Mystery Pinkie Pie Theatre 3000: Sweet Apple Massacre
Holy crap. This is the big one. Well, not THE big one, that was Cupcakes. This is a fairly large sized one. I’ve gotten a bunch of requests to do it, and to all you people; WHY? WHY PUT ME- I mean- THE CHARACTERS THROUGH SUCH AN EXPERIENCE?! Just kidding, I have a stomach of lead when it comes to fan fiction. How else would I manage to write all these? And for those of you getting tired of the M rated stuff, I’m going to go for a much milder fic next time.
Oh yeah, my assessment of the story's quality; it sucks. No, seriously, this is pretty bad.
Enjoy!
Oh yeah, my assessment of the story's quality; it sucks. No, seriously, this is pretty bad.
Enjoy!
Rainbow Dash: Hello?
Pinkie Pie: Anypony home? I brought STREAMERS!
Rainbow Dash: Why’d you bring streamers?
Pinkie Pie: A pony’s always got to be prepared for an impromptu party!
Author: You two? I’ve already had enough of your stupid MST’s-
Pinkie Pie: MPPT3K’s!
Author: Whatever! Anyway, I’m pissed already as is! I tried posting my latest creation onto FimFiction, and everyone gave it one star!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. It must’ve sucked.
Author: I don’t get it! It was a great story about The Land Before Time…
Pinkie Pie: Oh, it was a crossover then!
Author: What? No, it was just about The Land Before Time.
Rainbow Dash: … I have a feeling I know why everyone gave it one star.
Author: I don’t want to talk about it… Anyway, what can I do for you two?
Pinkie Pie: For us? You’re the one who called us here!
Author: … Oh crap.
Rainbow Dash: Seconded.
(Doors swing shut and lock. TV turns on, showing Twilight’s face.)
Twilight: (From TV) Well, well. It seems the sock’s on the other foot, now.
Pinkie Pie: Hey Twilight! Are we going to do something fun today!
Rainbow Dash: No, Pinkie, WE’RE the ones getting pranked!
Author: Okay, I can understand you wanting to make them read the story, Twilight. But why ME? We’re like war buddies that trekked through horrible fics together! Remember the good times!
Twilight: (From TV) Do you remember “Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories?”
Author: … Yes.
Twilight: (From TV) This is revenge. I’ve done research into todays prank, and I’ve determined this is perhaps the WORST gore story out there by far! This is “Sweet Apple Massacre!” Enjoy!
(Buzzer sounds)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Pinkie Pie: Anypony home? I brought STREAMERS!
Rainbow Dash: Why’d you bring streamers?
Pinkie Pie: A pony’s always got to be prepared for an impromptu party!
Author: You two? I’ve already had enough of your stupid MST’s-
Pinkie Pie: MPPT3K’s!
Author: Whatever! Anyway, I’m pissed already as is! I tried posting my latest creation onto FimFiction, and everyone gave it one star!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. It must’ve sucked.
Author: I don’t get it! It was a great story about The Land Before Time…
Pinkie Pie: Oh, it was a crossover then!
Author: What? No, it was just about The Land Before Time.
Rainbow Dash: … I have a feeling I know why everyone gave it one star.
Author: I don’t want to talk about it… Anyway, what can I do for you two?
Pinkie Pie: For us? You’re the one who called us here!
Author: … Oh crap.
Rainbow Dash: Seconded.
(Doors swing shut and lock. TV turns on, showing Twilight’s face.)
Twilight: (From TV) Well, well. It seems the sock’s on the other foot, now.
Pinkie Pie: Hey Twilight! Are we going to do something fun today!
Rainbow Dash: No, Pinkie, WE’RE the ones getting pranked!
Author: Okay, I can understand you wanting to make them read the story, Twilight. But why ME? We’re like war buddies that trekked through horrible fics together! Remember the good times!
Twilight: (From TV) Do you remember “Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories?”
Author: … Yes.
Twilight: (From TV) This is revenge. I’ve done research into todays prank, and I’ve determined this is perhaps the WORST gore story out there by far! This is “Sweet Apple Massacre!” Enjoy!
(Buzzer sounds)
All: We’ve got story sign!
Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet Apple Acres.
Rainbow Dash: Slow down story, you’re moving too fast.
It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year.
Author: Turns out the Apple family has a contract with Toyota.
He nodded, satisfied. His sister Applejack walked up beside him.
"Whoo, boy howdy!
All: Howdy Applejack!
I sure am glad you ain't injured this time, Big Macintosh!" she said. "Why, there's even more apples on them trees than last year!"
"Eeyup!" Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner.
Pinkie Pie: Lot’s and lot’s of energy!
"Them's a lotta apples."
Author: That’s a lot of fish.
Rainbow Dash: Hey! No obscure references!
Applejack was silent for a moment, enjoying the feel of the slight breeze
Rainbow Dash: There’d only be full breezes in my story!
against her blonde mane. "Say, I don't suppose you've seen Apple Bloom anywhere, have ya?
Pinkie Pie: “She’s in the basement- I mean, eenope!”
I been looking for her all day, and she ain't nowhere to be found."
Author: So, she is somewhere?
Big Macintosh shook his head. "Sorry sis, can't say I have."
Rainbow Dash: “Well, I can, but why ruin the surprise?”
"Darn! That silly filly's probably gone off somewhere with her friends. I just hope she ain't getting herself into any mischief, or else there'll be hay to pay!"
Author: She’d made a bet with a bundle of hay, you see.
"Don't you go worryin' yourself, Applejack,"
Pinkie Pie: “Worry some other pony instead!”
he replied, "I'm sure she's perfectly fine.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, perfectly fine. For about half a page.
But anyway, I need to go back to the barn. I gotta go and press some apples for some
Rainbow Dash: Information. I’ll get them to talk yet!
of my home-brewed apple cider. I hoof-picked a few apples earlier specially, all nice and plump and ripe, and they ain't gonna press themselves."
Pinkie Pie: Apples are lazy like that!
Applejack laughed. "You sure do love your cider, don't ya!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I get it! This story is going to be a shipping between Big Macintosh and the cider! That’s why people don’t like the story, right?
Author: … Sure.
Just make sure Apple Bloom don't get her hooves on it again, we all know what happened last time!"
Rainbow Dash: “After that bear exploded, we had to scrape his guts off of half the orchard!”
Big Macintosh chuckled along with his sister. "Eeyup!"
The large red pony trotted back to the barn, and gently closed the door.
Pinkie Pie: See ponies, he’s a gentle giant! I’m sure Big Macintosh would never do anything bad!
