introduced me to her not long ago, and she didn’t strike me as somepony who’d have anything like that.
Vinyl said as she used her magic to pull a strap-on out from under Octavia's favorite chair. She picked Octavia up, punched her in the face and threw her across the room as she put the rather large black strap on.
Fallen: Okay, there’s no way this shit’s Octavia’s.
As Vinyl approached her Octavia went from feeling insulted to downright scared out of her mind. Her mind was racing this had to be a bad joke right?
Twilight: The event, in the context of the story? No. The story itself? I think so.
After all, she had Known Vinyl all her life, they even dated for a short time and now they were the best of friends!
Dash: How was their breakup that healthy if they dated?
Fallen: And is she thinking of herself in the third person now?
She'd never do anything to hurt her. but the look in her friend’s eyes was enough to give it away, this was for real.
Fallen: It’s da rillest.
Dash: You just lost SO many cool points right there. You didn’t have enough to pull that off anyway.
Octavia started pushing herself away from Vinyl "Please Vinyl! We can talk this out! I'm sorry for whatever I did!"
Twilight: Actually, could you go ahead and clarify what exactly she did to deserve this?
"It’s too late for that now bitch!" Vinyl screamed as she got down on top of Octavia and lined the strap on up with Octavia's ass hole.
With a mighty thrust of her hips Vinyl pushed the hulking toy
Fallen: And she’s completely smashed, conveniently enough.
Dash: Wait, what?
Fallen: Trust me, if you got that, you’d be smacking me.
up inside of Octavia's rectum, tearing it, causing Octy immense pain and agony. Tears started pouring out of Octavia’s eyes; she had never felt so used, violated before in her life.
"WHY!? WHY VINYL WHY? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" Octavia screamed.
Fallen: “I thought we were friends” is basically just a peer pressure ploy.
Vinyl just grunted as she continued thrusting the huge dildo up inside Octavia's rough, sandy anus, getting immense pleasure from her best friends pain.
Fallen: …rough and sandy?
Twilight: What has she been eating?
After a good f15 minutes
Fallen: Oh shit, F15s! The Seekers have found us!
of this anal violation Vinyl grew bored and thought of ways to mix things up a notch. Suddenly, the best idea came (Ha ha, came)
Fallen: Jokes like these are why puns are generally considered the worst things ever.
She pulled the hulking black dildo out of Octy's tight, sweet ass and said
"Now, Now you little slut! You stay right here and don't move! i'll be back in a flash!"
Dash: She was kicked out for being back in a jiffy instead.
Vinyl said woth a laugh. Octavia just huddled up into a ball, started shivering and nodded, afraid to cross her intoxicated friend any more.
A few moments later Vinyl came back with a tube of wonderglue, extra course sandpaper, and the dildo.
Twilight: That CAN’T be good.
She forced Octavia to watch as she glued the sandpaper onto the dildo and said "I think you know where this goes, don't you my little slut?" Vinyl said with a giggle.
Dash: The trash, with any luck.
"NO! NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Octavia screamed as her friend lined the sand paper covered dildo up with Octavia's poop shoot. Vinyl just started laughing as she violently pushed the hulking sand paper covered defiler up into Octavia's rectum.
Twilight: If she’s still drunk, I doubt she did the best of jobs gluing that sandpaper on.
Fallen: I’m just bothered by the fact that the author doesn’t know any other size words but “hulking.”
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Octavia screamed as the hulking rubber dick
Fallen: That’s it. “Hulking” counter time. We’re at four now.
forced its way up into her anus, the sand paper grinding her ass into mince meat. As the toy hit its maximum depth Octavia started to sputter blood from her mouth as well as her tight, pony ass hole.
Twilight: Why was the word “pony” a necessary adjective
Fallen: And why still say it’s tight if she’s been consistently violating it? I think it’d have loosened up by now. Or been torn to shreds by the sandpaper.
This excrutiainting torture went on for at least an hour before Vinyl got bored of it and said "Listen you little fucking cunt! You wait right here while I go and get some more toys!"
Dash: “You’re gonna LOVE the paintball gear I got for the both of us!”
Fallen: Wow. You guys have paintball.
Vinyl shouted as she kicked Octavia in the ribs.
Octavia was to bloody and hurt (both physically and emotionally)
Dash: You can be emotionally bloody?
Fallen: Probably involves several blows to the feelings.
to do anything except lie down, nod and cry.
Vinyl was gone a few minutes before she came back with some long, thick metal wires. She said "Hey! Dumb cunt! Remember that Chellos you liked so much?
Twilight: “I’ve never heard of a chellos, so no.”
Well I smashed it to pieces and these are the cables, now open up and say awe!" Vinyl jeered as she looped the cord into a long U shape and she began to feed it down Octavia's throught.
Dash: Wait, do you mean “throat?”
Twilight: Or “thought?”
Fallen: Or “trout?”
Octavia had never felt pain like this before, she started to wail and cry with blood now pouring out of her throught as the rough cords were repededly pulled in and out of her esoiuphogus.
Fallen: And here is where the author became so ashamed of what he was writing that he unlearned the English language.
Vinyl didn't know why but her friend's agony made her feel incredibly aroused to the point her pretty pony puss
Twilight: Anyone else bothered by the use of alliteration here?
Fallen: It’s bothered me since RGP.
was dripping with vagina sauce so she put the strap on, and proceeded to pound her roommate’s ass with it as she repeated the process of feeding and pull the metal coil into and out of her friends mouth.
Dash: Some friend.
Twilight: That can’t be easy, doing both at once.
Meanwhile Octavia realized she wasn't getting out of is one alive, she lost all hope and did something she had never done before, she prayed.
Fallen: Oh, what good’s that going to do her? Her throat’s too shredded for her to be saying anything coherent.
She prayed to Celestia that it would all end soon, that he pain would just wash away as death sweetly embraced her.
Dash: Does what you said about “A Fun Day!” work here? The thing about helplessness and praying for death?
Twilight: It’s helping me out a lot right now.
Luck for her then, that Vinyl was getting close to her orgasm, she quickly sped up her thrusts and came, hard, harder than she had ever came ever.
Fallen: Wow. Didn’t even touch it. That’s either impressive or really sad.
and as the pleasure faded away, she eventually got bored and lined the dildo up to Octavia's left and said "Nighty, night cunt!" and then shoved the dildo into Octavia's eye socket.
Fallen: Oh, great. Skullfucking. Just what I needed.
It quickly penetrated into Octavia's bran,
Dash: Vinyl... and breakfast. She’s kinkier than I thought.
paralyzing her and turning her into a vegetable. She lived out the rest of her days as a sex slave to Vinyl, unable to fight back.
Twilight: Already over? That was short.
Fallen: Yeah, but remember, we’re not done yet.
Fallen: That was... nothing special at all.
Dash: Are you serious? Did you READ it at all?
Fallen: Of course I did. But this is just a cry for attention. Shock for the sake of shock.
Twilight: I’m basically numb to it by now. Pinkie’s made me read enough of it.
Pinkie: (from TV) You’re welcome!
Twilight: I wasn’t thanking you.
Fallen: I just... I just want to hurt something in the face right now.
Ring: (from TV) Yes, but that was the easy one.
Fallen: That’s WHY. This one wasn’t so bad, but... I know what’s coming. I know what terrors “The Brothel” hath wrought.
Dash: Oh, come on. After “A Fun Day!” and “Sweet Apple Massacre,” I think I’m ready for anything.
Fallen: You say that now...
Ring: Yet, now I can’t help but wonder what would give them a worse impression of humans, this or LTD.
Fallen: This. A thousand times this. Not even a contest.
Twilight: Are you ever going to-
Fallen: Are YOU ever going to get off my case about the story?
Ring: Well, LTD DOES have the main character... you know... after five fucking days of being there. And there’s the whole “LTD isn’t a trollfic, while Brothel is” thing.
Dash: Why do we keep bothering with trollfics? Seriously?
Fallen: Well, someone has to. Who better than someone who’s willing to critique the fuck out of something regardless of serious intent?
Twilight: You’ve been building this story up for a little while now, both of you. I want to know what we’re in for.
Fallen: I... can’t begin to tell you. What I will say is that “The Brothel” is not read. It’s inflicted.
Twilight: You have a natural gift for telling me nothing, you know that?
Fallen: Quite well.
Twilight: Mark my words, Fallen. Someday I’m going to pry some actual information out of you.
Ring: You say that as if he actually knows anything in the first place.
Fallen: Great support, jackass.
Ring: Anytime, dude. Mark MY words, though, I’ll be back many riffs from now to finally introduce you ponies to the horror me and Fallen know as “LTD”. It sounds as close to a sexual disease as it feels to read.
Twilight: Maybe YOU can tell me a little about-
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Twilight: You can’t be serious!
Ring: Why would I say anything anyway, when you’ll be MSTing it in time? Now go and endure the eldritch abomination I’ve already sent you.
Dash: Are you serious? Did you READ it at all?
Fallen: Of course I did. But this is just a cry for attention. Shock for the sake of shock.
Twilight: I’m basically numb to it by now. Pinkie’s made me read enough of it.
Pinkie: (from TV) You’re welcome!
Twilight: I wasn’t thanking you.
Fallen: I just... I just want to hurt something in the face right now.
Ring: (from TV) Yes, but that was the easy one.
Fallen: That’s WHY. This one wasn’t so bad, but... I know what’s coming. I know what terrors “The Brothel” hath wrought.
Dash: Oh, come on. After “A Fun Day!” and “Sweet Apple Massacre,” I think I’m ready for anything.
Fallen: You say that now...
Ring: Yet, now I can’t help but wonder what would give them a worse impression of humans, this or LTD.
Fallen: This. A thousand times this. Not even a contest.
Twilight: Are you ever going to-
Fallen: Are YOU ever going to get off my case about the story?
Ring: Well, LTD DOES have the main character... you know... after five fucking days of being there. And there’s the whole “LTD isn’t a trollfic, while Brothel is” thing.
Dash: Why do we keep bothering with trollfics? Seriously?
Fallen: Well, someone has to. Who better than someone who’s willing to critique the fuck out of something regardless of serious intent?
Twilight: You’ve been building this story up for a little while now, both of you. I want to know what we’re in for.
Fallen: I... can’t begin to tell you. What I will say is that “The Brothel” is not read. It’s inflicted.
Twilight: You have a natural gift for telling me nothing, you know that?
Fallen: Quite well.
Twilight: Mark my words, Fallen. Someday I’m going to pry some actual information out of you.
Ring: You say that as if he actually knows anything in the first place.
Fallen: Great support, jackass.
Ring: Anytime, dude. Mark MY words, though, I’ll be back many riffs from now to finally introduce you ponies to the horror me and Fallen know as “LTD”. It sounds as close to a sexual disease as it feels to read.
Twilight: Maybe YOU can tell me a little about-
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Twilight: You can’t be serious!
Ring: Why would I say anything anyway, when you’ll be MSTing it in time? Now go and endure the eldritch abomination I’ve already sent you.
Prolouge
Fallen: Christ...
Berry Punch was running through the Everfree forest.
Twilight: And he doesn’t capitalize the word “forest.” We’re off to a great start.
She was on the run since some strange creatures brook into her house, took her dear Berry Pinch
Twilight: Her name is Ruby Pinch. I handled Ponyville’s census last year, so I should know.
right from the young filly's bed and shoved her into a sack that had the word "Fillies" painted on it in black. All she could do was watch, helplessly as her baby, her pride and joy was yanked from her slumber, beaten, and shoved into the bag still awake and crying for her mommy.
Fallen: Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Twi?
Twilight: The use of commas here is erratic?
Fallen: Completely.
For a split second she had thought of running out there and helping her sweet, innocent baby but that all changed when the family dog, Snoopy,
Fallen: They have a dog?
ran in and bit one of the monsters. The monster just yelled "Fuck" and pointed some stick at the dog
Dash: ...is the story really patronizing us? Acting like we’ve never heard of guns before?
Fallen: Well, next to none of you actually have any.
Dash: Yeah, but look where we are. Look at what’s all around us.
Fallen: Point.
and then the dog just fell over dead.
Twilight: Bullets tend to do that.
Fallen: Wait, no bang? No flash?
She was about to call 9-1-1 but before she could she heard the door open and one of the monsters yelled "There's the little cunt!"
Dash: He really loves that word, doesn’t he?
Fallen: He gets off to misogyny. I’m not sure I’ve mentioned that.
that was when she jumped out the window and ever since, she had been on the run.
She knew the monsters weren’t far behind as she could hear them yelling to each other and as soon as she turned around she saw one raise one of the sticks
Twilight: Just call it a gun!
and before she knew it, she was lying on the ground a sharp pain in her leg.
Fallen: No. If the gun’s large enough to be described as a stick, the pain would be more than just sharp. Hell, she’d be lucky to still have the leg.
She watched as the monsters, there were three total, surrounded her. The one that appeared to be in charge pressed a button on his ear and said
"Jhon, we have the package." before she finally blacked out.
Twilight: So whatever this is... it’s a coordinated effort?
Chapter 1
When Berry Punch awoke she had a large metal collar on.
Fallen: “I do not like the cone of shame.”
The collar was attached to a large, thick rope that led to a metal circle on the ceiling. She looked around and surveyed her surroundings. She was in a small cement room; there were white sperm stains on the wall,
Dash: ...as opposed to blue ones?
some blood stains and what looked like tear stains as well. There were two bowels in the back left corner, one said water, the other said food on it.
Twilight: Who labels their bladder and intestines?
"Where is my baby you fuckers?" Berry yelled.
Fallen: You know the shock value thing you’re going for? Part of its effectiveness is the general purity of the pony world. Having Berry Punch drop F-bombs takes away from that.
She then heard the metal door open and an average sized person stepped in.