He opened a trap-door
Author: It’s a TRAP! … Okay, that was a little forced.
with his mouth and went down the steps into an old disused apple cellar. Usually it was just filled with junk; scrap metal, old worn out ploughs,
Rainbow Dash: Because everyone knows that ploughs are used for planting apple trees.
old rope and various other bits and bobs
Author: “Hi, my name’s Bob. Please let me out.”
that had outlived their usefulness. Big Macintosh often came down here when he wanted to get away from the world, to withdraw
Author: Big Macintosh’s defense rose!
for a little while for some peace and quiet.
Today was different, however.
Rainbow Dash: Today was the meeting of his rock band, “Macintosh and the Bloody Apples”.
The old rope, at least, had found a new use,
Pinkie Pie: It got a part-time job as a tow cable, and made eight-fifty an hour!
because in cellar space were Apple Bloom and her fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, bound and gagged, propped up against the wall.
Author: “Oh, I just love your new decorations, Big Macintosh!”
Rainbow Dash: “Thanks, I got them at a garage sale for two bits!”
Three pairs of scared, round eyes looked up at Big Macintosh as he approached.
Author: Soldiers, halt! Brain bleach at the ready!
"Now then, ya three fillies," he said, as placid as ever.
Pinkie Pie: Glad to see Big M is so excited about this.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, he’s more excited than me.
"Y'all need to learn a lesson. You need to learn not to mess around with Big Macintosh.
Author: “And those who mess with Big Macintosh get fed to the fishes.”
All I want is some peace and quiet," he said, looking directly at Apple Bloom.
Pinkie Pie: Staring contest! Go!
The little red haired filly cowered under his gaze. "All I want is a quiet life, without all you Cutie Mark Crusaders runnin' round the place, making with the noise.
Author: “And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
There's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!”
Rainbow Dash: What’d I say about obscure references?
Author: They aren’t obscure to me…
When I'm finished with y'all, there gonna be no noise from you ever again."
Pinkie Pie: This is horrible! He’s going to shock them into silence by having them read “Cupcakes”!
As Big Macintosh approached, Scootaloo flapped her wings, struggling to get
Rainbow Dash: Into character.
off the ground. Big Macintosh laughed, and grabbed one of her wings. He twisted,
Author: And shouted.
at first slow, watching the pain visibly grow in her eyes, but then tore hard, smiling slightly
Pinkie Pie: That’s the spirit! You’ve gotta have fun with it! C’mon, give us a big ol’ smile!
when he heard the snap and the muffled whimper that came from Scootaloo. He then threw her to the ground.
Author: Who caught her, and ran thirty seven miles for a touchdown!
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Whoo!
"Your wings are useless, ya silly filly," he said pleasantly.
Rainbow Dash: That sounded more unpleasant, but, what do I know? I’m just sane.
He then went to a toolbox and took out a rusty knife with a jagged blade and dropped it in front of the three fillies.
Author: At least he didn’t drop the soap.
"I'm gonna take off those gags now," he said. "The first one of you to scream gets their tongues cut out."
Rainbow Dash: All of their tongues, or just some of them?
He took off Sweetie Belle's gag first. She looked up at him with terror, but managed
Pinkie Pie: A successful prank store!
to stay quiet. Next was Scootaloo. She let out a strangled whine
Author: What the hell is that supposed to sound like?
and was breathing heavily, still in horrendous pain from her broken wing, but managed
Pinkie Pie: A successful bakery! How yummy!
Rainbow Dash: Stop.
to resist the temptation.
Author: Remember kids; if some situation wants you to call out for help, just say NO.
Finally, he removed the gag from his sister Apple Bloom. She stared at him with her large round eyes,
Author: It’s pony Magibon!
filled with fear and incomprehension. This was Big Macintosh after all, her big brother and the gentlest of souls. Wasn't he?
Rainbow Dash: Based on the fact he kind of broke Scootaloo’s wing, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say no. No, he is not.
Surely this was just a horrible joke?
Pinkie Pie: I give it a four out of ten on my prank-o-meter.
But she had seen what he had done to Scootaloo's wing, and it was definitely no joke.
Author: What? But I thought it was hilarious!
She took a deep breath.
Pinkie Pie: Put that breath back right now! You’ll spoil your appetite for dinner!
"APPLEJA-"
Author: Applejake?
Rainbow Dash: Applejames?
Pinkie Pie: Applejam?
Big Macintosh shoved his hoof in Apple Bloom's mouth, silencing her scream.
Rainbow Dash: That’s a big mouth!
He sighed and shook his head. "I tole you not to scream, Apple Bloom. You should listen to your big brother."
Pinkie Pie: “And furthermore… Ew! You licked my hoof! Disgusting!”
"I'll... I'll scream, and scream again, an' Applejack will hear and, and..."
Author: Is what Apple Bloom would have said, if there wasn’t a giant hoof in her mouth.
Rainbow Dash: Instead, it came out more like, “Oirl… Oirl hcremsh oi hcremsh ahga, arn arprloar il ear eh, eh…”
Apple Bloom said, falteringly.
"Ya know, I kinda hope you do. After all, I still ain't forgiven Applejack for that injury she gave me last apple-buck season. If you want Applejack to join y'all down here, scream away. I, for one, would welcome her company. But now, to business."
Author: “Sign here.”
Big Macintosh picked up the knife, and loomed over the cowering Apple Bloom. He pinned her down
Author: 3… 2…1…
Rainbow Dash: You used that joke already in another story.
Author: Is it my fault that every gore story uses the word “pinned” at some point?
with a powerful hoof, and stuck the knife into Apple Bloom's mouth. Sweetie Belle vomited at the sight,
Rainbow Dash: Sweetie Belle, he hasn’t DONE anything yet.
Author: I could just imagine dinner.
Pinkie Pie: “Hey Rarity, could you pass the… oh…(vomiting noise)
Rainbow Dash: “Sweetie Belle, I was just using a fork!”
the thick yellow chunks and acidic-smelling liquid spattering heavily on the floor.
Author: That liquid needs to enter a weight loss program or something.
Scootaloo managed
Pinkie Pie: A restaurant for fine dining!
Author: Stop.
not to be sick, but rather gasped and sobbed and choked with panic.
Pinkie Pie: She’s choking! Somebody do something!
Rainbow Dash: I told her not to eat too much panic at one time!
Big Macintosh forced open Apple Bloom's mouth and with some effort cut out her tongue. Apple Bloom tried to scream but her mouth was too full of blood,
Author: (shivers) Exactly like my last trip to the dentist.
so it was more of a muted gurgle. After a short while she collapsed, tears streaming from her eyes, falling unconscious from the shock and the pain. Big Macintosh then took the tongue and rolled it in the puddle of putrid vomit
Pinkie Pie: Don’t call the vomit putrid, you’ll hurt its feelings!
on the floor. He smiled at Scootaloo.