Twilight: How does she know what average size is for a human if she’s had no exposure to them? This is still from her perspective.
He had short, dark brown hair that was parted to the right, a clean shaven face that had hazel eyes with a sick, demented look in them and the most sadistic smile she had ever seen.
"Well, Well, Well, looks like your finally awake." he said sadistically.
Dash: Did he mention being sadistic?
Fallen: Not with enough sadism.
"Who are you? Where am I? Where’s my little Berry Pinch?" Berry yelled
"All in due time my sweet." The human said, running his hand across Berry's face. "Listen, if you want to see your foal again you'll do as I say.
Twilight: How is this as horrid as Ring and Fallen have been saying? It just looks cliched.
Got it?" Berry just nodded her head sadly as the human said "Good." as he untied the rope, took hold of it and said "follow" to Berry. Berry just followed her captor, like a dog on a leash.
Dash: This story’s like a dog. But without any bark.
Fallen: Oh, but trust me, it’s got a whole lot of bite.
He led her down a hall way with more metal doors lining the wall. On the red doors there were signs that had the various names of other ponies, some she knew. She saw doors that said Lyra, Vinyl Scratch, Rose, and Colgate.
Fallen: At least it's none of you guys. But I’m pissed about Vinyl.
She was lead down the hall to a room that said "Breaking Room" on its sign an as soon as she entered, she felt her spirit die.
Fallen: Sorry, that’s just the Material Emancipation Grid. It’s always either the soul or the ear tubes.
In the breaking room there were three stalls, each one had a place to tie the collar, four shackles that tied around a ponies feet, and a rack that had an array of sex toys.
Twilight: Probably enough to beat somepony with.
Fallen: Sounds like I have some inventory to expand.
In one of the stalls there was an average looking man. He had short light brown hair, he was skinny, with a blue button up shirt on, He had a black ski mask with sunglasses on his face, jeans that were pulled down to his knees, and a nametag that said "Jhon" on it.
Fallen: "This meeting of Horsefuckers Anonymous will now come to order."
He was raping Berry's dear friend, Lyra Heartstrings.
Dash: You're just ASSUMING it's rape. What if it was Lyra's idea?
Fallen: Or what if SHE'S raping HIM?
Twilight: Are Berry Punch and Lyra even friends?
"Aww Man, I wanted Lyra!" The mask less one said.
"Enf, Wait your, enf turn!" the masked one said with a grunt, he was obviously nearing his climax.
Dash: Or he's really bad at animal impressions.
"Fine" the mask less one said, as he led Berry Pinch to a stall. He turned to Berry Punch, "Do this and behave, and your foul will not be harmed."
Twilight: I know this author is trolling, but would it have killed him to proofread his trolling?
Upon hearing that Berry Punch started crying softly and obediently walked into her stall.
The Man Hooked her up to her shackles, they felt rusty against her soft skin and pulled down his pants. His member already fully erects.
Fallen: How the hell do you screw a sentence up so badly and in so many ways?
He lined it up with Berry's vagina and slowly slid it in. Not moments after He heard Wrath
Dash: Wait, what? Who?
moan in ecstasy and bring his fist down on Lyra who in turn cried out in pain. He led the sobbing Lyra down to her room.
Fallen: Well, props for using “led” properly.
Anyway, The Sadistic mask less man slid his penis into Berry, she started crying as soon as he entered, the flood of memories it brought her from back when she was an alcoholic
Dash: She ever stopped being one?
Twilight: She never WAS one!
hit her like a ton of bricks.
"Fuck, yes! I love it when they cry!" the man said as his dick began pumping faster and faster. Not satisfied with simply raping the poor mare he decided to break her emotionally as well.
Fallen: See these people? These are the people society would have shot dead long ago in a perfect world.
He leaned down and whispered in her ear "Ya know, for a used up tramp such as yourself, your pussy is super tight." He then grabbed her tail and pulled, eliciting a scream from her. "Oh, did I hit a sensitive spot!"
Fallen: You forgot where your dick was, didn’t you. Do you realize how sad that is?
he yelled as he yanked again, only this time twice as hard.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Berry screamed in agony as she felt some of her tail hair come out, making her rapist laugh twice as hard.
Twilight: Will you stop saying “twice as hard” already? It’s getting to the point where hearing it is unpleasant.
Fallen: My mind’s defaulting to the obvious sex joke.
Twilight: What sex jo-OH, SWEET PRINCESS!
Fallen: ...you didn’t see it before?
Not an evil laugh, mind you, but a happy laugh like when you watch a standup comedian.
Dash: Honest enjoyment. How does this guy even exist in any world, let alone yours?
He pulled his dick out of Berry's snatch and rammed it in her anus. Making her scream in pain.
"Aww, come on! It's not like you haven't taken it there before! Knowing you and how much of a filthy whore you are your probably likeing this! Aren’t you!"
Twilight: What’s he basing that assumption on?
He yelled at her. He was on the verge of orgasm so he took his lengthy member and shoved the tip up into Berry's nose and blew his load. The thick semen traveled up Berry's nose and down her throat, making her gag with revulsion.
Fallen: This is the first time I’ve seen an event like this in this fandom that tries to treat itself with some sort of seriousness. It’s the worst thing ever. So far.
Just the Wrath came back out; drying his hand on a small towel he whispered something in his friend’s ear.
"William!" he said, "Why don't we-" the rest was whispers until Brutal said
"Dude that will be totally fucking rad! Go get her!" William said. Jhon then left in a hurry
Twilight: Wait. Jhon is Wrath and William is Brutal?
Fallen: (facepalm)
Dash: What’s wrong?
Fallen: I just realized Brutal was the author’s self-insert.
while brutal looked at Berry and with a laugh said, "You'll love this ya filthy slut!" just then Jhon came back with Berry Pinch, Berry Punch's little filly in his arms.
Twilight: That’s STILL not her name, and the problem with saying it is is that it’s literally a letter off from her mother’s!
Fallen: Don’t worry, Twi. They’ll get the two mixed up.
Twilight: That’s supposed to be a GOOD thing!?
Fallen: It’ll distract from everything else, so yes.
Upon seeing this Berry Punch yelled "You leave my little filly alone you monsters!" which just made the two humans laugh. As they pulled down their pants revealing their fully erect members.
Fallen: Yeah, no. How are they ready to go so soon after Berry and Lyra?
They held the struggling filly down and began to fuck her virgin pussy and mouth at the same time. Berry Pinch started waving her little hoofsies and screaming, although it was muffled by William's cock and her eyes were closed tight.
Fallen: I feel like I’m reading a fanfic about fluffy pony abuse.
Twilight: I’m a little scared to ask what that is.
Fallen: As you should be.
William looked at Berry Punch and with a laugh said in a mocking tone "Why aren't you helping you filly mommy? Do you not care anymore? Ya hear that little Filly momma doesn’t love you anymore!" Tears started pouring out the filly's and mare's eyes and Berry Punch started screaming "STOP YOU FUCKERS! LEAVE MY FILLY ALONE!" over and over again.
Fallen: “You’re lucky she even performs for you bastards!”
Soon, both humans felt their orgasms building so they forced open Berry Pinch's eyes and they each blew their load into one of them.
Dash: This is... why are we even sitting here trying to make fun of this!?
Fallen: Come on, Rainbow. Anything and everything can be riffed. Don’t let this be the exception.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mommy! Mommy! Make the hurt go away!" Berry Pinch yelled, blood seeping out of her throat and pussy.
Twilight: Vaginal bleeding, I can almost understand, but what did they do to her throat!?
"I'm sorry baby! I'm so, so sorry!" Berry Punch sobbed to her daughter.
After they finished up Jhon led Berry Punch back to her room, (She was too busy crying and broken to fight back.)
Dash: Was she even walking with them, or was she too out of it to do anything but let them drag her?
Fallen: ...she was too busy broken. What.
And William carried Berry Pinch Back. When they arrived they rudely pushed Berry Punch into the room and she immediately curled up into a ball and started crying.
Fallen: I legitimately can’t think of anyone more entitled to the fetal position right now.
And William just threw Berry Pinch in, she slammed off the wall, making a crunching noise and as soon as she landed, her leg bent awkwardly she crawled over to her mommy and the two proceeded to hug and cry at the same time.
"Ew, what a lovefag fest." William exclaimed
Dash: ...no.
Fallen: Oh boy...
"Yeah, het you wanna hit the bar?" Jhon said.
"Sure, why not." William said. They both brohoofed, slammed and locked the door and left.
Such was an average day at the Brony Brothel, Pittsburgh’s newest back alley whore house.
Fallen: I don’t think Pennsylvania’s enough of a shithole for a place like that to legally exist. Or even ILLEGALLY exist.
MEANWHILE IN LYRA'S ROOM!
Lyra lay curled up in a ball with a maniacal grin on her face "I knew they were real, I knew they were real, I knew they were real." she repeated over and over again into the night
Fallen: What, does my presence not count for anything anymore?
Dash: Stop the story.
Fallen: Oh god, she’s pissed...
Fallen: Christ...
Berry Punch was running through the Everfree forest.
Twilight: And he doesn’t capitalize the word “forest.” We’re off to a great start.
She was on the run since some strange creatures brook into her house, took her dear Berry Pinch
Twilight: Her name is Ruby Pinch. I handled Ponyville’s census last year, so I should know.
right from the young filly's bed and shoved her into a sack that had the word "Fillies" painted on it in black. All she could do was watch, helplessly as her baby, her pride and joy was yanked from her slumber, beaten, and shoved into the bag still awake and crying for her mommy.
Fallen: Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Twi?
Twilight: The use of commas here is erratic?
Fallen: Completely.
For a split second she had thought of running out there and helping her sweet, innocent baby but that all changed when the family dog, Snoopy,
Fallen: They have a dog?
ran in and bit one of the monsters. The monster just yelled "Fuck" and pointed some stick at the dog
Dash: ...is the story really patronizing us? Acting like we’ve never heard of guns before?
Fallen: Well, next to none of you actually have any.
Dash: Yeah, but look where we are. Look at what’s all around us.
Fallen: Point.
and then the dog just fell over dead.
Twilight: Bullets tend to do that.
Fallen: Wait, no bang? No flash?
She was about to call 9-1-1 but before she could she heard the door open and one of the monsters yelled "There's the little cunt!"
Dash: He really loves that word, doesn’t he?
Fallen: He gets off to misogyny. I’m not sure I’ve mentioned that.
that was when she jumped out the window and ever since, she had been on the run.
She knew the monsters weren’t far behind as she could hear them yelling to each other and as soon as she turned around she saw one raise one of the sticks
Twilight: Just call it a gun!
and before she knew it, she was lying on the ground a sharp pain in her leg.
Fallen: No. If the gun’s large enough to be described as a stick, the pain would be more than just sharp. Hell, she’d be lucky to still have the leg.
She watched as the monsters, there were three total, surrounded her. The one that appeared to be in charge pressed a button on his ear and said
"Jhon, we have the package." before she finally blacked out.
Twilight: So whatever this is... it’s a coordinated effort?
Chapter 1
When Berry Punch awoke she had a large metal collar on.
Fallen: “I do not like the cone of shame.”
The collar was attached to a large, thick rope that led to a metal circle on the ceiling. She looked around and surveyed her surroundings. She was in a small cement room; there were white sperm stains on the wall,
Dash: ...as opposed to blue ones?
some blood stains and what looked like tear stains as well. There were two bowels in the back left corner, one said water, the other said food on it.
Twilight: Who labels their bladder and intestines?
"Where is my baby you fuckers?" Berry yelled.
Fallen: You know the shock value thing you’re going for? Part of its effectiveness is the general purity of the pony world. Having Berry Punch drop F-bombs takes away from that.
She then heard the metal door open and an average sized person stepped in.
Twilight: How does she know what average size is for a human if she’s had no exposure to them? This is still from her perspective.
He had short, dark brown hair that was parted to the right, a clean shaven face that had hazel eyes with a sick, demented look in them and the most sadistic smile she had ever seen.
"Well, Well, Well, looks like your finally awake." he said sadistically.
Dash: Did he mention being sadistic?
Fallen: Not with enough sadism.
"Who are you? Where am I? Where’s my little Berry Pinch?" Berry yelled
"All in due time my sweet." The human said, running his hand across Berry's face. "Listen, if you want to see your foal again you'll do as I say.
Twilight: How is this as horrid as Ring and Fallen have been saying? It just looks cliched.
Got it?" Berry just nodded her head sadly as the human said "Good." as he untied the rope, took hold of it and said "follow" to Berry. Berry just followed her captor, like a dog on a leash.
Dash: This story’s like a dog. But without any bark.
Fallen: Oh, but trust me, it’s got a whole lot of bite.
He led her down a hall way with more metal doors lining the wall. On the red doors there were signs that had the various names of other ponies, some she knew. She saw doors that said Lyra, Vinyl Scratch, Rose, and Colgate.
Fallen: At least it's none of you guys. But I’m pissed about Vinyl.
She was lead down the hall to a room that said "Breaking Room" on its sign an as soon as she entered, she felt her spirit die.
Fallen: Sorry, that’s just the Material Emancipation Grid. It’s always either the soul or the ear tubes.
In the breaking room there were three stalls, each one had a place to tie the collar, four shackles that tied around a ponies feet, and a rack that had an array of sex toys.
Twilight: Probably enough to beat somepony with.
Fallen: Sounds like I have some inventory to expand.
In one of the stalls there was an average looking man. He had short light brown hair, he was skinny, with a blue button up shirt on, He had a black ski mask with sunglasses on his face, jeans that were pulled down to his knees, and a nametag that said "Jhon" on it.
Fallen: "This meeting of Horsefuckers Anonymous will now come to order."
He was raping Berry's dear friend, Lyra Heartstrings.
Dash: You're just ASSUMING it's rape. What if it was Lyra's idea?