"Ya hungry?"
Author: “If I say no, would that have any impact on your next action?”
Pinkie Pie: Oh… Scootaloo always gets the best treats!
Rainbow Dash: All I got last time was a triple layer chocolate cake.
Scootaloo shook her head vigorously and cast him a defiant glare. "If Rainbow Dash was here she would kick the crap out of you, you... you maniac!"
Rainbow Dash: That is the best line in the entire story!
Author: I wonder why you think that…
Big Macintosh shrugged. "Well, she ain't. An' anyway, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Rainbow Dash ain't as tough as she likes to make out."
Rainbow Dash: And that’s the worst line in the entire story.
He shoved the vomit-covered tongue into Scootaloo's mouth,
Pinkie Pie: Now she has two tongues! Her sense of taste will be amazing!
and used his hoof to clamp her mouth shut. "Don't you go tryin' to spit it out now," he said calmly, with a little laugh and the filly struggled and squirmed. "Din't your mother ever tell you how important it is to chew your food?"
Author: “Cause my mother told me it was below breathing, but above the ability to draw a perfect circle.”
Scootaloo closed her eyes and flapped her one good wing desperately, eventually swallowing Apple Bloom's tongue.
Pinkie Pie: “This… is… DELICIOUS!”
Big Macintosh, still holding the writhing Scootaloo down with his strong hooves, then mounted the orange filly
Author: And engaged in a fearsome game of polo.
and slid his penis into her tight virgin pussy,
Rainbow Dash: Unbeknownst to the author of this story, that last sentence wasn’t entirely true.
Author: Oh, low blow!
raping her for several minutes while Sweetie Belle watched,
Rainbow Dash: Extremely bored.
trembling with revulsion. Apple Bloom was still out cold, blood pouring from her torn-up mouth.
Pinkie Pie: A needle and thread would do wonders here!
"Cutie Mark Crusaders rape victims," Big Macintosh said with tender mockery
Author: Ha ha! Oh, that Big Macintosh! Always the kidder!
as he fucked Scootaloo, followed by a gentle chuckle. "Guess y'all found your purpose in life now; your special talent is gettin' raped. Eeyup."
Pinkie Pie: So, what symbol would appear on their flanks for that?
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, that is a question that should never be asked.
Author: Agreed. While he’s busy… um… engaging in a vigorous activity with Scootaloo, let’s take a break.
Rainbow Dash: You don’t have to tell me twice!
Rainbow Dash: Slow down story, you’re moving too fast.
It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year.
Author: Turns out the Apple family has a contract with Toyota.
He nodded, satisfied. His sister Applejack walked up beside him.
"Whoo, boy howdy!
All: Howdy Applejack!
I sure am glad you ain't injured this time, Big Macintosh!" she said. "Why, there's even more apples on them trees than last year!"
"Eeyup!" Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner.
Pinkie Pie: Lot’s and lot’s of energy!
"Them's a lotta apples."
Author: That’s a lot of fish.
Rainbow Dash: Hey! No obscure references!
Applejack was silent for a moment, enjoying the feel of the slight breeze
Rainbow Dash: There’d only be full breezes in my story!
against her blonde mane. "Say, I don't suppose you've seen Apple Bloom anywhere, have ya?
Pinkie Pie: “She’s in the basement- I mean, eenope!”
I been looking for her all day, and she ain't nowhere to be found."
Author: So, she is somewhere?
Big Macintosh shook his head. "Sorry sis, can't say I have."
Rainbow Dash: “Well, I can, but why ruin the surprise?”
"Darn! That silly filly's probably gone off somewhere with her friends. I just hope she ain't getting herself into any mischief, or else there'll be hay to pay!"
Author: She’d made a bet with a bundle of hay, you see.
"Don't you go worryin' yourself, Applejack,"
Pinkie Pie: “Worry some other pony instead!”
he replied, "I'm sure she's perfectly fine.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, perfectly fine. For about half a page.
But anyway, I need to go back to the barn. I gotta go and press some apples for some
Rainbow Dash: Information. I’ll get them to talk yet!
of my home-brewed apple cider. I hoof-picked a few apples earlier specially, all nice and plump and ripe, and they ain't gonna press themselves."
Pinkie Pie: Apples are lazy like that!
Applejack laughed. "You sure do love your cider, don't ya!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I get it! This story is going to be a shipping between Big Macintosh and the cider! That’s why people don’t like the story, right?
Author: … Sure.
Just make sure Apple Bloom don't get her hooves on it again, we all know what happened last time!"
Rainbow Dash: “After that bear exploded, we had to scrape his guts off of half the orchard!”
Big Macintosh chuckled along with his sister. "Eeyup!"
The large red pony trotted back to the barn, and gently closed the door.
Pinkie Pie: See ponies, he’s a gentle giant! I’m sure Big Macintosh would never do anything bad!
He opened a trap-door
Author: It’s a TRAP! … Okay, that was a little forced.
with his mouth and went down the steps into an old disused apple cellar. Usually it was just filled with junk; scrap metal, old worn out ploughs,
Rainbow Dash: Because everyone knows that ploughs are used for planting apple trees.
old rope and various other bits and bobs
Author: “Hi, my name’s Bob. Please let me out.”
that had outlived their usefulness. Big Macintosh often came down here when he wanted to get away from the world, to withdraw
Author: Big Macintosh’s defense rose!
for a little while for some peace and quiet.
Today was different, however.
Rainbow Dash: Today was the meeting of his rock band, “Macintosh and the Bloody Apples”.
The old rope, at least, had found a new use,
Pinkie Pie: It got a part-time job as a tow cable, and made eight-fifty an hour!
because in cellar space were Apple Bloom and her fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, bound and gagged, propped up against the wall.
Author: “Oh, I just love your new decorations, Big Macintosh!”
Rainbow Dash: “Thanks, I got them at a garage sale for two bits!”
Three pairs of scared, round eyes looked up at Big Macintosh as he approached.
Author: Soldiers, halt! Brain bleach at the ready!
"Now then, ya three fillies," he said, as placid as ever.
Pinkie Pie: Glad to see Big M is so excited about this.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, he’s more excited than me.
"Y'all need to learn a lesson. You need to learn not to mess around with Big Macintosh.
Author: “And those who mess with Big Macintosh get fed to the fishes.”
All I want is some peace and quiet," he said, looking directly at Apple Bloom.
Pinkie Pie: Staring contest! Go!
The little red haired filly cowered under his gaze. "All I want is a quiet life, without all you Cutie Mark Crusaders runnin' round the place, making with the noise.