Fallen: Or what if SHE'S raping HIM?
Twilight: Are Berry Punch and Lyra even friends?
"Aww Man, I wanted Lyra!" The mask less one said.
"Enf, Wait your, enf turn!" the masked one said with a grunt, he was obviously nearing his climax.
Dash: Or he's really bad at animal impressions.
"Fine" the mask less one said, as he led Berry Pinch to a stall. He turned to Berry Punch, "Do this and behave, and your foul will not be harmed."
Twilight: I know this author is trolling, but would it have killed him to proofread his trolling?
Upon hearing that Berry Punch started crying softly and obediently walked into her stall.
The Man Hooked her up to her shackles, they felt rusty against her soft skin and pulled down his pants. His member already fully erects.
Fallen: How the hell do you screw a sentence up so badly and in so many ways?
He lined it up with Berry's vagina and slowly slid it in. Not moments after He heard Wrath
Dash: Wait, what? Who?
moan in ecstasy and bring his fist down on Lyra who in turn cried out in pain. He led the sobbing Lyra down to her room.
Fallen: Well, props for using “led” properly.
Anyway, The Sadistic mask less man slid his penis into Berry, she started crying as soon as he entered, the flood of memories it brought her from back when she was an alcoholic
Dash: She ever stopped being one?
Twilight: She never WAS one!
hit her like a ton of bricks.
"Fuck, yes! I love it when they cry!" the man said as his dick began pumping faster and faster. Not satisfied with simply raping the poor mare he decided to break her emotionally as well.
Fallen: See these people? These are the people society would have shot dead long ago in a perfect world.
He leaned down and whispered in her ear "Ya know, for a used up tramp such as yourself, your pussy is super tight." He then grabbed her tail and pulled, eliciting a scream from her. "Oh, did I hit a sensitive spot!"
Fallen: You forgot where your dick was, didn’t you. Do you realize how sad that is?
he yelled as he yanked again, only this time twice as hard.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Berry screamed in agony as she felt some of her tail hair come out, making her rapist laugh twice as hard.
Twilight: Will you stop saying “twice as hard” already? It’s getting to the point where hearing it is unpleasant.
Fallen: My mind’s defaulting to the obvious sex joke.
Twilight: What sex jo-OH, SWEET PRINCESS!
Fallen: ...you didn’t see it before?
Not an evil laugh, mind you, but a happy laugh like when you watch a standup comedian.
Dash: Honest enjoyment. How does this guy even exist in any world, let alone yours?
He pulled his dick out of Berry's snatch and rammed it in her anus. Making her scream in pain.
"Aww, come on! It's not like you haven't taken it there before! Knowing you and how much of a filthy whore you are your probably likeing this! Aren’t you!"
Twilight: What’s he basing that assumption on?
He yelled at her. He was on the verge of orgasm so he took his lengthy member and shoved the tip up into Berry's nose and blew his load. The thick semen traveled up Berry's nose and down her throat, making her gag with revulsion.
Fallen: This is the first time I’ve seen an event like this in this fandom that tries to treat itself with some sort of seriousness. It’s the worst thing ever. So far.
Just the Wrath came back out; drying his hand on a small towel he whispered something in his friend’s ear.
"William!" he said, "Why don't we-" the rest was whispers until Brutal said
"Dude that will be totally fucking rad! Go get her!" William said. Jhon then left in a hurry
Twilight: Wait. Jhon is Wrath and William is Brutal?
Fallen: (facepalm)
Dash: What’s wrong?
Fallen: I just realized Brutal was the author’s self-insert.
while brutal looked at Berry and with a laugh said, "You'll love this ya filthy slut!" just then Jhon came back with Berry Pinch, Berry Punch's little filly in his arms.
Twilight: That’s STILL not her name, and the problem with saying it is is that it’s literally a letter off from her mother’s!
Fallen: Don’t worry, Twi. They’ll get the two mixed up.
Twilight: That’s supposed to be a GOOD thing!?
Fallen: It’ll distract from everything else, so yes.
Upon seeing this Berry Punch yelled "You leave my little filly alone you monsters!" which just made the two humans laugh. As they pulled down their pants revealing their fully erect members.
Fallen: Yeah, no. How are they ready to go so soon after Berry and Lyra?
They held the struggling filly down and began to fuck her virgin pussy and mouth at the same time. Berry Pinch started waving her little hoofsies and screaming, although it was muffled by William's cock and her eyes were closed tight.
Fallen: I feel like I’m reading a fanfic about fluffy pony abuse.
Twilight: I’m a little scared to ask what that is.
Fallen: As you should be.
William looked at Berry Punch and with a laugh said in a mocking tone "Why aren't you helping you filly mommy? Do you not care anymore? Ya hear that little Filly momma doesn’t love you anymore!" Tears started pouring out the filly's and mare's eyes and Berry Punch started screaming "STOP YOU FUCKERS! LEAVE MY FILLY ALONE!" over and over again.
Fallen: “You’re lucky she even performs for you bastards!”
Soon, both humans felt their orgasms building so they forced open Berry Pinch's eyes and they each blew their load into one of them.
Dash: This is... why are we even sitting here trying to make fun of this!?
Fallen: Come on, Rainbow. Anything and everything can be riffed. Don’t let this be the exception.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mommy! Mommy! Make the hurt go away!" Berry Pinch yelled, blood seeping out of her throat and pussy.
Twilight: Vaginal bleeding, I can almost understand, but what did they do to her throat!?
"I'm sorry baby! I'm so, so sorry!" Berry Punch sobbed to her daughter.
After they finished up Jhon led Berry Punch back to her room, (She was too busy crying and broken to fight back.)
Dash: Was she even walking with them, or was she too out of it to do anything but let them drag her?
Fallen: ...she was too busy broken. What.
And William carried Berry Pinch Back. When they arrived they rudely pushed Berry Punch into the room and she immediately curled up into a ball and started crying.
Fallen: I legitimately can’t think of anyone more entitled to the fetal position right now.
And William just threw Berry Pinch in, she slammed off the wall, making a crunching noise and as soon as she landed, her leg bent awkwardly she crawled over to her mommy and the two proceeded to hug and cry at the same time.
"Ew, what a lovefag fest." William exclaimed
Dash: ...no.
Fallen: Oh boy...
"Yeah, het you wanna hit the bar?" Jhon said.
"Sure, why not." William said. They both brohoofed, slammed and locked the door and left.
Such was an average day at the Brony Brothel, Pittsburgh’s newest back alley whore house.
Fallen: I don’t think Pennsylvania’s enough of a shithole for a place like that to legally exist. Or even ILLEGALLY exist.
MEANWHILE IN LYRA'S ROOM!
Lyra lay curled up in a ball with a maniacal grin on her face "I knew they were real, I knew they were real, I knew they were real." she repeated over and over again into the night
Fallen: What, does my presence not count for anything anymore?
Dash: Stop the story.
Fallen: Oh god, she’s pissed...
Fallen: Um... Rainbow Dash? You alright, pal?
Dash: …
Twilight: Come on, Rainbow, talk to us. You’re starting to scare me.
(Dash takes a deep, long breath.)
Dash: I... I’ve been somewhat cool with most of what we’ve done.
Fallen: There’s a nice list of exceptions-
Dash: I SAID MOST. I let 29P off the hook because it was so random it was awesome.
Ring: (from TV) Thanks...oh, you’re just going to continue without me. Carry on.
Dash: I overlooked basically everything in that marathon because it was too awful for me to take seriously.
Fallen: “The Things Hate Can Do” got to you.
Twilight: Are you saying it shouldn’t have?
Fallen: Probably not as much as it did.
Dash: WILL YOU ALL JUST BE QUIET!?
Fallen: Oh god.
Dash: This story right here... it’s pure awful. For every reason.
Twilight: We already realized that, but go on.
Dash: It’s bad enough that there are humans who SOMEHOW go to and from Equestria.
Fallen: Actually, the description says-
Dash: But the STORY doesn’t. And it’s bad enough that they’re kidnapping ponies. Mares and fillies. It’s bad enough that they’re bringing them to their world - YOUR world - and beating and raping them. But I can’t excuse them completely dismissing the fact that a mother and daughter love each other and want to comfort each other in this situation!
Twilight: ...really? THAT was the big thing?
Dash: YES! You know how strong my sense of loyalty is, and there’s almost nothing more important than loyalty to family! Ask Applejack, she’d say the same thing!
Twilight: Wow. Was there some actual family issue you had that-
Dash: We’re not talking about it.
Ring: Hm. This might honestly be a good time to mention that it’s very likely that the author himself will be seeing this MST once it’s done. Have anything to say to him?
Twilight: Proofread your trolling.
Dash: STOP BEING AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER.
Fallen: I’m all set. Anything I could say would only be fuel for the fire.
Ring: I think Dash already said it for us all. Anyway, get back in there.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Dash: …
Twilight: Come on, Rainbow, talk to us. You’re starting to scare me.
(Dash takes a deep, long breath.)
Dash: I... I’ve been somewhat cool with most of what we’ve done.
Fallen: There’s a nice list of exceptions-
Dash: I SAID MOST. I let 29P off the hook because it was so random it was awesome.
Ring: (from TV) Thanks...oh, you’re just going to continue without me. Carry on.
Dash: I overlooked basically everything in that marathon because it was too awful for me to take seriously.
Fallen: “The Things Hate Can Do” got to you.
Twilight: Are you saying it shouldn’t have?
Fallen: Probably not as much as it did.
Dash: WILL YOU ALL JUST BE QUIET!?
Fallen: Oh god.
Dash: This story right here... it’s pure awful. For every reason.
Twilight: We already realized that, but go on.
Dash: It’s bad enough that there are humans who SOMEHOW go to and from Equestria.
Fallen: Actually, the description says-
Dash: But the STORY doesn’t. And it’s bad enough that they’re kidnapping ponies. Mares and fillies. It’s bad enough that they’re bringing them to their world - YOUR world - and beating and raping them. But I can’t excuse them completely dismissing the fact that a mother and daughter love each other and want to comfort each other in this situation!
Twilight: ...really? THAT was the big thing?
Dash: YES! You know how strong my sense of loyalty is, and there’s almost nothing more important than loyalty to family! Ask Applejack, she’d say the same thing!
Twilight: Wow. Was there some actual family issue you had that-
Dash: We’re not talking about it.
Ring: Hm. This might honestly be a good time to mention that it’s very likely that the author himself will be seeing this MST once it’s done. Have anything to say to him?
Twilight: Proofread your trolling.
Dash: STOP BEING AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER.
Fallen: I’m all set. Anything I could say would only be fuel for the fire.
Ring: I think Dash already said it for us all. Anyway, get back in there.
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
It was two weeks after the Brony Brothel opened for business and so far they hadn't had one customer.
Fallen: By business logic, that should mean it’s a failure and they should shut it down.
"Oh my Fucking god!" Jhon said. "This Job is SOOOO fucking boring!"
Twilight: You mean they’re not enjoying it anymore? They’re doing this just to do it!?
The only thing the two overseers of had to do since day one was sit around drinking beer, watching Lyra lose her shit (She had started writing "They are real!" in her blood all over her room wall.")
Dash: Why leave her with anything to cut herself with? If they’re not, they REALLY need to do something about the fact that she hasn’t stopped bleeding yet!
and listen to the gathering team complain that their gear wasn't good enough to capture any new ponies, and fuck with Berry Punch.
"Ya wanna go fuck with Berry Punch?"William asked
"Why the fuck not."
Fallen: Three times. And they practically line up with each other.
Jhon said they brohoofed
Twilight: Well, if he said so...
Fallen: This guy has no right to use that word. Ever. I really, REALLY hate telling people they don’t deserve to be called bronies, but THIS.
and as they were about to get up someone walked in the front.
The man was tall, had short blonde hair, blue eyes,
Fallen: Oh, now I REALLY hate this guy.
Dash: Why? It’s just talking about what the guy looks like.
Fallen: Looks like I’m going to have to give you a little history lesson after this. But author, you need SUBTLETY and SUBTEXT. You also need to NOT PUT NAZI ELEMENTS IN PONY FICTION.
a five o'clock shadow beard and wore Khakis, a tan button up shirt and brown leather dress shoes, and sunglasses.
The man walked up to the counter and simply asked
Fallen: “Where is Sarah Connor?”
"How much?"
" fifty dollars an hour. drinks, privacy, drugs and other extras cost extra. If you let us watch and put on a good show it's half off." William said in a bemused tone.
Dash: I’m not even looking at the rest of that. Is “dollars” your currency?
Fallen: Other countries use other forms, but where this is set, yes.
Twilight: There are other places that use other forms of currency? Doesn’t that get confusing?
Fallen: Like you wouldn’t believe.
"And what do I do for that hour." the strange man said
"Beat 'em, fuck 'em, your call." Jhon piped in.
"I'll take one." The man said.
Twilight: I just want to know how he found out about this place. And if anyone can, how no authority figures have yet.
"Finally, a fucking customer! Haliluja!" William yelled throwing his hands to the ceiling like one would do in church.
Fallen: Oh, that’s a load of hypocrisy right there. The alleged Satanist discussing church matters. Though “hallelujah” is misspelled, so partial points?
Dash: I don’t think that’s the kind of thing you want to do when your customer’s right there in front of you.
They led the man down the hallway with all the cells and let him look in at each pony, examining them like one would a cow at a market.
Twilight: Are excessive similes going to be a theme?
"I'll take this one." he said stoping at Berry Punch's room.
Dash: It WOULD be Berry again.
She was asleep, her filly curled up net to her. The filly's leg had long since healed thanks to a home visit vet who came and fixed it in exchange for an hour alone with Vinyl scratch.
Fallen: ...you’ll fix up a filly but you’ll have your way with an unwilling mare.