Author: “And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
There's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!”
Rainbow Dash: What’d I say about obscure references?
Author: They aren’t obscure to me…
When I'm finished with y'all, there gonna be no noise from you ever again."
Pinkie Pie: This is horrible! He’s going to shock them into silence by having them read “Cupcakes”!
As Big Macintosh approached, Scootaloo flapped her wings, struggling to get
Rainbow Dash: Into character.
off the ground. Big Macintosh laughed, and grabbed one of her wings. He twisted,
Author: And shouted.
at first slow, watching the pain visibly grow in her eyes, but then tore hard, smiling slightly
Pinkie Pie: That’s the spirit! You’ve gotta have fun with it! C’mon, give us a big ol’ smile!
when he heard the snap and the muffled whimper that came from Scootaloo. He then threw her to the ground.
Author: Who caught her, and ran thirty seven miles for a touchdown!
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Whoo!
"Your wings are useless, ya silly filly," he said pleasantly.
Rainbow Dash: That sounded more unpleasant, but, what do I know? I’m just sane.
He then went to a toolbox and took out a rusty knife with a jagged blade and dropped it in front of the three fillies.
Author: At least he didn’t drop the soap.
"I'm gonna take off those gags now," he said. "The first one of you to scream gets their tongues cut out."
Rainbow Dash: All of their tongues, or just some of them?
He took off Sweetie Belle's gag first. She looked up at him with terror, but managed
Pinkie Pie: A successful prank store!
to stay quiet. Next was Scootaloo. She let out a strangled whine
Author: What the hell is that supposed to sound like?
and was breathing heavily, still in horrendous pain from her broken wing, but managed
Pinkie Pie: A successful bakery! How yummy!
Rainbow Dash: Stop.
to resist the temptation.
Author: Remember kids; if some situation wants you to call out for help, just say NO.
Finally, he removed the gag from his sister Apple Bloom. She stared at him with her large round eyes,
Author: It’s pony Magibon!
filled with fear and incomprehension. This was Big Macintosh after all, her big brother and the gentlest of souls. Wasn't he?
Rainbow Dash: Based on the fact he kind of broke Scootaloo’s wing, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say no. No, he is not.
Surely this was just a horrible joke?
Pinkie Pie: I give it a four out of ten on my prank-o-meter.
But she had seen what he had done to Scootaloo's wing, and it was definitely no joke.
Author: What? But I thought it was hilarious!
She took a deep breath.
Pinkie Pie: Put that breath back right now! You’ll spoil your appetite for dinner!
"APPLEJA-"
Author: Applejake?
Rainbow Dash: Applejames?
Pinkie Pie: Applejam?
Big Macintosh shoved his hoof in Apple Bloom's mouth, silencing her scream.
Rainbow Dash: That’s a big mouth!
He sighed and shook his head. "I tole you not to scream, Apple Bloom. You should listen to your big brother."
Pinkie Pie: “And furthermore… Ew! You licked my hoof! Disgusting!”
"I'll... I'll scream, and scream again, an' Applejack will hear and, and..."
Author: Is what Apple Bloom would have said, if there wasn’t a giant hoof in her mouth.
Rainbow Dash: Instead, it came out more like, “Oirl… Oirl hcremsh oi hcremsh ahga, arn arprloar il ear eh, eh…”
Apple Bloom said, falteringly.
"Ya know, I kinda hope you do. After all, I still ain't forgiven Applejack for that injury she gave me last apple-buck season. If you want Applejack to join y'all down here, scream away. I, for one, would welcome her company. But now, to business."
Author: “Sign here.”
Big Macintosh picked up the knife, and loomed over the cowering Apple Bloom. He pinned her down
Author: 3… 2…1…
Rainbow Dash: You used that joke already in another story.
Author: Is it my fault that every gore story uses the word “pinned” at some point?
with a powerful hoof, and stuck the knife into Apple Bloom's mouth. Sweetie Belle vomited at the sight,
Rainbow Dash: Sweetie Belle, he hasn’t DONE anything yet.
Author: I could just imagine dinner.
Pinkie Pie: “Hey Rarity, could you pass the… oh…(vomiting noise)
Rainbow Dash: “Sweetie Belle, I was just using a fork!”
the thick yellow chunks and acidic-smelling liquid spattering heavily on the floor.
Author: That liquid needs to enter a weight loss program or something.
Scootaloo managed
Pinkie Pie: A restaurant for fine dining!
Author: Stop.
not to be sick, but rather gasped and sobbed and choked with panic.
Pinkie Pie: She’s choking! Somebody do something!
Rainbow Dash: I told her not to eat too much panic at one time!
Big Macintosh forced open Apple Bloom's mouth and with some effort cut out her tongue. Apple Bloom tried to scream but her mouth was too full of blood,
Author: (shivers) Exactly like my last trip to the dentist.
so it was more of a muted gurgle. After a short while she collapsed, tears streaming from her eyes, falling unconscious from the shock and the pain. Big Macintosh then took the tongue and rolled it in the puddle of putrid vomit
Pinkie Pie: Don’t call the vomit putrid, you’ll hurt its feelings!
on the floor. He smiled at Scootaloo.
"Ya hungry?"
Author: “If I say no, would that have any impact on your next action?”
Pinkie Pie: Oh… Scootaloo always gets the best treats!
Rainbow Dash: All I got last time was a triple layer chocolate cake.
Scootaloo shook her head vigorously and cast him a defiant glare. "If Rainbow Dash was here she would kick the crap out of you, you... you maniac!"
Rainbow Dash: That is the best line in the entire story!
Author: I wonder why you think that…
Big Macintosh shrugged. "Well, she ain't. An' anyway, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Rainbow Dash ain't as tough as she likes to make out."
Rainbow Dash: And that’s the worst line in the entire story.
He shoved the vomit-covered tongue into Scootaloo's mouth,
Pinkie Pie: Now she has two tongues! Her sense of taste will be amazing!
and used his hoof to clamp her mouth shut. "Don't you go tryin' to spit it out now," he said calmly, with a little laugh and the filly struggled and squirmed. "Din't your mother ever tell you how important it is to chew your food?"
Author: “Cause my mother told me it was below breathing, but above the ability to draw a perfect circle.”
Scootaloo closed her eyes and flapped her one good wing desperately, eventually swallowing Apple Bloom's tongue.
Pinkie Pie: “This… is… DELICIOUS!”
Big Macintosh, still holding the writhing Scootaloo down with his strong hooves, then mounted the orange filly
Author: And engaged in a fearsome game of polo.
and slid his penis into her tight virgin pussy,
Rainbow Dash: Unbeknownst to the author of this story, that last sentence wasn’t entirely true.
Author: Oh, low blow!
raping her for several minutes while Sweetie Belle watched,
Rainbow Dash: Extremely bored.
trembling with revulsion. Apple Bloom was still out cold, blood pouring from her torn-up mouth.
Pinkie Pie: A needle and thread would do wonders here!
"Cutie Mark Crusaders rape victims," Big Macintosh said with tender mockery
Author: Ha ha! Oh, that Big Macintosh! Always the kidder!
as he fucked Scootaloo, followed by a gentle chuckle. "Guess y'all found your purpose in life now; your special talent is gettin' raped. Eeyup."
Pinkie Pie: So, what symbol would appear on their flanks for that?
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, that is a question that should never be asked.
Author: Agreed. While he’s busy… um… engaging in a vigorous activity with Scootaloo, let’s take a break.
Rainbow Dash: You don’t have to tell me twice!
Author: Alright, so I did some research, and it turns out that Sweetie Belle has a unique disease called Mouthfullitis. It’s a psychological condition where seeing another pony get something put into their mouth results in the patient throwing up.
Rainbow Dash: Wow, that’s rough. Just think of all the things she can’t experience.
Pinkie Pie: Just think! That means NO lollipops!
Author: Luckily, it doesn’t apply to everything, only a few select objects. Objects a patient can’t look at being shoved into another pony’s mouth include bananas, forks, spoons, knives, Wonka bars, flashlights, tic-tacs, any type of small mammal, and corduroy pants.
Rainbow Dash: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Author: No.
Rainbow Dash: Something VERY obvious?
Author: Let me think… oh, you mean a stallion’s-
(Buzzer sounds)
Pinkie Pie: We got story sign!
Rainbow Dash: Wow, that’s rough. Just think of all the things she can’t experience.
Pinkie Pie: Just think! That means NO lollipops!
Author: Luckily, it doesn’t apply to everything, only a few select objects. Objects a patient can’t look at being shoved into another pony’s mouth include bananas, forks, spoons, knives, Wonka bars, flashlights, tic-tacs, any type of small mammal, and corduroy pants.
Rainbow Dash: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Author: No.
Rainbow Dash: Something VERY obvious?
Author: Let me think… oh, you mean a stallion’s-
(Buzzer sounds)
Pinkie Pie: We got story sign!
Rainbow Dash: Are they still going at it?
Eventually he withdrew
Author: Oh good, we didn’t miss anything.
from Scootaloo, and gripped her head tight and repeatedly punched her hard with a hoof in the face, causing her nose to shatter and spurt with blood.
Rainbow Dash: I’m getting the feeling that the author started running out of ideas at this point, and just said, “Screw it, I’m just going to have him punch a pony in the face”.
He scooped up some of the blood and some of Sweetie Belle's vomit with his tongue and held it in his mouth, so that it mixed with his saliva,
Pinkie Pie: No, no, no, you’re supposed to use a blender for mixing, silly filly!
and then brought his mouth close to Scootaloo's
Author: And kissed her with mad passion!
and spat the rank mixture into her mouth.
Rainbow Dash: Good aim.
He clamped his hoof over her mouth and held her nose until she gagged and eventually had no choice but to swallow.
As Scootaloo retched and spat and cried,
Pinkie Pie: What a baby!
he turned to Sweetie Belle. He grabbed her easily,
Rainbow Dash: Did the author think it would be HARD, and needed to point that out?
as she was too shocked and traumatised to respond, and with apparent amusement he rammed
Author: The outer gates, broke through, and successfully conquered the city.
her horn up Scootaloo's ass. The horn was too big and hard,
Author: That’s what Sweetie Bell gets for using ZyGain brand horn enlarger.
so the skin around Scootaloo's ass ripped and blood and fecal matter first trickled and then poured profusely down onto Sweetie Belle's face, as well as urine as Scootaloo pissed herself.
Rainbow Dash: Little did Sweetie Belle know that Scootaloo pissed just to be a jerk.
"You keep doin' that, Sweetie Belle," he said.
Pinkie Pie: Isn’t he the one doing it?
The unicorn carried on pushing her horn up Scootaloo's anus, slowly but surely.
Author: Slow and steady wins the race!
Her normally well groomed pink and purple mane was now stained a reddish-brown, glistening with the wetness of the piss and blood.
Rainbow Dash: Don’t worry, kid. I hear reddish-brown is in this year.
"If ya stop, I'll come over there and, uh, get creative.
Author: By over there, do you mean five centimeters? Because you’re the one holding her in place!
I may seem a bit dense, but I'm actually quite a creative stallion, ya know," Big Macintosh said, with a wink. "Eeyup!"
Pinkie Pie: It’s true! You should see his account on FimFiction!
He went to Apple Bloom and penetrated his little sister's unconscious body with his hard cock.
Rainbow Dash: How’d that rooster get down in the basement?
While he violated her, he got another knife,
Author: Multi-tasking at its finest!
this one sharp and shiny, and sliced open her flank, causing her glistening intestines to flop out wetly onto the floor.
Pinkie Pie: “I thought I told you to dry yourself up before coming over here to be tortured?”
He glanced over, and was pleased to see that Sweetie Belle was still using her horn to anally penetrate Scootaloo, and her face was now completely covered in blood and feces and urine.
Author: Oddly enough, it was a good look for her.
Pinkie Pie: After the incident, she went on to be featured in a variety of fashion magazines!
He turned his attention back to Apple Bloom,
Rainbow Dash: His attention was very clumsy, so it took a while.
and scooped up her crimson entrails and wrapped them around her neck, still fucking the filly,
Author: Say that five times fast.
and with his front hooves he pulled and pulled until it was wrapped so tightly around Apple Bloom's neck that it broke her windpipe.
Pinkie Pie: “Sorry about that! I’ll buy you a new one!”
She was now surely dead,
Author: “But I’m not dead!”
Pinkie Pie: “Yes she is.”
Author: “I feel happy!”
but Big Macintosh continued fucking her furiously until her body began to lose form
Pinkie Pie: GASP! She was really a shape shifter all this time!
and collapse into a quivering, amorphous mass of fur and blood and flesh.
Author: The same thing happened the last time I had sex. And she was still alive!
The perineum had fallen away, leaving a single red and raw gaping void.
Rainbow Dash: Congratulations! You own a dictionary!
He carried on until he was fucking nothing but a single swollen and bloody orifice,
Author: A lot of woman would kill for a guy that was as long lasting as Big Macintosh.
and then discarded his baby sister's carcass as though she were nothing more than a rotten apple core.
Pinkie Pie: Not that we’re saying that apple cores are any less equal compared to other fruits!
He then took the knife, and grabbed Sweetie Belle and tossed her aside.