Twilight: This contradicts the point about no one else coming to their brothel.
"K, I'll get her up." William said. He grabbed a rusty metal pipe and started hitting the door, making a loud metallic clanking noise, rudely waking the sleeping ponies up.
Fallen: He’s waking them up with loud noises? I see no reason to like this man!
"Wake, Wake!
Twilight: What.
Time to make us some money!" William shouted at the ponies. Berry Punch cowered back into a corner and her filly cowered behind her mommy. "Which one?"William asked "The Mom or the baby?".
Fallen: “Yes.”
The man smirked and said "The little one!" As soon as he said that Berry Punch's Maternal instincts kicked in and she charged at the man and bucked him strait in the chest.
Fallen: I’m proud of her.
Twilight: I would be too, if this guy knew how to spell.
William immediately tackled the mare and started hitting her, Pinch started bawling, and Jhon rushed to his customers aid.
"Are you ok sir?
Dash: Oh, don’t pretend you know what compassion is!
She normally doesn't do that! Lets-" He was cut off as William yelled
"Shut that fucking fowl up!"
Twilight: I’m not going to bother complaining about him misspelling “foal” again. I’ll just wait until he runs out of letters to swap the A with.
as he continued beating Berry Pinch, who now had blood oozing out of her nose and two black eyes. Berry Pinch stopped crying, remember what happened the last time she bothered William with her voice.
Dash: ...she apologized and all was forgiven?
Fallen: How has your optimism not been crushed to death yet?
TWO DAYS EARLIER
Berry Pinch was rolling the rubber ball back and forth between herself and her mother. She was giggling and for the first time since she got here she was happy.
Twilight: Oh hey, happiness is still an emotion.
Her mother convinced Jhon
Fallen: Oh, for the love of- IT’S “JOHN!”
to give her a toy after going with him for an hour. He was always in a good mood when she went with him and this time he gave her a ball.
Fallen: Considering how this has been going, I’m not convinced it isn’t a severed testicle.
Twilight: Made of rubber?
Fallen: You never know.
Anyway, she was playing with her mommy who was rolling it back and forth with her when she heard William yell
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP HERE!"
Dash: Does he live at the brothel?
She stopped playing and laughing for a little while but soon forgot about him and started again. About two minutes later William yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL MAKE YOU!"
Twilight: Have them read “spiderses.” They’ll be speechless.
and that was when her mommy went over two her giggling filly
Fallen: Can Ruby Pinch multiply?
Twilight: I don’t even think she’s old enough to use magic yet.
and tried to hold her mouth shut with her hooves, but only succeeded in tickling her, making her laugh even more.
Twilight: This IS getting a little silly, isn't it?
"Shhh, honey! William will get mad! Shhh, Shhh!" Berry Punch said to her daughter but she wouldn't stop laughing. That was when they herd William scream in anger and started marching down the hall and before she could have her filly hide behind her he busted in the door.
Fallen: You know... they still didn’t have any paying customers at that point. I don’t think they can afford property damage repair.
"YOU LITTLE FUCKING HORSE BITCH!" he shouted as he grabbed Berry Punch's rope and tightened it so she couldn't move. He then grabbed the little filly, unzipped his pants and rammed is massive dick into her ass.
Fallen: How big do you think his dick is in real life?
Dash: Probably an inch or two.
He raped her ass for a full twenty minutes, the whole time her mother could just watch and cry as her little baby just yelled "Mommy! Mommy! Help me! My special place is hurting!
Dash: No, the “special place” is its next-door neighbor.
Fallen: Seriously, my mind is substituting Ruby Pinch for a fluffy pony. It’s just as gruesome and unwelcome, but at least I’m already numb to it.
Make the hurt stop Mommy! Help Me!" and bled out her ass.
He soon stopped and started fucking her infant pussy. He raped her in every hole for hours and hours.
Twilight: Nopony and no one has that kind of stamina!
After he finished with one hole he would move on. After three or four hours of this horrid, brutal rape he dropped her, took her ball and shouted
Fallen: “I AM A MAN!” (punches wall) ...ow.
"HERE'S YOUR FUCKING BALL YOU WHORE!" and he shoved the ball up her violated, cum filled anus.
Dash: Is that... better or worse than a wine bottle?
Twilight: Well, since the orifice was freshly used, and the ball is probably smaller-
Dash: Okay, STOP.
He then turned to Berry Punch, untied her and said "YOU! CLEAN YOUR WHORE DAUGHTER UP AND WHEN I COME BACK THEIR BETTER BE NOTHING ON HER AT ALL!" He then stormed out and left Berry Punch to lick her daughter clean
Twilight: What- that’s- EW!
while she asked "Why mommy? Why didn't you help me? You saw the bad man hurting me and you didn't do anything? Why Mommy? Why?"
Dash: Let’s see... she was tied back, she would’ve been beaten if she tried, she wouldn’t have been able to overpower him...
Fallen: THANK you. You can’t see reason in this without a heaping dose of cynicism.
Berry could only sob and say "I'm sorry baby, momma's so sorry." again and again and again.
PRESENT
Fallen: You’d BETTER have one for me. My birthday was two weeks ago!
Berry Punch woke up. The last thing she remembered was William beating her into unconscious as Jhon grabbed her foul.
Twilight: STOP THAT!
She tried to rub her head but she hit plastic. As soon as she fully came to her senses she realized her head was in a plastic cone, like the ones used for dogs.
Fallen: HA! Cone of shame! Called it!
She looked around and saw, to her horror, Berry Pinch Getting mouth raped by the new man that was with William and Jhon.
Twilight: I still haven’t seen Punch and Pinch get confused yet.
Fallen: Huh. Guess that’s the one thing he DIDN’T screw up.
The man grunted and came into her daughters mouth and pulled out. She then herd William say
Good, your awake, now you'll find out what happens when you misbehave."
Dash: Tell me the only thing involved is a corner...
he said with a snicker he then brought over Pinch, sperm oozing from her mouth, and set her down in front of her mom. Berry Punch tried to reach out to her daughter but found herself restrained.
Fallen: Why does she even try anymore? Even if she could do something, the consequences would make it not worth it.
Twilight: Isn't important to stay hopeful while there's still hope, though?
Fallen: There was NEVER hope for this story.
Then she watched as William reached down, opened her daughter mouth, and started pulling out Pinch's teeth, one by one.
Dash: (shudders)
Fallen: The Crusaders weren't that bad, were they?
Pinch started bawling and screaming please for help but to no avail, her mom could just watch in terror as William pulled each tooth out slowly and then to her horror, he started roping them in the cone.
Twilight: How can you rope something into something else!?
One by one the teeth of her daughter bounced off her face and settled at the bottom of the cone. After her sobbing daughter was completely toothless William took a knife and started cutting out her daughters tongue.
Fallen: Removing the teeth and tongue. I'll give it the faint credit of not actually ripping anything off so far. This is a new breed of GOD NO.
As he was cutting her innocent filly's tongue off she could hear the two other men laughing hysterically at her daughters pain. Her daughter started coughing up blood and mucus as her tongue was being torn from her mouth and thrown into the cone with her crying mother.
Dash: That doesn't sound comfortable. At all. Couldn't those get caught where the cone meets the neck? What if she swallows one?
Fallen: It's cute how you think they have a shred of humanity.
The filly's screams did not stop and in fact got even worse as William moved to her hooves.
Fallen: And NOW we're treading familiar ground. I wonder if brutalassmaster and DontWannaKnow copied notes off each- oh god. (facepalm X2 combo)
Twilight: What?
Fallen: "Wrath" and "Brutal" were left over from when he fixed the names. And Wrath is WrathOfGod519.
Twilight: ...who?
Fallen: One of the assholes who liked to harass the Train Wreck Explorers. I actually KNOW someone in this story. FUCK.
She screamed in terror and agony as her hooves were twisted and yanked off one by one as all three humans laughed. As soon as they were off and tosed into the bucket all three of them choose a hole in the filly and started raping her violently.
Twilight: Well, their lifetime supply of twisting knives and wound salt is being put to rigorous use.
The filly screamed out in agony to a mom that could do nothing except watch in horror and disgust. The men then pulled out and shot the hot, gooey loads into the cone as well.
Dash: I'm starting to think they WANT her to eat what they're putting in there.
William then lifted the filly above the cone, took a knife and cut the filly from her gooch to her chin and laughed as all her inerds and blood slopped into the cone.
Fallen: No, no, no! If you kill Ruby now, you won’t have any other way to punish Berry without hurting her physically! Wasn’t that the point of this? If what happens when she misbehaves is that her child dies, you run out of misbehavior punishment after it happening ONCE!
Dash: How are you finding logic flaws in this!?
Twilight: It's not that hard. The real question is why.
At that point the mother's survival instincts kicked in and she started drinking the horrible, horrible mixture in order to survive.
Fallen: That doesn't work unless they were starving her. Haven't you guys evolved past reliance on instinct anyway?
Twilight: Seriously, why are you still bothering?
Fallen: If the focus is off the events themselves, it's really easy.
As she swallowed her daughters blood she felt her vagina being penetrated by the new man. He slid his dick in and out of her used up yet tight pussy
Dash: If they've been doing this to her really often, why would she still be that tight?
and relished in the sight of Berry drinking her own daughters blood. He soon found himself on the verge of orgasm, pulled out, and shot another salty load into the cone as Berry finished her ungodly meal.
Fallen: I'd like to remind my viewing audience that this is meant to be fanfiction for My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. You can tell, right?
William then removed the cone, the remaining contents spilling onto the floor and led her back to her room. As soon as they arrived he said "If you ever misbehave again I will kill you myself."
Fallen: See? Why didn't you issue THAT ultimatum before going for her daughter?
He then tossed the ball into her cell and said "Here, this is to remind you that what happened was your fault, if you didn't have hurt my customer Pinch would still be alive." At the mention of her daughters name she brook down crying
Twilight: Why are the captives the only one's acting like actual beings?
Dash: How do you know there aren't actually people who'd do this?
and then William said "Now you'll be a good girl from now on, right?" Berry just nodded and said
"Yes." William just smirked, hit her over the head and said "Yes what?"
Twilight: TWO SPEAKERS.
Fallen: Ah, it was only a matter of time...
"Yes master William." Berry said again.
Just then Jhon came in and said "William! He said he wanted to join us!"
Dash: No. I give up on questioning motives.
Fallen: I'll hold you to that.
William smiled, he always liked meeting people with like interests and said "Tell him to get ready, we're going on a raid tomorrow."
Fallen: Through the portals to Equestria that the description for the story claims they invented?
Twilight: Oh hey, that would make them Gary Stus!
He then slammed the door on Berry. Who just sat their, in the dark, rolling the ball between her hooves and said "I'm sorry baby, momma's so sorry!" She then cryed herself to sleep.
All: BREAK.
Fallen: By business logic, that should mean it’s a failure and they should shut it down.
"Oh my Fucking god!" Jhon said. "This Job is SOOOO fucking boring!"
Twilight: You mean they’re not enjoying it anymore? They’re doing this just to do it!?
The only thing the two overseers of had to do since day one was sit around drinking beer, watching Lyra lose her shit (She had started writing "They are real!" in her blood all over her room wall.")
Dash: Why leave her with anything to cut herself with? If they’re not, they REALLY need to do something about the fact that she hasn’t stopped bleeding yet!
and listen to the gathering team complain that their gear wasn't good enough to capture any new ponies, and fuck with Berry Punch.
"Ya wanna go fuck with Berry Punch?"William asked
"Why the fuck not."
Fallen: Three times. And they practically line up with each other.
Jhon said they brohoofed
Twilight: Well, if he said so...
Fallen: This guy has no right to use that word. Ever. I really, REALLY hate telling people they don’t deserve to be called bronies, but THIS.
and as they were about to get up someone walked in the front.
The man was tall, had short blonde hair, blue eyes,
Fallen: Oh, now I REALLY hate this guy.
Dash: Why? It’s just talking about what the guy looks like.
Fallen: Looks like I’m going to have to give you a little history lesson after this. But author, you need SUBTLETY and SUBTEXT. You also need to NOT PUT NAZI ELEMENTS IN PONY FICTION.
a five o'clock shadow beard and wore Khakis, a tan button up shirt and brown leather dress shoes, and sunglasses.
The man walked up to the counter and simply asked
Fallen: “Where is Sarah Connor?”
"How much?"
" fifty dollars an hour. drinks, privacy, drugs and other extras cost extra. If you let us watch and put on a good show it's half off." William said in a bemused tone.
Dash: I’m not even looking at the rest of that. Is “dollars” your currency?
Fallen: Other countries use other forms, but where this is set, yes.
Twilight: There are other places that use other forms of currency? Doesn’t that get confusing?
Fallen: Like you wouldn’t believe.
"And what do I do for that hour." the strange man said
"Beat 'em, fuck 'em, your call." Jhon piped in.
"I'll take one." The man said.
Twilight: I just want to know how he found out about this place. And if anyone can, how no authority figures have yet.
"Finally, a fucking customer! Haliluja!" William yelled throwing his hands to the ceiling like one would do in church.
Fallen: Oh, that’s a load of hypocrisy right there. The alleged Satanist discussing church matters. Though “hallelujah” is misspelled, so partial points?
Dash: I don’t think that’s the kind of thing you want to do when your customer’s right there in front of you.
They led the man down the hallway with all the cells and let him look in at each pony, examining them like one would a cow at a market.
Twilight: Are excessive similes going to be a theme?
"I'll take this one." he said stoping at Berry Punch's room.
Dash: It WOULD be Berry again.
She was asleep, her filly curled up net to her. The filly's leg had long since healed thanks to a home visit vet who came and fixed it in exchange for an hour alone with Vinyl scratch.
Fallen: ...you’ll fix up a filly but you’ll have your way with an unwilling mare.