Author: Salad.
He forced himself into Scootaloo's ruined anus, and then took the knife and cut from her ass in a sweeping motion
Rainbow Dash: Also called the “Take Out the Trash” swipe.
up to her belly, and all her innards fell out.
Pinkie Pie: What clumsy innards!
He then grabbed her head, twisted and tore it clean off,
Pinkie Pie: Well, at least he’s being neat about it.
using his immense strength, and fucked it in the mouth and then tossed it aside.
Author: Not unlike a rotten apple.
He then had sex with her headless body, both in the vagina and the ass until he got bored.
Rainbow Dash: Dude, I can totally understand the need for a change of pace.
Sweetie Belle was the last remaining Cutie Mark Crusader. She was herself barely conscious, overcome with the nauseous stench of blood,
Pinkie Pie: That’s one pony’s opinion! I, for one, think blood smells nice if you add a touch of nutmeg!
shit and piss that covered her horn and her face. Big Macintosh pinned
Author: 3… 2…
Rainbow Dash: Author?
Author: C’mon, it’s such an easy joke!
Sweetie Belle down with his hoof and plunged the knife into her green eye, and twisted, causing vitreous fluid to dribble out onto the handle. At that, Sweetie Belle let out a throaty whine
Author: Okay, a strangled whine I can imagine. But what the hell is a throaty whine like?
and involuntarily emptied her bowels, and the aroma of fresh urine and feces filled the apple cellar once again.
Pinkie Pie: “Here at Sweet Apple Acres, we keep our urine and feces fresh!”
He withdrew the knife and did the same to the other eye, each time holding her tight and sticking his hoof into her mouth to silence her agonized screams.
Rainbow Dash: Hey! She’s trying to scream! Cut her tongue out!
He licked the vitreous
Author: Okay, you can access Wikipedia, we get it.
fluid that had leaked onto the knife, and then methodically began cutting and hacking at her front left hoof using the rusty knife.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, you use a knife for hacking, right?
Author: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: So why do they call it a hacksaw if-
Rainbow Dash: Shut up, Pinkie Pie!
The knife was quite blunt, so it took a Herculean effort to get through the skin, bone and cartilage, but eventually the bone splintered and the leg came off. He did the same to her other legs, until all four were amputated and nothing remained but bloody stumps,
Pinkie Pie: When did she turn into a tree?
with slimy white ligament and broken bone shards hanging out. At some point Sweetie Belle had passed out,
Pinkie Pie: Cupcakes, for all to enjoy!
Rainbow Dash: Please, don’t mention Cupcakes…
the overwhelming pain too much for her to bear.
He then used the knife to gouge out her left eye
Author: I guess the eye regenerated while he was busy hacking.
and jammed his penis into her eye socket, penetrating repeatedly deep into her brain,
Author: Hey Sweetie Belle, something on your mind?
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: (Groans)
enjoying how tight her skull felt around his hard shaft and how warm and squishy the brain-matter felt against the tip of his throbbing penis.
Rainbow Dash: I guess there’s a fetish for everything.
Author: I should check to see if there’s a penis-in-skull forum on the internet.
As he did he twisted Sweetie Belle's neck. After he had finished skull-fucking her,
Rainbow Dash: That is one sentence I never thought I’d read.
he cracked open her skull with a swift stamp of the hoof, and bent down and ate some of the exposed brain,
Pinkie Pie: “It tastes like jello!”
taking care to spit out a few fragments of skull bone that had got mixed in as he chewed.
Author: It’s like cracking eggs, except a skull instead of a shell and a brain instead of yolk.
Pinkie Pie: One recipe for a brain omelet coming right up!
It was warm and slimy and tough, and stuck to the back of his throat.
Rainbow Dash: That’s because it also had duct tape attached to it.
He swallowed, and then raped Sweetie Belle in the ass until it tore open and his engorged penis was smeared with what little fecal matter remained in her rectum.
Author: Two teaspoons, to be exact.
He took one of Sweetie Belle's detached legs and shoved it inside her ass,
Rainbow Dash: The fillies are pretty quiet at this point, so I suppose this part’s for kicks.
and then fucked Apple Bloom and Scootaloo's bodies the same way, forcing the amputated limb in, hoof-first, as far as it could go. He thought how strange it was that the still lumps of torn flesh that he was fucking with Sweetie Belle's leg had been so vibrant and alive such a short time ago.
Pinkie Pie: “Who would’ve thought killing them would make them so non-vibrant?”
But now, all three were dead, and he finished by spurting his voluminous load
Author: I absolutely love the use of the word “voluminous” here.
into Apple Bloom's destroyed backside. He watched with satisfaction
Author: “You done good, Macintosh. You done good.”
as the semen and blood and shit mixed together, forming a foamy maroon pool.
Pinkie Pie: Who’s up for a swim?!
He bent down and greedily lapped up some of it with his tongue, pressing his tongue deep into her anal cavity so as not to miss any,
Rainbow Dash: At least he’s thorough.
letting some dribbling down his chin. It tasted foul of course,
Author: Naturally.
a rancid, tangy slime that burned his throat, but it felt so satisfying.
Rainbow Dash: No, it felt foul, rancid, and tangy.
He swallowed the filthy goo, and wiped his mouth with a hoof. It was done.
Author: Much like the three fillies, eh? (socked in the face by Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash)
Big Macintosh would finally get his peace and quiet.
"Big Macintosh, ya down there?"
Pinkie Pie: “Nothing down here but us desecrated bodies!”
It was Applejack.
All: Duh!
He looked at the disfigured corpses of the three fillies, all now barely recognisable as the oh-so-sweet Cutie Mark Crusaders, and realised he felt strangely unsatisfied.
Rainbow Dash: All those times he WAS feeling satisfied? Never happened.
It had all been a bit too quick and easy. Now Applejack... that would be a challenge.
Pinkie Pie: Nothing like a good challenge!
She was Ponyville's best athlete after all;
Rainbow Dash: EXCUSE ME?!
she even had the Prize Pony of Ponyville trophy to prove it.
Rainbow Dash: No fair! That’s a popularity contest, and you know it!
And, of course, he still hadn't forgiven her for that injury.
Pinkie Pie: Of course!
He felt his penis stiffen once again in anticipation.
Author: “Sweet Transvestite”, anyone?
"Hey, Big Mac, I said are ya down there?" came Applejack's lilting voice again,
Pinkie Pie: Somepony’s been abusing the thesaurus again.
this time more insistent.
Big Macintosh replied serenely,
Rainbow Dash: You know, for a serial killer, he could at least be a bit more eccentric.
"I sure am, sis. Hey, come down here a minute. I've got somethin' to show you."