Twilight: This contradicts the point about no one else coming to their brothel.
"K, I'll get her up." William said. He grabbed a rusty metal pipe and started hitting the door, making a loud metallic clanking noise, rudely waking the sleeping ponies up.
Fallen: He’s waking them up with loud noises? I see no reason to like this man!
"Wake, Wake!
Twilight: What.
Time to make us some money!" William shouted at the ponies. Berry Punch cowered back into a corner and her filly cowered behind her mommy. "Which one?"William asked "The Mom or the baby?".
Fallen: “Yes.”
The man smirked and said "The little one!" As soon as he said that Berry Punch's Maternal instincts kicked in and she charged at the man and bucked him strait in the chest.
Fallen: I’m proud of her.
Twilight: I would be too, if this guy knew how to spell.
William immediately tackled the mare and started hitting her, Pinch started bawling, and Jhon rushed to his customers aid.
"Are you ok sir?
Dash: Oh, don’t pretend you know what compassion is!
She normally doesn't do that! Lets-" He was cut off as William yelled
"Shut that fucking fowl up!"
Twilight: I’m not going to bother complaining about him misspelling “foal” again. I’ll just wait until he runs out of letters to swap the A with.
as he continued beating Berry Pinch, who now had blood oozing out of her nose and two black eyes. Berry Pinch stopped crying, remember what happened the last time she bothered William with her voice.
Dash: ...she apologized and all was forgiven?
Fallen: How has your optimism not been crushed to death yet?
TWO DAYS EARLIER
Berry Pinch was rolling the rubber ball back and forth between herself and her mother. She was giggling and for the first time since she got here she was happy.
Twilight: Oh hey, happiness is still an emotion.
Her mother convinced Jhon
Fallen: Oh, for the love of- IT’S “JOHN!”
to give her a toy after going with him for an hour. He was always in a good mood when she went with him and this time he gave her a ball.
Fallen: Considering how this has been going, I’m not convinced it isn’t a severed testicle.
Twilight: Made of rubber?
Fallen: You never know.
Anyway, she was playing with her mommy who was rolling it back and forth with her when she heard William yell
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP HERE!"
Dash: Does he live at the brothel?
She stopped playing and laughing for a little while but soon forgot about him and started again. About two minutes later William yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL MAKE YOU!"
Twilight: Have them read “spiderses.” They’ll be speechless.
and that was when her mommy went over two her giggling filly
Fallen: Can Ruby Pinch multiply?
Twilight: I don’t even think she’s old enough to use magic yet.
and tried to hold her mouth shut with her hooves, but only succeeded in tickling her, making her laugh even more.
Twilight: This IS getting a little silly, isn't it?
"Shhh, honey! William will get mad! Shhh, Shhh!" Berry Punch said to her daughter but she wouldn't stop laughing. That was when they herd William scream in anger and started marching down the hall and before she could have her filly hide behind her he busted in the door.
Fallen: You know... they still didn’t have any paying customers at that point. I don’t think they can afford property damage repair.
"YOU LITTLE FUCKING HORSE BITCH!" he shouted as he grabbed Berry Punch's rope and tightened it so she couldn't move. He then grabbed the little filly, unzipped his pants and rammed is massive dick into her ass.
Fallen: How big do you think his dick is in real life?
Dash: Probably an inch or two.
He raped her ass for a full twenty minutes, the whole time her mother could just watch and cry as her little baby just yelled "Mommy! Mommy! Help me! My special place is hurting!
Dash: No, the “special place” is its next-door neighbor.
Fallen: Seriously, my mind is substituting Ruby Pinch for a fluffy pony. It’s just as gruesome and unwelcome, but at least I’m already numb to it.
Make the hurt stop Mommy! Help Me!" and bled out her ass.
He soon stopped and started fucking her infant pussy. He raped her in every hole for hours and hours.
Twilight: Nopony and no one has that kind of stamina!
After he finished with one hole he would move on. After three or four hours of this horrid, brutal rape he dropped her, took her ball and shouted
Fallen: “I AM A MAN!” (punches wall) ...ow.
"HERE'S YOUR FUCKING BALL YOU WHORE!" and he shoved the ball up her violated, cum filled anus.
Dash: Is that... better or worse than a wine bottle?
Twilight: Well, since the orifice was freshly used, and the ball is probably smaller-
Dash: Okay, STOP.
He then turned to Berry Punch, untied her and said "YOU! CLEAN YOUR WHORE DAUGHTER UP AND WHEN I COME BACK THEIR BETTER BE NOTHING ON HER AT ALL!" He then stormed out and left Berry Punch to lick her daughter clean
Twilight: What- that’s- EW!
while she asked "Why mommy? Why didn't you help me? You saw the bad man hurting me and you didn't do anything? Why Mommy? Why?"
Dash: Let’s see... she was tied back, she would’ve been beaten if she tried, she wouldn’t have been able to overpower him...
Fallen: THANK you. You can’t see reason in this without a heaping dose of cynicism.
Berry could only sob and say "I'm sorry baby, momma's so sorry." again and again and again.
PRESENT
Fallen: You’d BETTER have one for me. My birthday was two weeks ago!
Berry Punch woke up. The last thing she remembered was William beating her into unconscious as Jhon grabbed her foul.
Twilight: STOP THAT!
She tried to rub her head but she hit plastic. As soon as she fully came to her senses she realized her head was in a plastic cone, like the ones used for dogs.
Fallen: HA! Cone of shame! Called it!
She looked around and saw, to her horror, Berry Pinch Getting mouth raped by the new man that was with William and Jhon.
Twilight: I still haven’t seen Punch and Pinch get confused yet.
Fallen: Huh. Guess that’s the one thing he DIDN’T screw up.
The man grunted and came into her daughters mouth and pulled out. She then herd William say
Good, your awake, now you'll find out what happens when you misbehave."
Dash: Tell me the only thing involved is a corner...
he said with a snicker he then brought over Pinch, sperm oozing from her mouth, and set her down in front of her mom. Berry Punch tried to reach out to her daughter but found herself restrained.
Fallen: Why does she even try anymore? Even if she could do something, the consequences would make it not worth it.
Twilight: Isn't important to stay hopeful while there's still hope, though?
Fallen: There was NEVER hope for this story.
Then she watched as William reached down, opened her daughter mouth, and started pulling out Pinch's teeth, one by one.
Dash: (shudders)
Fallen: The Crusaders weren't that bad, were they?
Pinch started bawling and screaming please for help but to no avail, her mom could just watch in terror as William pulled each tooth out slowly and then to her horror, he started roping them in the cone.
Twilight: How can you rope something into something else!?
One by one the teeth of her daughter bounced off her face and settled at the bottom of the cone. After her sobbing daughter was completely toothless William took a knife and started cutting out her daughters tongue.
Fallen: Removing the teeth and tongue. I'll give it the faint credit of not actually ripping anything off so far. This is a new breed of GOD NO.
As he was cutting her innocent filly's tongue off she could hear the two other men laughing hysterically at her daughters pain. Her daughter started coughing up blood and mucus as her tongue was being torn from her mouth and thrown into the cone with her crying mother.
Dash: That doesn't sound comfortable. At all. Couldn't those get caught where the cone meets the neck? What if she swallows one?
Fallen: It's cute how you think they have a shred of humanity.
The filly's screams did not stop and in fact got even worse as William moved to her hooves.
Fallen: And NOW we're treading familiar ground. I wonder if brutalassmaster and DontWannaKnow copied notes off each- oh god. (facepalm X2 combo)
Twilight: What?
Fallen: "Wrath" and "Brutal" were left over from when he fixed the names. And Wrath is WrathOfGod519.
Twilight: ...who?
Fallen: One of the assholes who liked to harass the Train Wreck Explorers. I actually KNOW someone in this story. FUCK.
She screamed in terror and agony as her hooves were twisted and yanked off one by one as all three humans laughed. As soon as they were off and tosed into the bucket all three of them choose a hole in the filly and started raping her violently.
Twilight: Well, their lifetime supply of twisting knives and wound salt is being put to rigorous use.
The filly screamed out in agony to a mom that could do nothing except watch in horror and disgust. The men then pulled out and shot the hot, gooey loads into the cone as well.
Dash: I'm starting to think they WANT her to eat what they're putting in there.
William then lifted the filly above the cone, took a knife and cut the filly from her gooch to her chin and laughed as all her inerds and blood slopped into the cone.
Fallen: No, no, no! If you kill Ruby now, you won’t have any other way to punish Berry without hurting her physically! Wasn’t that the point of this? If what happens when she misbehaves is that her child dies, you run out of misbehavior punishment after it happening ONCE!
Dash: How are you finding logic flaws in this!?
Twilight: It's not that hard. The real question is why.
At that point the mother's survival instincts kicked in and she started drinking the horrible, horrible mixture in order to survive.
Fallen: That doesn't work unless they were starving her. Haven't you guys evolved past reliance on instinct anyway?
Twilight: Seriously, why are you still bothering?
Fallen: If the focus is off the events themselves, it's really easy.
As she swallowed her daughters blood she felt her vagina being penetrated by the new man. He slid his dick in and out of her used up yet tight pussy
Dash: If they've been doing this to her really often, why would she still be that tight?
and relished in the sight of Berry drinking her own daughters blood. He soon found himself on the verge of orgasm, pulled out, and shot another salty load into the cone as Berry finished her ungodly meal.
Fallen: I'd like to remind my viewing audience that this is meant to be fanfiction for My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. You can tell, right?
William then removed the cone, the remaining contents spilling onto the floor and led her back to her room. As soon as they arrived he said "If you ever misbehave again I will kill you myself."
Fallen: See? Why didn't you issue THAT ultimatum before going for her daughter?
He then tossed the ball into her cell and said "Here, this is to remind you that what happened was your fault, if you didn't have hurt my customer Pinch would still be alive." At the mention of her daughters name she brook down crying
Twilight: Why are the captives the only one's acting like actual beings?
Dash: How do you know there aren't actually people who'd do this?
and then William said "Now you'll be a good girl from now on, right?" Berry just nodded and said
"Yes." William just smirked, hit her over the head and said "Yes what?"
Twilight: TWO SPEAKERS.
Fallen: Ah, it was only a matter of time...
"Yes master William." Berry said again.
Just then Jhon came in and said "William! He said he wanted to join us!"
Dash: No. I give up on questioning motives.
Fallen: I'll hold you to that.
William smiled, he always liked meeting people with like interests and said "Tell him to get ready, we're going on a raid tomorrow."
Fallen: Through the portals to Equestria that the description for the story claims they invented?
Twilight: Oh hey, that would make them Gary Stus!
He then slammed the door on Berry. Who just sat their, in the dark, rolling the ball between her hooves and said "I'm sorry baby, momma's so sorry!" She then cryed herself to sleep.
All: BREAK.
Fallen: Alright, you already know how I’ve taken this story, but how are you two holding up?
Twilight: I actually hope this author DOESN’T correct his grammar and spelling. I’d hate to see this story if it were written well.
Dash: I... I have no words. This story’s gonna be the end of me.
Ring: (from TV) Well, looks like this is the last chapter. Almost a shame, as you guys can’t endure the “INCREDIBLY sick, twisted, fucked-up” chapter he references at the end of this one. It’s good that this shit is over, but...now Fallen won’t see it.
Fallen: It’s okay, my feelings aren’t hurt.
Pinkie: (from TV) What are your impressions of the author so far, guys?
Dash: I want to send him to Tartarus and make him Cerberus’s personal chew toy!
Twilight: I may have to alert Princess Celestia about the fact that he exists. If he’s incapacitated, all chance of these events ever coming true will fly out the window.
Ring: Shouldn’t you ponies have precautions in place or something? Me and Fallen are here, so what’s stopping those fuckers?
Twilight: I’m pretty sure Fallen was brought here specifically for assistance in this place. Though it would be nice to know how all the weapons got here...
Ring: Oh, he just brings those everywhere.
Pinkie: I helped carry most of them when he was settling in!
Fallen: And I’ll never know how they all fit in that bag... but that’s basically the same deal with that temp guy. Anon, I think he was calling himself.
Ring: Er, I just realized something. Isn’t it an amazingly awful idea to have a huge stockpile of weapons in what is currently the only catalyst between Earth and Equestria?
Dash: I’m pretty sure the princess knows what comes in and out of here. At least, I hope she does.
Twilight: That would be a good thing to ask when I tell her about this guy.
Fallen: Anyway, MY impression of the guy. I’m seeing Nazi support, unicorn supremacy, OC with a swastika cutie mark, kidnapping, physical and emotional abuse of mares and fillies, MURDERING fillies, enjoying doing all this, making a business out of doing all this, surrounding himself with people just as bad as he is, OBVIOUS overcompensation for the size of his penis, misogyny, homophobia, obviously trolling, weird obsession with anal, profanity in his goddamn FIMFiction name, swears like a sailor-
Ring: As an aside, I KNOW that at least half of that applies to LTD.
Fallen: Really, it’s a miracle this guy hasn’t met the same fate as mrhappyface yet.
Ring: At least he hasn’t, you know, put any of us in his fic without our consent.
Fallen: Well, he doesn’t know about us. He couldn’t anyway.
Ring: Yeah. Anyway, last chapter...and this is actually the least painful of them all.
Fallen: Oh, thank god. It’s the only one I haven’t actually read before now, so I know not to expect anything as bad as filly murder.
Ring: I was talking directly to you, Fallen. Dash and Twilight may think a slight bit differently.
Dash: What? Why?
Pinkie: You’ll see!
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Ring: Oh, and the spelling is even worse!
Twilight: I actually hope this author DOESN’T correct his grammar and spelling. I’d hate to see this story if it were written well.
Dash: I... I have no words. This story’s gonna be the end of me.