"Sure thing! What is it?"
"It's a surprise."
"Oh boy, I sure do love surprises! Somethin' real nice I'll bet."
Author: “I hope you like murder!”
Something real nice? Big Macintosh looked at the mangled, mutilated remains of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and his lips curled into a thin smile.
Author: Then he got an idea! An awful idea! The Mac got a terrible, awful idea!
"Eeyup."
Rainbow Dash: Eeshut up. Dear Celestia, that was rough!
Author: Is everyone okay? We all made it out intact?
Pinkie Pie: (giggles) I think I smell my brain fizzling, but otherwise I’m okay!
Twilight: (From TV) So Pinkie Pie? Did you learn your lesson?
Pinkie Pie: Yep! I’ve gotta do even MORE of these, because all this commenting is giving me the giggles!
Rainbow Dash: … Um…
Author: She is the spirit of laughter, I guess.
Twilight: (From TV) Ugh… There’s no reasoning with this crazy pony! Rainbow, push the button!
Rainbow Dash: … But I’m over here.
Twilight: (From TV) Oh, right. Sorry!
(Twilight pushes the button, and the TV turns off with a blip)
Eventually he withdrew
Author: Oh good, we didn’t miss anything.
from Scootaloo, and gripped her head tight and repeatedly punched her hard with a hoof in the face, causing her nose to shatter and spurt with blood.
Rainbow Dash: I’m getting the feeling that the author started running out of ideas at this point, and just said, “Screw it, I’m just going to have him punch a pony in the face”.
He scooped up some of the blood and some of Sweetie Belle's vomit with his tongue and held it in his mouth, so that it mixed with his saliva,
Pinkie Pie: No, no, no, you’re supposed to use a blender for mixing, silly filly!
and then brought his mouth close to Scootaloo's
Author: And kissed her with mad passion!
and spat the rank mixture into her mouth.
Rainbow Dash: Good aim.
He clamped his hoof over her mouth and held her nose until she gagged and eventually had no choice but to swallow.
As Scootaloo retched and spat and cried,
Pinkie Pie: What a baby!
he turned to Sweetie Belle. He grabbed her easily,
Rainbow Dash: Did the author think it would be HARD, and needed to point that out?
as she was too shocked and traumatised to respond, and with apparent amusement he rammed
Author: The outer gates, broke through, and successfully conquered the city.
her horn up Scootaloo's ass. The horn was too big and hard,
Author: That’s what Sweetie Bell gets for using ZyGain brand horn enlarger.
so the skin around Scootaloo's ass ripped and blood and fecal matter first trickled and then poured profusely down onto Sweetie Belle's face, as well as urine as Scootaloo pissed herself.
Rainbow Dash: Little did Sweetie Belle know that Scootaloo pissed just to be a jerk.
"You keep doin' that, Sweetie Belle," he said.
Pinkie Pie: Isn’t he the one doing it?
The unicorn carried on pushing her horn up Scootaloo's anus, slowly but surely.
Author: Slow and steady wins the race!
Her normally well groomed pink and purple mane was now stained a reddish-brown, glistening with the wetness of the piss and blood.
Rainbow Dash: Don’t worry, kid. I hear reddish-brown is in this year.
"If ya stop, I'll come over there and, uh, get creative.
Author: By over there, do you mean five centimeters? Because you’re the one holding her in place!
I may seem a bit dense, but I'm actually quite a creative stallion, ya know," Big Macintosh said, with a wink. "Eeyup!"
Pinkie Pie: It’s true! You should see his account on FimFiction!
He went to Apple Bloom and penetrated his little sister's unconscious body with his hard cock.
Rainbow Dash: How’d that rooster get down in the basement?
While he violated her, he got another knife,
Author: Multi-tasking at its finest!
this one sharp and shiny, and sliced open her flank, causing her glistening intestines to flop out wetly onto the floor.
Pinkie Pie: “I thought I told you to dry yourself up before coming over here to be tortured?”
He glanced over, and was pleased to see that Sweetie Belle was still using her horn to anally penetrate Scootaloo, and her face was now completely covered in blood and feces and urine.
Author: Oddly enough, it was a good look for her.
Pinkie Pie: After the incident, she went on to be featured in a variety of fashion magazines!
He turned his attention back to Apple Bloom,
Rainbow Dash: His attention was very clumsy, so it took a while.
and scooped up her crimson entrails and wrapped them around her neck, still fucking the filly,
Author: Say that five times fast.
and with his front hooves he pulled and pulled until it was wrapped so tightly around Apple Bloom's neck that it broke her windpipe.
Pinkie Pie: “Sorry about that! I’ll buy you a new one!”
She was now surely dead,
Author: “But I’m not dead!”
Pinkie Pie: “Yes she is.”
Author: “I feel happy!”
but Big Macintosh continued fucking her furiously until her body began to lose form
Pinkie Pie: GASP! She was really a shape shifter all this time!
and collapse into a quivering, amorphous mass of fur and blood and flesh.
Author: The same thing happened the last time I had sex. And she was still alive!
The perineum had fallen away, leaving a single red and raw gaping void.
Rainbow Dash: Congratulations! You own a dictionary!
He carried on until he was fucking nothing but a single swollen and bloody orifice,
Author: A lot of woman would kill for a guy that was as long lasting as Big Macintosh.
and then discarded his baby sister's carcass as though she were nothing more than a rotten apple core.
Pinkie Pie: Not that we’re saying that apple cores are any less equal compared to other fruits!
He then took the knife, and grabbed Sweetie Belle and tossed her aside.
Author: Salad.
He forced himself into Scootaloo's ruined anus, and then took the knife and cut from her ass in a sweeping motion
Rainbow Dash: Also called the “Take Out the Trash” swipe.
up to her belly, and all her innards fell out.
Pinkie Pie: What clumsy innards!
He then grabbed her head, twisted and tore it clean off,
Pinkie Pie: Well, at least he’s being neat about it.
using his immense strength, and fucked it in the mouth and then tossed it aside.
Author: Not unlike a rotten apple.
He then had sex with her headless body, both in the vagina and the ass until he got bored.
Rainbow Dash: Dude, I can totally understand the need for a change of pace.
Sweetie Belle was the last remaining Cutie Mark Crusader. She was herself barely conscious, overcome with the nauseous stench of blood,
Pinkie Pie: That’s one pony’s opinion! I, for one, think blood smells nice if you add a touch of nutmeg!
shit and piss that covered her horn and her face. Big Macintosh pinned
Author: 3… 2…
Rainbow Dash: Author?
Author: C’mon, it’s such an easy joke!
Sweetie Belle down with his hoof and plunged the knife into her green eye, and twisted, causing vitreous fluid to dribble out onto the handle. At that, Sweetie Belle let out a throaty whine
Author: Okay, a strangled whine I can imagine. But what the hell is a throaty whine like?
and involuntarily emptied her bowels, and the aroma of fresh urine and feces filled the apple cellar once again.
Pinkie Pie: “Here at Sweet Apple Acres, we keep our urine and feces fresh!”
He withdrew the knife and did the same to the other eye, each time holding her tight and sticking his hoof into her mouth to silence her agonized screams.
Rainbow Dash: Hey! She’s trying to scream! Cut her tongue out!
He licked the vitreous
Author: Okay, you can access Wikipedia, we get it.
fluid that had leaked onto the knife, and then methodically began cutting and hacking at her front left hoof using the rusty knife.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, you use a knife for hacking, right?
Author: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: So why do they call it a hacksaw if-
Rainbow Dash: Shut up, Pinkie Pie!
The knife was quite blunt, so it took a Herculean effort to get through the skin, bone and cartilage, but eventually the bone splintered and the leg came off. He did the same to her other legs, until all four were amputated and nothing remained but bloody stumps,
Pinkie Pie: When did she turn into a tree?
with slimy white ligament and broken bone shards hanging out. At some point Sweetie Belle had passed out,
Pinkie Pie: Cupcakes, for all to enjoy!
Rainbow Dash: Please, don’t mention Cupcakes…
the overwhelming pain too much for her to bear.
He then used the knife to gouge out her left eye
Author: I guess the eye regenerated while he was busy hacking.
and jammed his penis into her eye socket, penetrating repeatedly deep into her brain,
Author: Hey Sweetie Belle, something on your mind?
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: (Groans)
enjoying how tight her skull felt around his hard shaft and how warm and squishy the brain-matter felt against the tip of his throbbing penis.
Rainbow Dash: I guess there’s a fetish for everything.
Author: I should check to see if there’s a penis-in-skull forum on the internet.
As he did he twisted Sweetie Belle's neck. After he had finished skull-fucking her,
Rainbow Dash: That is one sentence I never thought I’d read.
he cracked open her skull with a swift stamp of the hoof, and bent down and ate some of the exposed brain,
Pinkie Pie: “It tastes like jello!”
taking care to spit out a few fragments of skull bone that had got mixed in as he chewed.
Author: It’s like cracking eggs, except a skull instead of a shell and a brain instead of yolk.
Pinkie Pie: One recipe for a brain omelet coming right up!
It was warm and slimy and tough, and stuck to the back of his throat.
Rainbow Dash: That’s because it also had duct tape attached to it.
He swallowed, and then raped Sweetie Belle in the ass until it tore open and his engorged penis was smeared with what little fecal matter remained in her rectum.
Author: Two teaspoons, to be exact.
He took one of Sweetie Belle's detached legs and shoved it inside her ass,
Rainbow Dash: The fillies are pretty quiet at this point, so I suppose this part’s for kicks.
and then fucked Apple Bloom and Scootaloo's bodies the same way, forcing the amputated limb in, hoof-first, as far as it could go. He thought how strange it was that the still lumps of torn flesh that he was fucking with Sweetie Belle's leg had been so vibrant and alive such a short time ago.
Pinkie Pie: “Who would’ve thought killing them would make them so non-vibrant?”
But now, all three were dead, and he finished by spurting his voluminous load
Author: I absolutely love the use of the word “voluminous” here.
into Apple Bloom's destroyed backside. He watched with satisfaction
Author: “You done good, Macintosh. You done good.”
as the semen and blood and shit mixed together, forming a foamy maroon pool.
Pinkie Pie: Who’s up for a swim?!
He bent down and greedily lapped up some of it with his tongue, pressing his tongue deep into her anal cavity so as not to miss any,
Rainbow Dash: At least he’s thorough.
letting some dribbling down his chin. It tasted foul of course,
Author: Naturally.
a rancid, tangy slime that burned his throat, but it felt so satisfying.
Rainbow Dash: No, it felt foul, rancid, and tangy.
He swallowed the filthy goo, and wiped his mouth with a hoof. It was done.
Author: Much like the three fillies, eh? (socked in the face by Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash)
Big Macintosh would finally get his peace and quiet.
"Big Macintosh, ya down there?"
Pinkie Pie: “Nothing down here but us desecrated bodies!”
It was Applejack.
All: Duh!
He looked at the disfigured corpses of the three fillies, all now barely recognisable as the oh-so-sweet Cutie Mark Crusaders, and realised he felt strangely unsatisfied.
Rainbow Dash: All those times he WAS feeling satisfied? Never happened.
It had all been a bit too quick and easy. Now Applejack... that would be a challenge.
Pinkie Pie: Nothing like a good challenge!
She was Ponyville's best athlete after all;
Rainbow Dash: EXCUSE ME?!
she even had the Prize Pony of Ponyville trophy to prove it.
Rainbow Dash: No fair! That’s a popularity contest, and you know it!
And, of course, he still hadn't forgiven her for that injury.
Pinkie Pie: Of course!
He felt his penis stiffen once again in anticipation.
Author: “Sweet Transvestite”, anyone?
"Hey, Big Mac, I said are ya down there?" came Applejack's lilting voice again,
Pinkie Pie: Somepony’s been abusing the thesaurus again.
this time more insistent.
Big Macintosh replied serenely,
Rainbow Dash: You know, for a serial killer, he could at least be a bit more eccentric.
"I sure am, sis. Hey, come down here a minute. I've got somethin' to show you."
"Sure thing! What is it?"
"It's a surprise."
"Oh boy, I sure do love surprises! Somethin' real nice I'll bet."
Author: “I hope you like murder!”
Something real nice? Big Macintosh looked at the mangled, mutilated remains of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and his lips curled into a thin smile.
Author: Then he got an idea! An awful idea! The Mac got a terrible, awful idea!
"Eeyup."
Rainbow Dash: Eeshut up. Dear Celestia, that was rough!
Author: Is everyone okay? We all made it out intact?
Pinkie Pie: (giggles) I think I smell my brain fizzling, but otherwise I’m okay!
Twilight: (From TV) So Pinkie Pie? Did you learn your lesson?
Pinkie Pie: Yep! I’ve gotta do even MORE of these, because all this commenting is giving me the giggles!
Rainbow Dash: … Um…
Author: She is the spirit of laughter, I guess.
Twilight: (From TV) Ugh… There’s no reasoning with this crazy pony! Rainbow, push the button!
Rainbow Dash: … But I’m over here.
Twilight: (From TV) Oh, right. Sorry!
(Twilight pushes the button, and the TV turns off with a blip)
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