Ring: (from TV) Well, looks like this is the last chapter. Almost a shame, as you guys can’t endure the “INCREDIBLY sick, twisted, fucked-up” chapter he references at the end of this one. It’s good that this shit is over, but...now Fallen won’t see it.
Fallen: It’s okay, my feelings aren’t hurt.
Pinkie: (from TV) What are your impressions of the author so far, guys?
Dash: I want to send him to Tartarus and make him Cerberus’s personal chew toy!
Twilight: I may have to alert Princess Celestia about the fact that he exists. If he’s incapacitated, all chance of these events ever coming true will fly out the window.
Ring: Shouldn’t you ponies have precautions in place or something? Me and Fallen are here, so what’s stopping those fuckers?
Twilight: I’m pretty sure Fallen was brought here specifically for assistance in this place. Though it would be nice to know how all the weapons got here...
Ring: Oh, he just brings those everywhere.
Pinkie: I helped carry most of them when he was settling in!
Fallen: And I’ll never know how they all fit in that bag... but that’s basically the same deal with that temp guy. Anon, I think he was calling himself.
Ring: Er, I just realized something. Isn’t it an amazingly awful idea to have a huge stockpile of weapons in what is currently the only catalyst between Earth and Equestria?
Dash: I’m pretty sure the princess knows what comes in and out of here. At least, I hope she does.
Twilight: That would be a good thing to ask when I tell her about this guy.
Fallen: Anyway, MY impression of the guy. I’m seeing Nazi support, unicorn supremacy, OC with a swastika cutie mark, kidnapping, physical and emotional abuse of mares and fillies, MURDERING fillies, enjoying doing all this, making a business out of doing all this, surrounding himself with people just as bad as he is, OBVIOUS overcompensation for the size of his penis, misogyny, homophobia, obviously trolling, weird obsession with anal, profanity in his goddamn FIMFiction name, swears like a sailor-
Ring: As an aside, I KNOW that at least half of that applies to LTD.
Fallen: Really, it’s a miracle this guy hasn’t met the same fate as mrhappyface yet.
Ring: At least he hasn’t, you know, put any of us in his fic without our consent.
Fallen: Well, he doesn’t know about us. He couldn’t anyway.
Ring: Yeah. Anyway, last chapter...and this is actually the least painful of them all.
Fallen: Oh, thank god. It’s the only one I haven’t actually read before now, so I know not to expect anything as bad as filly murder.
Ring: I was talking directly to you, Fallen. Dash and Twilight may think a slight bit differently.
Dash: What? Why?
Pinkie: You’ll see!
(Buzzer sounds.)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Ring: Oh, and the spelling is even worse!
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF RACISM! VEIWER DISCREATIN IS ADVISED
sorry about the spelling, my spellcheakers not working.
Fallen: How do you break your spell check?
Twilight: I don’t know, but if THIS is it being broken, I’m scared now.
It was the big day. The day they took Denis (The Newfag)
Twilight: That's a horrible thing to call someone!
Fallen: 4chan. That is all.
out on a raid (If you are to retarded to guess it by now they were going to Equestria to kidnap ponies and go on a murderous rampage full of rape, murder, and general naughtyness.)
Twilight: Calling it a murderous rampage already implies murder.
Dash: Rampaging won't do you any good if you want to get in and out without any problems.
Fallen: And it's not retardation except on YOUR part for not establishing anything within the story.
"O.k.!" William Shouted "Grab your gear and lets head out!" he then pressed a button on the wall and three panels with a shit ton of guns unfolded.
Fallen: Pfft. Weak. Three panels on one wall? I’m stocked wall-to-wall and I’ve got fucking AISLES.
Twilight: Not gonna lie, when I first walked in here, I almost thought this was a gun store. It’s set up like a store.
Fallen: Better than not having the space and tossing them in a pile in the middle of the floor.
The amount of hardware was incredible.
Fallen: Step aside, amateurs. I’ll judge for myself if these guys are good to go in any way.
Dash: When did YOU become the weapons expert?
Fallen: ...you’re kidding, right?
Three AK 74s,
Fallen: A Soviet assault rifle. Great, let’s toss communism into the list of offenses...
Five MAC 10s,
Fallen: Military-grade machine pistols. Good show.
Three Desert Eagels (One had Gold Plating)
Fallen: Which model? Mark VII or Mark XIX? Because the Mark I’s aren’t around anymore.
Twilight: I have no idea what you’re-
Fallen: Good, because I’m not talking to you.
two M1911s,
Fallen: Is there any structure to how these are introduced, or are you just going through a list of weapons? Why’d you mention an assault rifle before a series of pistols?
3 Spaz 12 shotguns,
Fallen: And why’d you suddenly shift to shotguns? We need Fluttershy to clean this list up. Also, I’m pretty sure it’s spelled SPAS-12.
two M16s,
Fallen: You realize there are M16 rifles AND M16 landmines, right? Specify!
twenty Hand Grenades,
Fallen: No make and model on those? Seriously?
Dash: Why are you being so picky about all the guns?
Fallen: Is there a reason I shouldn’t be?
A Barret 50.cal,
Fallen: And now we’re doing AM rifles. I mean, most of these weapons are pretty damn good, but how did they get all of them?
two Uzis,
Fallen: For that matter, why are they bringing guns like this to a kidnapping raid? Wouldn’t you want something a lot more discreet than a fucking SMG?
an M60,
Fallen: The machine gun or the assault rifle? Because you CAN’T mean the tank...
Twilight: Are you almost finished?
Fallen: I’ll be done when the story runs out of weapons.
three M1 Garands,
Fallen: You could’ve mentioned this up with the AK 74s or M16s. Seriously, group the rifles together!
a potato gun modified to shoot dildos,
Fallen: Please. I have a gun that shoots other guns.
Twilight: That sounds unconventional.
Fallen: And this doesn’t?
four MP5s,
Fallen: An SMG. Which you could’ve easily just put alongside the Uzis. You really have no idea what half these are, do you, author?
three UMP 45s,
Fallen: Which were supposed to REPLACE the MP5’s, so having both is sort of stupid.
five Glock 18Cs,
Fallen: And ANOTHER out-of-place pistol! LIST ORGANIZATION IS YOUR FRIEND!
Twilight: Please don’t make me think of this guy having anything resembling friends...
Nine 32. Specials,
Fallen: Those aren’t even guns, those are rifle cartridges!
an R 303 assult rifle,
Fallen: You’re not even listening to me anymore, are you.
six M4 Carbines,
Fallen: How much more cliched can you get?
an STG 44,
Fallen: Okay, maybe you looked a LITTLE into this. Or you just know Nazi weapons off the top of your head.
three MP 40s,
Fallen: Yeah, you’re just doing the Nazi guns.
Dash: You never explained what a Nazi was.
Fallen: You don’t WANT to know what a Nazi is.
a Tommy Gun,
Fallen: Know what? I bet these were just thrown up on the wall and arranged by which ones were shinier.
Twilight: You weren’t great with it either.
Fallen: Oh, be quiet.
five RPG 7s,
Fallen: Why do you have five of those but significantly fewer of the other, weaker weapons?
three ACRs,
Fallen: This thing’s in the running to REPLACE the M4 Carbine. Why bother having both? How much research did you actually do?
five SCAR-Hs,
Fallen: Huh. Compared to a lot of the other shit here, this is kind of... standard.
Dash: How is THAT standard?
Fallen: The only real special thing about it is that it’s what our troops are using right now.
three AKS 74 Us,
Fallen: More carbines. And another weapon they couldn’t have possibly gotten stateside. And it’s just a variant of the AK-74, so was it really worth a separate mention?
a BAR,
Fallen: The semi-auto or the M1918?
a Five Seven,
Fallen: Semi-auto pistol. Which should be going with the OTHER GODDAMN SEMI-AUTO PISTOLS.
A fucking Minigun,
Fallen: Because you needed the profanity there so badly. But not bad.
a box full of land mines,
Fallen: Okay, so either the M16 really WAS the rifle, or this guy likes redundancy too.
two Pancor JackHammers (A fully atomatic shotgun),
Fallen: Those never even entered production! You can’t POSSIBLY have the only two working prototypes!
Dash: Stus?
Fallen: SO Stus.
multiple samuri swords,
Twilight: All those guns, and now we suddenly have swords?
Fallen: Wow. Just... wow. Did the word “katana” escape you?
A smith and Wesson 500 magnum,
Fallen: PUT THE HANDGUNS TOGETHER!
a browning 50. Cal,
Fallen: Whoa. DAMN.
and a few XM8 assult rifles.
Fallen: There’s another A in “assault.”
(If you don't know guns,
Fallen: Don’t patronize me.
lets just say they could probably take on the FBI and win with this arsonal.
Fallen: Not if no one knows how to use any of those weapons. They’re REALLY packing, but it’s worth nothing if they don’t know what to do with them. And if they do, they’re Stu-ing harder than we originally thought.
Dash: Seriously, you scare me a little.
Fallen: Why, because I know exactly what I keep hanging around?
(Forshadowing anyone?))
Jhon and NewFag were dumbstruck.
Fallen: Why? That’s not all that much.
Twilight: You’re only saying that because-
Fallen: Don’t ruin my gloating.
"Where did you get all this?" Jhon asked amazed.
"I know a black guy." William replied
Fallen: Oh, great. Racism too. The ONLY thing he felt bad enough about to warn us of ahead of time.
"You should see the shit I have at my house!"
They all three gathered their gear and went to the portal.
"So, will this hurt?" NewFag Asked
Twilight: “Like nothing you’ve ever known.”
"No, it'll just feel like a rollercoaster" William repilied "Lets go bitches!" William said as he hit the switch.
Fallen: But shock of shocks, they’re in Aperture Laboratories instead.
When they arrived they imediatly set out for PonyVille when William said
"O.k. basic rules, for Mares, use a tranqualizer dart
Dash: Wait, if they’re only supposed to be using tranquilizers, why were they stocking up on so many guns?
Fallen: The author probably just wanted to show that he knew gun names.
and then use rope to drag them to the pick up zone, we each gather as many as possible in an hour. For the fillies use the bag, for the stallions, leave em' or if they get in the way kill em' no one wants to fuck a stallion and even then, they're too strong, they can kick down the doors."
Fallen: Then that’s a major security issue if the doors can be kicked down. Also, hello, misogyny.
Dash: What if women wanted to come to the brothel? They wouldn’t all want mares.
Twilight: And why didn’t they say anything about colts?
He remembered when the pervious raiding party brought back a stallion. They ended up having to kill three would be clients who threatend to sue,
Twilight: The story can’t decide if they’ve had clients before the new guy or not.
Dash: If they weren’t going to prison for all this with the mares, they should REALLY be put away for murdering those guys.
(Although one was a women so at least she provided some entertainment for William and Jhon before they put her down.)
Fallen: And now they deserve to be imprisoned for a lot longer. And raped violently on a daily basis in those cells just to see what their captives go through.
Twilight: FALLEN!
Fallen: Hey, an eye for an eye.
"Hey! isn't that a lone house by the woods?" Jhon asked.
"William just nodded and said I'll go cheak it out, you two go oon ahead!" He then proceeded to Flutter Shy's house.
Fallen: Oh fuck.
Twilight: HE’S GOING FOR OUR FRIENDS!?
FLUTTER SHY'S CABIN
William looked in the window. A single, beutifull yellow mare with an equally attractive pinkmane
Fallen: I’m not even going to comment.
was tending to some animals.
"Come on Angel bunny, please eat." FlutterShy said shyly. Just then a twig snapped and she jumped behind her couch sobbing.
Twilight: She’s not that frightened of everything! She’d jump, I’m sure of that, but she wouldn’t run off crying!
"This will be really fun." William thought to himself. He then kicked in the door and before FlutterShy could say anything a tranqalizer dart hit her square in the neck.
Dash: Alright, they went easy on her. Hopefully they’ll just grab her and-
He then took his JackHammer and started shooting. One by one the cute little animals fell as well as the furniture, windows, etc. exploding from the hailof 12 gauge gunfire.
Dash: This was supposed to be a stealth mission! Ponies are gonna hear that and see the wreckage and bodies!
Twilight: What if you hit Fluttershy!? I don’t think you want to bring a corpse with you!
After the cabin was compleatly destroyed I roped up Fluttershy, chained her legs together, dragged her back to the wormhole, and tied her to a tree.
Fallen: Oh god, he went to first person. That makes this look like a wish fulfillment story.
MEANWHILE IN PONYVILLE!
Twilight: These headings are probably the worst things ever.
Dash: Nothing about this story ISN’T a worst thing ever.
Jhon was having the best haul he had ever had. five fillies and two mares so far. he was dragging them back to the wormhole to idenify them, when he heard an adorable little colt say
"Hey mister! whatca doing?" He turned around and saw the most adorable little colt ever,
Fallen: Stop saying “adorable little colt.” There are a hundred ways I can see and expect this to go.
if his knowledge of My little pony was right this one was called Pip.
Twilight: Pipsqueak!?
Hethen thought, "He's to small and weak to do any real damage, we can probably find a use for him."
Dash: Oh, don’t rope the poor colt into this, Hethen!
so he said
"Hey little guy! were going to a real special fun place! Wanna come?" Jhon asked in his nicest pedo bear voice.
Fallen: Pedobear isn’t really associated with a voice, is he?
Dash: You really have a thing called Pedobear?
Fallen: Our culture would mortify you.
"Like an adventure? I love adventures! You bet mister!" Pip said. He then hoped up onto Jhon's shoulder and they went back to the wormhole to survey his findings.
Meanwhile NewFag wasn't having the best of luck. So far he only got one. small filly named Scootaloo,
Dash: Oh no. Nononononono! NOT AGAIN!
and since he forgot his bag he had to over power her (Pretty Easy) and then use the slave collar and shackles.
Twilight: Why would he even be carrying those if he was supposed to have a bag?
Fallen: How much is each person carrying, anyway? The weapons have to restrict storage space.
As he led her out of town like a dog on a leash she kept squirming and shouting something along the lines of
'When Rainbow Dash gets here she'll show you a thing or two!" Scootaloo shouted.
Fallen: Okay, this is bothering me, but you’re setting your story up like this: He said “DIALOGUE!” he said.
Twilight: Ow, my rational thought.
"Blah Blah Blah, Keep talking ya stupid cunt." NewFag muttered. When all of a sudden he heard a familer voice say "What the hay are you doing you sick freak!" He gulped nd silenlty prayed that it wasn't who he thought it was and then Scootaloo confirmed it by shouting........
"Rainbow Dash!"
Dash: Oh, you’re in for it now!
He slowly turned around redy for a wild fight. As soon as he was facing Rainbow she said
"What the hay do you think you're doing? you can't just walk around ponynapping filliesyou sick wacko You can get int-" But she was cut off when a tranqualizer dart struck her in the neck.
Dash: I WILL END YOU.
He then shrugged thinking it would have been harder and then he just shackled her up and dragged them both along.
TWO HOURS LATER: "TAGGING PROCEDRE"
Fallen: Dude... you clearly stopped caring.
William normally handeld the tagging. How it went was all the ponies were shackled up single file in a back room.
Dash: A back room where? Did they already cross back over?
Then He went down the rows recording the names of each pony.
"Lets see here!" he said to himself "God, we relly need a broad around here."
Fallen: I have no idea if he means a board or if he’s being sexist.
He started going down the line "Rainbow Dash, you were a real pain, lets just hope you make up for it in good sex and money." Rainbow had to be muzzeld, chainded up with a shock collar and eventually he had to keep Scootaloo at gunpoint to keep her still.
Dash: It’d take nothing less to keep me down!
Fallen: I don’t know. Take a good nosedive into the ground, and one broken wing later...
He then bent down and gave her a quick peck on the forehead. She snorted in disgust.
"Alrighty then, next up is Fluttershy." he said as he approached the timid Pink Mare.
Twilight: ...she’s yellow.
"Um, sir, ifit's alright with you can I have some wate-" She was cut off as William backhanded her and said "If you start bitchen' on my watch you will know pain beyond your worst nightmare." He said nonchelantly. FlutterShy just muttered "Yes sir.." and hid behind her mane.
Dash: I’ve seen her get serious when any of us were in danger. She should be just as tied up as I am right now!
"Next up is Bon-Bon! hey is it true tht you and Lyra are dating?" he said with a smirk
"Yes, why?" Bon-Bon said the terror clear in her voice.
Twilight: Actually, they’re not in a committed relationship, at least not with each other. They’re just very close friends.
Dash: Yeah! Almost as close as the six of us.
Without looking up from his clipboard he said "I can see why, She wild in the sack." William said
"You sonofabitch!" Bon-Bon yelled lunging at him only to trip over her chains and pull the rest of the ponies down with her.
Fallen: Put slapstick in your torture gorn story! It won’t be tasteless at all.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" William broke up laughing "Works every time, although I wasn't kidding about your marefriend."
Bon-Bon just backed away and let out a snort of rage
Fallen: Or cocaine. They never learned how to tell the difference.
as WIlliam went down the line.
"AAANNNDDD.. Cheerillie.
Twilight: They realize that the ponies they’re taking will all be NOTICED, right? Applejack and Rarity will know about their sisters, the four of us would notice Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy being gone, the weather team would catch on, these fillies’ parents would notice the absence of the children and their teacher...
Dash: Not to mention Vinyl’s kind of high-profile.
I just want you to know that you wont be making a bunch of fillies smile, a bunch of men mabey, but no fillies."
Fallen: I’m just gonna go ahead and envision these three being put in a human brothel in Fillydelphia...
Cheerillie vomited at the thought of being used and thrown around like a slabof meat.
Dash: These are her students’ lives on the line! Couldn’t she try a little harder to fight for them!?
"Now on to the fillies! My favorite part!" as he went down the line he gave each filly a small kick to the ribs s he called their names.
Twilight: You know, just because you don’t have access to a spell checker doesn’t mean you can’t go back and read over your story. Unless you’re as revolted by your own creation as we are.
"Scootaloo, cheak *kick*, Sweetie Bell, cheak, *kick*,
Fallen: Unicorn. If you want to keep up your unicorn-supremacy thing, you’re not supposed to screw with the next generation of your perceived master race.
Dash: Don’t teach him how to be a better troll!
Dimond Tiara, cheak, *kick*, Silver Spoon, cheak, *Kick*, Dinky Hooves, cheak, *Kick*,
Fallen: Another unicorn. And momma’s gonna MURDER your asses.
Annnnd, Peachy Pie! Cheak! *kick*
Fallen: You really ran out of major named fillies to-
Twilight: IT’S SPELLED “CHECK!”
Now Jhon here will take you to your new living quarters!" William said, pointing to jhon. Jhon nodded said "Follow me bitches!" waved his hand twords the exit and left, the new ponies followed.
Twilight: They’re actually conscious for the trip this time?
Two hours later closing time.
Willim had taken Pip home to teach him the finer points of being a criminal mastermind, as he called it,
Dash: Wouldn’t a pony be noticed in the human world if he just went around on a crime spree?
Twilight: And there’s no masterminding happening anywhere here. Everything they’ve done has been reckless and impulsive.
Jhon went home, beat his wife and kids and then passed out drunk. And NewFag went home wistleing something about "Epic Incest" or something like that.
Fallen: I can’t begin to figure out who would want to read about characters like these.
NOTE: sorry that their was no abuse in this one.
Twilight: Believe me, we don’t hold that against you.
Im trying to add a littlebit of a story here. The next one will be incredably sick, twisted, fucked up, and may make De Sade's ghost shed tears of joy.
Fallen: But thank every deity, good and evil, that it ends here with no future chapters in sight. Come on, girls, let’s distance ourselves from this thing.
sorry about the spelling, my spellcheakers not working.
Fallen: How do you break your spell check?
Twilight: I don’t know, but if THIS is it being broken, I’m scared now.
It was the big day. The day they took Denis (The Newfag)
Twilight: That's a horrible thing to call someone!
Fallen: 4chan. That is all.
out on a raid (If you are to retarded to guess it by now they were going to Equestria to kidnap ponies and go on a murderous rampage full of rape, murder, and general naughtyness.)
Twilight: Calling it a murderous rampage already implies murder.
Dash: Rampaging won't do you any good if you want to get in and out without any problems.
Fallen: And it's not retardation except on YOUR part for not establishing anything within the story.
"O.k.!" William Shouted "Grab your gear and lets head out!" he then pressed a button on the wall and three panels with a shit ton of guns unfolded.
Fallen: Pfft. Weak. Three panels on one wall? I’m stocked wall-to-wall and I’ve got fucking AISLES.
Twilight: Not gonna lie, when I first walked in here, I almost thought this was a gun store. It’s set up like a store.
Fallen: Better than not having the space and tossing them in a pile in the middle of the floor.
The amount of hardware was incredible.
Fallen: Step aside, amateurs. I’ll judge for myself if these guys are good to go in any way.
Dash: When did YOU become the weapons expert?
Fallen: ...you’re kidding, right?
Three AK 74s,
Fallen: A Soviet assault rifle. Great, let’s toss communism into the list of offenses...
Five MAC 10s,
Fallen: Military-grade machine pistols. Good show.
Three Desert Eagels (One had Gold Plating)
Fallen: Which model? Mark VII or Mark XIX? Because the Mark I’s aren’t around anymore.
Twilight: I have no idea what you’re-
Fallen: Good, because I’m not talking to you.
two M1911s,
Fallen: Is there any structure to how these are introduced, or are you just going through a list of weapons? Why’d you mention an assault rifle before a series of pistols?
3 Spaz 12 shotguns,
Fallen: And why’d you suddenly shift to shotguns? We need Fluttershy to clean this list up. Also, I’m pretty sure it’s spelled SPAS-12.
two M16s,
Fallen: You realize there are M16 rifles AND M16 landmines, right? Specify!
twenty Hand Grenades,
Fallen: No make and model on those? Seriously?
Dash: Why are you being so picky about all the guns?
Fallen: Is there a reason I shouldn’t be?
A Barret 50.cal,
Fallen: And now we’re doing AM rifles. I mean, most of these weapons are pretty damn good, but how did they get all of them?
two Uzis,
Fallen: For that matter, why are they bringing guns like this to a kidnapping raid? Wouldn’t you want something a lot more discreet than a fucking SMG?
an M60,
Fallen: The machine gun or the assault rifle? Because you CAN’T mean the tank...
Twilight: Are you almost finished?
Fallen: I’ll be done when the story runs out of weapons.
three M1 Garands,
Fallen: You could’ve mentioned this up with the AK 74s or M16s. Seriously, group the rifles together!
a potato gun modified to shoot dildos,
Fallen: Please. I have a gun that shoots other guns.
Twilight: That sounds unconventional.
Fallen: And this doesn’t?
four MP5s,
Fallen: An SMG. Which you could’ve easily just put alongside the Uzis. You really have no idea what half these are, do you, author?
three UMP 45s,
Fallen: Which were supposed to REPLACE the MP5’s, so having both is sort of stupid.
five Glock 18Cs,
Fallen: And ANOTHER out-of-place pistol! LIST ORGANIZATION IS YOUR FRIEND!
Twilight: Please don’t make me think of this guy having anything resembling friends...
Nine 32. Specials,
Fallen: Those aren’t even guns, those are rifle cartridges!
an R 303 assult rifle,
Fallen: You’re not even listening to me anymore, are you.
six M4 Carbines,
Fallen: How much more cliched can you get?
an STG 44,
Fallen: Okay, maybe you looked a LITTLE into this. Or you just know Nazi weapons off the top of your head.
three MP 40s,
Fallen: Yeah, you’re just doing the Nazi guns.
Dash: You never explained what a Nazi was.
Fallen: You don’t WANT to know what a Nazi is.
a Tommy Gun,
Fallen: Know what? I bet these were just thrown up on the wall and arranged by which ones were shinier.
Twilight: You weren’t great with it either.
Fallen: Oh, be quiet.
five RPG 7s,
Fallen: Why do you have five of those but significantly fewer of the other, weaker weapons?
three ACRs,
Fallen: This thing’s in the running to REPLACE the M4 Carbine. Why bother having both? How much research did you actually do?
five SCAR-Hs,
Fallen: Huh. Compared to a lot of the other shit here, this is kind of... standard.
Dash: How is THAT standard?
Fallen: The only real special thing about it is that it’s what our troops are using right now.
three AKS 74 Us,
Fallen: More carbines. And another weapon they couldn’t have possibly gotten stateside. And it’s just a variant of the AK-74, so was it really worth a separate mention?
a BAR,
Fallen: The semi-auto or the M1918?
a Five Seven,
Fallen: Semi-auto pistol. Which should be going with the OTHER GODDAMN SEMI-AUTO PISTOLS.
A fucking Minigun,
Fallen: Because you needed the profanity there so badly. But not bad.
a box full of land mines,
Fallen: Okay, so either the M16 really WAS the rifle, or this guy likes redundancy too.
two Pancor JackHammers (A fully atomatic shotgun),
Fallen: Those never even entered production! You can’t POSSIBLY have the only two working prototypes!
Dash: Stus?
Fallen: SO Stus.
multiple samuri swords,
Twilight: All those guns, and now we suddenly have swords?
Fallen: Wow. Just... wow. Did the word “katana” escape you?
A smith and Wesson 500 magnum,
Fallen: PUT THE HANDGUNS TOGETHER!
a browning 50. Cal,
Fallen: Whoa. DAMN.
and a few XM8 assult rifles.
Fallen: There’s another A in “assault.”
(If you don't know guns,
Fallen: Don’t patronize me.
lets just say they could probably take on the FBI and win with this arsonal.
Fallen: Not if no one knows how to use any of those weapons. They’re REALLY packing, but it’s worth nothing if they don’t know what to do with them. And if they do, they’re Stu-ing harder than we originally thought.
Dash: Seriously, you scare me a little.
Fallen: Why, because I know exactly what I keep hanging around?
(Forshadowing anyone?))
Jhon and NewFag were dumbstruck.
Fallen: Why? That’s not all that much.
Twilight: You’re only saying that because-
Fallen: Don’t ruin my gloating.
"Where did you get all this?" Jhon asked amazed.
"I know a black guy." William replied
Fallen: Oh, great. Racism too. The ONLY thing he felt bad enough about to warn us of ahead of time.
"You should see the shit I have at my house!"
They all three gathered their gear and went to the portal.
"So, will this hurt?" NewFag Asked
Twilight: “Like nothing you’ve ever known.”
"No, it'll just feel like a rollercoaster" William repilied "Lets go bitches!" William said as he hit the switch.
Fallen: But shock of shocks, they’re in Aperture Laboratories instead.
When they arrived they imediatly set out for PonyVille when William said
"O.k. basic rules, for Mares, use a tranqualizer dart
Dash: Wait, if they’re only supposed to be using tranquilizers, why were they stocking up on so many guns?
Fallen: The author probably just wanted to show that he knew gun names.
and then use rope to drag them to the pick up zone, we each gather as many as possible in an hour. For the fillies use the bag, for the stallions, leave em' or if they get in the way kill em' no one wants to fuck a stallion and even then, they're too strong, they can kick down the doors."
Fallen: Then that’s a major security issue if the doors can be kicked down. Also, hello, misogyny.
Dash: What if women wanted to come to the brothel? They wouldn’t all want mares.
Twilight: And why didn’t they say anything about colts?
He remembered when the pervious raiding party brought back a stallion. They ended up having to kill three would be clients who threatend to sue,
Twilight: The story can’t decide if they’ve had clients before the new guy or not.
Dash: If they weren’t going to prison for all this with the mares, they should REALLY be put away for murdering those guys.
(Although one was a women so at least she provided some entertainment for William and Jhon before they put her down.)
Fallen: And now they deserve to be imprisoned for a lot longer. And raped violently on a daily basis in those cells just to see what their captives go through.
Twilight: FALLEN!
Fallen: Hey, an eye for an eye.
"Hey! isn't that a lone house by the woods?" Jhon asked.
"William just nodded and said I'll go cheak it out, you two go oon ahead!" He then proceeded to Flutter Shy's house.
Fallen: Oh fuck.
Twilight: HE’S GOING FOR OUR FRIENDS!?
FLUTTER SHY'S CABIN
William looked in the window. A single, beutifull yellow mare with an equally attractive pinkmane
Fallen: I’m not even going to comment.
was tending to some animals.
"Come on Angel bunny, please eat." FlutterShy said shyly. Just then a twig snapped and she jumped behind her couch sobbing.
Twilight: She’s not that frightened of everything! She’d jump, I’m sure of that, but she wouldn’t run off crying!
"This will be really fun." William thought to himself. He then kicked in the door and before FlutterShy could say anything a tranqalizer dart hit her square in the neck.
Dash: Alright, they went easy on her. Hopefully they’ll just grab her and-
He then took his JackHammer and started shooting. One by one the cute little animals fell as well as the furniture, windows, etc. exploding from the hailof 12 gauge gunfire.
Dash: This was supposed to be a stealth mission! Ponies are gonna hear that and see the wreckage and bodies!
Twilight: What if you hit Fluttershy!? I don’t think you want to bring a corpse with you!
After the cabin was compleatly destroyed I roped up Fluttershy, chained her legs together, dragged her back to the wormhole, and tied her to a tree.
Fallen: Oh god, he went to first person. That makes this look like a wish fulfillment story.
MEANWHILE IN PONYVILLE!
Twilight: These headings are probably the worst things ever.
Dash: Nothing about this story ISN’T a worst thing ever.
Jhon was having the best haul he had ever had. five fillies and two mares so far. he was dragging them back to the wormhole to idenify them, when he heard an adorable little colt say
"Hey mister! whatca doing?" He turned around and saw the most adorable little colt ever,
Fallen: Stop saying “adorable little colt.” There are a hundred ways I can see and expect this to go.
if his knowledge of My little pony was right this one was called Pip.
Twilight: Pipsqueak!?
Hethen thought, "He's to small and weak to do any real damage, we can probably find a use for him."
Dash: Oh, don’t rope the poor colt into this, Hethen!
so he said
"Hey little guy! were going to a real special fun place! Wanna come?" Jhon asked in his nicest pedo bear voice.
Fallen: Pedobear isn’t really associated with a voice, is he?
Dash: You really have a thing called Pedobear?
Fallen: Our culture would mortify you.
"Like an adventure? I love adventures! You bet mister!" Pip said. He then hoped up onto Jhon's shoulder and they went back to the wormhole to survey his findings.
Meanwhile NewFag wasn't having the best of luck. So far he only got one. small filly named Scootaloo,
Dash: Oh no. Nononononono! NOT AGAIN!
and since he forgot his bag he had to over power her (Pretty Easy) and then use the slave collar and shackles.
Twilight: Why would he even be carrying those if he was supposed to have a bag?
Fallen: How much is each person carrying, anyway? The weapons have to restrict storage space.
As he led her out of town like a dog on a leash she kept squirming and shouting something along the lines of
'When Rainbow Dash gets here she'll show you a thing or two!" Scootaloo shouted.
Fallen: Okay, this is bothering me, but you’re setting your story up like this: He said “DIALOGUE!” he said.
Twilight: Ow, my rational thought.
"Blah Blah Blah, Keep talking ya stupid cunt." NewFag muttered. When all of a sudden he heard a familer voice say "What the hay are you doing you sick freak!" He gulped nd silenlty prayed that it wasn't who he thought it was and then Scootaloo confirmed it by shouting........
"Rainbow Dash!"
Dash: Oh, you’re in for it now!
He slowly turned around redy for a wild fight. As soon as he was facing Rainbow she said
"What the hay do you think you're doing? you can't just walk around ponynapping filliesyou sick wacko You can get int-" But she was cut off when a tranqualizer dart struck her in the neck.
Dash: I WILL END YOU.
He then shrugged thinking it would have been harder and then he just shackled her up and dragged them both along.
TWO HOURS LATER: "TAGGING PROCEDRE"
Fallen: Dude... you clearly stopped caring.
William normally handeld the tagging. How it went was all the ponies were shackled up single file in a back room.
Dash: A back room where? Did they already cross back over?
Then He went down the rows recording the names of each pony.
"Lets see here!" he said to himself "God, we relly need a broad around here."
Fallen: I have no idea if he means a board or if he’s being sexist.
He started going down the line "Rainbow Dash, you were a real pain, lets just hope you make up for it in good sex and money." Rainbow had to be muzzeld, chainded up with a shock collar and eventually he had to keep Scootaloo at gunpoint to keep her still.
Dash: It’d take nothing less to keep me down!
Fallen: I don’t know. Take a good nosedive into the ground, and one broken wing later...
He then bent down and gave her a quick peck on the forehead. She snorted in disgust.
"Alrighty then, next up is Fluttershy." he said as he approached the timid Pink Mare.
Twilight: ...she’s yellow.
"Um, sir, ifit's alright with you can I have some wate-" She was cut off as William backhanded her and said "If you start bitchen' on my watch you will know pain beyond your worst nightmare." He said nonchelantly. FlutterShy just muttered "Yes sir.." and hid behind her mane.
Dash: I’ve seen her get serious when any of us were in danger. She should be just as tied up as I am right now!
"Next up is Bon-Bon! hey is it true tht you and Lyra are dating?" he said with a smirk
"Yes, why?" Bon-Bon said the terror clear in her voice.
Twilight: Actually, they’re not in a committed relationship, at least not with each other. They’re just very close friends.
Dash: Yeah! Almost as close as the six of us.
Without looking up from his clipboard he said "I can see why, She wild in the sack." William said
"You sonofabitch!" Bon-Bon yelled lunging at him only to trip over her chains and pull the rest of the ponies down with her.
Fallen: Put slapstick in your torture gorn story! It won’t be tasteless at all.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" William broke up laughing "Works every time, although I wasn't kidding about your marefriend."
Bon-Bon just backed away and let out a snort of rage
Fallen: Or cocaine. They never learned how to tell the difference.
as WIlliam went down the line.
"AAANNNDDD.. Cheerillie.
Twilight: They realize that the ponies they’re taking will all be NOTICED, right? Applejack and Rarity will know about their sisters, the four of us would notice Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy being gone, the weather team would catch on, these fillies’ parents would notice the absence of the children and their teacher...
Dash: Not to mention Vinyl’s kind of high-profile.
I just want you to know that you wont be making a bunch of fillies smile, a bunch of men mabey, but no fillies."
Fallen: I’m just gonna go ahead and envision these three being put in a human brothel in Fillydelphia...
Cheerillie vomited at the thought of being used and thrown around like a slabof meat.
Dash: These are her students’ lives on the line! Couldn’t she try a little harder to fight for them!?
"Now on to the fillies! My favorite part!" as he went down the line he gave each filly a small kick to the ribs s he called their names.
Twilight: You know, just because you don’t have access to a spell checker doesn’t mean you can’t go back and read over your story. Unless you’re as revolted by your own creation as we are.
"Scootaloo, cheak *kick*, Sweetie Bell, cheak, *kick*,
Fallen: Unicorn. If you want to keep up your unicorn-supremacy thing, you’re not supposed to screw with the next generation of your perceived master race.
Dash: Don’t teach him how to be a better troll!
Dimond Tiara, cheak, *kick*, Silver Spoon, cheak, *Kick*, Dinky Hooves, cheak, *Kick*,
Fallen: Another unicorn. And momma’s gonna MURDER your asses.
Annnnd, Peachy Pie! Cheak! *kick*
Fallen: You really ran out of major named fillies to-
Twilight: IT’S SPELLED “CHECK!”
Now Jhon here will take you to your new living quarters!" William said, pointing to jhon. Jhon nodded said "Follow me bitches!" waved his hand twords the exit and left, the new ponies followed.
Twilight: They’re actually conscious for the trip this time?
Two hours later closing time.
Willim had taken Pip home to teach him the finer points of being a criminal mastermind, as he called it,
Dash: Wouldn’t a pony be noticed in the human world if he just went around on a crime spree?
Twilight: And there’s no masterminding happening anywhere here. Everything they’ve done has been reckless and impulsive.
Jhon went home, beat his wife and kids and then passed out drunk. And NewFag went home wistleing something about "Epic Incest" or something like that.
Fallen: I can’t begin to figure out who would want to read about characters like these.
NOTE: sorry that their was no abuse in this one.
Twilight: Believe me, we don’t hold that against you.
Im trying to add a littlebit of a story here. The next one will be incredably sick, twisted, fucked up, and may make De Sade's ghost shed tears of joy.
Fallen: But thank every deity, good and evil, that it ends here with no future chapters in sight. Come on, girls, let’s distance ourselves from this thing.
Dash: I think I actually want to die now. Nothing like this should exist in a world worth living in.
Twilight: Don’t be like that, Rainbow! At least it’s not our world it exists in.
Dash: Well... maybe.
Twilight: That being said... this isn’t even a good trollfic. Something like this needs to be a lot more legible in order to get actual reactions out of the audience, and the third chapter doesn’t even pretend to try! I don’t know what you were trying to accomplish, author, but- Fallen, why are you grabbing all those guns?
Fallen: I’m going to give brutalassmaster a piece of my mind!
Ring: Dude, wait a second. You just announced that to the entire Internet. Now you can’t kill him, as there’s going to be an obvious link straight to you.
Fallen: You’ve seen this place, right? Almost everything I try to bring can be traced right back to me in a heartbeat.
Ring: Ah, I’ll await the inevitable scene where you hold the fort and mow down policemen, SWAT teams and tanks with oversized weaponry all because you murdered an author.
Fallen: I know! How could this fail?
Ring: And...yeah, I’d probably be right there with you. Anyway, there is one last thing.
Fallen: Anything good?
Dash: We really need the pick-me-up after that.
Ring: No, something horrible. Fallen, do you know about the laws of probability?
Fallen: I know OF them.
Ring: Well, by releasing this MST, wouldn’t it be likely that the author would...release the next chapter, because of what YOU did?
Fallen: ...know what? I think I’ll have to bear that burden. And come back to riff that chapter, should it ever see the light of day.
Ring: Hell, I’ll just probably bunch it in with LTD.
Fallen: Don’t push your luck.
Ring: Aw, but it’d be even worse! Anyway, yeah, that looks like the end. I should mention that the author has another fic called “Dashie Abuse”, but it was deleted... wait, who here thinks that I could still find a copy?
Fallen: Pinkie, get me the hell out of here.
Pinkie: (from TV) Well... okay!
(The armory doors unlock and open, and Fallen storms out, presumably to exact his righteous vengeance.)
Twilight: Pinkie, you may have just doomed us all.
Pinkie: It’s fine as long as we go out smiling, right?
Dash: I’ll never smile again.
Pinkie: That’s the spirit! Alright, Ring, hit the button!
Ring: Aw, couldn’t find a copy. PA has failed me. Bye!
(Ring pushes the button, and the TV turns off with a blip.)
Twilight: Don’t be like that, Rainbow! At least it’s not our world it exists in.
Dash: Well... maybe.
Twilight: That being said... this isn’t even a good trollfic. Something like this needs to be a lot more legible in order to get actual reactions out of the audience, and the third chapter doesn’t even pretend to try! I don’t know what you were trying to accomplish, author, but- Fallen, why are you grabbing all those guns?
Fallen: I’m going to give brutalassmaster a piece of my mind!
Ring: Dude, wait a second. You just announced that to the entire Internet. Now you can’t kill him, as there’s going to be an obvious link straight to you.
Fallen: You’ve seen this place, right? Almost everything I try to bring can be traced right back to me in a heartbeat.
Ring: Ah, I’ll await the inevitable scene where you hold the fort and mow down policemen, SWAT teams and tanks with oversized weaponry all because you murdered an author.
Fallen: I know! How could this fail?
Ring: And...yeah, I’d probably be right there with you. Anyway, there is one last thing.
Fallen: Anything good?
Dash: We really need the pick-me-up after that.
Ring: No, something horrible. Fallen, do you know about the laws of probability?
Fallen: I know OF them.
Ring: Well, by releasing this MST, wouldn’t it be likely that the author would...release the next chapter, because of what YOU did?
Fallen: ...know what? I think I’ll have to bear that burden. And come back to riff that chapter, should it ever see the light of day.
Ring: Hell, I’ll just probably bunch it in with LTD.
Fallen: Don’t push your luck.
Ring: Aw, but it’d be even worse! Anyway, yeah, that looks like the end. I should mention that the author has another fic called “Dashie Abuse”, but it was deleted... wait, who here thinks that I could still find a copy?
Fallen: Pinkie, get me the hell out of here.
Pinkie: (from TV) Well... okay!
(The armory doors unlock and open, and Fallen storms out, presumably to exact his righteous vengeance.)
Twilight: Pinkie, you may have just doomed us all.
Pinkie: It’s fine as long as we go out smiling, right?
Dash: I’ll never smile again.
Pinkie: That’s the spirit! Alright, Ring, hit the button!
Ring: Aw, couldn’t find a copy. PA has failed me. Bye!
(Ring pushes the button, and the TV turns off with a blip.)
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